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flawlesRebirth:
I SEE NOTHING....NOTIFY ME WEN THE WINCH'S ON nl FINDS IT

check well..the more u look, the less u see

When u have had a couple of drinks at IYA sikirat's beer parlour mixed with osogbo weed..and you want a Christmas tree


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Lalasticlala , ishilove

Is this best selfie ever?

When the people from your village have ended your case and it happened in the plane, this is what happens.. After snapping na to dey sing

"Carry me de go, Jehovah carry me dey go, dey go, dey go"

Happy sunday

Lalasticlala , ishilove
. - See more at: http://dandywriter..com/2015/12/is-best-selfie-of-year.html?m=1#sthash.Ybqng4Jf.dpuf

Do you know there is a secret game embedded in your chrome browser ,on both the computer and android application, it displays when you have an error in connection or you can't connect to the internet. Many people don't know this, so they don't play it because it is inconspicuous (not easily noticed) now I am writing this article to show u how u can see and play the game

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Is this dreary sad looking dinosaur familiar? when you use Google's Chrome browser and can't connect to the internet, this shows up, But did you know that this dinosaur is ALSO the main character in a secret game hidden in your browser? If you press the space bar or the dinosaur , some land appears below the dinosaur, who immediately falls towards it...

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And then the game begins - you get a score counter at the top, and the dinosaur starts running. You can dodge the cacti by jumping over them, (on your phone) or by clicking the mouse or by using the space bar (on your PC)

When you hit a cactus, it's game over. But hey! At least you can do SOMETHING when you are having a bad network and WiFi connection

You can see more pictures at the source and if you don't have chrome browser but will like to check out this game, you can also download chrome browser at the source.

- Source: http://dandywriter..com.ng/2015/12/how-to-play-secret-game-embedded-in.html?m=1#sthash.ODa740at.dpuf

TedBaker:
Na ajebo p schl me goooo. Idnt knw d songs

even most of this songs are being sung in ajebo schools..any type of school as long as it is Nigeria

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My mother, who sat and watched my infant head when sleeping on my cradle bed, and tears affectionately shed, My Mother When pain and sickness makes me cry, you gaze upon my heavy eye and pray to God that I shouldn’t die, My Mother, - See more at: http://dandywriter..com.ng/2015/11/your-primary-school-is-not-complete-if.html?m=1#sthash.ihlq1XIK.3e53PeI1.dpuf

Ishilove, seun

11. Rain rain go away come again another day Little children want to play

12. Tisha jowo, mo fe jegba temi nami lowo, mashe nami nidi, tidimi babe, mape baba mi wa, baba mi, a ba e ja.

13. All things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small all things bright and wonderful, the lord god made them all. He gave us eyes to see them And lips that we might tell He gave us “something” colors And made the mighty se E E

- See more at: http://dandywriter..com.ng/2015/11/your-primary-school-is-not-complete-if.html?m=1#sthash.ihlq1XIK.dpuf

[b]WHICH PRIMARY SCHOOL DID YOU ATTEND?
HOW MANY OF THESE MEMORIES CAN U
REMEMBER? ARE YOU ALSO A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER?YOU CAN TEACH YOUR PUPILS THESE POEMS [/b]





You must be able to recite/sing at least 7 of
the under listed BY HEART:

1.
Some have food but cannot eat,
some can eat but have no food.
We have food and we can eat.
Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.

2.
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
mama jollof rice!

3.
Oh my home o my home
when shall I see my home
wen shall I see my native land
I will never forget my home!

4.
Holiday is coming [2x]
no more warning bells
no more teachers cane.
goodbye teachers, goodbye scholars
I’m going 2 spend
a jolly holiday [2x]


5.
h-i-p- for d hip
p-o-p-o for d hipopo
and t-a-m-u-s for the hippopotamus
hippopotamus!

6.
Parents listen to your children
we are the leaders of tomorrow
try and pay our school fees
and give us good education

7.
I am a little sailor boy that comes from the
sea
that comes from the sea just to marry you
Oh will u marry marry marry
will you marry me?


8.
8 o’clock is d time for school, don't be late
in d morning.
8 o’clock is for boys and girls, come to
school in za mornin.

9.
Morning has broken, like the 1st morning,
blackbirds have spoken, like the1st word
Praise for the singing. Praise for the
morning, Praise for the evening, Fresh from
the world.


10.
Now the day is over, night is drawing nigh,
shadows of the evening, still acrossthe skies
Glory to the father, Glory to the son, And to
thee blessed spirit, Whilst all ages run,
Amen!

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Lalasticlala

You even have a computer! How come u can't buy a phone, you just don't wanna try hard, and must u get a phone this year?

Raiden:
Scam you? You don't posses anything in ur life worth my dignity.

well he possess a phone, u are pleading for something and u are still doing like this? The mods should delete your thread asap

But wait, they were only seven in d bus with the driver,and the conductor there were no accomplices in d bus at that time , before they reached ogere interchange and they said the driver was speeding up and had taken them away from their destinations... But shouldn't they have wrestled the steering wheel with him or something, I mean its only one driver, they' should have ganged up against the driver ..am I d only one seeing this?

