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Politics › Re: I Have No Personal Problem With Amaechi, He Was My Boss Says Gov. Wike by slap1(m): 9:49am On Aug 06, 2016

The losers, as always, are the jobless youths who choose to die for a course they do not understand.

Travel › Re: UK-Based Man Excited With His Nigerian Passport - Photo by slap1(m): 9:46am On Aug 06, 2016

It's more convenient to love Nigeria when you're based in the UK.

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Politics › Re: Herdsmen Banditry Intolerable – Buhari by slap1(m): 9:43am On Aug 06, 2016

hopesuarez:
if I have supernatural powers I won't hesitate using buhari for money ritual......

He will vomit counterfeit money. grin

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Politics › Re: Herdsmen Banditry Intolerable – Buhari by slap1(m): 9:41am On Aug 06, 2016

Good morning, Mr President.

Career › Re: Nairalander Wins Employee Of The Month Award In UAE by slap1(m): 8:00am On Aug 06, 2016

He has gone and made us proud. Well done! cool

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: These 10 Things On Your CV Could Be The Reason You’re Not Getting Hired by slap1(m): 7:23am On Aug 06, 2016

Una no dey tire for these CV writing tips? Will a 'good' CV create jobs where there is none? undecided

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Sports › Re: NFF Appoints Gernot Rohr As Super Eagles Coach by slap1(m): 10:03pm On Aug 05, 2016

Which one is Groundnut Roll? What's his pedigree? So NFF just picked someone because he is foreign? undecided

Car Talk › Re: BMW 750li Xdrive Bashed In Lagos by slap1(m): 8:02pm On Aug 05, 2016

Wetin make we do? undecided

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Politics › Re: Selfie Of A Soldier Fighting Boko Haram In The North East Region by slap1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 05, 2016

God is your strength bro. Kill them all! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Udomboso John Saviours "Young John" YBNL Music Producer, The Wicked Producer by slap1(m): 4:05pm On Aug 05, 2016

Young and talented. Kudos.

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Politics › Re: Sex For Appointment Scandal Rocks Presidency - Naij.com by slap1(m): 11:52am On Aug 05, 2016

I am certain that Buhari is innocent because he no come get strength. undecided

Business › Re: CBN To Sell Dollars To Pilgrims For 197 by slap1(m): 7:21am On Aug 05, 2016

ojun50:
don't hate being a Nigeria jst pray Nigeria get better in a short time

Which prayer? angry

To which god? Countries that don't believe in Christianity are making steady progress and you think we have to pray our way out? angry

Business › Re: CBN To Sell Dollars To Pilgrims For 197 by slap1(m): 7:16am On Aug 05, 2016

Northocracy. Some people said it, but they were called names. No matter how low Buhari drags this sinking country, my conscience sparkles in the knowledge that I never, for once, believed in this illiterate cattle farmer. sad

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Business › Re: Naira Crashes To N400/$1 At Parallel Market, Lowest Rate Ever by slap1(m): 4:58am On Aug 05, 2016

This punishment is too much. Unfortunately zombies still find a way to defend the non-existent president and his band of empty-headed cabinet.

After a year of blaming GEJ, the APC government clearly has no other wall to hide their complete inefficiency.

Buhari, I spit on you. You are evil! sad

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Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Climbs Ladder To Inspect A Flyover Project: Pic by slap1(m): 9:01pm On Aug 04, 2016

LuvU2:
Sorry for the bother. Pls i plead for your vote of my candidate @signature
I would keep u posted so u dont work urself up when searching for the voting thread.

Awaiting ur reply dear

OK. Keep me posted.

Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Climbs Ladder To Inspect A Flyover Project: Pic by slap1(m): 7:47pm On Aug 04, 2016

LuvU2:
Hey hi

Crime › Re: The Guy Who Was With Angel O'Brien Before His Killing Speaks by slap1(m): 1:54pm On Aug 04, 2016

People have time, especially nairaland mods. undecided

Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Climbs Ladder To Inspect A Flyover Project: Pic by slap1(m): 9:36am On Aug 04, 2016

You think you're doing me? You're doing yourself. sad

Education › Re: UNICAL Student, Adaeze Nnamani Dies After A Party by slap1(m): 9:43pm On Aug 03, 2016

Lukmann1:

they are plentiful on my school too. they do came to picked them at night. i pity this one...

