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starlingslimnet:
Baba oya add me 08185628794 make I come rescue the Ladies

didn't u read what I just posted...?you want us to bite ur head off abi?

HaneefahRN:
lolz, were we acting b4?
Let me add nothing to my post, so Sketcher won't say I derailed.

where is the oau? THREAD DERAILER

OK I WONT LIE
On behalf of the association of oau whatsapp boys(AOWB) 2015/2016 chapter, which I represent
I am kneeling,pleading,crying for gals to get added to to the group,
why?the boys are fighting now as we speak,rioting against the admins , ,for girls, and the only 3 girls we have,are being held hostages,smoke is everywhere,whatsapp world war 1, anytime a girl joins the group, the boys swarm over her like bees on honey,and d fighting will start,one day little me decided to join d fight ,maybe I could win fight and get the girl,managed to run out with a broken nose a-[
Now girls start representing and putting down numbers b4 d boys start eating the admins...

Mr.olamitisoji,segunjordan,olakunle, hope I have spoken well

HaneefahRN:
THREAD DERAILER:p

we shall see

chisombenedicta:
Marketing go fit u ...xo u typed all dx xo we will drop our numba...ok am coming

good

starlingslimnet:
Any guy found derailimg the thread will be sentence to life imprisonment with hard labour meanwhile any Lady find derailimg the thread will be detained two weeks over here with me.

in DAT case, I have got some witches u will detain for me..sending dem over

Hey,do u even know there is a whatsapp group where we have oau aspirants cum freshers?where you can ask questions about what is bothering you,you can post anytin,you can even woo a lady for free? (just joking) no threads to derail,you can even download oau songs and pixs uploaded by members
the group is interesting I tell u, d fights,(we just settled 1)eager boys and girls to help u)
my dear what are u waiting for?
post your number and get added by admins

So lemme rest for now,

OluwabuqqyYOLO:
Are you Princess over there?

princess?..u mean the daughter of a king? .....THREAD DERAILER

HaneefahR N :
Alright. I told u not to mention the issue again not cos I can't finish what I started, cos sincerely I can tell u that's negative. But I just dislike arguments on issues like politics, cos most times it degenerates to unnecessary bad blood. I guess I didn't get ur stand, I thought u were supporting what the other guy said.
Anyways,I'm sorry, no hard feeling. So are we cool?

THREAD DERAILER

Olamitisoji:
You still be my personal person right

THREAD DERAILER

starlingslimnet:
Yes ooo.......every findings need supporting evidence.

aww good boy but THREAD DERAILER

If u are derailing the thread,I will start quoting ur post on shouting as in d e-sense on u

starlingslimnet:
Those derailimg the thread hope you have heard the boss?

oh pls senor don't flatter me with the boss position,I just feel like stepping in

angiography:
i don't think it's a crime.

M too busy than replying mentions i consider silly to me. Or maybe i shld just apologize to him. I'm sorrie Olamitisoji...pls u can call Buhari any names you desire

i think that settles it... Tufiakwa

no its not a crime...........................



yet.....

chisombenedicta:
Who are those flirting

where are they?let them wait for me,am tossing them to jail soon

angiography:
i earlier said 'have a nice day'...pls do. M too busie for all this rants sir

my dear sir angiosperm angry ..u are too busy yet I catch u peeping on this thread

Olamitisoji:
Pele oh Chief Executive Adviser, am sure you are looking for someone to have issues with... Did u ever see APC in my comments on this thread. So you come here dey talk rubbish dey jam big gramma, why can't you tell others who are jokingly flirting at each other to carry there flirt to the romance section. Go and get bossy in the family section. As much as i like ur moniker i'm beginning to hate it. Dont be a Fish

yea,we should concentrate more on the topic,we should consider those who are still waiting for admission

It is time to get some degree of normalcy in this thread..no post of urs should be off with the topic..we are talking about oau admission here..if u wanna chat differently,create ur own thread and invite any of ur friends..you moving the thread forward doesn't justify you posting trash or derailing it,at least have it in d back of ur minds that some people are still waiting for admission,and will be put off by what they read here, after the 2nd list is out,we start posting our testimonies,our admission stories,and then we can start creating topics of our choice,but till then..BE WARNED

olatunjysky:
u guys should b discusng admission stuff and nt politics....,,oju mi ti wa lona....,i feel lyk jst c my name in d secnd list...GOD HELP ME OH

what exactly have u done to make u feel sure of ur name appearing in d 2nd list?
For a start,what is ur course and ur subjects?

starlingslimnet:
Congrats to sketcherJ........

And a word of advice for those who didn't meet their department cut off mark...even if it's (0.5) don't stand there and be praying to God.God is not a magician; he will not go to the computer and upload your name on the portal however he can arrange a meeting with willing people in key positions to help you. Don't be deceived by the Holy than thou pastors telling you it's a Sin if you do then be ready for vision 2017

thanks,u are ryt,God is not a magician and isn't it said that God help those who help themselves?

chisombenedicta:
Congrats...

thanks milady,have u seen urs?

Olamitisoji:
Congratulations Sketcher xo hapi for you, our own is on the way...

thank u sir,your own is on d way for sure

Thank God I have been admitted ooo
.
All candidates of history should check their status oo..
Our names should have come out with ist list but was delayed...2nd list is not out yet ooo but my name was just released

vickray:
I was not told the problem, they only said department of linguistic and african language has some problem with jamb...

is it d subjects? which subjects did u do in ur jamb?

vickray:
Please, has anyone been admitted into the department of linguistic? Cause d authorities are busy confusing us. I was told Linguistic department has trouble with jamb, dunno how true it is...

what did they say the problem is?please expantiate

common guyz,
if fayose's son purchase a Porsche,does it mean that he is using state funds?,what if he is working in a top firm?or you expect him to be riding okada,and if he does,you will be the 1 to make jest of him..do you know what buhari's sons and daughters are buying in private?or do u expect them to also be cattle rearers and cow owners?so because his father is a governor, he should be living poor? oya go and probe him now..
instead of some of you to be praying for a better change in your lives,you are doing badbelle

live and let live

lilchris04:
Please is there a department of Fine arts in the faculty of arts? I can only see it in the faculty of education. Please very urgent.

no...I don't think so..
over and out

let me clear d air guyz..mubaraqq ur combinations are wrong!!u should have done maths and I am talking from experience!!period!! peace out

Blackberry Tour!!!

lord where do I start?is it d battery dat doesn't last up to 15 minutes?and God help u,u remove d battery, b4 d fine boots eh?dis phone made me hate bb with passion

angiography:
ADMISSIONS LIST IS OUT OOOO

i am sooo happie. Oya lets give this thread a breathe of life

breath of life of fake news?just because u can now check your admission status on jamb website doesn't mean every school have released their admission list..allryt..check urs and give us what you see u want to kill some people abi