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Education › Re: . by SlazzyK(m): 10:51am On Mar 29, 2016

Its like there is 8G network in our toilet. How on earth wont I take my phone with me huh

I sit on the WC to pee and I'm still there for 45 minutes cry

The last challenge now is to connect an extra extension box to the toilet angry

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Romance › Re: She Doesn't Like Money, But She Likes Awoof. by SlazzyK(op): 10:37am On Mar 29, 2016

RexKexMilann:
OP, tell your girlfriend say Awoof dey run belle.

Topestbilly:
You go hear am if she Don upgrade to premium package.. keep on enjoying the Awoof package till it's due for update.

psucc:
It therefore means you have Rotimi Amaechi.

Romance › Re: She Doesn't Like Money, But She Likes Awoof. by SlazzyK(op): 10:36am On Mar 29, 2016

dasauce:
my own understanding of that phrase..
she's not the materialistic type and she would not reject a gift(an offer) either!

Does that mean that she is getting so many freebies from other ends huh

Romance › She Doesn't Like Money, But She Likes Awoof. by SlazzyK(op): 10:19am On Mar 29, 2016*

Few days back, I was going through my guys phone after playing some computer games together. In his gallery, under screenshots, I saw a screenshot of his chat with my girlfriend on whatsapp.
They were conversing generally and I saw where she told him I'm not one of the girls who likes money...nah, But I like Awoof. my guy responded LoL

I dunno why he saved that chat as a screenshot But I thought what could it mean that she said about liking Awoof huh

True, this Babe doesn't disturb me for cash or something, even when I know she obviously needs. She truly is not coveteous or easily trapped with money, nah.
But the Awoof part is what I dont grab, I have not mentioned anything to her abourrit cos we havent seen, But I need to understand that phrase.

Guys, please watchu think?

Romance › Re: Have You Invited A Girl Over Without Touching Her? by SlazzyK(m): 10:05am On Mar 29, 2016

Yeah I have.
But the girls no dey try sef, na style dem dey use touch my body undecided

Thank God for self control

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 7:03pm On Mar 22, 2016

Enouwem:
Print ur call up letter here: http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/Print2

Bros stop the joke na

Career › Re: Should Ladies Be Granted Menstrual Leave? by SlazzyK(m): 2:46pm On Mar 22, 2016

[size=20pt]Hell to the No! [/size]

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 2:00pm On Mar 22, 2016

Fraiser:
na alapomeji u call me bfor

Fraiser:
u suppose know sey if she dey meet her for inner room, hin no go fit talk am for here, na our joker of d year b dat, wait o, u talk sey u won shook ur head, hope sey u wear helmet sha, ur head go crash o

E maa binu sir cry

I like dah babe, no be small

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 1:47pm On Mar 22, 2016

justified10:
inner room ni.

Impossicant
Fraiser, you see this?

If na true, me too gast shook head o huh

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 1:41pm On Mar 22, 2016

Fraiser:
if I hear, no b only ur crush na ur crushes, u better comot ur eyes nd ur mind for dia

Chai
This twin brother no nice fa embarassed

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 12:10pm On Mar 22, 2016

DTOBS:
Cone here, e get where u and Fraih dey see una sef wey we no know?...

Lol
Make Prindu con lead the way o
I wan see her too cry

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 12:07pm On Mar 22, 2016

[size=20pt]
#1956.... My Mum's year of Birth [/size]

justified10:
she is in my room..

Which of the rooms
Hehehehe
No be Shammak be her hubby ni abi you don displace the prophet

Health › Re: Help! I've Been On 70kg For 3years Now. by SlazzyK(op): 11:53am On Mar 22, 2016

falconey:
So me dont have? anyway you will when you marry the right girl if otherwise that 70 can turn 07.

Lol
Na curse be dat o

Health › Re: Help! I've Been On 70kg For 3years Now. by SlazzyK(op): 11:06am On Mar 22, 2016

falconey:
I weigh 70 As well about 154 pounds.

That's perfect with me.

Funny that short wrestler rey masterio weigh more than me he weighs 174 pounds.

Ray mysterio geh muscles and bones cheesy

I wana know why I stopped adding weight cry

Health › Re: Help! I've Been On 70kg For 3years Now. by SlazzyK(op): 11:04am On Mar 22, 2016

Cutehector:
I'm 90
So worry not brother.

