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hammerFC:
SO I NO FIT LOCK-UP.

JUST LISTEN TO YOURSELF.

NO WONDER MANY OF YOU ARE NOW GAY, RUNNING AROUND SPREADING YOUR BUTT CHEEKS FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN.


U ARE NOT REASONING PROPERLY.

DEM DON BRAIN WASH U.

Small boy, I say lock up and stay sway from women in enclosed spaces. Even if she is dressed from head to toe, a man with no self control will still misbehave.

hammerFC:
DEY THERE MAKE PANT THEY WEAR YOU.


WOMAN WRAPPER!


SO, MY HOUSE DON TURN HER PAPA HOUSE WHERE SHE DEY SLEEP ABI?


SHE PAY ME RENT OR CHARGE?

U WANT ME TO LEAVE THE WHOLE HOUSE FOR HER.

So you no fit lock up? Abi na for uncompleted building you dey stay

Calitoscassius:
Don't mind that animal, once a woman says NO, to me during or before sex my prick go just fall, i mean, what would be point of sex that the 2 participants are not enjoying?

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Once she says No, i just wear my boxers and leave! Even if she calls me back and changes her mind, i still no do again. The romance has gone outta the window.

Na so o. Me I no dey touch woman anyhow. I respect myself. Even me sef be asset. I dey carry myself like asset. Once man fit hold himself, he no know wetin God do for am

hammerFC:
BEFOER SHE COME, I MAKE SURE SHE KNOW NOBODY ENTERS THE LION DEN AND EXIT IN ONE PIECE.

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BETTER DONT COME.

Even if she stubborn come your house, and she no give you consent, you still no get right

hammerFC:
NIGERIA IS NOT YOUR LGBT SODOM AND GOMORAH.

THE PENIS IS ALLOWED TO STAND HERE AND PENETRATE THE VIRGINA.

TOO MUCH RESTRICTION, WILL REQUIRE SEXUAL ENHANCEMENT TO GET IT BACK UP.


LEAVE THE PENIS ALONE TO FUNCTION NATURALLY.

Leave your penis, you have used it enough. Overpopulation Wan kill us. Time to pick up the brain, abi that one no be working tool?

hammerFC:
DRESS LIKE A LovePeddler GO TO A MAN THAT HAVE AN INTEREST IN YOU HOUSE.


COME AND TELL US HE RAPE YOU, WITHOUT FORCE AND SEE IF I WONT SLAP YOUR FACE.

If babe come your house and she no gree, you no go leave am?
So to dress well, enter your house na consent for you to dey misbehave? You well so

hammerFC:
MANY OF YOU ARE CONFUSED.

TOO MUCH HUNGER MAKE IT HARD FOR YOU TO THINK CLEARLY.


IN NIGERIA, COME ACCUSE A NIGERIAN OF RAPE, WHEN HE DID NOT APPLY ANY FORCE AND SEE IF YOU GO GET SHISHI.

You mean Nigeria the jungle that is stucked in 1489? Before nko wetin dem Sabi

When you translate from there enter modern countries, dem go arrange your brain for you

hammerFC:
AS A WOMAN, IF NO FORCE WAS APPLIED, U WERE NOT RAPED.


U TOO KNOW, U ARE A DIRTY STINKING LIAR.


U KNOW YOURSELF.

Dem never flog this one. Sex without consent = rape. Leave your backward mentality and embrace civilization, you say no.

hammerFC:
I HAVE COME TO HATE WESTERN CULTURE AND LAWS.

IT IS ANTI-HUMAN AND BREEDS IRRESPONSIBILITY.

Y SHOULD YOU DRESS NAKED TO A SINGLE MAN HOUSE, HAVE SEX WITH HIM THERE AND COME BACK TO TELL US HE RAPE YOU, WHEN NO FORCE WAS APPLIED.



THIS ONE DEY BURST MY HEAD BUT I GUESS THE WHITE MAN CAN DO WHATEVER HE LIKE IN HIS COUNTRY AND SO CAN WE IN NIGERIA.

You no get anything you still Wan enjoy life. No peace for the poor man. Even in your country, white man still get right pass you. Dey play

KillIgbohoN0W:
Oga go to your simp slave mentality section abeg.
The only reason this man will allow this rubbish is the fear of returning to this useless country.

His statement clearly says it was consensual & the bitch never claimed rape so wetin concern authorities if not hatred for his skin colour?? When he rang her doorbell why didn't she call police or neighbours for help? How did the hoe pass through the front desk to return to the hospital again?

