₦airaland Forum

GMB..I dont mind if u give our former president GEJ...The Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Gas

Ur price list...qusimyusuffx@gmail.com

#Babawhileyouweregone since you left my landlord has disconnected my water because i say sai baba 2 him

The police officer is from pen cinema police station, tis one u r seeing is less to what he had been doing

Ur price list pls. Qusimyusuffx@gmail.com

Tit pls can u go back 2 skul, all ur comments always make me laugh, u hardly make sense and u so good at jumping from on thread 2 another with ur shadow thinking, though i always like ur comments but u r not suppose 2 be on thread like dis, u'll do beta in jokes thread..gudnyt

tit:
No body hate buhari.
we loves him.
but he is a bad man.
and a liar.
See,
he said he borrow 27 million
but his wife donate 135 million!
he say he has no money
but his daughter is shopping in london,
spending money like water.
under him 2.8billion dollars miss in 1975.
under him 28 billion ptf money miss in 1998!
his wife hide money in fridge with Atiku/Jefferson

Under GEJ, PDP has lost 5 Govs, 1 former Chairman, 11 Senators, 45 HOR's & now OBJ a former BOT chair. It remains 1; d "Presidency

Please OP, dat should be PDP lawyers .... So we have lawyers in dis country...so gloomy

That awkward moment when a woman with fake hair, fake nails, fake butt, fake breasts, and drawn-on eyebrows says she wants a "real" man

Chelsea dey chop the new year bread. Ice cold bread.

am not a Politician but among d masses who yearn for change
.................................................
WE NIGERIANS MUST VOTE RIGHTLY IN 2015
If SOMEONE is
J= Just
O= On
N= Negative
A= Assignments
T= To
H= Harm
A=All
N= Nigerians

THEN we must also find someone who will
B= Bring
U= Us
H= Hope
A= And
R= Remove
I= Incompetence
CHANGE IN 2015...

Bros take it easy na u don dey enter market oooo

okiezman:
Gej till 2019

Buhari is a satan

Tinubu is an owl

Osibanjo is a thief like tinubu that why they mingle together. If he's a pastor then light and darkness has nothing in comon cos tinubu and buhari is darkness themselves

BE AS CHEAP AS YOU WANT BUT KNOW YOUR WORTH -

N21,000,000,000 ? 170,000,000 Nigerians =
N123.52

PDP just raised N21bn to purchase or hire 170m Nigerians for another four year term of a bumpy ride. Of course, I'm not suggesting you should not collect your meager share of N123.52k but be mindful of the sales agreement.

You should know, N123.52 =

1. Four years school fees of your children.

2. Four years upkeep of your family.

3. Four years hospital bills of your family.

4. Four years security maintenance for your family.

5. Four years electricity provision for your family.

6. Four years water supply for your family.

7. Four years payment for the needed good roads you always dream of.

8. Four years provision to restore the productivity of your farm.

9. Four years cost of restoring your lost business.

10. Four years allowance that will make you feel like a human being.

While somewhere in the villa, N123.52 =

1. The cost of purchasing an annual budget averaging N4trn which translates into N23,529.41 per 170m Nigerian mostly to be pocketed selected few. In simpler terms PDP is buying N23,529.41 from you at a discount rate of N123.52

2. Four years cost of lawlessness that will sustain the near zero life expectancy in Nigeria.

3. Four years cost of watching suspected criminals parading your streets with blaring siren and Military/Police escort - harassing you off the roads you purchased with your meager share of N123. 52

4. Four years cost of watching a minister who just supervised the murder of your child in a stampede at an interview center for non existent jobs sleeping before an investigative panel to find out what happened because he knew nothing is going to happen.

5. Four years cost of watching thieves going after people who blew whistle on them.

6. Four years cost of watching $20bn growing wings and flying away where nobody could find it.

7. Four years cost of watching thugs and fake men of God buying private jets, building multibillion mansions and private universities.

8. Four years cost of watching a handful insurgents operating with better weapons than a federal army supposedly operating within an annual budget of N1trn.

9. Four year cost of watching your dignity depreciating in airports across the globe because everybody hates a Nigerian.

10. Four years cost of watching your child/wife dies for as little as N5000 because you can't afford to go to India or even Ghana for better health care.

