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Health / Re: Fresh Coronavirus Outbreak Hit Benue, 25 Cases Reported by Skywalker3(m): 8:49am On Dec 13, 2023
With everything i know about this evil vaccine, all i can do at this point is cry for humanity. No matter how hard you try to warn people with evidence, they just look at you and can't process the information.

Please don't take this vaccine!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Health / Re: Do You Know Anyone Who Has Had Serious Side Effects From The Covid Vax? by Skywalker3(m): 4:53pm On Nov 23, 2023
mariovito:
I didn't vax.

My dad, brother and sister did.

They're all okay, hale and healthy

Did you refuse it because you smelt the bullshit of the whole thing?
Health / Re: Do You Know Anyone Who Has Had Serious Side Effects From The Covid Vax? by Skywalker3(m): 4:49pm On Nov 23, 2023
FuckingMachine:
Jamie Foxx

He's in the U.S, and its pretty bad over there. A lot of people are getting wiped out.
I am tryna find out if anything like that is going on in Nigeria. It doesn't seem like it is though
Health / Re: Do You Know Anyone Who Has Had Serious Side Effects From The Covid Vax? by Skywalker3(m): 4:43pm On Nov 23, 2023
MidasTouch15:
I did the vax. 2 years nw, no effect

Well...Lucky you. From my finding so far, It seems like the adverse events are happening more in the US and Europe. I wonder why
Health / Do You Know Anyone Who Has Had Serious Side Effects From The Covid Vax? by Skywalker3(m): 4:34pm On Nov 23, 2023
The last 3 years has taught me that a lot of people in this country have no clue as to how the world really works, so most people just believe everything they see on TV.

There's something going on right now around the world that the mainstream media isn't reporting on. People are having serious health problems and dying after getting the shots. The media is starting to report on the excess deaths people are seeing in bits and pieces, but they always claim the cause is unknown lipsrsealed.

I haven't really heard of adverse events from the shots in this country. Do you know of anyone who got the shots and is now having medical issues or died?
Health / Re: Why Are So Many Young People Dying Of Heart Attacks? ( Video) by Skywalker3(m): 4:35pm On Aug 25, 2022
The COVID death shots of course. It's amazing how all the information is out there, but very few people care to open their eyes and see. If you re one of those that got the death shots, your days re numbered.

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Crime / Re: Kogi Tax Collector Kills A Trailer Driver With Plank (Photos) by Skywalker3(m): 2:02pm On Oct 18, 2017
The first thing I think about everyday is how I ended up in this sh1t hole of a country.

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Phones / Re: Minister Advises Nigerians To Brace For Telecom Data Price Increase by Skywalker3(m): 7:58am On Dec 07, 2016
Like soyinka, I think I will also hold a funeral for the death of common sense in Nigeria.
How people reason in this country is shocking.

Lower prices is the result of competition in any market. Which is what we are experiencing, so why would anyone want to interveve?

The rationale behind this is very clear. Some people in gov have interests in one small operator, and they are doing this for personal interests.
Celebrities / Re: HEARTBREAKING MOMENT: Dog Protects Friend Hit By Vehicle (pics & Video) by Skywalker3(m): 7:16pm On Dec 24, 2014
And some people eat dogs. *Barbaric* considering the fact that they show emotions very close to that of humans.

Family / Re: . by Skywalker3(m): 10:55pm On Sep 08, 2013
Somethings they say will never change - An abusive man is one of them. The guy is your ex for a reason. Out of the millions of better men out there waiting to meet you, why would you wanna go back to someone who abused you?
Just make him understand that, the moment he did whatever wrong he did to you, was the day he cut the forbidden fruit from Eden - I cant remember things going back to the way they used to be after Eve did that.
Romance / Re: Too Much Honesty In A Relationship Is Bad!!! by Skywalker3(m): 9:46pm On Feb 03, 2013
Acidosis:

yeahh... too much wisdom and understanding is bad... yeahhh....


Yea it is. Sir Isaac Newton once boiled his watch, thinking it was an egg grin
Romance / Re: Too Much Honesty In A Relationship Is Bad!!! by Skywalker3(m): 7:59pm On Feb 03, 2013
Too much of anything is bad - even honesty

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Men Beat Their Wives? by Skywalker3(m): 7:09pm On Jan 31, 2013
The reasons are

1. He didnt marry her for love.

2. He cant argue like me grin

I believe that men will resort to beating only when they run out of words to say in hot arguments.
As for me, I ll give her all the talking she needs, till she s gonna be the one who wants to do the beating grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Palm Itching And Money. by Skywalker3(m): 8:05pm On Jan 16, 2013
^^^^ or maybe we have a connectiongrin dont you think?

