Rilwayne001:


You obviously are the illiterate here

That's what I said, but since you can't read properly, I might have to revise my thoughts.

Naira stable at 1000 per dollar

Team blackberry. Android illiterate.

She's as fake as the rest of them. Watch and see.

What are we fightin for?

The fools called our leaders

The colonisation of ekiti by sanusi has started. Fayose beware! Buhari is coming for ur polity.

Lagos is evryone's bitch

Sorry guys

They have made a believer of the guy.

magazineguy:


Menta Music is a global company and as such I represent them here in Nigeria. On our clientele list has: Sound City, Hip TV, Brymo, Nigezie, Mark The Angel, Erigga and a host of others.

Great. I am an upcoming nollywood movie producer/ director/ actor. Emphasis on "up coming". I have produced documenatries, full lenght movies and skits. I would like to own a monetized chanel on youtube. How can I actualize that dream?

Pricknic! Come o, hot yam don done.

End time stone

@op how can I get actv to purchase content from my production house? Do I need an agent?

Where are you based and have you any current client I can look up on youtube? I could spring some business your way.

What are these mods smoking? I want some.

Fulani again?

Don't brief us. If u are really working, we will see it ourselves. Right now where is the change they promised us?

Worst minister eva.

Worst president EVER, twice.

How did inec favouring apc? Pdp don't worry. I will beat inec for yoU.

madgoat:


Oops.....so all ur life and even in d coffin in ur grave u would only av slept on ur back? Wow... Dats really sad.

#wastededucation

I believe this because even as an adult, lying on my back guarantees the freeest airways while sleeping. It even reduces snoring.

Scam

Buwawawawa. That's an igbo man in lagos. Word.

Thank God. No casualties.

Emergency! Emergency! He never saw you coming.

Ndume is my guy

Stupedinluv:
Its really off putting seeing people who know close to nothing about you question your intentions for creating a thread. Some even go as far as throwing insults.

So far its been fair anyway but hope it gets better. Thank you and G.morning.

Good morning to you too and it will SURELY get better but at that time, you will miss the trolls. Believe me, some of them are very funny. If I were to tell you my story, you will laugh at and cry for me at the sametime. I was a certified troll. I was even the head of troll association of nairaland, till one mod made it his purpose in life to ban me. At first, this mod was just a member. Ordinary member like me and you, and I used to tease the hell out of him. Am sure at times, I made him cry on his pillow at night. Then he applied as a mod and seun accepted him. Then the tables were turned. If I say "fem" he will ban me. Till today, I tease him and till today, he bans me.

Stupedinluv:
Sad i would have to watch them derail

My dear, you have to develope a thick skin. As it is in nigeria, so it is in nairaland. I can see your hopes for "la happy family" la nairaland, slowly dissipating. Don't worry, we have all been demysitfied too at one point or the other. We have genuine folks here, but we also have trolls, clowns and drunks who think of nothing but derailing threads. Just keep calm and continue scrolling.

Shame on us

The guy has a future as a comic