Are you really a student? huh

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Literature › Re: Etisalat Prize For Literature Flash Fiction Award For Short Fiction Writers by slap1(m): 8:38pm On Aug 03, 2016

Interesting15:
I'm not doubting. What I'm saying is that, you (yes you) did they pay you?

nicedas:
how do i submit my work, when am done writing?

I don't think submissions are open for now, but mention me when you're done.

Literature › Re: Etisalat Prize For Literature Flash Fiction Award For Short Fiction Writers by slap1(m): 8:33pm On Aug 03, 2016

Interesting15:
I'm not doubting. What I'm saying is that, you (yes you) did they pay you?

Not yet. I got publicity, which I still need at this point in my journey.

Literature › Re: Etisalat Prize For Literature Flash Fiction Award For Short Fiction Writers by slap1(m): 7:23pm On Aug 03, 2016

Interesting15:
Cool. Money follow?

The magazine is available on Amazon for $15. grin

Politics › Re: Profile Of Olabiyi Durojaiye: NCC Chairman by slap1(m): 7:03pm On Aug 03, 2016

Can he create and change MTN airtime transfer PIN? undecided

What nonsense is this bikonu? huh

Literature › Re: Etisalat Prize For Literature Flash Fiction Award For Short Fiction Writers by slap1(m): 6:24pm On Aug 03, 2016

Interesting15:
Wow. You tried. Did you promote your link for people to vote for you?

I begged Lalasticlala and other nairaland mods to move it to front page but they refused. I felt so bad and decided to keep away from the literature section. Now that I've talked about it, it still hurt. cry

However, an edited version of the flash fiction in question has been published by an Indian literature magazine.

Literature › Re: Etisalat Prize For Literature Flash Fiction Award For Short Fiction Writers by slap1(m): 1:11pm On Aug 03, 2016

Last time I made the top 50 list but didn't go further.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Was Inexplicably Deaf On His Own Advice On How To Lead (newswatch,1989) by slap1(m): 1:09pm On Aug 03, 2016

Zombies are now an endangered species. So much to be ashamed of. Every day. grin

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Politics › Re: OPC Members To Transform To Snakes And Lions To Fight Militants In Ogun by slap1(m): 11:40am On Aug 03, 2016

LOL

These people are just ridiculous! Cowards! sad

Politics › Re: We Are Working Hard To Stabilize Power Situation In Nigeria, Says Buhari by slap1(m): 7:56am On Aug 03, 2016

sCun:
Buhari is just a fool. Tell us what exactly you are doing.

He's talking to his zombies and they don't need details from him.

Sai baba. grin

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Crime › Re: Angel Obrien, IMSU Student Shot And Killed By Cultists Today by slap1(m): 11:38pm On Aug 02, 2016

GlorifiedTunde:
Bro, I am not saying he is one.

But let me lecture you, cultist don't just end a juu like that, except he has Fcked up big time. The worst is thorough beating.

I know these things bro - just leave it there.

If you asked me to bet my chances, I'll say he is one

I bet he's a cultist too. The worst a Jew man can get is thorough beating or stray bullet. This is a planned assassination; he had already graduated from the school.

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Crime › Re: Angel Obrien Ibekwe Shot Dead At IMSU Gate By Cultists - Photos by slap1(m): 11:33pm On Aug 02, 2016

Flawlessangel:
oh my God!!!! Its a lie. Obrien dead? Jesus christ!!!
This dude is my friend, he was in my house last month, we even drove around and had loads of fun before he went back to school. He was so looking forward to graduating, just how in God's name did this happen? I wish this were a dream i can wake up from.
God why??

OK, so tell us: Was his way pure? undecided

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Phones › Re: Whatsapp Banned Me Temporarily by slap1(m): 11:30pm On Aug 02, 2016

Mynd44 is now working for whatsapp. sad

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