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IMMORTAL BARz

NNUDE-FLOWz
Lik a good 'machinery' i can 'handle' dis 2/'tool'-kidx at 1ce/ 'ffuck' it!! U think diz is 'wordie' 'hell-no',just another section of 'hot'-pun/p0rn, so if u hear i '4kd wit em?be rest assured i 'banged' til i wittingly-ccum/

lik their 'name' lost-scripts,ah'll be quick 2 'bury'-dis-kidx in lost/just, n sseduce em-wit-shortx/shotx so wen they come/ccum-wit-hot-barx? ah'll simply cool-em down lik 'moist'/

wit just 1-shot u'll be far gone/gun dan 'arsenal'-in-a-euro-cup/corp, cz wen i catch-u-clowns? u'll be forgotten-behind-barx lik a case-datx-eternaly-lost/

as m quick 2 using-hoex/hox so is it 2 scarin-foes so,xen ya 'crude-barx' site/sight ma 'current-flows' it'll get ''shy'' lik an unstable-electric-holmes

watch me burst-ya-lines(pipe) n leave u diss-connected lik an abandoned-roamin-phone datx 'cut off' cz of its long-owed-loans/,wit ma 'ancore'fixed 2 ya deck,u'll be denyed-movement lik a lame-caged-fowl dat understands nothin but crock/

ah'll break-ya-bones n 'pad' d bloody-'flows' lik i 'always' do,so wen next we come in contact?u'll be quick to think to fear cz way ah'll be 'orderin-blows 2 u dawgx'?u surely wont wanna dare/

imma be doin some sellin lik 'takin out 'celtic'(sell tick)n confuse ya mind wit 'irony lessons' dat when i 'beat-ya-barx' u'll think its drum-stick-helpin/wit just 1.-stroke u'll be quick to ccum-out in vain/vein,n wen u're exhusted u' hop' lik a kid jerkin/

ma lines aint scriptd/ i gat brain 2 think, so its more of freex,/ ya 'script is lost' n will be ditched from d list/ u keep doin pre-written-ish lik a dullard who cant meet up to speed/ so i guess this is ya 'last-point' cz ah'll be quick to 'kill u lik a fish' (point n kill)

ma lines re unbreakable even wit axe smashed on it?it would still remain unbeatable/ ma barx gat 'numbered qualities' so lets call it digitable/so dont be hard on yaself wen i 'toast u flourless'cz winnin u is irresistable/lik d-khaled

am swift-wit-flows and cunny-wit-ho & when m done-using-em? i ditch lik a dead-rose/d way my barx sound is capable' of bringin back a ban-key stolen by a mole(bank w)so wen u i shot-a-ball be quick to shout-goal/

watch me ''get'' u 'lost in thought' so never call me 'stingy' cause that i can afford/wen it ccumxx to having 4k lines n funny-barx those 4 u i can award/n wen it comes to having eccentric-lines and immortal-barx dont just test cause 4 that i already abored/

ah guess this is the juncture/ so watch me make an over(blazin-turn/thorn so in da trap-of-hell ya scripts will be eternaly-lost../ u think u're drugd? Not yet!!! Wait till feed u wit coke' datx been awaitin 'swallow' 4 many days gone/

MISTASWAG
Like "olosho" i finish sshit before it start, like i was an abortionist||
i drop barz in different forms. . . Call me the lyrical contortionist||

the sort of barz i drop and spit sends children to the orphanaqe. . . u aint ddope enouqh, qo pick on someone of your aqe||
thouqh am not 'Nicholas', but my lines put u in his hell 'Caqe'. . . burn your soul and make u feel the pain, am about to arranqe||

nnude flows ask: is 12 bars enouqh for these dawqs?. . . yup, even my 12 lines quna put u to death||
u keep shoutinq and screaminq, like-fire-alarm. . . yet u-do-me-no-harm, u aint no threat||

u aint up to "stand hard". . . thouqh u've always qot "law key" in battes||-(standard, lucky)
this time, i'll leave your ass with many "holes", like u involve in a fiqht of broken "butt tools"||-(h0es, bottles)

your flows are rretarded, like "to qo" professional star level||-2qo
the sshit i spit from my mouth will burn u to ash. . . even if u're the motherfuckinq son of the devil||

look here maestro, wen i drop this on ur team, u wud'nt be lookinq for the 'lost scripts' alone, also your boss deadscrollz. . . . i'll send him where he belonq, the-land-of-dead||
with my heavy punches paintinq-his-face-red||
smh, even your wack name has qiven iLLmortals all the verds


Mistaswag's keys: "olosho" is "ashewo" hope is ashewo
Nnude-flow's keys: lost/lust pad, blood, always re comebued wit menstration so pls dig..

