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Seasons greetings everyone

since we are in the month of December and some of us are probably designing our homes and offices for Christmas and new year with Christmas trees, lights, songs, father Xmas accessories etc..I decided to write an article on how you can give your phone that Christmas look..*winks*

1.change the launcher of your phone: the no 1 way to change the face of your phone to a Christmas one is to change the launcher, there are so many launchers in playstore that offers Christmas themes for free, e.g atom launcher, go launcher etc, just check the ones you like and pick your desired one
Blackberry users can go to blackberry World to change their themes
Java users can check for .nth themes online

2.Change the wallpaper: some launchers even
when you apply Christmas themes might not give you that desired effect you want in a wall paper, just search online for high graphics 3D or HD wallpapers and you will be glad you did .I took the trouble to search for you, below are some of the best wallpapers I could find, download it and I am sure you will like it.

(Download the wallpapers at source)

3.Change the ringtone of your phone : yes, it is time to change the ringtone of your phone, aww, don't be stuck with that dreary and dry ringtone during this yuletide period, just download some sweet melodious Christmas songs and make one of them your ringtone, e.g Mary's boy child, jingle bells, feliz navidad etc

4.Change your notification tone: After changing the ringtone, it would be more better if you change your message's or notification tone from the usual bleep to a more nice and Christmas like tone, I d recommend jingle bells tone though

(Download jingle bells tone at source)

5. Download Christmas games : there are many interesting Christmas games on playstore , mobogenie etc which you can play this Christmas, some games allow you to be the father Xmas sharing gifts to children. You just have to try it out
Blackberry users can check blackberry world Java users can check online or websites like waptrick, sefan.RU etc


6.Get a Christmas sticker -: time to remove those football players and cartoon stickers and get a Christmas sticker, stick it to the back of your phone, so that it could give your phone the Christmas "hardware" look..yea

So whaddaya say? Time to rock yours , cos I am rocking mine.
Merry Christmas and happy new year in advance

Source:http://dandywriter..com.ng/2015/12/seasons-greetings-everybody-since-we.html?m=1


cc: Lalasticlala Fynestboi

For the love of christmas

Last year,the "koko" crooner and his team of koko holdings,manufactured a Product called 'kokogarri"and Since then he has been garnishing help from celebs in different kinds of sectors to endorse the product,even the big man himself Aliko Dangote endorsed it,but looking at this product from another point of view,all the pictorial endorsements are just overhyped,we think dbanj's koko garrri can't be a complete success,and just like ini's bread might soon be heading for the rocks if its not rebranded and repackaged,its not personal,here are few points dandywriter have to support this.

1.why and when do we drink garri

if you ask me I will tell you,garri is not everybody's best food,we only results to garri when we want to eat EBA,and we drink it when we have no better options,dbanj must have been banking on the fact that the poor are many in Nigeria,and their occasional food would be garri,he may be right though,but did he packaged"kokogarri" for the poor?no! The product was packaged and designed for d rich..or people who could afford three squarely balanced meals a day,and this is where he got it all wrong because the rich seldom takes garri,they only take it when they feel like eating Eba and when they go to special functions where EBA was served and this goes for some of us too..drinking?I don't think so when they got lots of cartons of golden morn,corn flakes,oats meal etc in their stores..why did we think dbanj's koko garri is for the rich?let's take a look at the the next point which is?

2.The price and availability of kokogarri vs the Price and availability of garri in the market

kokogarri 18kg is being sold for the price of #5000 at online stores, whereas garri is sold for #10 per cup in d market,and 10 cups popularly known as 'congo' is #100,you can get garri ijebu for as high as #150..now let's do d maths Dbanj's kokogarri 18kg price would fetch a total of 40/50 Congo's of garri in the market,the poor won't buy dbanj's koko garri ,why? Cos with #5000,a poor man who knows how to price very well would go to the market,buy garri,get meat,fish etc,buy soup ingredients, he would have a nice meal and still have change left ..you think the rich would buy it? a man who really works for money,and whether rich or poor would want value on his money,and would want to acquire more for little amount spent,(maybe dbanj didn't do economics in secondary school)in fact eatries,bukas etc won't also buy it,cos they too are looking for profit,and compare how many wraps of EBA they can make from 'kokogarri'and the quantity of garri they bought in the market at the same price..The kokogarri is not even available everywhere,out of ten stores,you might find it in only three.


