Slap1's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Slap1's Profile › Slap1's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 (of 390 pages)

Politics › Re: Buhari To Travel To China In Mid-April by slap1(m): 9:12pm On Apr 06, 2016

MARKone:
Baba's last last visit will be out of space to maintain and service the Ozone layer.

Crime › Re: 3 Nigerians Arrested In Vietnam For Conning People Out Of More Than $1.3m by slap1(m): 12:34pm On Apr 06, 2016

Hehe...my brothers...still proudly Igbo.

2 Likes 1 Share

Business › Re: External Reserves Drop To $27.85bn As Foreign Investors Repatriate $30.2m by slap1(m): 11:23am On Apr 06, 2016

Quakertellicus1:
I did not vote(job things)...and I support one of the smaller parties anyway....and Buhari has not done enough in my opinion...he should be doing what JJ of Ghana did and run an austeirity govt.

Seems to me that you are the one still crying...over a lost election.

2019 is round the corner.....

I have no sensible reason to argue with you if you really think it's about a lost election. shocked

Do you think we would have had cause to argue if Buhari was doing "enough"? Dele Momodu and Omojuwa are also disappointed because of a lost election? Wake up and smell the coffee.

Crime › Re: See The Bloody Pictures Of A Thief Caught this morning In Aba, Umuikpo Street by slap1(m): 7:33am On Apr 06, 2016

What did he steal? That looks like between Gas Line and Osisiokpo...

Politics › Re: POLITICS WITHOUT BITTERNESS : Obasanjo Rocks Patience Jonathan On The Dance Floo by slap1(m): 7:30am On Apr 06, 2016

Baba and women be like APC and cancelled promises.

3 Likes

Business › Re: External Reserves Drop To $27.85bn As Foreign Investors Repatriate $30.2m by slap1(m): 7:28am On Apr 06, 2016

Quakertellicus1:
Takes one to know one

This one is still forming witty and smart-ass. grin

Cry for yourself, if you voted Buhari. It takes an irredeemable dullard to vote one.

3 Likes 1 Share

Business › Re: External Reserves Drop To $27.85bn As Foreign Investors Repatriate $30.2m by slap1(m): 7:14am On Apr 06, 2016

Where are all those brainwashed zombies that voted the dullard? undecided

Zombies be missing in action since Buhari, the cattle rearer of Daura, has shown there is really a limit to what he can do at 74. cheesy

We warned them. Where is Wole Soyinka (I still respect you, my prof)? David West? Father Mbaka? OBJ and the other despicable creatures who hypnotized the zombies with impeccable thoroughness? Where are they?

49 Likes 2 Shares

Crime › Re: Five Fulani Herdsmen Kidnapped In Abia Community by slap1(m): 11:05am On Apr 05, 2016

HalfTruth

Politics › Re: BENUE: APC Youth Leader, 3 Others Killed In Fresh Fulani Herdsmen, Farmers Clash by slap1(m): 7:21am On Apr 05, 2016

Buhari and el-Rufai must be smiling triumphantly.

2 Likes

Politics › Re: In Pictures: The Refuse Dump Called Douglas Road Owerri by slap1(m): 12:44am On Apr 05, 2016

I passed there yesterday and it was smelling so badly. I hope we don't have to wait for the next clean up exercise before that eyesore is removed.

cc: abagworo

Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wizkid's Directors Who May Have Leaked The Smelly Vagina Story by slap1(m): 9:28pm On Apr 04, 2016

BornnAgainChild:
The big deal is that her toto smells and she acts like she never slept her way around or rather to the top

I still think it's no one's business really. She slept her way to the top with a smelly thing as you said, how come those who sleep around with perfumed thingy are still below her?

3 Likes

Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wizkid's Directors Who May Have Leaked The Smelly Vagina Story by slap1(m): 7:01pm On Apr 04, 2016

OK what if they slept with her? Adults have sex every day. What's the big deal?

40 Likes 6 Shares

Politics › Re: Police Confirms Incidents Of Herdsmen Attack In Rivers State by slap1(m): 9:09pm On Apr 03, 2016

HalfTruth:
http://ecosocionews..com/2015/02/fulani-herdsmen-attacks-community-in.html

http://www.quicknews-africa.net/abia-women-protest-attacks-by-fulani-herdsmen/

Don't worry, they'll soon come and visit you

And you too.

Politics › Re: Police Confirms Incidents Of Herdsmen Attack In Rivers State by slap1(m): 8:37pm On Apr 03, 2016

HalfTruth:
When they hoisted their flag in Abia, where were you? Hiding in Anambra?

https://www.nairaland.com/2713706/fulani-herdsman-hoist-flag-abia

Let them attack people in Aba first. Any idiot can hoist a flag.

Politics › Re: Police Confirms Incidents Of Herdsmen Attack In Rivers State by slap1(m): 8:18pm On Apr 03, 2016

Gradually that devil in their heads will push them to attack people in Aba, then they will see something.

Romance › Re: Meet The Shuwa Arab Women Of Nigeria (photos) - Most Beautiful Women In Nigeria! by slap1(m): 7:45pm On Apr 03, 2016

mynd1:
But we are more beautiful than one another. Abi ur fingers be d same

Who your beauty don epp?