VS

LOST SCRIPTz

RAP MAESTRO
-About 2 make NAME wit da DEADSCROLLZ cos we bout stepping into NL's 'HALL OF FAME'/
-We gat dem sick in SHAME 2 d unsolved difficulty of a 'TETRIS GAME'//

-I spit SWAG pass d 'MISTA EFFIN SWAG' who'll soon b in my corpse 'BODY BAG'/
-We gat dis ba2 won lyk MAPQUEST,where we gat our name as d WINNER's FLAG//

-Gat maself high on 'PRO-PAIN(PROPANE)' 2 kill d 'FLOWS DAT ARE UNCLAD'/
-We gat d LOST SCROLLZ driven safely.... Accident avoided thanks 2 'KHIM's' human 'AIR-BAG'(bbreast)//

-Dose dude running mouth as a Gushing Tap, makes me kill fast lyk i've bn infused wit a 'NITRO-GENE(Nitrogen)'/
-Wit da DEADSCROLLZ as a Tag in dis Rap-Relay,makes me give da 'ILLMORTAL BARZ' a jab sending dem doin d BACKSPIN//

-We gat d 'ILLBARZ-IN-A-MORTAL', panting lyk dy stuck in a 'BEE-SHOP(bishop)'/
-Had u drink our FLOWS n SPIT, eat d SHIT of FILTH wit ma b1tch's CUP//

-We still d wackest but d eva-relentless TEXTCEES/ 4 a rap ba2 u can always TEXT ME/TEST ME/ assassinatorz LIKE ME/ are meant 4 u guys,yet @ ur funeral, i appoint BRIGHT(BASKET MOUTH) as d only M.C//

DEADSCROLLz
Lyk a "pastor fakin resurrection Of weaponz", we all knw u cnt "RAISE"AH"SPEAR"/ U xo ugly,u nid 2 Luk in2 d mirror 2 FACE YA FEARz/ ILLmortalz?.. jst GAYY AFFAIRz/ cs being an "electronic for video Games" b only time I see u MAKE A "PIERCE"/ ~P.S

I ATTACK WIT SPEED AND LOGIC, Call me a "perverted Dentist", cs m Quick 2 bring OUT YA TEETH LIKE SURGERY/ All u do z riciv"High jacks"lyk "Car ROBBERYz", cos am d type that can "stomp on u behind a Work Top" to prov u're a "COUNTERFEET lyk FORGERY"/

Nw dat av GOTTEN UP HERE, u aint GETTIN LUCK HERE/ Cs I wasnt refern 2 a "slumped policeman" wen I say we'd c ur "FALLEN CORPSE"HERE/
U POPPIN GUNz WHERE? Stp 4MIN DRUG HEADz, cs we all knw ur "I Q" is as low as a "BUNGALOW" since u Have NOTHIN "UPSTAIRz"/

lil wondr u aint movn "forward" lyk a "preface", nbdys readn d BLUNDERz THAT U TEXTz/ cos al we do z "sleep on ur flows" lyk u've gat workn PLUMBERz ON UR BED/

xo if u COME BACK, UR DEAD, cos nobody eva "counts On u", evn if u Gat "NUMBERz ON UR HEAD/ -foreword
wen I SPRAY BULLETz, tz best u STAY PRUDENT/ cos u "ppussies" cnt Get Past us... we RAPE WOMEN/

Xo mind ya LAME MOVEMENT, Or get Hit by a STRAY BULLET/ cos d Only Reason u guys'd eva be a "BORDER" 4 us is simply cos u ain't a "DAY STUDENT"/~Boarder

I pull d 8 in ma WAIST OUT, Xo if u guys wants to b "streetwise", i blast ur face Off and Blo ur "BRAINS OUT in public" til d Whole clip z SPRAYED OUT/
Lyk a "bedsheet", leav u LAID OUT, now jujs b taking dia WAY OUT... Cos i just broke "BARS" like "prison BREAK OUTz"//

Deadscrollz' keys:
-2nd bar: puns: High jacks/Hi jacks ), (counterfeit/counterfeet)
-3rd bar: corpse/copz...
-last bar: Dats d Closer...Break BARz Like Prison Break Outz..

VERSES DROPPIN

Rap maestro which kind human being u be..? I purposely quote wetin i talk, den delete the original so dat nobody go quote me, u still quote blank space, come use ya opera mini copy paste me.. Guy u funny oh.. Lolz tanx for the compliment sha..

