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Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by sketcherJ(m): 4:40pm On Nov 08, 2015
serious, what have a beginning must surely have an end...lalasticlala, ishilove seun etc close this thread now and lemme be declared the winner...for it has been said the ist might be the last and the last the ist. cool
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 11:26pm On Nov 07, 2015
Highcuerayte:
Clara sat, incarcerated with thoughts and incandescent with fear,with a reflection that glistened under the shadow of pretence, giving an impression of depression to the still,silent atmosphere of the room as she calculates her moves.

Thousands of ideas run through her minds,all together not resorted.As a spy,mendacity has become a lifestyle, a no do without. But mendacity is not efficiently sufficient for this mission, proficiency is required. The required proficiency is what made her ends up on this Queen bed with the Director of Operation for the multibillionaire company,Dr McNeil. The required proficiency,the unfailing method of all ages,the naked weapon is what it takes.

Clara gently moved her body in a noiseless noticeable movement.She looked over at Dr McNeil,he is far asleep,consciously unconsciously paralyzed by the required proficiency, with an appearance of a living statue left with nothing but the countenance of a sad pig. Clara smiles at her mid-succesful effort,she is pleased.

The room has it's demanding eyes fixed on her, the surrounding darkness suspecting and questioning her every moves. "The darkness is necessary for the operation" the commanding officer had told her before her departure for this safe dangerous mission. Safe when instructions are strictly followed,dangerous when they are not. Clara slid out of the blanket and gently gets off the Queen bed. Like a professional she is, her eyes as if automatically,has adjusted to the surrounding darkness,her mind as if by design has orderly arranged the once disordered listless list of ideas. All is done,she stand and walks to the safe at the right corner of the room, tip toeing as she goes.Five steps to the safe when she heard an unmistakable voice of authority.

"Freeze!" the voice said.
beautiful write up..I love the suspence mode activated here..but pls dont let anything happen to Clara..I love her smiley
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 11:11pm On Nov 07, 2015
Jhosh:
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Well' I quess those who avunt received any message bout being offered admission frm anoda sku isint safe either# Some wil tink;its a step ahead to b admitted#..

Make luck shine on us '..#Cnt write jamb again;+ what I went through in predigree#.

Well' I quess those who avunt received any message bout being offered admission frm anoda sku isint safe either# Some wil tink;its a step ahead to b admitted#..

Make luck shine on us '..#Cnt write jamb again;+ what I went through in predigree#
I thought predegree students had it easy...
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 8:41am On Nov 07, 2015
chisombenedicta:
UPDATE: 141 days to go #Resumption 2015/16 academic session#
beautiful.
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 8:40am On Nov 07, 2015
mikkylaw1:
Diz wan wey lecturer die now,hope it won't delay our admission undecided
sorry, but that isn't a good way to talk..d lecturer is a human being for christ sake...show some respect to the dead
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 7:15am On Nov 07, 2015
OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Hi, everyone. I have an issue I'd be very glad if anyone could help with. There was a guy I met when I went for my PUME, his name is Tola. He has once contested for the post of the president of maybe his department, I really can't tell. He is a tutor in Smart brains lesson and is of the statistics department. He is also a botany student. He dances with a dancing group, 'Starlight' I think - one of the groups who performed in the Sons of David concert. The group held their own audition days later. He has an elder brother who has a phone repair stall in school. His name would be Fikayo. He plays the guitar and, from what I heard, now stays in school.

Now, I lost the phone I had his number on when I got back to Niger and I really need to get back to him. So, if anyone among the bosses already in school knows him, I implore you to please link me to him. I beg. Please, everyone.
in summary sir, I am looking. for tola a botany student who is also a tutor in smart brain lessons who has a brother named fikayo....but wait he is a botany student and also a statistics student?
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 9:25pm On Nov 06, 2015
nerilove:
Titles are what distinguish successful clubs
clubs are many in England, but Manchester united is the best of them all
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 12:31pm On Nov 06, 2015
ashjamu:
Guy how far
far and near are antonyms
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 12:06pm On Nov 06, 2015
Highcuerayte:
There is, but it seems to me, members there are confused fellows
hi, I will like to know d group sire, who are the admins there and wats ur username?
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 11:56am On Nov 06, 2015
iamayodeji:
Dear friend, be polite to the young lady
lady, I am winning this game...or are u a guy
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 8:35am On Nov 06, 2015
ashjamu:
game ke! For ur small mind
mind your business my dear
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by sketcherJ(m): 8:28am On Nov 06, 2015
ashjamu:
Morning
beautiful eyes..how are u?
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 9:31pm On Nov 05, 2015
talk2riel:
See how far we've come
come my friend, lemme win this game
TravelRe: One Dies As Danfo Bus & Okada Rider Collide At Tincan Apapa (Graphic Photos) by sketcherJ(m): 7:31pm On Nov 05, 2015
RIP

this man left home, just like everybody else, he didn't know he would be dead,and his corpse would be popular on nairaland cos am sure if he knew,he wouldn't go out this month even for d remaining months in this year, judging from d pix, I d say he is a student ..may God save us , our families and our loved ones from untimely death in Jesus name