Hmmm I see some people making a valid statement that chibok girls shouldn't be in that list, no, am not saying they are all dead, but u will agree with me that there disappearance is a mystery that Nigeria and even the world has not been able to unravel. I added it because of the mystery surrounding this case

Actually funsho Williams is also included in my list, I forgot to post it here but u could see at the source..

Yes some murders are not included, maybe because they have been solved e.g kudirat abiola's death ,

If u are aware of any major murder case in nigeria that hasn't been solved, please don't hesistate to tell, maybe I will add it and update the list, thank you

Dandywriter

6. Chibok girls : on that tragic day , 15th April 2014, 276 female school girls were abducted by Islamic militants,(book haram) and 219 are still reported to be missing, this got the whole world talking and initiated the "BringBackOurGirls" campaign, this catastrophe was regarded as the major flaw in ex president , Goodluck Jonathan's government.. What might have happened to these girls? there were some rumours saying the boko haram militants have slept with some of them , married some and sold some of them as slaves, another said they might have been radicalized, brain washed and initiated into the world of terrorism owing to the recent activities of female sucide bombers .. Even as I type this, I still feel a sadness in my heart and pray they are found safe and healthy.(Amen)
- See more at: http://dandywriter..nl/2015/12/nigeria-murder-mysteries-that-was-never.html?m=1#sthash.5mz6BqH2.dpuf

Bola ige : He was a Nigerian lawyer and politician, He became federal minister of Justice for Nigeria.On 23 December 2001, Bola Ige was shot dead at his home in the south-western city of Ibadan. He had been entangled in squabbles within his Alliance for Democracy party in Osun State, the feud involving governor bisi akande and his deputy bisola omisore.. Bola ige's killer was never brought to book as those who were arrested,
and tried for involvement in the murder, including Iyiola Omisore, were all dischaeged and acquitted.
Though till today,some people are of the strong opinion that iyiola omisore was the one that orchestrated the murder, but we might never know the truth.

3.General sanni abacha -: he was an head of state of Nigeria and his autocratic rule was reported to be a reign of terror, corruption, lawlessness and anarchy, anyone that dare talk or oppose his government was snuffed out,(eliminated), he ordered the killing of ken saro wiwa which was why Nigeria banned temporarily from the commonwealth of nations, nobody really knew how he died

Some reports said he died of an apple by two Indian ladies

Another said he died on top of a woman Recently or not to recent

His CSO ( chief security officer) said he died of an heart attack

We might never know how he died but his death was a relief to the citizens of Nigeria, Africa and the world as a whole, it was even said that many people took to dancing on the street when the news of his death was released. -

Dele giwa : he was a dogged and fearless journalist, he was a Nigerian editor and founder of newswatch , during the military regime, he opposed the regime and autocratic rule of the head of states and published news and facts in his magazine to show the world that the head of states were really corrupt and bad.
On December 1986, dele giwa was killed by a mail/letter bomb in his Lagos home, two days after he had been interviewed by sss( state security service) officials,

Till today dele giwa's killer was never brought to book
Rumours have it that his killing was ordered by the head of state then who was general Ibrahim babangida over the damning news of the illegal activities of his wife.but we might never know the killer. If dele giwa is alive now, he would have been 68 years old

1. Mungo Park - he was an explorer who was born in Selkirkshire scotland , he was the first westerner to have travelled to the central of the river Niger,he was sent out by the Association for Promoting the Discovery of the Interior of Africa' to discover the course of the River Niger. He was particularly sent on this expedition because of his success in the first trip where he went alone but on this journey he went with 40 Europeans who all lost their lives in the adventure.

(Though Nigeria had not been formed when mungo park died, I feel it justifiable to include this, because he was last seen in a place currently in Nigeria)

His death; against logic and reasoning, Mungo park set out with his 40 man expedition to the river Niger from Gambia in the rainy season, and when there were different wars and hostilities going on in the Niger area. Due to the weather, and different kinds of deseases , mungo park's men started dying , from 40 to 11, but mungo park was a proud man and didn't send any letter of his problems to London , by the time they reached segu, only four of his men were alive, Sending his native guide, Isaaco, back to Laidley with his journals, Park was determined to continue. But at the bussa rapids in 1806 after 1000 miles on sea , park and his four men disappeared from the face of the earth, issaco was sent back to find the truth but the only remains to be discovered was park's ammunition belts. Some historians say he drowned in the sea While some said he and his team were mistaken for Muslim's raiders and shot at..but we might never know how mungo park died,,if he is alive today, he would be 244 years old.

MissTechy:
Thank you

wow. Nice video, keep it up, the video attracts more attention than the written one but I will enjoin you to do both cos peeps that might not have enough data, you are unique ..

ou visited your in law and they give you this type of food, what will you do?I will just say "please I have no appetite"


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Nigeria where we have the rich and the poor
But what pained me most?
The poor is not trying to get rich..

They are trying to put the rich down

But there is no way they can ever put a hardworking person down.

Their hate is setting goals and aspirations for the rich
Thereby making the rich attain new levels
And maybe that is why
The rich are getting richer
And the poor? Are getting poorer