DRILL-SSHIT and SPILL-IT

BARS SUBMITTED
1-mistaswag {CONFIRMED}X
2-increda. {CONFIRMED}
3-killaverse. { }
4-kastiel. {CONFIRMED}
5-nnude flows. {CONFIRMED}X
6-deadscrollz. {CONFIRMED}X
7-meta4element { }
8-rap maestro. {CONFIRMED}X
9-typhoon. { }
10-dopejemi. { }
11-capofirestone. { }
12-i am mozzez. {CONFIRMED }

DeadScrollzz: Wait! SLEAKID needs to accept before we post right? Am not used to this style jor...he sud come and post proper explanation

send ya 6bars to any of the link above.. Bt most people are sendin via facebook. Am using blackberry therefore am always online on facebook.. Once u send a request, i'l just accept instantly.. Chikina.. If u dnt like d fb, send it to my hotmail account or even sms.. Anyone u choose.. People have been sendin..

I go wtith mind.. Here's better, at least we can all make reference to our flows even in future

Crude: It's my call, i'll take the beef offering, like an idol

I've been keeping my goal, u can call me number one.

ffuck i feel diz.. Nice cypher all together..
oNe

BARS SUBMITTED
1-mistaswag {CONFIRMED}
2-increda. {CONFIRMED}
3-killaverse. { }
4-kastiel. {CONFIRMED}
5-nnude flows. {CONFIRMED}
6-deadscrollz. { }
7-meta4element { }
8-rap maestro. { }
9-typhoon. { }
10-dopejemi. { }
11-capofirestone. { }
12-i am mozzez. { }

MUST READ
Have been gettin so many friend request on facebook so while sendin ya verse, indicate yah nairaland name coz like seriuz ion knw must of you on facebook...
-indicate who the OPENER is and who the CLOSER is
-example.. Bola and adewale sent their verse..
BOLA indicates hiz the OPENER and ADEWALE indicates he's the CLOSER..
Anyways, failure to indicate this will give the organisers no option than to CHOOSE THE OPENER as who sends first and the CLOSER as who sends last..
Tanx for yah understandinq
STILL YAH HOST ILLmatic SLEAK and MURPHY smallz

Meta4element: Sleahomie pls ah want 2 beq 4 a favour...actuaLy ah lost my fß password and my yahoo..buh bro if u in Gmail u pls wats ur Gmail so ah can send it dia since tz tah onLy optioN ah have...pls bro try 2 consider me abeq....or murphy if u have Gmail u can stil paste it 4 us

you hav a gmail account? Send ya bars from ya gmail account to sleakdianam@hotmail.com
It will still work dat way.. Email is email..

Lolz mikuz dan go flex with big a$$ bbitches.. Forget nairaland today.. Huh

LISTEN UP
As the main brawl is about to hit the thread, both participants and audience should take note of the following
-NO IRRELEVANT COMMENTS ARE ALLOW
-NO INSULTS WHATSOEVER
-NO FLOODING OF THREAD
-VERDICTs FROM THE SELECTED JUDGES ARE FINAL
-NO ONE WOULD BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF A MEMBER OF ANY TAG GROUP REFUSE TO SHOW UP
-NO QUESTIONING OF JUDGES


FIXTUES.... Round one (BRUTAL DISS)
1-LOST SCRIPTz vs IMMORTAL BARz
BRAWLING DATE: 21st of JANUARY 2013

2-BLUD MAFIAz vs META-VERSE
BRAWLING DATE: 23rd of JANUARY 2013

3-PHREAKz vs CAPITAL-CYPHERz
BRAWLING DATE: 25th of JANUARY 2013


IMPORTANT INFORMATION
No one is allowed to post his/her verse here..
The T.T.C organiserz hav decided to make sure everybody participate in this with real hard work..
Therefore, all verses should be SUBMITTED to the CONTACTS below before your BRAWLING DATE so it would be officially posted by the organisers.
WHY?
-to avoid feeding and flipping
-to avoid modification of verses
-to avoid flooding
-to avoid random and unarranged dropping of verses
-to keep the thread clean
-TO ENABLE OUR GUESTS UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON..