3. Garri's effects and Hazards

Many people are put off garri cos of the effects it has when you drink it too much,it is known to reduce eyesight,and the particles in it are also known to cause appendix etc,please don't tell me dbanj's kokogarri is different because its in a packet,it's just glorified 'garri ijebu'

4.Dbanj and the name

many celebrities think because they are popular,if they venture into other things apart from the ones people know them to be e.g (from acting to singing , from singing to manufacturing business,)will favour them,and there would be a high demand for their products,but they are wrong,they may be popular but as your popularity increases,so do your enemies,some people have no reason ,they just don't like your face,and even some of your fans like watching you on TV,but eating your products,?No,I don't think so..and the name koko garri is simply a turnoff..it doesn't add that business taste to the product.. Till today,many people think the product is just a joke

5.Other competitors in the business are
stepping up

The other competitors in the garri packaging industry are stepping up in their game by going to the grassroot to advertise their products,free taste etc, recently I saw a packet of packaged ,i was curious and bought it for #50 , I was surprised to see that the garri has sugar,milk,and kulikuli was sprinkled all over it, it was very sweet and I had to buy two more.

So what can dbanj do to save his 'kokogarri'?

1.To gather more profits, the best alternative for him is to reduce the kokogarri into very much more smaller packets(e.g 2 cups per 1 pkt)and sell at a very cheap/discounted rate,his profit would come in the long or short run.

2.Secondly,he should advertise more on local TV and radio stations, go to the grassroot, speak to the masses, sell to retailers etc the idea of celebrities snapping with the product and sharing the pictures on their social handles with some short captions may be part of it,but advertising a product is more than that,he should learn from dangote..

3.the name koko garri is simply a turn off, he should change it,and get more investors to invest in the business

But out of all materials you could package Mr.Dbanj..why garri?bros why? surely your advisers don't like you,or you didn't accept the good advice offered to you,there are other things you can package like palmwine,fruit juice,potato chips etc..

If dbanj don't rebrand and repackage "kokogarri" to make it available for the Masses, just like my friend said,he and his crew might up drinking the whole garri..


You think I am wrong in my assertions?alright, tell me,when last did you drink 'kokogarri'?

Lalasticlala

See more at http://dandywriter..com.ng/2015/12/why-dbanjs-koko-garri-cant-be-complete.html?m=1#sthash.f08V9AO1.dpuf

Hello guys, in this new article, I would be writing on how to recognize 2go guys in public groups and forums. This app has imprinted some funny characters into its users especially guys and that is what I will be writing about After some series of researches and observations, I came out with ways to recognize 2go guys in a public group or social sites, I mean a real 2go guy would have three or four of these traits if not all.

1.They term every group and forum "Room" : yes, whenever they are in a group, and they want to register their presence, they make use of the word room, they will be like "hi room", "whats popping here roomies", "wad up room" irrespective of where they are , whether they are in a Facebook group, whatsapp , nairaland etc..dont, blame them,this behaviour is gotten as a result of their occasional visits to 2go rooms

 2. They ask a lady ist before they check her dp or add her : now this is what irks some people out (lol) when they chat with a lady in a public group, they are the set of people that will start begging or asking if they could check the dp( profile picture) of the girl, they are chatting with, they will be like" please can I check your dp?" "Can I add you" come on,! The feature is there for you to use, must you ask her before you check her dp? You don't need to ask her before you add or follow her,

 3.They are always asking for credit : as a result of begging for go credits in 2go rooms, the guys would carry these characters into other social apps and forums, they are type of guys you will see posting in a group" please I need credit" "Help a brother,share him credit"some of the funny replies they get in the groups are "guy,go and work", "Hold up,am I ur father?" "Gerrarahere mehn"

