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• A prominent Yoruba leader will die
…Juju musician also
• Two Actresses will pass on
• Alaafin of Oyo should pray hard
• Terrorists will attack

When it comes to accurate prediction like Nostradamus of old- the man who sees tomorrow, another man that readily comes to mind is Primate Babatunde Elijah Ayodele. He predicted the crash of Bellview and it came to pass in October 2005. He also predicted Sosolisso’s crash and it came to pass in December 2005.

True to his time-honoured accuracy, in December 2007, Primate Ayodele foresaw the resounding fall of the Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Mallam Nuhu Ribadu. He said that the man would be removed in the New Year. And now, Nuhu is history.

Because of this, Sunday Sun went in search of the humble and respected man of God to know what God has in stock for Nigerians, Africans and the rest of the whole world. When asked how he feels whenever his predictions come to pass, he said that he usually feel bad whenever the negative ones come to pass. He predicted many positive and negative events that will characterize the year, 2009.
Excerpts:

Apocalypse
In 2009, Nigeria will experience a lot of ups and downs. I see bloodshed. There is going to be political riot. Many religious crises will take place. Some monarchs will die in South-south, Southwest, Southeast, and an emir from the North will fall sick seriously. We also need to pray and rescue a one-time governor from death.

There is going to be changes in Central Bank of Nigeria. Some banks will face a lot of crises. Some banks are going to do re-branding and change of name. They will also change their logos. NNPC will face a lot of crises, and next year will witness a lot of scarcity of petroleum products. Diesel and cement price will rise. We will witness food crises next year, whereby people will have money yet they will not get food to buy. Bread price will go up, and house rent will also go up next year.

Federal Government will re-adjust civil servants salary. Lagos State Civil Service Commission will witness problem next year. Some Permanents secretaries will be retired next year in the state. The same thing will happen at the federal level.
Not all the senators and House of Representatives will finish their term. Senate President and the Speaker of the House of Representatives will face a lot of problems. There is going to be coup against Senate President and Speaker, House of Representatives next year.

Africa
The continent is going to be on the boil. There will be a major coup in an African country. It is going to shake the continent to her foundation.
Two Prime Ministers will resign in the Middle East.

Telecommunication
There is going to be increase in the tariff of telephone next year. Power Holding Company of Nigeria will increase her tariff too. The board of PHCN will be restructured next year. Bar beach will overflow its bank again. There is going to be boundary dispute among some states.

Politics
Not all the governors will finish their terms. Some governors are still going. Ondo State governor needs prayer in other to finish his term. Even Abia State governor need prayers to survive. Ajimobi will not win in Appeal Court against Akala. There is going to be problem in Alliance Congress (AC).
New states and local governments w ill emerge.

Kanji Dam will witness problems. Our light (electricity) will not stabilise till year 2017
Yar’Adua should not run for second term. Though some politicians will be drumming it into his ear but he should not listen to them. Yar’Adua’s government will deliver but not as expected. His government will disappoint some people.
The year 2009 will not favour the media. There is going to be problem in our stock exchange. EFCC’s name will be changed and there is going to be a lot of problem for the commission. If care is not taken, the ICPC man will not be there again. NAFDAC will face a lot of trouble next year. A new man for NAFDAC will face a lot of challenges. There is going to be scandals among the ministers, and not even new ministers will be exempted.

Aviation
Our industries need prayers. Our borders also need prayers because I see terrorists getting to Nigeria through these borders.
The Inspector General of Police will perform creditably well in crime combating.
The National Security Adviser needs prayer. The Nigerian Navy will witness a major problem next year. Chief of defense Staff needs to strategise on our security.
In the months of April, May, August and October, Mr. President needs prayer on his health. In these months, he most not travel.
Not all the deputy governors will finish their term. Some secretary to the state government will go next year. There is going to be cabinet reshuffle in Lagos State, Abia, Enugu, Ebonyi, Zamfara, Nassarawa, Borno and Plateau States.

I want to tell you that religious crises are not yet over.
Five speakers will be impeached year - one in Southwest, two in South-south, South – east one and one in the North. Three Secretaries to the State Government will go next year. We need to pray against political tension in Ondo, Edo, Cross River and slightly in Lagos States.
National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) will cause trouble in Lagos, especially Iyana-Ipaja, Ibadan in Oyo State and Ogun state. There is going to be change of commandant in the Nigerian Navy.

