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Nice caricature

Akeelahtunez:
An some muhfucker would still say God don't exist
This can only be a miracle

Or good job by the doctors.
Plus no major artery was cut, so she didn't bleed out.
Plus the skull did not fracture.

Plus Amen...

Customized coke ..
Some people sha....
Front page.....
Some mods sha.
Instead of you to go and take down the fake news of the dead Gambia President, you are busy moving random threads to front page

Nairaland keeps getting worse everyday because of some incompetent mods.

Sad. Very sad.

hizaya61:
i cant.

This is part of the problem

andersonbaba:
do you even know what recession is at all? Don't you know that if you are able to feed well with you family the country will be great. one problem that America is proud to have conquered is FOOD. you can feed well with less than a Dollars. what do you think is the cause of crime? all this children of hate....mtcheeeew

In which America can you feed well with less than a dollar?

Billyonaire:
Thats $200k

Nah, that's $100k.
N48million....
In one hand...

And Buhari is still saying he 'will not' devalue the naira.

But the naira has already devalued drastically, wetin remain again to devalue?

Not a brand new Jeep

This question/topic does not make sense.

If you are Christian and you believe God created the heaven and the earth and everything in between, then you already have your answer.

Your question should be, why were these evils created or allowed to exist

Some people are just stupid,talking all sorts of nonsense.

It's a wedding gift for the wife of his closest aide.
A lot of rich men do stuff like this. They don't have to be sleeping with the wife.

kilode100:
Are you kidding me?? A man buys A car for another man's wife and you find nothing wrong with it??


My Boss before I married him, used to do the same thing , till my husband found out and drove out and I drugged my boss to the registry and married him....


I have seen such things before and this is no different!!

Please I don't understand this.

You were sleeping with your boss, then your husband found out and left.
Then you married your boss at the registry?

Is that what you are saying?

badassProdigy:
Meet Miss Zion Mary Samuel , who in my view might actually be the prettiest and sexiest buddy in the whole police force.

See more of her photos below...



http://www.certifiednaija.com/2016/12/is-she-prettiest-female-police-officer.html?m=1

. Not even close (in my view)

Your view is myopic (in the true sense of the word, and not meant as an insult). Which is okay because you clearly stated that your submission is based on your view.

You haven't seen all the ladies in the whole police force, so extending your view outside its comfort zone (what you've seen), is a huge discredit to your opinion.

Nigerian bloggers have changed the meaning of celebrity.
Everyone is now a celebrity, even if we don't know or have ever heard of them.

nollywoodgists:
Nigeria veteran singer, Daddy Showkey, has shown his fans that no matter the wealth he & acquired today that has not made him change from helping his wife at home.


https://www.nollywoodgists.com/news/45168/see-what-daddy-showkey-cooked-for-christmas.html

What wealth?

drinkgarri:
It's not transparent now, she is wearing a black pant and bra, those are not transparent

If the gown wasn't transparent, how did you see the black pant and bra?

deb303:
nudity is now the order of the day

She's at the beach. She even covered up her bikini / swim suit

Major spoiler alert.

Now we already know that they both got beheaded during or at the end of the film.

profmsboi:
Fine sha... but

Go check Benz own

Bros try clean your eye small. That is the interior of a Benz sir

jnrbayano:
Chris Oyakhilome says Masturbation is not a sin.

Jesus says immorality is sin.

Masturbation is immoral.

Who would you go with.

Chris or Christ?

You need to be slapped for asking people to choose between the teachings of Jesus Christ and any other human being alive or dead.

claremont:
Good points here.

Most men go into it for regular free sex, most women do it for material returns. It has always been a symbiotic relationship.

You can get regular free sex without getting married. Regular, free and in different shapes, colors and sizes.

If you are going into marriage because of regular free sex, my broda, you done jam rock.

Once you are married the sex will no longer be regular, and the free aspect is subject to wether you are performing your duties as the man of the house, plus providing your wife with allowances to maintain herself and the house.

As for women and material returns, they don't need to get married for that. I don't think I need to talk more on the women and material matter

Toks2008:
This piece is written as a result of the misconception many people have when it comes to tagging a marital union a scam or potential scam.

Many guys and ladies are still single at very ripe age because they still believe that their intending spouse should love them for "real"(whatever that means) so they always want to be too careful and in the process fall into worse hands..

The stark truth is that there will always be a reason for anyone to be with another regardless of how selfish,lame or wicked it may sound but at the end it is still a legitimate union and the couple could be together till death if the conditions remain favorable so what is the fuss about?