 4.They are the"thank you for adding me guys": they thank every girl that add them and accept their request ,some would even go to the extent of praying and prophesying to the life of the girl.."thank you for adding me, I am so happy, may you fall into the well of happiness, may your enemies forget the address of your house" this is one of their numerous "thank you" lines 

5.They change their statuses every time:  these guys change their statuses every time as if there is no tomorrow, they could change it three to five times in a day, and the status updates are not really that necessary or sensible..e.g" I am chilling with my friend.celebration tinz" who cares if you are chilling with the people in your village? "off to work" no, come to my house.

 6.The kick me out guys : when they are bored of the group e.g whatsapp, instead of exiting, they start posting gibberish words and jumble alphabets together e.g dsgettwjshsudk ,they also type kick me out etc, thinking they would be automatically kicked out, just like 2go, well if they are at it for some time,the admins would be vexed and will eventually remove them ,some would even think they were indeed kicked out by bots, just like 2go.


7.They look for sexchat - after several futile attempts to get girls who would sexchat with them in 2go romance rooms, they would go to other social platforms to see if they could get a catch, they are the ones you will see in a group asking these questions."if you are looking for sexchat, add me up?" " am Hot tonight"
(Pictorial evidence at source)

 8.They are the champion of group and forum games.::they love playing forum and group games , some of their best games are fastest finger, FTC(first to comment) words unscrambling competitions..e.g unscramble these word "alniam" answer = animal.

 9. They are online most of the times- it looks as if they spend their lives on social media, anytime you check their status, you will always see 'online' 


10.source: http://dandywriter..nl/2015/11/how-to-recognize-2go-guys-in-public.html?m=1

11.add yours

Now let me Start running before real 2go guys kick me out

I prophesy the list would be out by tomorrow
check out oau 's eportal right now..its not loading, looks like they are doing something on it..maybe uploading names?...
tomorrow..yes
o ma seer! I am feeling the anointing!

donriddo:
lwkm. And what of the person who chose to obtain Jamb form instead?

then we will call that DETERMINATION bro

chisombenedicta:
UPDATE: 126 days to go #Resumption 2015/16 academic session#

thank u

IzonOwei:
a perfect point...what ever happened to the runners up during the primaries thats if the apc had any primaries...

ichidodo is right..the election would have to be conducted all over again

Jolumania432:
The Election Can Not Be Cancelled..The Runinmate Should Take Over #Lobatan#

the running mate can't take over, u know this is not football...constitution would have to take its toll

according to what a SAN said yesterday in nta network news, he said that the election would have to be conducted all over again, APC would have to conduct a new fresh primary election...he cited different constitutional and electoral rules and I know he is right

dustydee:
You are talking about the foreigners (probably Nigerians who may be illegals), what about the "Italians" who were there? They could have called the police.

bro if u watch the video very well before the murderer first came to hit the victim with the bottle before he stabbed him, a foreigner was trying to convince the victim to go or sumtin like that.. d bottle would have hit the Italian if he didn't dive in time...that s why no one interfered again... u can watch d video again

I don't know why u can't all let me win.. after this comment, unfollow this thread you all..thread closed

Calmdove:
looks just like me....

me and you could do something together

omaniblog:
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Actually This morning armed robbers stormed a bank in Agbara and engaged the police in a gun battle. One person was killed in the process.

here are some photos after the cut of the incident... ... May God order our steps

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http://www.omanifranklin.com/2015/11/see-graphic-photos-from-bank-robbery-at.html

op pls clarify, u said only a person died but in the 4th and 5th pixs we can see people lying on the floor...midehi tnk God for you.. mind sharing your experience to the nairaland folks by opening a thread about it?