If their fellow Brit did this exact same thing they will tag it "beautiful romance between doctor and his patient". Teachers marry their students of 15 years gap over there but a Black man can't try such.

Get the Bleep away from my mention abeg!

Learn decorum. Learn to be men. You guys behave like animals

Fahvvy:
I know you can't relate to all I said, that's why it sounds strange to you ...

But not to worry, keep working on yourself, and maybe, just maybe one day you'll be able to ...

Until then, you can keep writing your "application letter" ...

I didn't reply you because of your mgbeke feeling funky attitude

Many guys here are mean spirited. See them spitting bitterness all over like this is some personal shlt to them. Oya let women tell us they can't date so so and so men and you will see them running mad.

Me, I won't marry single woman but I pray they get a second chance. People make mistakes

babzlim:
yes intelligent 🧠 women ain't an easy catch but been around them is always interesting and never a dull moment.

Okay Unicorn

Khd95:
When it comes to Nigerian girls somebody have to climb the mountains and cross seven seas, but they can’t do half of that in return

Just because I want to start a conversation with a Nigerian girl I have to use 20+ words, lol dey play

Why not just avoid them completely and rather use that time to type 1-100 on your notepad if your jobless

Na money dey most NAIJA girls head, many of them will flood your dM if them dem see your doings na why em they use fake lives Bleep and dump them

Nothing kills a girl more than denying her attention and those weak complements other simps like you shower on her, these make them feel good and relevant, person wey dem don Bleep tired oo

You are a slaveman by the way according to your name, but don’t be a simp slaveman, that’s Kunle jeopardy

Don't you as a Nigerian man like money. Don't you lick the asses of rich men. I've seen guys do the most for men with money. Some even marry old mannequins for money.

If you as a man like comfort even when you are strong enough to get it yourself can asslick another man for his wealth how much more women that are naturally not ambitious and definitely need help.

Use your brains. You guys would use your hands and destroy what's left in our society

babzlim:
how many women can comfortably carrier an intelligent conversation for only 20mins.

Many, the problem is do you like intelligent women? Because no be wetin guys dey look

vincenteger:
So I will write a formal letter to a girl I like, just like I write to a company seeking employment or so

People are really thinking out of context these days
I hope she'll also pay me for liking her since she represents a company

Deliberately twisting my post to massage your ego? How about some more reality checks

Aaaaarghmed:
Where dem dey see all these mumu wey dey try so hard to impress women,where?see mumu open thread again.chai.i weep

You don't want to impress women, but you want them to impress you as per Alpha and Omega wey you be. Rest

Fahvvy:
First of...
I don't put a quarter worth of this effort you stated there and I'm literally surrounded with women, so I honestly can't relate to what you're saying ...

Secondly...
Let's stop spreading this false narrative that every girl has men lined up in her DM, it's a big fat lie! ...

Only girls in their prime (I want to believe you know what this means) have men lined up in their DM's, the rest prolly don't see a man in their dm in months! ...

Thirdly...
If you're entering a person's DM for the first, courtesy demands that you salute them, explain how you got their number and tell them the purpose of your reaching, WHETHER THEY BE MALE OR FEMALE ...

Asides that...
A "Good morning and how're you doing" is a good opener for a conversation ...

Dey play

Aaaaarghmed:
simp..sex is enjoyed by both parties it's not a bonus to the man ok.mumu.na so una go dey make women feel say dem dey do you favour by having sex.They even enjoy it most.ode

A woman with many body counts is a bonus and a flex? Women are the ones always on heat?

You cannot say women who sleep around are useless and still not pay them for daring to useless themselves with you.

Are men not valued for their sexual conquests anymore, which other gain are some of you still looking for?

You gain with more sex, women lose with more sex. So what's the problem when they seek their benefit? Why are you pained that they want to benefit too?

Continue swallowing pills that mess up your thought, while some of us mature into men.

luminouz:
Nawa o....you better take the redpill or perish

You will grow old and bitter alone. Let's bet?

obinna58:
I see you’re just a good guy with innocent heart believing that your woman have the capability of seeing how much you love her and be grateful for having someone like you

Reality will open your eyes

As you see rooster and hen, na so human Dey but we’re just more diplomatic in negotiations

You dey make me laugh.

The difference between me and you is experience and reality.

There is nobody on earth that likes you for you except your parents and siblings to an extent. Every other person likes you for what they can benefit from you.