(AMEN)
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by sketcherJ(m): 7:17pm On Nov 05, 2015
ashjamu:
park well
do u know u are a beautiful lady wink
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 7:14pm On Nov 05, 2015
jamace:
Dies and lives are 2 modes of existence.
existence of some people are major problems in this world
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 7:03pm On Nov 05, 2015
FATM:
Play like no tomorrow
tomorrow never dies
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 7:00pm On Nov 05, 2015
ashjamu:
Me no get time for play
wink
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 6:20pm On Nov 05, 2015
ashjamu:
naturalism is an approach to philosophical problems
problems may arise if you continue quoting me cool
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:55pm On Nov 05, 2015
dannyoung007:
Tenk u jawe u too much broda mi
bro d buy wants to dupe you grin
Forum GamesRe: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by sketcherJ(m): 8:08am On Nov 05, 2015
tolustx:
Simple questions sometimes can be so difficult and confusing to answer.
answer me not and let me win
Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by sketcherJ(m): 8:03am On Nov 05, 2015
I WON
CrimeRe: Several Killed In Edo Bank Robbery by sketcherJ(m): 10:13pm On Nov 04, 2015
sagitariusbaby:
They nearly killed my mum but our only tenant was not that lucky as he was among those killed .... RIP to the dead
tnk God for ur mum please how did she survive and where and how was the tenant killed? maybe u could open a thread and tell it there to enlighten and educate us
FoodRe: The First Time I Ate Eba, See What Happens *pics by sketcherJ(m): 12:36am On Nov 01, 2015
yahayya1a:
Heheheh thanks for the advice bro.. .but i know what i am up against before i even posted it...now if you'll excuse me?! I got an abuse to catch. Tell SIR FEICHI about this.. .will you? cool cool cool
so this is the topic you told me will make front page.!! I laugh in chinese grin
FoodRe: The First Time I Ate Eba, See What Happens *pics by sketcherJ(m): 12:23am On Nov 01, 2015
now bro, I told u to desist from d garri talk in d group....didn't i.? and u brought it here....d bashing u d get will be legendary..serious its childish, u ate garri(EBA) for d ist time...so wat?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m):
shocked [BEWARE!!!!

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN OVERRUN BY BLAST FROM THE PAST!!! ALIENS FROM 2014!!

INNOCENTUS! RUN FOR YOUR DEAR LIFE!!


but do not be afraid my darlings! for I am here , thy hero cool , the goon of the kradamadoons ! the sketcher of the sketchians cool to slay the aliens and return this thread to its former peace and tranquility...

now come ye aliens and face me....let me take you one by one cool ...........
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 9:58pm On Oct 21, 2015
jhosh, chiamaka01 please wats the pd cut off for philosophy? asking for a friend
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 8:06am On Oct 18, 2015
ogaofficer:
Nairaland Grammarians Association. Pls i Need your help, kindly decode this statement " My brobdingnagian and obfuscative agglomerations has been a cause celebre in recent months." someone sent this to me on whatsapp, cold they catch me o. Cc: TheSonofMark, Starlingslimnet,imscoayo.chisombenecdicta. I beg wetin the guy mean
so sir u have never heard of this word "DICTIONARY" before,? even if u have,maybe u forgot my honourable sir that it is used for checking big words like this? if u dont have d hardcopy,maybe u should tell d name of your phone,so dat out of the generosity of my heart i can give u d links to download the soft copy on your phone.....

now if u are using an android phone,you should know my very dear sir that when you type some words and your keyboard underline those words ..they are not in the English dictionary

so words like brobdingnagian and obfuscative are not in the English dictionary ..they are just jargons formed by your friend who thinks by imitating Patrick obiaghon ,he will be looked at as a learned man

but bro..i guess you know all this,you just want us to laugh...ok i laughed
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 7:45am On Oct 18, 2015
Olamitisoji:
Happy Birthday to me...
Happy birthday to u.LLNP
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:29pm On Oct 15, 2015
Leitner:
Andrew ko Liver salt ni.

Pls,anyone have an idea when the second list will be out?

CC::
Jsmmuyiwa
Horeofe
Chisombenedicta
Ogaofficer
Sketcherj
All other aspirants



And Dr.Andrew Liver salt grin
d andrew liver salt got me grin grin it has not been confirmed, some said Nov 6..let's just say it's either late October or early November..by d way I remember u from last year's thread,how are u bro?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 7:04pm On Oct 12, 2015
ogaofficer:
Sorry guys, The second batch of ministerial list is out.
it is funny but I forgot to laugh..sorry embarassed
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 10:21pm On Oct 11, 2015
madame chisombenedicta tnks for your humanitarian service, but you have been granted a compulsory leave by the board of trustees which must effect imediately..since mr.sketcherj here is d guiness book of records's undisputed best in mathematics;he will resume the countdown


UPDATE: 441239 - 3698 /2589 days to go
#Resumption 2015/16 academic
session cool

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