SUBMIT YAH BARZ TO THE FOLLOWING CONTACTS
E-mails
sleakdianam@yahoo.com
sleakdianam@hotmail.com
Mobile numbers for sms and WhatsApp
08134332514
08035915509
Blackberry pin
2A99BC04
2382DC4E

Or you can still mail yah bars to this facebook i.d ILLMATIC SLEAK DIANAM

ALL VERSES SHOULD BE SUBMITTED BEFORE 2P.M ON YOUR BRAWLING DATE STARTING FROM NOW


RULES
-12bars/24lines.. Each member of a tag group is to provide 6bars/12lines.. Mail ya 6bars/12lines to any of the contacts indicating yah nairaland name.. The organisers will put your verses together
-NO BITING.. Not even your own lines
-NO UNNECESSARY COMMENTS after verses must have been posted by organisers
-NO SSTUPID HATE.. Use the chatroom thread instead


CRITERIAS
1-FLOW 1points
2-METAPHORz 2points
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 2points
5-MULTIEz 2points
6-CREATIVITY 2points
7-VOCAB 1point
8-OPENER 1point
9-CLOSER 1point

DEFAULT JUDGES STILL REMAIN
-MIKUZ
-KHIMWHYTE
-OJOAWO
-MURPHY SMALLz

PLEASE JUDGES, yah verdicts should be dropped along with THE TOTAL POINTS OF EACH BRAWL

CRACK-GUNS and kill WACK-SONS
Let's have fun.
STILL YAH HOST ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz..

TAG NAMES UPDATE
1-TYPHOON and DOPEJEMI now known as PHREAKz
2-DEADSCROLLz and RAPMAESTRO now known as LOST SCRIPTz
3-CAPOFIRESTONE and INCREDA now known as CAPITAL-CIPHERz
4-KASTIEL and MOZEEZ now known as BLUD MAFIAz
5-META4ELEMENT and KILLAVERSE now known as META-VERSE
6-NUDE-FLOWz and MISTASWAG now known as ILLMORTAL Barz

Ill-tunes was replaced by nude-flowz coz he didn't beat the time.
FIXTURES, RULEz and other details will be out in less than 4HOURz
Stay tuned

SWORD KILL
BLOOD SPILL

STILL YOUR HOST ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz

Nude-flows:
Now m left wit no partner... Sleak howx it gonna be

stand by... If ill-tunes doesn't show up before 2p.m today.. You'l automatically replace him and be tagged with mistaswag...
No dullin.. I expect both of you to here by 2prompt to choose a tag name quickly if ill-tune doesn't show up..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKUZ.. Lolz na today u click 34.. Mehn you dan old oh.. Enjoy

TAG NAMES UPDATE
1-TYPHOON and DOPEJEMI now known as PHREAKz
2-DEADSCROLLz and RAPMAESTRO now known as LOST SCRIPTz
3-CAPOFIRESTONE and INCREDA now known as CAPITAL-CIPHERz
4-KASTIEL and MOZEEZ now known as BLUD MAFIAz
5-META4ELEMENT and KILLAVERSE now known as META-VERSE
6-ILL-TUNEz and MISTASWAG now known as _______

Due to GUIYAH's unseriousness in T.T.C battle.. She was replaced by MISTASWAG..
LL-TUNEz and MISTASWAG, you have 8hours left to submit your TAG NAME



THE CALABASH IS ABOUT TO BLOW SO GET PREPARED...

STILL YOUR HOST ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz

Rap maestro and deadscrollz go by the name LOST SCRIPTz.. Check TTC battle for updates

Okay deadscrollz and rap maestro still remain partners.
Illtune and mistaswag are partners.. Choose yah tag name and submit now.. You have no time left..

Lolz killa verse sick one their.. Aite i see you..
Mike...

Think he's ima class? Lemme spare lines/
Sit back and take note while i rhyme fine/
He's a joke boy.. When he spits, he get laughed-at/
Coz all hiz wordies outplayed and scattered/
Now feel facts as i enlighten diz nerd/
I move the crowd soon as my cyphers hit the thread/
Plus generous coz bars bring bout blood"SHARED"/
He can't take the lead/ i'l slice his neck and en'ROLL" his mind if he wanna be "HEAD/
And think ibime is better coz he gat a CD?/
Am still ontop like the case...datz why Niqqaz feel me/
His bars weak yeah/ they cause no damage lyk toy guns/
Am more of a gladiator.. I battle with immortals/ ichie and ayamanabo are my wack sons/
Sick from the start/ known to slay vets infact/
He got a feelin he can diss me/ prolly coz he's a crack wack/
Twill be no problem... When i divide him like maths/
He aint "seeing what's coming" lyk eejaculation from the blind/
Coz ion needa "wreck a moderator" just to rip off his MIND/ -mynd
For tryna step up/ mikuz will get popped up/
Drop his body in the street lyk passengers reaching their bus stop/
Only time i "bit" lines was when i was helping dj5naira/
So quit stressing sshit coz we'all know you "Faker" than pHone products of china/
I'l rip off his vocal organs.. Making him lose his diction/
Mikuz is beyond wack..hiz "rap life" is dead lyk airmark's ambition/
So y'all give me applause coz i tried schooling diz nucca/
The closest he ever got to "PRO" was tryna play "evolution"... ssucker/ pro evolution soccer
I gat sick lines.." My flow is power" fool/ too high for him to test// -powerful
Ibime is my fan.. mikuz aint close to top3 while i spit best/
Even his girl trips soon as i open chest/
Plus i must be "ffucking sick" coz i "come first.."
oNe...