Are you hot?gringringringrin
Nairaland / General / Re: Palm Itching And Money. by Skywalker3(m): 5:19pm On Jan 16, 2013
Funny, but I think it works.
It has never happened to me, but it happens to my mum alot.

If she says her palms are itching her today, tomorrow......boom. Money arrives.

I just dont know if there is a scientific explanation for this. Maybe it has something to do with the female hormone. Since both the poster and my mum are females grin.

Cant be a coincidence coz I have witnessed it happen to my mum like 10 times
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerian Embassies In The U.S Have Teribble Customer Service? by Skywalker3(m): 11:01am On Jan 16, 2013
This poo doesnt happen in embassies alone.
It happens in banks, schools, government offices etc
I just dont understand how people can be like this.
I was in a bank last week to collect a card that was supposed to have been ready three weeks earlier.

When I asked the customer care lady, if my card was ready. She was mute for like 5 minutes, then she gave me a disgusting look with her fat face, and said she hasnt seen any card.

This is one of the reasons why I hate Nigeria. Its citizens are too wicked.

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Romance / Re: Wearing Engagement Ring Before Marriage: How Long? by Skywalker3(m): 6:40pm On Jan 15, 2013
U VE BEEN ENGAGED TO HIM FOR FOUR YEARS & NO WEDDING IS COMING FORTH, PLZ KINDLY REMOVE THE RING. YOUR FINGER IS NOT A KEY HOLDER


Saw this on a friends bbm profile. Mi fink its a perfect response to this topic.

Why give out an engagement ring if you re not ready to get married?

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Romance / Re: How Do You Find Out If Ur Partner Is Cheating On You by Skywalker3(m): 1:33am On Jan 02, 2013
With the way things are going, very soon love ll be something that can only be found in books.

@op. Playing sherlock holmes on your girl is very easy here.
The intel from your friend suggests that you are the least of her many bfs. If that if true, she ll have alot of text messages/calls from the top guys.

Catching her shouldn't be hard, unless of course you are truly the least on her list of bfs, nd u guys don't spend alot of time together
Literature / Re: Lets See How Creative You Are, Compose A Good Xtmas Or New Year Message by Skywalker3(m): 11:08pm On Dec 24, 2012
Who said there re 7 wonders of the world. There's only one wonder of the world and that's Christ. For only a wonder can generate the kinda excitement we see every 25/12. Merry christmas and shame on Herod.

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Romance / Re: Do You Consider Romance Not Involving Sex As Cheating? by Skywalker3(m): 9:46pm On Dec 24, 2012
Even a handshake can be seen as cheating in some cases, and sex not. For instance, if I am married to a pornnstar and she has sex in a movie, I m not gonna see it as cheating.

If I trust a girl to talk to me alone and no one else, and she breaks dat rule, then she has cheated.

Cheating is breaking an agreement- that agreement could be anything from hugging to sex.

Its not every relationship that involves sex, maybe just kissing. Yet people still get serious heartbreaks coz they saw their partners doing what was so "special" with someone else. "Special" could be sex, kissing, hugging, talking. Depends on what threatens ur love. Doesn't necessarily have to be sex.
Religion / . by Skywalker3(m): 11:45am On Nov 11, 2012
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Health / Re: FG To Ban ‘Date Molestation Drug’ by Skywalker3(m): 10:27am On Oct 25, 2012
u wanna kill a beast? U cut its throat, not its right hand coz it'll come back at u with its left hand. D ban of d drug is like cutting d right hand. There are other drugs -by the way, this beast has a billion hands. All d FG did was cut one. There re 999999 left.

@seun. I'll reserve my recommendation for when u vote me as president.
It s not my job to figure out a way to cut the beasts throat. Thats the job of your FG. Thats why you pay your tax to 'em.
Health / Re: FG To Ban ‘Date Molestation Drug’ by Skywalker3(m): 9:41am On Oct 25, 2012
Stupidddd FG. Always taking the easy way out.

Instead of tackling issues, all they do is Ban Ban ban

If its not Okada,it is drugs.


