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EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 8:40pm On Aug 28, 2015
quinlatifat:
i have u at heart. I will give u a contact. He will help but shoukd in case he couldnt, take botany or micro. If u are able to get 4.0CGPA, i will help u with crossing ouer to pharmacy in year 2. Thats just a plan B though
ma'am all dis helping, here and there...is it for free..?hope d people u are helping won't pay in cash or kind?how many have u helped?milady I smell a rat or is it my nose? lipsrsealed
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 2:25pm On Aug 28, 2015
cassyrooy:
Na thunder go end your jobless and wandering life if you no go find something decent to do, na straight warning be this, stop posting your scams on here(education section).


You fit run UI, Unilag, OAU and Uniben admission, you be omnipotent and omnipresent?

For me, i'd call you omni-jobless and omni-stupid. grin huh
good one bro..dis is wat I call FATALiTY grin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:38pm On Aug 27, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Chai...groundnut seller,it's not fair ooo cry
grin I will change d scripts later
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:35pm On Aug 27, 2015
Kunlexic:
Dat moment u exceed ur departmental cut-off and drank 5 bottles of origin and u still stands on the fact dat u are not drunk...God won't let u see financial loss grin grin grin
just joking.. grin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:26pm On Aug 27, 2015
Kunlexic:
wao! I met my female coursemate wink
huh
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:22pm On Aug 27, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Lol...u are drunk grin
how can I be drunk,i only drank 5 bottles embarassed,now I checked ur pix again,u are starting to look like d groundnut seller who ran away with my change....I was shouting 'change' but instead of people catching u,they were shouting 'APC,'... cry
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:15pm On Aug 27, 2015
chisombenedicta:
Welcome kiss
looks like av seen dis face somewhere b4?...hmmn...do u by any chance happen to live around sambisa? embarassed
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 4:01pm On Aug 27, 2015
As we are waiting for d art cutoffs,lemme start writing wat I will need for school cheesy grin

EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 3:56pm On Aug 27, 2015
Samakinr:
seems we're having a full house

luvbro...any update?

Mrcalcufast...is sight you

zezeny, don't be like szceczny o...

Donriddo, any info for us??

Guest go and register
I can see u are happy,yea,so wats ur agg?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 3:11pm On Aug 27, 2015
Guess I came late for d party,for d bashing,just like faculty of arts,we always come late
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 12:40pm On Aug 27, 2015
I know medicine would be more Dan 275, science students really blasted d post jamb
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 10:26pm On Aug 26, 2015
Zico5:
With this pharmacy cut off, I bet it that medicine cannot be above 275. U can count on my word.
no sir,I won't count on ur word,medicine will be more Dan DAT...
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 10:23pm On Aug 26, 2015
luvbro:
o boy manunited is back #teamMNU#
GGMU..up manu smiley
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 9:24pm On Aug 26, 2015
olamybabz:
someone told me that OAU do release all the lists at once, I don't understand why some are out while some are not
nope,last year,it was coming out one after d order just like dis
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 5:50pm On Aug 26, 2015
Highcuerayte:
John a friend said and i quote "accounting is 241"
can it be DAT low?
Jokes Etc21 Funny Types Of Fears That Will Surprise You by sketcherJ(op): 12:33pm On Aug 26, 2015
you think you have heard all?There are many fears,but these are the 21 types of fear you have never heard of and oh boy!!They will surprise you!

ENJOY!!!

1.Acousticophobia- Fear of noise(Hmmn,this kind of fear only exist abroad my people,you are born and bred in Nigeria and you fear noise?shuu lipsrsealed)

2.Androphobia-Fear of men(warris dis?I wonder where the person with this kind of fear lives...in the forest with animals? embarassed)




3.Bibliophobia-Fear of books(The person with this fear may have been victim of a insects in the book prank when he/she was small,I wonder how he/she will go to school?)

4.Blennophobia-Fear of smile(OK!now I know why some peepz don't like smiling, maybe they thought they would evaporate when they show their teeth)

5.Cacophobia-Fear of ugliness(we are all guilty of this!!who wants to be ugly? Abeg)

6.Chorophobia-Fear of dancing(Na to dey download only soul music)
7.Clinophobia-Fear of going to bed(See what nightmares cause,)

8.Ecclesiophobia-Fear of accidents

9.Gamophobia-Fear of marriage(Many Nigerian guys have this fear cos of our ever demanding 9ja babes noni)

10.Gerascophobia-Fear of getting old(celebrities this is your own,but whether you like or not,You are getting there)

11.Kathisophobia-Fear of sitting down(lol,U be usher?)

12.Mageirocophobia-Fear of cooking(any guy that marries a gal with this fear might have just enter one chance)
13.Melissophobia-Fear of bus(if you are not a rich kid and you have this fear..then gerrraoutta here)

14.Nephophobia-Fear of clouds

15.Nosoconiephobia-Fear of hospitals(what if he/she gets sick)

16.Phallophabia-Fear of penis(hmmn!!I no talk o..what if it is a guy that have this fearfear shocked)

17.Photophobia-fear of light

18.Scolionophobia-fear of school(when you fear books,you will fear school)

19.Sederophobia-fear of stars(why?but stars are beautiful)