Politics › Re: Confusion In APC As Party Suspends Timipre Sylva, Asks Lokpobiri To Resign by slap1(m): 7:35pm On Apr 03, 2016

SamuelAnyawu:
APC going into extinction.......

PDP merging and coming out stronger. In 2019 it will be a goodbye to APC at federal and state level...

Imo state 2019, we will send Rochas and his stooges packing...

Imo is PDP and PDP is Imo...

SAM DADDY 2019

Are you really Sam Daddy or a protege?

Politics › Re: Northerners In NEPC Gang Up Against Segun Awolowo by slap1(m): 7:32pm On Apr 03, 2016

LadyExcellency:
Onyeka Onwelu said it and we all joked about it and now this.

Let's see how Nigeria will move forward with these master-slave relationships.

This is the same reason why no Fulani herdsman is in jail or Police net notwithstanding their atrocities on daily basis.

I'm telling you! Not even one! Instead people were arrested in Enugu for defending themselves against Fulani herdsmen. We are watching.

2 Likes

Politics › Re: Northerners In NEPC Gang Up Against Segun Awolowo by slap1(m): 7:30pm On Apr 03, 2016

LadyExcellency:
Onyeka Onwelu said it and we all joked about it and now this.

Let's see how Nigeria will move forward with these master-slave relationships.

[b]This is the same reason why no Fulani herdsman is in jail or Police net notwithstanding their atrocities on daily basis.

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Represents Buhari In Niger Republic - Photos by slap1(m): 6:07pm On Apr 03, 2016

Buhari must be angry he has missed a junketting opportunity to Osunbade.

Phones › Re: Itel 1505 Vision Review by slap1(m): 11:15am On Apr 03, 2016

okoligee:
how much?

#25,000 - #25,500. The battery is 3,000mAh, screen is HD IPS. If you stay in Owerri, I can help you get it a bit cheaper.

Phones › Re: Itel 1505 Vision Review by slap1(m): 8:54pm On Apr 02, 2016

yall:
hi bro., How much did you bought it, and is it OTG enabled? I need ur reply ASAP.

If you're in Owerri I can help you get it 22k.

Phones › Re: Itel 1505 Vision Review by slap1(m): 8:50pm On Apr 02, 2016

okoligee:
I de Anambra

I can direct you to where you'll fix the speaker in Onitsha if you want.

Phones › Re: Itel 1505 Vision Review by slap1(m): 8:45pm On Apr 02, 2016

yall:
did you mean 6gb is user available

Yes. The phone is made of Truview™ screen. So the resolution is very good. I am using the Vision Plus, which is 5.5" but has the same Truview screen.

Nairaland General › Re: April 1st- Happy Birthday To Me! by slap1(m): 3:14am On Apr 01, 2016

olarhtunji:
Today is my birthday please show me some love...I need prayers and then gifts from you guys

repogirl funnynation slap1 cutehector jacksparrOw127 ecoterrorist ada9103

cc lalasticlala

mynd44

ujsizzle

mind you I want lalasticlala to tell me happy birthday

So you were born on 1st April? grin

No wonder

Happy Birthday bro! More grace!

Politics › Re: PDP Mocks Dolapo Osinbajo For Agatu Visit & Donating Only 8 Bags Of Rice by slap1(m): 10:20pm On Mar 31, 2016

The transport costs to and from the place is almost more than the gifts.

Politics › Re: We Have No Sufficient Electricity To Give Nigerians- Fashola by slap1(m): 7:20pm On Mar 31, 2016

Etizz:
The most incompetent power minister ever....

A lawyer as minister of power. What do you expect? Buhari is just a big fool.

1 Like

Politics › Re: We Have No Sufficient Electricity To Give Nigerians- Fashola by slap1(m): 7:19pm On Mar 31, 2016

okeyglm:
oga but you said power supply is not a rocket science.
do the needful.

The little respect I have for Fashola has diffused. I dislike people who bask in absolute ignorance. You know nothing about power generation, yet you were making noise all along!

9 Likes 1 Share

Politics › Re: Good Change Hits Owerri/port Harcourt Road by slap1(m): 3:05pm On Mar 31, 2016

I live In Owerri, so I will find out for myself. Last year, I preferred connecting PH through Aba. I hope the road has been fixed for good.

Computers › Re: Is Shutting Down Via The Computer's Power Button Really Safe? by slap1(m): 2:11pm On Mar 31, 2016

khalhokage:
So long as it's not a forced shutdown(holding down the power button) then it doesn't matter, but nevertheless hibernating is better for your hard drive in the long run than shutting down all the time.

Hibernating does not affect battery life, does it?

Politics › Re: Security Men Halt Shiite Procession In Katsina by slap1(m): 9:52pm On Mar 30, 2016

Nothing for Fulani herdsmen yet. Buhari kwantinu.

2 Likes 1 Share

Politics › Re: Dead Body Of Colonel Samaila Inusa Killed By Kidnappers (Photos) by slap1(m): 9:40pm On Mar 30, 2016

gcode123:
The way people die in this country is really crazy...... Im not sure anywhere in the world has so much cases of mortality than Nigeria (except war zones).....

It's beyond crazy.

2 Likes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 (of 390 pages)