Is the ban of this drug going to stop the next killer from killing the next Cynthia? I dont think so
Crime / Re: Human Inhumanity: Man Kills Wife In Lagos During Fight by Skywalker3(m): 4:17pm On Oct 24, 2012
Nigeria, Africa - A place where people just marry coz they are told ppl are supposed to get married at a certain ageangry

----EMEKA MAKES SOME MONEY, HE GOES TO HIS VILLAGE AND MARRIES NNEKA-A GIRL HIS MOTHER PICKED FOR HIM COZ SHE CAN COOK.
THEY GO BACK TO THE CITY. 2 YEARS LATER, EMEKA GROWS A HUGE POT BELLY. NNEKA IS SHAPED LIKE A DRUM.
wHY THE HELLL WONT THEY KILL EACH OTHER? MTCHEEEEEWangry


Would that couple be fighting if the 'romeo nd juliet' thingy was going on between them before they got married?




Dont think I'll have a single quarell with ma wife, when i get marriedgrin
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do We Like Fighting Each Other On Nairaland by Skywalker3(m): 5:53pm On Oct 23, 2012
The Fighting is what makes nairaland fun grin

So, dont expect anyone on this forum to be nice to you - especially if you Bleep up.

Nice my assssss!!!. U think we are old people here?

Here is a link to get what you want. www.nairaland.com/oldPeople


grin grin grin
Religion / Re: I Dont Love Him. But He Said He Heard From God by Skywalker3(m): 8:35am On Oct 23, 2012
@ those giving bible examples,
Lets start with HOSEA AND THE PROSTITUTE: God didnt speak to the prostitute because, Hosea would not believe a message from her.

JOSEPH AND MARY: Joseph was the one God spoke to because, He was doubtful of mary's faithfullness to him.

My point Is: God is wise, and he speaks to the person who is likely to refuse, if the message came from the other person.

The Man is the 'Mary and prostitute' in this case.
God asking him to make the move, when he knows you'll say NO, defies reason.

@Poster. If God is so interested in that guys affairs, He'll show it to you also. You are also a christian
Religion / Re: Man 'Walks' On Water With His Bare Feet by Skywalker3(m): 9:03pm On Oct 22, 2012
@Oahray. U said its not magical nd the guy is just smarter than his viewers.
I m just gonna ask you a simple question. How did he do it? give me a logical answer and i'll believe you.

Even the most complex works of science can be explained. I can explain how 1+1 = 2. So, please explain how he did it
Religion / Re: Man 'Walks' On Water With His Bare Feet by Skywalker3(m): 7:55pm On Oct 22, 2012
@the mumus saying its a trick. please, explain how he did it. Thats a RIVERRRR. There's no way he could have constructed somthing inside the river to walk on. I 've seen other videos of Dynamo - Trust me, You cant fake those videos i saw.

The sooner you accept that there is more to life than what you see, the better.
Religion / Re: I Dont Love Him. But He Said He Heard From God by Skywalker3(m): 1:20pm On Oct 22, 2012
If God shows me a woman he wants me to marry, I 'll go to her and try things naturally without mentioning God. If it works, then i'll know God really wants it to happen.
@poster. Ur man used the illest pickup line in naija("God said i should marry you"wink. It works like juju on most 'sisters'.
the way i see it, That is a line for WEAK MEN.

Marrying a man you are not attracted to = 10000000 ROUNDS OF SEX WITHOUT ORGASM + WAKING UP TO SEE HIS UGLY FACE EVERY MORNING + FIGHTING AND QUARELLING. C'mon girl, God doesnt want that for you.

Booton line is: Tell him he has to make you fall in love before you say YES. if he fails to do that, say no to his sorry ass.

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Nairaland / General / Re: SSS Invites Senator Linked To Boko Haram by Skywalker3(m): 12:50pm On Oct 22, 2012
[b][/b]They question him - He denies and goes home. same old story.

This guy should be escorted to the interrogation venue in handcuffs!. Instead, he gets an invitation Like its a job interview
Technology Market / Re: Cheap Tokunbo Used Touch 1 And Curve 4 For Sale by Skywalker3(m): 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2012
^^ask him again
If you live where I live, nobody will buy those phones. tooooooo expensive
Religion / Re: is The Wearing Of Necklaces And Ear Rings Scriptural In The Bible? by Skywalker3(m): 2:13pm On Aug 17, 2012
that pastor doesnt understand what christianity s about. Nd that's a shame. Jesus spent his lifetime trying to teach How the love for God supersedes any law, that is why he had problems with the scribes and pharisees. If you love God, you will want to study his word everyday, pray all the time and do good. The bottom line is this; The love for God is what will take you to heaven, not some dumb law. God doesnt care if wear 50 million 'things' around your neck.

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