₦airaland Forum

whywhyogun:
how can you say so ? the only thing you can be proud of is your big peniss. what makes you more desirable than a indian man in a woman's eyes is your supposedly big organ. will you take it as a compliment ?

Does it turn you on to quote me?

QueenSuccubus:
I juz cc u COZ i know u have something to comment about the topic...

Hahahahah @ sweetpea

Lol, I'm in too much of a good mood to scalp the OP. I'll let the toad have today.

Aren't you my sweetpea?

QueenSuccubus:


Cc Slay.HER

Sup sweetpea?

kimbra:
Lol, we thank God in all sha!, are you back from church?.

Yup. Just got back. The sermon was something about foundational curses. Very insightful too

kimbra:
He had seen worse so knew how to handle the situation...he told us of one they placed a machet on his neck, took his car keys, all the money he had on and left.

Yup! Situations toughen a man. Back when I was in school, I had become so used to being threatened with a gun to the point that I boldly tell lies to robbers and attackers each time I'm accosted. Wasn't like that before I got into school though but by the time I was leaving, I had become some sort of a mafian. That's the power and influence your environment has over you. Your sis is probably a "mummy's girl"

kimbra:
We were talking of death some months back and I told her I have nothing to be scared of. Whenever it comes it's not usually in your powers so why the fear?. My greatest fear is hoping I live the life I desire. I'll so disappointed in myself if I don't. Na small girl dey worry am.

True! But that doesn't mean you shouldn't fear it. Thank God ya'll are safe anyway. Your bro deserves a medal for bravery. I know some people who'll just piss hot piss in the heat of the moment

kimbra:
"Nigerian police?" that wasn't Nigerian Police but Shell Police. They respond to distress calls faster for their staff. My mum doesn't base here fully...lol, my sis did something funny, we were in the toilet and she started praying saying " God please, don't let me die today, I don't want to go to hell now. Please give me time", I burst into laughter and she told me to shut my mouth. That she knows I'm not scared of dying which have told her before. In all the terror I had time to laugh, I still reminded her of what she said lastnyt.

LMAO! She doesn't wanna go to hell "now"? LOL, she's made her peace with going to hell already? Lol, that's funny AF!

You not scared of dying? Most people fear death more than anything. So what is your greatest fear? My regards to your sis biko, tell her she's made my sunday!

If you live in your own apartment and your workplace isn't too far, you can. But your wife has to be understanding too.

Bumbae1:
Lol money is not enough

I know, boo mi

kimbra:
God saved us sha. Usually either I or my sis would have stayed till 2, but lastnyt she had headache while I went to bed at past one but she stayed back at the sitting room and slept off with lights on. My bro went round and turned off the lights then went to bed. We just heard a gun shot which I took to be the usual in my visinity not knowing they knocked off the sharp edges of our fence, jumped in, and used saw to saw loose the keys to the back gates. The dogs saw them and rushed towards their direction and they released the gun shot to scare them. So the dogs ran back, stood at a distance and were backing seriously. Then we started hearing voices like "Them dey mad, break that window", we have 3 bungalow, a co-tenant own one and our landlord the other which are all detached. So two came to our flat while another two went to my landlord's, and the man is currently in lag leaving his wife and two kids at home. The ones that came to our flat came straight to the room window, used hammer and were trying to break the GMP then my bro crawled into the room and touched my legs, giving me a signal with his hands. I followed quietly and we hide behind our parlour sofa while my sis hide beside the wardrobe. After they broke the widows we heard a voice from the others that they should use saw cos the protector was stopping them from getting inside. My bro dialled our landlord's number and communicated with him who called on Shell police and they came in seven minutes, cos the street isn't far from Shell. They did the same thing to my landlord's apartment and left because of the gunshot which has kept people on alert. But we felt they gained intry into our landlord's apartment so stayed hidden for one hour, w called the security guy an he ha no idea of what was going one when we broke the news to him. It was terrifying.

WOW! Thank God they didn't gain entrance into your apartment. I'm still surprised, the Nigerian Police responded to a distress call in 7 mins?? Lol, that's a first . I'm glad you and your siblings were unhurt in all this. I know how traumatic these things can be but I'll implore you to keep calm, there's always joy in the morning . Where were your parents? Not in town, I guess?

kimbra:
Some hours back I felt I was in a dream. Just got back in touch with reality, and church isn't one of the things on my mind. Haven't had sleep. We experienced an armed robbery at about 2:30 this morning.

Are you kiddin me? were you robbed? How did it happen??

kimbra:
Yeah, I was a bit busy. Thanks for checking up on me. How are you?.

I'm fine, went to the Atm for withdrawals.. About to eat, shower and head for church.

You going to church?

HungerBAD:
Just make MONEY.

And splurge some on her as well.

kimbra:
How are you?.

Tight. Its Sinz..

I noticed you've been M.I.A, you good?

*books space*

Just look at that massive mound of black azz

I was gonna say Kenya, but then I remembered how foolish my country people are.

rockyfivers:
Thanks bruh, thought slayher is feminine.

Lol, sorry G.

I've fixed that.

QueenSuccubus:


She said her booboo juz put the tip and not the whole meat tho she bleed

I wonder if her bf's tip is as big as a fist ?

Lol, If its that big then trust me, she's as wide as an ice-cream cone, she just doesn't wanna come to terms with it.

rockyfivers:
You are just soo meeaaan Anyway, she's had it just once, which isn't the definition of bii.tch - and definitely not as bitchy as most nairalanders here. Show some love slayher, she's still got some reserved virginity

Okay, I was gonna read this but I keep getting distracted by that "kiss" emoji. Dudes don't use 'kiss' emoji's with dudes, bruh.

rawgurl:
lets talk later on whatsapp

Okay mami

rawgurl:
I believe you, guess thats what your username portray "HeForksHard" ? Mine was "rawgirl"

Rawgirl? And you carried it on?
What's the mystery behind all this "Rawness" around you?

LOL

Joshkid:
sorry... You just did

I was referring to the OP's link. I didn't click it.

Awon PM mafia.. LOL

Are you furking kidding me?

rawgurl:
naughty guy, only u knows the naughty things u did with those girls then , oya tell me a little

I was a decent lad... always preaching about Jesus and converting new souls to his throne of grace.

You haven't told me yours ma'am

rawgurl:
Slay.HER comman tell me ur 2go username

I think its "HeForksHard" or something like that!

I see big breasts on a daily. Why would I want to waste bandwidth seeing more on the internet

Big nyash is very important...

You get big nyash?