Customs Boss need prayers to be able to escape next year.
Immigration boss will be quizzed next year because there is going to be petition against him.
Vice President needs prayers too. We should pray against unexpected inferno in one of the government properties. There is going to be pipeline explosion next year. Petrol tanker Drivers, (NUPENG) will go on demonstration next year.
We need to pray so that a prominent businessman will not die in Lagos State. We need to pray against death among our SANs. A prominent Yoruba leader is going to die in 2009.

Sports
The Super Eagles will not perform well next year. In fact, we will perform woeful in the 2010 World cup in South Africa.
There is going to be scarcity of aviation fuel next year. A prominent Captain of Industry will pass away in 2009.

Entertainment
We need to pray so that we don’t lose a prominent Juju and high life musicians. Two actresses will die next year. Many artists will get involved in dirty games.
Government will introduce new taxes next year, but it will not go down well with the people in Lagos State. BRT will be de-frauded.
There is a problem coming on the last local government election in Lagos State. The fifty-seven local government of Lagos State will be approved at the end of the day. Fashola should therefore continue processing the validation of the remaining thirty-seven local government areas. Some local government chairmen will be taken to court in Lagos State by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). Not all the local government chairmen in Lagos will finish their term. Two local government chairmen in Lagos State will pass away while three local government chairmen will be impeached.

Obama
Before Obama emerged, I had predicted that the Democrats will win US election. Even before Obama came out I had seen it. So, when Obama emerged as the standard bearer of the Democrat, I knew he is the next president of America. There is going to be attempt on his life again, but he is going to escape it. Hilary Clinton is going to be a powerful member of Obama’s cabinet. Obama is going to face a lot of challenges. Though Obama will try his best but the economic strategies he will use will not work. He will not get solution to the economic crises of America. Obama will lead the whole world to understand so many things.

He is going to disappoint Africans. He is going to be positive in his approach to African issues, but not as Africans would expect. Obama will not meet African expectations the way they expect.
He will not double-deal. He is going to handle European Union issue in a fantastic way. EU will face a lot of crisis, but Obama’s approach will douse the tension. Because of Obama, we are going to witness a leadership change in European Union. Obama has plans for Africa, but not the way Africans expect. The dollar will fluctuate next year. The currency will be rising and falling. Poverty is going to be a major problem in the world. There is going to be more money allocated to agriculture next year throughout the world in other to fight food crisis. We are going to witness food crisis next year.
We must pray against the outbreak of water borne disease. There is going to be outbreak of bird flu again next year in some part of Asia and Africa. A Navy ship will be bombed and a Navy war ship will have problem in Nigeria. There is going to be a lot of re-adjustment in ECOWAS next year.

Niger Delta
Niger Delta Ministry is not the solution to Niger Delta crisis. Niger Delta crisis needs a spiritually solution. From Niger Delta crisis, we will start witnessing suicide bombings as from next year. All Niger Delta governors should go for three days silent prayer summit. If they don’t do it, kidnapping will assume a dangerous dimension. Niger Delta is a beautiful place in the sight of the Lord, but it is our past and present leaders that turned the place upside down. We will discover an alternative to petrol in Nigeria.
Lagos State will discover petrol in her domain next year. Ogun State too will discover oil. Ogun State is going to be a resourceful centre. Economically, Ogun State will experience peace next year. One time governor in Niger Delta will pass away. The Obong of Calabar needs prayer next year against serious sickness.

Royal fathers
Ooni of Ife should pray against ill health. The Alaafin of Oyo should also pray against crisis in his domain. The Owa of Ilesha should pray for good health. Two palaces will be engulfed by mysterious fire The Alake of Egba needs prayer against ill health. One Oba is going to lose his Queen in South-South. People will perpetrate scandal against Oba of Lagos. He, therefore, needs a lot of prayers. The Yoruba council of Obas will witness a lot crisis. The Ewi of Ado must pray against crisis in his palace. The Osemawe of Ondo should also pray. Ondo council of Obas should pray so that they won’t lose a prominent member. Ogun State council of Oba should also pray so that they don’t lose a member. Two Yoruba Obas will face court cases next year. A prominent Oba will run away from his palace. In fact, our obas must pray very well and do away with the thing that did not please God. Some Obas will be promoted from second class to first class Obas next year. Many people will want to fight for the position of oba, which will lead to royal crisis.

EFCC will carry out controversial probe that may set the commission on fire.
House of Representative members will fight next year because of money. Many secrets of the Presidency will leak out.
The freedom of information bill (FOI) will only be passed if the House members lobby for it.
NNPC will retrench its staff next year. NNPC will run into serious debt crisis in 2009 and will be compelled to retrench.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2008/dec/28/national-28-12-2008-001.htm

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