Even you, like people for things that they have and not for who they are.

If you've ever dated, swear that you didn't like those women for things they had like their looks and youth and their cooking, cleaning and wifey abilities. You think you would gravitate towards them if they didn't have those seemingly vain things?

Don't women have a case when we date them for their looks? They can say we dont really like them and they would be right.

What am I saying, you are being a delulu if you think you would ever find one person that would like you unconditionally. Even guys don't like guys unconditionally.

No one likes anyone unconditionally. I don't like my woman unconditionally and she doesn't like me unconditionally too. And we are fine. This is the human experience and reality.

If you cannot live this, then maybe you need Jesus? He is the only one that loves a person unconditionally

obinna58:
Simp, women are commanded and not to be impressed, you get them to do what you want and not doing what they want

Focus on increasing your value, women no like anybody

You are just a sexist, not someone I want to learn from. Maybe when you heal we can talk

Exceed15:
U aren't getting me. Even if it's just an acquaintance. If he is a man if value , she will be fast to reply.

We are saying the same thing. There is already an understanding, she already knows you to some extent and is satisfied with what she knows. Hence her willingness to chat on

DyingFetus:
Texting a girl is for Simps


Meet that girl IRL, engage eye contact, neg her and use your humor to do.the finishing touches .

And that's the thing, only alpha males can pull this. Not all these dull guys I'm seeing here

Exceed15:
It depends on the man saying Hi

If there is already an established relationship or understanding, yes I agree.

Philosopher1979:
This stuff of betrayal leads to revenge porn. The guy could place the ladys nudes on the internet to get back at her.
Generally i think we men and you women need to understand each other better and be honest about issues

There is no betrayal anywhere sir. Let's be saying the truth. Not all relationships lead to marriage, he took from her, she took from him. Let's stop making it look like we are just doing women a favour. They are doing us a favour being with us too.

Well, if he is foolish to launch a revenge, he should be ready for the consequences

fykes:
1$ is almost N1200 and this fool is yapping about female attention ode

And If you ever date any woman wetin thunder go do you ehn. Better keep same energy off line. Alpha-kiriri

dhiqson:

Niggas like you are the reason ladies will feel too big
Imagine
In other to get a ladies attention, i need stand out feom the crowd?
Do i look like her orbiters?



Like can't u simps just DIE!!?
REMINDERZ!

Ehya. I pity you sha. You like girl wey no like you, you no go arrange yourself or fall out? Dey play o. Alpha-mu²

advanceDNA:
Ehennnn!!!! Treat her like her company u want to be employed?? Abi no be these same women wey several other men dey chike and fvck anyhow??

.... Una dey try ooooooo

Baba rest. If you see woman wey dey spread you no go know? How you think say other men dey chyke them? Una go just dey talk anyhow

Learn o

You want to have a chat with a lady you like and you are dropping Hi or hello or good morning. And that's supposed to be a message


She isn't into you like that, why would she single you out from the numerous empty skulls that sent same msg. She isn't into you dude

You are the one into her. If you want to catch her attention, you send her a message with the complete components of a message. The subject, proper salutation, detailed introduction of self with your kini kini qualifications, purpose of the message and close. You send her something like this, and she will give you a good reply. No girl has time to be going back and forth with a guy she is not into.

Back and forth conversations are for people who are already in a relationship.

You guys have to start dealing with women correctly else you will stay bitter and grumpy till old age.

One simple analogy that never gets old is to see a female interest as a company you are seeking employment from. You don't come dropping Hello and hi in their mail box. They are spoiled with choice. There are a lot applying for same role. What stands you out?

What stands you out from all the guys after her?

If you don't measure up and luck isn't on you, then stay away and look for the companies you can work for or the lady you can date.

Better learn and stop weeping everday

You guys on nairaland are really walking contradictions and shallow

So you mean this guy was not benefiting from this lady in kind? Wasn't he with her because of her looks, youth and personality. And I'm sure she was giving him sex which is a minus as long as a woman is worth to you? If she was worth nothing, why didn't he date a street psycho after all she could give him sex too. Why picky? You end up with a woman that ticks all your lists, and you still complain about meeting her standards

Do you know my conclusion about you lots? you are just selfish. You are just mad that you can't fool women anymore. You want to be the only ones benefiting in a relationship. E pain you abi now that your eyes are wide opened to see that two can play.

I must give my woman every every if e pain you go kpai.

I want to relocate to Lagos for better opportunities. Are companies in operation and are they still recruiting like before?