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META4ELEMENT
U niqz just a 'STAIN' on me lyke'DIRTS',cos u neva cum up wit Good verse. All u do iz just MERE DISPLAY.. META~VERSE?tz best u 'FEAR THE NAME',cos i'LL be askin 'who's-next-in-ur-hood' wen I pour 'guiness-in-ur-wound'' so u can easiLy 'B£AR THE PAIN' -stain(stein)--bear(beer)--
I'LL liv u Dead wit 'GAS-IN-UR-GLOVE' so u wun't be 'HOTT£R' dan us(meta~verse) even wit ur 'ASS-ON-A-STOVE' cos lyke 'A unit of Force' i brinq 'NEW THING' so be sure nt 2 cos a 'Thousand lauqh' wen i smash ur 'MOUTH-IN-A BASKET' cos we onLy see 'Molue' in J.S 'park' wen i dispos dis 'TOUTS-IN-A-CASKET' --new th!nq(newton)/park(pack)/cause(course)
Dis kids wana 'SUE SIDE' wit me buh dis ain't 'BRENEDON'.so u claim D'harans buh i'LL be quick 2 'RAISE-D-SWORD-OF TRUTH' nd 'PRAISE-D-WORD-OF-RUTH' cos wen dis 'MAGGOTs' tryna 'straw-my-affection',even wit 'H.B penciL' they wun't 'Draw-my-attention' sue side/suicide--
Av gat my 'stitch in tyme' so ah be quick 2 Bleep dia Nines..buh homie,'side' ur swags less i smash u faqz cos ah 'break compounds' inoder 2 count 'MOLLAR-AT-UR-TOY' so be quick 2 ghet ur 'UNWASHD MOUTH' off d mic cos ah nid no 'WIZKID' 2 'HOLLA-AT-UR-BOY'// homie'side'homicide--
KILLAVERSE
PHREAKx & BARx?, serxly I dnt nid" Double Gatx"to Punch and Blaze Two.. Bunch of fake foolx,xo tx bext dey stop dey claim Goons/
cox I'l get dia brain screwed,d vetx are way rude/lyk"fallen waterx"make dia"reign drop"b4 dey Get to Stage Two//
Cox I'll face u & Spray You,"smash ya head thru a Glass" and tel u u've achieved a "BREAK-THROUGH"/ ~rain drop,breakthrough//
Wen ma Tech-spittin lead,u'l get-"beaten"-here lyk a"STRONG MEAT"/cox u neva "drop a beat", evn if u are "clumsy with DRUM KITx"/ xo how can u be on "TOP", Wen we aint talkn bout "BU~TTONx?/~bitten
bt wt ah Spit-ix-raw-steel, jxt cox u"step on faeces wit track Shoex "doesnt mean-u-run-shit/ I aint "CHRIS ANGEL", Xo I wunt "mind PHREAKx",but I'l "miss ma doctorx Prescription" jxt to "FALL "ILL"/-freak/phreak.
Meta4elementkeyz: line 2-unit of force iz newton/mouth in a basket iz 'BASKET MOUTH' d dude dat crak ribs in 'nite of a thousand life'...molue ah lagos buses and Park iz bustop and J.s park (4maL united player)
line3:brenedon-where seeker(richard cypher was born) and D'harans soldierz. h.b penciL iz usd draw nd 2 draw sum1'z attention means 2 get hz attention...
Line4:2 brek compounds means 2 steal in a compound sumtin and also in chemistry it means(breakin of 2 or more......u knw wot ah mean' and HoLLar at boi iz a sonq made by wizkid.....tenks y'aLL as u diq my Lines....
Killaverse's keys: the linex are diggable, n if u dnt dig, I can explain am sure we all know "CHRIS ANGEL" the "mind freak", tanx!..