Check more from the source http://freshpeoplevilla..com/2015/08/21-types-of-fears-that-will-surprise-you.html?m=1

cc:Lalasticlala,Ishilove
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 12:18pm On Aug 26, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:
I want to disagree with u bro!
Catchment is affirmative when u click it!
But a few make it;
sometimes in a state;one person might make it;
Wonders y Osun indigine have catchment @ a deficit of 0.5 for MBBS last year?
Once u make catchment,u don enter b DAT!
U merit ni!
hmmn,I don't understand your'in one state,one person might make it'..are we talking abt some kinda jackpot here? grin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 12:15pm On Aug 26, 2015
chisombenedicta:
If I knock u ehn angry,is dz wat we are discussing
leave him jare undecided we are talking abt sometin important and he s saying dat lipsrsealed

....but u are fyn sha wink.. grin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 12:04pm On Aug 26, 2015
luvbro:
BT abt d catchment stuff, if u meet d catchment cutoff u are in by God's grace.
hmmn ,let's be realistic bro,we all know if leg is not involved, if u only rely on catchment,den u might be on a long tin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 10:31am On Aug 26, 2015
starlingslimnet:
See my guy dey para.....Abeg go and enjoy your life you don't have any problem
grin who knows?dere might be some surprises..I bet engineering aspirants were surprised embarassed
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 10:27am On Aug 26, 2015
Trinxzy:
ogbeni go sit down for road abeg...una cutt of nody pass 200
wat do u mean my very good sir
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 10:19am On Aug 26, 2015
Eagerly,anxiously,fidgeting,shakingly waiting for faculty of arts cutoff embarassed
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 10:14pm On Aug 24, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Things am seeing I guess...
hmmn,hope u are not judging based on people's aggs u have been seeing...so wat are u seeing?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 9:43pm On Aug 24, 2015
starlingslimnet:
I predict MBBS will be 282 , Biochemistry 232 and pharmacology 259.
hmmn,did u predict on ur personal motives or on d tinzs u have been hearing..
CultureRe: When Did The gods Start Eating Cream Crackers? by sketcherJ(m): 9:33pm On Aug 24, 2015
Op you see maybe the gods want to try a new flavour, grin
Dey are still using calabash, they will start using stainless steels
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Sister Is Missing Please by sketcherJ(m): 9:19pm On Aug 24, 2015
slimmyprince:
[color=#990000][/color]my name is adeleke prince adewunmi I stay at ibadan challenge.....and my younger sister stays with my mum....as at 7pm on saturday night she Called. That she was on her way home from school after like 30minutes more mum received her call that she was panting that She mistakenly ended in the wrong bus and that the people in it are already hitting somethg on their head to make them sleep, next we heard on the call was a scream, when we were about asking her what road she was and we been to several stations and radio channels to no avail pls. Hlp find my sister she is funmilayo abosede hassan...nd1 local govt studiesa poly ibadan her number is 08183712310 if u hv any information pls kal mi on 07038745119 or 08077662134 my pin Is #33392409 and my watsp is 07038745119.pls help a worried heart frds and fellow nigerians.pls come to my aid.
have u found her?I live at Ibadan,and the story is all over d news
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 1:46pm On Aug 24, 2015
Release dis cutoffs oo

Meanwhile

Check ladies secret,every real man must know

https://www.nairaland.com/2548869/ladys-secrets-every-real-man#37282476
RomanceLady's Secrets Every Real Man Must Know Before You Pick/drop Her by sketcherJ(op):
LADy's secret every real man must know(Before you pick/drop her) wink

Guys before you take that girl to the altar,before you spend your salary on her ,check below for her secrets..and see if she really loves or..I no talk oo

If a lady always get jealous,whenever she finds other girls around you....she likes you

When she calls you always but has little or nothing to tell you.....she wants you to say something

A lady will shun a particular dress or attire if no guy complements her

Real to get ladies fall in love helplessly
If she is always too busy to attend to you,she is probably saying goodbye

When a lady slaps you,she is testing your patience
When she loves you inside the house and put you down before others-she is ashamed of you

If she refuses to embrace your siblings,she is not accommodating
If she always complains and nags,for everything-she is troublesome

When she stops calling you a pet name and calls you by your name-she is fed up

If she has been your friend and now she is visiting you at odd times,she is suspecting you

Girls like flashy things and you will become a darling when you present it as a surprise followed will be"that s why I love you"

For the ladi
es,the handsome Guy is the one who have enough to spend

Check the source for more http://freshpeoplevilla..com/2015/08/ladys-secret-every-real-man-must.html?m=1

cc:Lalasticlala,Farano,Ishilove,Orijin101,Rocktation,etc

Ladies hope I haven't exposed your secrets oo
Christianity EtcRe: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by sketcherJ(m): 12:32pm On Aug 23, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Because God it's not necessary to go
wat do u mean?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 6:42pm On Aug 22, 2015
Look at dem chatting as if dey don't know DAT but dey are pretending...

The person who gets FTC on page 100 gains automatic admission
Signed admission officer wink

Wen it reach page 99...dey will all go for itgrin
EducationRe: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 2:31pm On Aug 22, 2015
undecidedwhat are u all talking abt?..I even thought cutoff is out embarassed

By d way d person who makes FTC on page 100 will be given automatic admission wink

Signed:admission officer grin

Let the race begin
Jokes EtcRe: Five Funny Ways To Get Attended To Fast In Banks by sketcherJ(op): 10:42am On Aug 22, 2015
enua:
if u faint u will b rushed to d hospital if u are crazy u wil b moved out by d security and 4 d grammer u can even b slaped by a hausa man U NEEDED ATTENTION AND U HAVE IT SO POST REAL ONES
just for laughing sake bro

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