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dontbothermuch:


To travel go Iceland just dey hungry me now.

Kog45:
What of Mr Chicago certificate Chief Landlord of Bourdillon Mr Alpha Beta Oga Oriental Mr TVC Chief the nation etc

Don thief thief of Lagos!

Well done

guterKerl:
Imma read this first then comment later, not a lazy youth.

Lalas247:
are you single .... just asking
cause your mindset different to some ...

sisisioge:
Haaa! You bought laptop too? Biko date me before you throw in the towel. Baby I need a laptop

Caracta:
How many monikers do you have?

Please don't talk to me

Caracta:
People don't even call them 'bastards''. The upgraded version is "children of contract" or simply 'benefits'

The world is evolving. Whatever rocks their boat.

Oyindidi:
Mtcheeeew

luminouz:
*sighs* a new love season loading.....
Bunchersstab was d first to know her.....
Picked his nose too much n lost her...
In comes Alezy d Dark Knight who swept her off her feet...
Oh! So romantic! So ecstatic was she DAT she forgot her 1st love....

Here comes d INTERLUDE.....

Bunchersstab came out like a bat outta HELL...
Sweating from all orifices,professing undying love..
Even created a valentine thread like a lost albatross..
But she smacked him in d face with these words..
'U were never there...I belong to alezy now'
Oh! What pain Bunchersstab (don't know wat d fvck hez been stabbing all this while though) felt at those words..
Love is cruel,he says,but I searched for u my love,he croons....
But she says bitingly ' ur still my loyal friend'
Unperturbed as she consigned him to d gray twilight of d kingdom of FRIENDzone...
All d while Alezy grinned like a Cheshire Cat....

2ND INTERLUDE...

Suddenly d wind of change blew(prolly caused by Buhari London trip)
Alezy started acting up..or so she says..
Unreplied messages,calls, video chats n d likes....
What could be wrong, she mused...could Alezy be with Buthelezi d maid from Bulawayo...
Several days.. Or it weeks passed n all d while Bunchersstab kept being lovey dovey....hoping for a Return!!...was even bashed as a valentine sissy....
Then came d thread ' who would u love to go out with on a date'...
N SHE suddenly declares for Bunchersstab!!!...
So shocked was he DAT he stammered like a castrated leprechaun!!!!! "Whaatttt aabbout ur NL boyfriend?''..
Then came d bombshell ' I don't think he is into me anymore' she snaps back...
Bunchersstab acted all indignant (dou dancing shoki inside) attacking Alezy who claimed innocence...
But d DEED is already done...SHE is not into HIM again...
N in came Buncherstab with his GLAM again...laying a claim to his girl!!....

And all the while at the sidelines watched a certain handsome man,this 3- headed drama n he laughed silently...
Because he knows a fundamental FACT!!
He who gets d girl is not Alezy d dark Knight...
Or Bunchersstab d smooth as slick Gladiator...

But Luminouz,the ALIEN!!!

Watch out for season 2 in 3 months time....
Will Bunchersstab end up stabbing himself again??
Will Alezy get back his love?
What about d mysterious stranger who seemed so confident? What is his weapon
3 MEN n just one PRIZE!!! Her HEART!!!

Season 2 Loading....5 %
Cc skylowlow

Curiousitymaster

Lalas247

luminouz:
Lmaoooo! Yeah I did...wuz curious to see how lezbians do dia shiit...never seen DAT poo in real life!!!

ivyy:
A for Ade...

ivyy:
I concur besides at that age , what can one honestly do? Even scolding can't work.

Angeleena:
lol,I don't know if I should, feel sorry for u...but why on earth,should a man,leave all the fresh bobbies and fleshy ass,for a dry,stiffed, ass??it makes no sense,and so unusual... u just can't,imagine how disgusting, to hear the moan,of two grown men..jeeezz!!! abeg,if the kidnapping go,rearrange the boy brain,no wahala..

luminouz:
Equally disgusting was watching DAT chidinma video n hearing her moans....when so many masculine cock sure poosayfvckers Like ME abound!!! But una too dey form!! Jeeezzzzss!

LalaLushness:
Low low

LalaLushness:
Lol who woo you y u dey lie ontop nl Baez
Ur wifey don dump u abi

luminouz:
Backiiii tew senDA
ALAKAN GANA KPUCHIE ELETE PELEBE!!!
Cc skylowlow

luminouz:
Back at u!
NDO 8.7