Rap maestro and nnude flows are now tag partners since deadscrolls has refused to show up right from when he signed up for this.. Submit ya tag name maestro and nnude flows..
Ill tunes, if deadscrollz shows up, he'l be tagged with u since dat guiyah has been dullin too.. bt if he doesn't.. U'l be in one group alone.. Let's just see how it goes before tomorrow.. So prepare HARD

OJOAWO pls update this thread..
KHIM vs KILLAVERSE
KHIM vs AIRMARK
MURPHY vs SLEAK
And any other one i didn't mention.
Tanx

TAG NAMES UPDATE
1-TYPHOON and DOPEJEMI now known as PHREAKz
2-DEADSCROLLz and RAPMAESTRO now known as......
3-CAPOFIRESTONE and INCREDA now known as CAPITAL-CIPHERz
4-KASTIEL and MOZEEZ now known as BLUD MAFIAz
5-META4ELEMENT and KILLAVERSE now known as META-VERSE
6-ILL-TUNEz and GUIYAH now known as.....

IF TAG NAME IS NOT SUBMITTED before SATURDAY 19th 2p.m, the group will be OPT out from the T.T.C BATTLE.

STILL YOUR HOST ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz

TAG NAMES
1-TYPHOON and DOPEJEMI now known as PHREAKz
2-DEADSCROLLz and RAPMAESTRO now known. as
3-CAPOFIRESTONE and INCREDA now known as
4-KASTIEL and MOZEEZ now known as BLUD MAFIAz
5-META4ELEMENT and KILLAVERSE now known as META-VERSE
6-ILL-TUNEz and GUIYAH now known as

BarrackoBaRz: Smh...This is bleeped up...Taqqed with sum1 i dn't knw? HTF am i suppose to discuss with him? Umm...Pls Sorry to anybody that may get angry...I Wan decline,..no Longer interested...this Maestro na One helL ofa Kkidd...Peace Out.

DECLINE... Barack'o'bars is has been replaced by ILL TUNES.... Ill tunes contact guiyah in the nairaland chatroom thread and form ya tag name..

Please no flood of thread.. No irrelevant talk here.. That's why I posted the CHATROOM THREAD earlier so you can discuss and flood as you like..
Tanx

BarrackoBaRz: Smh...This is bleeped up...Taqqed with sum1 i dn't knw? HTF am i suppose to discuss with him? Umm...Pls Sorry to anybody that may get angry...I Wan decline,..no Longer interested...this Maestro na One helL ofa Kkidd...Peace Out.

DECLINE... Barack'o'bars has been replaced by ILL TUNES.... Ill tunes contact guiyah in the nairaland chatroom thread and form ya tag name..

Please no floodin of thread.. No irrelevant talk here.. That's why I posted the CHATROOM THREAD earlier so you can discuss and flood as you like..
Tanx

GROUPING OF EMCEES
1-DEADSCROLLS and RAP MAESTRO tagged
2-CAPO-FiRESTONE and INCREDA tagged
3-KASTIEL-KILLs and I am MOZEEZ tagged
4-TYPHOON and DOPEJEMI tagged
5-META4ELEMENT and KILLAVERSE tagged
6-ILL TUNE and GUIVAH tagged

Startin workin on yah TAG NAME.. Don't hesitate to SUBMIT yah tag name once u've gotten one.. Itz just a TAG NAME and it attracts no point anyways so i no need consultin dictionaries to PICK ONE

Lolz rap maestro u wanna battle? Me won't battle until that tag battle is over.. Bt if u wanna trade bars, u can still throw shots at me at flow for rank.. You knw say am quick to reply like 2go jokes na.. Will just stick to flow for rank ciphers till TTC is over..

BarrackoBaRz: IN...Is there Space For 1?

be on stand by.. Ur in if u another mc is able to sign up..