Omo ibo should be that weighty... Credits to Apu and fufu undecided

Health › Re: Help! I've Been On 70kg For 3years Now. by SlazzyK(op): 11:03am On Mar 22, 2016

NiRfreak:
drink more beer if na weight be your problem

wickid!

Health › Help! I've Been On 70kg For 3years Now. by SlazzyK(op): 10:53am On Mar 22, 2016

I know this is not romantic But I decided to open the thread here because I want a number of comments.

I check my weight at least every month and it has always been on 70kg. I remembered I was 70 sometimes in december 2013.
There were times where I dropped due to school stress and all that, But whenever I get healthy again, I have never crossed that 70kg line.

I wanted to stop worrying But I wondered what the food I have been eating all the while have been doing in my system for the past 3 years. And I should still be growing right, I'll be 24 this year.

I need to know whats up.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 10:39am On Mar 22, 2016

[size=20pt]#BringBackOurFraih

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Crime › Re: Child Rapist Raped; Stitched By Medics And Re-raped By 20 Prisoners. (photos) by SlazzyK(m): 1:00am On Mar 22, 2016

KashyBaby:
Nope I don't think so boo..they juz punished the man whom they think he deserved a lesson in a hard way..

Nah
If they can do that twice, in prison, believe me, its in their blood...

Crime › Re: Child Rapist Raped; Stitched By Medics And Re-raped By 20 Prisoners. (photos) by SlazzyK(m): 12:50am On Mar 22, 2016

KashyBaby:
He shud learn in a hard way boo..he is disgusting and heartless person...

... And then I tell you that the other twenty dudes will leave the prison and do worse.
They must be penalized

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Romance › Re: Setting Traps in Relationships... Ur take? by SlazzyK(m): 12:46am On Mar 22, 2016

If there is enough Understanding, setting of traps will be rather unnecessary!

Crime › Re: Child Rapist Raped; Stitched By Medics And Re-raped By 20 Prisoners. (photos) by SlazzyK(m): 12:42am On Mar 22, 2016

Ok fine... What he did was bad, he confessed and faced the panel.... And still prepared to. He was probably going to experience something terrible for assault and murder.

But those guys who gang raped him twice should face the law! angry

that's extreme.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 12:35am On Mar 22, 2016

Dchiefpriest:
he who greet last does not know when the greeting started.. >

But the greeting would receive much recognition cos it dint come with others...

And then the celebrant would have zeroed his mind about any one wishing him a happy birthday that late. Evryone probably did already cheesy

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 12:14am On Mar 22, 2016

xclusiveguy4:
correct!

Na so

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 11:59pm On Mar 21, 2016

[size=20pt]This is for Aghans

He who greets last, greets Best

Happy birthday buddy! [/size]

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 11:58pm On Mar 21, 2016

Fraiser:
lol... Baba na me o... Iambibi dey really giv me inspirixu

Hope say ur wife no go dey think another thing for house when you return say dey don drug you

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 11:26pm On Mar 21, 2016

Fraiser:
yea yea Iambibi I see u dia, u re too dope babe, i hope to elope wit u babe, even if am to climb a rope or even switch to a ghoast mode nd elope in a boat because d road myt be choked, d manner by which u partner wit me, make me feel lyk an isrealite blessed wit manna, I enjoy d partern of ur friendship d way I enjoy wearing pullover in harmattan. One day one day I will take u personal lyk my panama. Dj oya raise it up, louder... louder... Oya guys rock dem rock dem.. Ijo shoki leleyi...

Na fraiser be this shocked

Romance › Re: Couple Who Met On Twitter Set To Marry by SlazzyK(m): 5:45pm On Mar 21, 2016

Mine is coming soon.

I cant shout undecided

Family › Re: Mother Of 2 Wears Bum Revealing Outfit In Public (photo) by SlazzyK(m): 5:36pm On Mar 21, 2016

Something happened to her trouser on the way

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by SlazzyK(m): 3:23pm On Mar 21, 2016

CROBBOY:
rosalieene rosalieene, I can see you're angry. CALM DOWN O!

If you really plan to become a great leader one day in one capacity or the other, or understand how the 'economics' of GDP, GNI and others affect a nation's CASHFLOW, then you will not talk like this.

I believe as you continue to grow in experience, you will began to talk differently.

She obviously copied and pasted which she acknowledged.

Nairaland General › Re: Anytime I Click On Romance Section,this Happens by SlazzyK(m): 12:44pm On Mar 21, 2016

Romance section is scared of your moniker.

Looks like tongues lipsrsealed

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