Faith is when you are waiting for second list but still went on to buy scratch card for admission letter - sketcher j 2015

ashjamu:
Relationships are death warrants

warrants are served on special purposes

i dont want to start blowing my horns now ,d guy is cute but i believe i am better looking than him..the only difference is his celebrity status, fame and the money he got....give us these things and half of the guys here would beat him in all ramifications!

but op that is too akward for a guy..how come u are noticing your fellowman"s handsomeness when there are a lot of beautiful girls you could write about...end time indeed

I don't wanna sound like a religious bigot but I could sense the Muslim folks were very happy wen they see the name john
...but we all know the truth, u are all just hiding under a facade, the guy is a Muslim using a Christian name to let the authorities lay off him, he is using the name as a decoy....I laugh...so u are telling me shekau will make a christian his deputy? I blame the news agency for uncompleted news..

I think every Muslim has a 20% chance of turning to the bad side ...God help us...it flows in them

gannycute:
who is the sleeping dog? The guy with forest on his head that he calls hair. Hmm, better advice yourselves on how u interact with people, u think you can talk to anyone anyhow, OAU is another world on its own, atleast u were there for ur post utme. There are more SSS than students, go and ask those that have been rusticated, some where withdrawn just for for walking by protesters. Guess he's your boyfriend, iririsi ni iseni lojo, he should go and work on his look before he's mistaken for a rogue he is

pls tell me more on those who were rusticated by walking by protesters..I don't get this

well well well, what do we have here?

why are you all throwing cheap shots at gannycute? I am surprised some guys did not even check the first confrontation before throwing darts too.it can be equated to beating a thief in the market and you joining without actually knowing the offence of the thief
actually to me gannycute doesn't look like a scammer, why? a scammer would not bother to reply u, or maybe he is new in the game?
well he told u, he is gonna help u get your name into the vc's list for an amount, well if we wouldn't lie, we all know this is the norm practiced nowadays,.nothing goes for nothing and nothing comes for free....even some of our highly respected lecturers demand money from strangers before they help them..but I don't support paying for this kind of thing..90% of them turns to be a scam...and if you pay, the only place you will find your name is on the next year JAMB's form.

my last cent: I am not supporting gannycute or anybody...just wanna let u know some things..so.....

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Prescott001:
The true secret behind our admission..
Oau wants to collect money...
I was a student of History and my job is to predict the future ...

Oau doesn't wanna release cutoff on cdl site becos they know that if they do pple who wanna do PD again won't do it... if they have seen their names in a manageable course...
Payment for intending predites have started and will end on Nov. 30

I feel after the payment the cutoff and list would come out...
if we relate This to the past..
last year... predites resumed Nov. 25....and the second list came out Nov.27
So the list should be out first week of December..
with my analysis... and might not even be out by next week as speculated sef...

the me something bro, u were a student of history? are u still doing the course? or which course are u going for now?

Tygg:
lol,,,your job is to predict the future ,,,lol hehehe chineke m...you study history and you predict the future ##classic

Prescott is right,all the things happening 2day and what will happen in the future are the results, or consequences of what has happened in the past, so with history, u study the future...

gannycute:
ITS ALWAYS DIFFICULT TO SAY THE TRUTH ON NAIRALAND BECAUSE ONE WILL BE BANNED. IF YOUR NAME ISN'T OUT YET AND YOU DIDNT MEET THE MERIT CUT-OFF MARK, DONT HOPE FOR LUCK. THE 2ND LIST IS ALL ABOUT KNOWING SOMEONE. THE NIGERIA POLICE WILL ALWAYS TELL YOU BAIL IS FREE YET WE PAY THEM EVRYTYM NOT TO STAY BEHIND BAR. GUESS MY MESSAGE IS CLEAR.

you may be right about the 2nd list sir but why would nairaland ban u for saying the truth

nerilove:
time on this thread is exhausted, mods should close it. Too boring

boring? lemme tell you why, the mods are not true with their words, they didn't provide a concluding page. for example they could say when this thread reaches 1200 , it would be closed and the last person to comment on that page wins, but right now, we don't know if this thread will end and its downing people's spirit and not encouraging people to continue the game..this game has been on since 2013 for Christ sake....seun, lalasticlala, ishilove