11. Four years cost of watching your children rot away at home because universities are permanently on strike.

12. Four years cost of watching TAN insulting your sensibility by telling you all the above is your imagination.

BE WISE AND KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SELLING AND BUYING!

GMB all d way

Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State Wednesday revealed that President Goodluck Jonathan-led federal government has emptied the nation’s excess crude account.
The governor who made this revelation during a visit of the Association of Enigies from Edo South to him, further disclosed that the none of the 36 states of the federation has received monies from the account in the last 18 months.
Oshiomhole said the situation has distorted the developmental plans he has for the state. “Over the past 18 months, we have not shared the excess crude account and yet, the account is empty. Sometimes we are told they have taken money from it to fund subsidies including subsidy on kerosene but your royal highnesses, there is nowhere in your various domains where kerosene is sold for N50. So in the name of subsidy, large sums of money are being stolen.
“Things are tough now around the country because the Federal Government mismanaged our national resources and what is being stolen, nobody agrees it is being stolen. What is arguable, is who is responsible for this stealing. When the Federal Government and the President talk about oil theft and the amount that is allegedly stolen which is huge, we wonder. We have the capacity to produce about 2.4 million barrels a day, what accrues into the federal government account is less than 1.8 million barrel a day,” he told his royal visitors.
The governor further alleged that the last meeting they had at Aso Rock, the handouts they distributed to the various state governors showed that sometime for a period of two weeks, “we were losing as much as 700,000 barrels a day and that has been on for the past twelve years. I am not able to understand why, suddenly, Nigeria cannot protect its territorial waters because the boundaries have not changed and the people are still the same and at the peak of the so-called militancy, we were still exporting about 2 million barrels a day.”
According to the governor, it would be difficult to explain that after the issue of militancy in the Niger Delta has been resolved and the ex-militants have been rehabilitated and even awarded contracts, crude oil is still being lost to oil thieves and yet there is no person to be prosecuted and convicted for oil theft in a way that reflects the magnitude of what is allegedly stolen.
“What this means is that our budgets have not performed over the past 3 years whereas the budgets have been based on an average of between $77 to $79 a barrel. The average price of Nigeria’s sweet crude has been around $108 per barrel. That gives a surplus of over $30. Ideally, we ought to be saving $36 per barrel and 2.3 million barrel a day over the past three years and if you look at these numbers you will find that hat we have in our excess crude oil account should be over $30billion but as we speak, we have barely $3 billon in our excess crude account.
“Now oil price has dropped to $60 and because we have not saved, the naira is undergoing devaluation. Already as low as N180 per dollar and I believe by February when the elections are over, nobody is going to want to hold the naira. Wherever the election goes, I expect that the naira will hit over N200 per dollar. The inflationary consequence of that is prices of everything will go up and part of the vicious cycle of the devalued naira in the manner that is being done is that the price of petroleum products imported in dollars will go up in naira and government will be asking people who are already poor to pay more money for petroleum products.
“I see this vicious cycle setting in and people are likely to get poorer and that will lead to more tension and we already have our fair share of insecurity,” he said.
While calling on the royal fathers to pray for Nigeria, Oshiomhole warned that “the year that is coming is going to be a very tough one. Pray for Nigeria, 2015 will be tough.”
On the ongoing projects in the state, the governor said the Central Hospital complex will be completed and ready for use by August next year, while contractors will be mobilized to site on the 2nd East Circular road in the new year.
The Governor informed the visiting traditional rulers that a total of 16 roads had been identified in the GRA for immediate rehabilation and contractors have already bid for the projects and would be completely fixed in the first half of next year, added, “It’s not that government is unwillingly to work on roads in GRA but because of the lean financial resources.”
The Ogiegbaen of Egbaen who responded on behalf of other royal fathers, commended the governor for the achievements recorded so far by his administration. He pledged that the Enigies will continue to support his government with prayers and advice to enable him succeed.

Culled from PM News.

Both Headed by woman , mr president using woman 2 steal since 1771 lolz

All d ex president of Nigeria collected 23million every months but only GMB refused 2 take it but 10% from it and was confirmed by ministry of finance...

youngeagle:
This man always borrowing,so his pension as an ex-president 7million is all he could save....this old liar should take several seats

scam team......play and play and play and lose nonsense

I agreed with u but on discipline in Nigeria system i doubt if we have any of such, and i still cant blame those rep in a country where an executive Governor open his mouth 2 say he support d new so called speaker where 6 memberz could carry out such fuction by removing speaker , 6 is gratr dan 26 in nigeria, jst d same way mr president did with governor forum, we should be sincere with ourslvz.