In essence,whatever reason you choose to marry that person is your choice..whether it is because of parental pressure,beauty,sex,money,nationality,fame,power and so on,it remains a valid reason and the other party should either take the risk or back out.

- An unassuming guy woos a rich lady and she says he only wants her money.

-A rich guy sees a lady who wants him and he says it's about his money.

-A Nigerian guy or lady chooses to marry an European or American and they say it's for a green card.

-Even a broke cocky guy will say a lady does not really want him but just love his bedmatics.

Conclusively I will say there is really nothing like scam marriage because most marriages are as a result of selfish interest from both party.

My opinion.

Are you married?

If you are not, then your opinion is null and void.

Edit: Ok, after reading through your other comments, I can see what you are trying to say.

All I can say is that you are entitled to your opinion, you do make a point, but don't generalize it to every marriage.

But as far as human beings are concerned, self preservation is a very strong factor (consciously or subconsciously).
So that's why I will agree with the 'selfish' interest you are trying to mention.
Even if the person doesn't know it, he or she is going into a marriage that he/she feels will be good/beneficial for him/her.
It might not be for material or physical things, it could just be that the partner makes them happy and comfortable. Etc, etc

BornStunner1:
O.C Ukeje



I can’t be the only one who thinks O.C Ukeje suspiciously looks like Topcat in this get up.

Lol. I agree he looks like Topcat. But it's not that bad

Icecomrade:
You didn't see the pic?

see an eye clinic

It's like you are having illusions or sumfin.

Is that a picture of a babe or a man?

HungerBAD:
What?

I am at this point confused.

So my question is,who is responsible for this falsehood?who stands to gain?

After all the propaganda of fake plastic rice.....
Ambode now launched Lake Rice this week....

obembet:
For people that lack MMM ideology Guys you see
what happened in Eco bank yesterday, Port Harcourt
branch..if
You want to withdraw 200k, they say No, you
must withdraw 100k those withdrawing 100k,
they gave them 50k, most funny part is, you can't
withdraw above 200k.. When I ask, they said, its
festive period, if too much money is removed
from the system, and non remaining to run their
affairs, they'll go bankrupt..
And I was shocked, even bank we see face to
face, faces what an online community as MMM
facing now and then people still go about
castigating it here and there... Where are the
media houses, they must broadcast it oooo...
Cause I no go gree

Then go to another branch.
Or use ATM..

Or do online banking.

Or if you want 100k, tell them you want 200k. So they can say no, take 100k.

MMM doesn't give you any other option but to wait till next year.

You went to a weak branch and are now using it to validate MMMs freezing.

truthstands11:
So soldiers now cook themselves. How will they concentrate and do their duties. What's happens to support staff that can cook for them while they focus on the assignment. This country is a big joke.

Who do you want to cook for soldiers.
Even the support staff you are talking about are trained soldiers.

You want dem to be carrying chef and house help to the war front?

truthstands11:
It is not Xmas but Christmas. X does not anyway represent Christ. Let's stand against this evil abbreviation.

You are worrying yourself over trivial issues.
Nothing wrong in saying Xmas.

"First of all, you have to understand that it is not the letter X that is put into Christmas. We see the English letter X there, but actually what it involves is the first letter of the Greek name for Christ. Christos is the New Testament Greek for Christ. The first letter of the Greek word Christos is transliterated into our alphabet as an X. That X has come through church history to be a shorthand symbol for the name of Christ."

Thank God for social media. If not for that video our boys would have died of hunger and thirst.

But why does the top brass have to wait for them to revolt before they act?

I'm happy that the soldiers can smile this Christmas, but the leadership and the federal government needs to wake up, and get their act together.

We are approaching 2017, we would no longer listen to the blame game they are quick to pass unto the previous government if they continue to show their gross incompetence next year.

Sit up, or get the F off

Opakan2:
corrupt otueke lootocrat would have granted him state pardon with govt. appointments.. useless man

good riddance to bad rubbish

What are you talking about. Was it not during the Otueke hero's tenure that Ibori was arrested and later ran away from Nigeria?

lielbree:
He is the employer and the accidents occurred during the cause of their duties. That makes him vicariously liable!

That's an ignorant notion

idris4r83:
All dogs go don die from strokes and cancer then.

Hilarious

So he trekked from Onitsha to Bourdilon?

Where are his cars?

Where is he walking from? Where is he walking to?

This is clearly a staged photograph.