Even if itz jst 5pdp memberz inside am so sure they can remove d speaker , datz where we found ourslve when we allowed d issue of Governorz forum and ekiti 2 stand

I see why we have new IG now, we are in trouble if d same IG going 2 give security during 2015 election.

Marvin67:
I will never commend an act of indiscipline. What is wrong is wrong. Two wrongs can't make one right. Those reps showed a great deal of indiscipline to the world, and I wonder why people commend them. The police was also wrong in their act and I feel the IG of police should be questioned (David Mark has already summoned him).
Howcome no one is considering that the senate president was also delayed by the police for about an hour before he was eventually allowed in? Howcome some people fail to realise that the reps shut out were both from the pdp and apc? Will the pdp shut out it's own members if it had plans to impeach Tambuwal on that day? Is it right for members of the house of reps to shout at, abuse, and even assault the Senate president ?
My fellow nairalanders, don't allow party affiliation cloud our sense of judgement. Let's judge based on facts. The police was wrong, the lawmakers were wrong, and we can't say it was an order from the presidency because there are no facts backing that.

Wow i never knw am dis emotional reading dis ur update instead of laughin i was crying...hamed hiz just a lucky and loved by many. God bless u r231

r231:
UPDATE!!!!

14:00pm - The diagnosis is out and the doctor says Hamed has "Liver Abscess". This is caused by an infection of the liver and he has been put on antibiotics in the hope that the infection will be cured.

The illness started about 3 months ago (according to Hamed) and hopefully, it has not gone beyond treatment.

The consultant mentioned that with the treatment he is getting, his urine will increase which is how the fluid accumulated in his belly will be passed out and hamed confirmed that he has been urinating frequently in the last couple of days.

Hopefully, there won't be a need to operate or have a transplant.

TEHN.

d enemy of Democracy @ work nd they will never succeed.. Anybody wey dey advice mr prsident na enemy of Nigeria

Even we common citizen who r not BH been violated since 1942 , i always pray never 2 have any issue with them , i witnz when police man use edge of gun 2 hit innocent guy down just 4 pleading on the proxy of a driver and d police men were looking and laughin, dis not a new thing in Nigeria

Done

3 good years for investigation, and people are saying human right is in pure white paper in Nigeria,injustice, violation of human right thats wat we celebrate in NIgeria and we seeking for peace,may God bless you and help u to come back 2 you normal self, and you are so brainy not 2 mentiond any thing against the govt and army officer lol u will be pickd in a blink of eyes.


i hope govt observe the situation of others like him, some dont have anything 2 go back to no wife, no family, no children and wat do u expect from such person but crime and voice of hatred and killing, can be easliy fall in the hand of BH

3years no be beans oooo, a day with army u will wish never 2 be born

answer to your question is [color=#000000]MONEY[/color]

maxit2:
Thought heaven was the best place to be.
Why the hell should he be scared of the chance to meet his maker one who he always talks to.
I would be happy if i was the MOG.

is only a fool would believe anything coming from this govt....our army were respected all over the world with all d peace keeping we have helped so many other africa countries, but under this govt see how sad they were when u get the news of them droping their weapons, running for their ddear life in other country.....all dis takn over 2day taken over 2morow is not selling again....

OP u need 2 watch BLACK maybe u might add it 2 1st list, d only film dat make me cry

These happenings are strange! If hunters are competently taking up the responsibilities of Nigerian Army, shouldn't common sense retain a winning formula.

D same way the Dr incharge of the father asked them just 200k at National hospital abuja and the whole family couldnt come up with it, b4 the father lost it.....

Gloomy

op u need 2 call your mother now now , because u are dead man walking lolz

let ur mum do d needful by rushing u 2 ojowoye

who am i 2 judge you is btwn u and whom created you whom u willl be accountable......u have done what u think is the best, sad u had 2 wasted 2 soul that should be given 2 some1 else whos dying and seeking for such secound chance