IMORTAL BARz

NNUDE-FLOWz
This kidx aint human(ewe-man) cz d way they/day' walk-at-'night' is lik a dog guardin/guarden an exposed 'eat'ery till-done/dawn, so watch-out 4 ma 'blazin-fist' cz d way ah'll be heatin/hitting this/diss kidx? U'll think its a rocket(rock-earth) about to be 'lunch/

Ya 'barx-re-down' like an un-charged battery,so imma give u solace(sole-ace) lik an 'entrepreneur' whose only 'aim' is 'shootin'-gains'/so watch me bug/borg ya pathetic('path'-hectic) lifes n leave u wit no choice dan to 'trend'-in-da-shame/

Ma barx re 'concrete' n can drill ya whole/hole-lines so, dont attempt thinkin cz wit ma note-'pad'?ah'll pen-down ya 'bloody'-mind/plus lik its time/'tyme'-2-shine,ah'll polish-ya-lines jux 2 see em get-bright n if u ever 'ccum-up' wit cooked-lines? Must be wen u 'release'-on-em just to see them come into limelight(lime-lite)
MISTASWAG
You mofo's wana win? Nope, u can 'not '(knot), like sneaks-with-weak-laces. watch me "burn out" this multiez with more speed-like-street-races||-born out
...cut throats and paint necks red, i'll kill-this-qeek-racist to ffuck his flow and make him speak-with-teeth-spaces...
still aint showinq mercy(messi), now i'll bend yah body like wallet tha crease-in-"three places"||-tree play six
Yah barz wudn't be ill, even if u be qay and
keep sleepinq wit illmatic sleak|| mehn, like yah ddick, your chance of winninq is small and tiny... like when you ffuckinq sleak, the a$s hole still slack||-a$shole

ELIMINATION BATTLE tripple threat.. SURVIVAL
Here we go again with the elimination battle then we are totally through with round one (brutal diss).. But before that, i present to you the groups that have officially qualified for round two
ROUND TWO QUALIFIERz
-LOST-SCRIPTz
-BLUD-MAFIAz
-CAPITAl-CYPHERz
-_____________

The elimination battle is set to bring out a winner from the groups that lost in round one..
The group that'l be able to defeat the other two groups automatically qualifies for round two..
Which group will be that lucky group to qualify for round two??
Ladies and gentlement, i present to you IMMORTAL-BARz VS METAVERSE VS PHREAKz in a bloody tripple threat battle..

HOUSE RULES
-4bars/8lines.. As usual bars are expected to be shared among members of a group.. Each member spits 2bars/4lines
-no biting
-no bbitching around
-no unnecessary comments
-no flooding/ keep thread clean
-from previous battles, opener and closers have been automatically choosen i.e, if u were the opener in ya previous battle, you'l remain the opener till d tourney is over likewise the closer.

CRITERIAz
1-FLOW 1point
2-METAPHORz 2points
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 2points
5-MULTIEz 2points
6-CREATIVITY 2points
7-VOCAB 1point
8-OPENER 1point
9-CLOSER 1point


Still yah host ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz

KillaVerse: Av submitted ma barx! Sleakid,plx tell me if tx complete now o!!!

check ya sent box and dnt blame anybody if ya bars are excess or you stretched em... If i have to be checkin everybody's bars den i prolly won't have time for myself at home..

SimplySEA: New here, but i bet my sword can slice many at a blow.....! Wanna have a feel...? Be warned, i end careers....! khim and sleak, good job! Won't mind a friendly bout too......!

tanx man.. Sorta am stuckd with a tourney arrangement.. Try khim

BARz SUBMITTED for tripple threat
-NNUDE-FLOWS-----[CONFIRMED]
-MISTASWAG---------[CONFIRMED]
-KILLAVERSE---------[CONFIRMED]
-META4ELEMENT--[CONFIRMED]
-TYPHOON------------[CONFIRMED]
-DOPEJEMI------------[CONFIRMED]

DawgChainz: I c/o Sleakid,mikuz or Deadscrollzz,accept if u think u deserve dat position in NL best 10

na wa oh.. Bros abeg am busy... Dnt av chance now

You got a point their.. I dan hear u sir..
Twill never happen again..
Am out..
Peace

Mynd_44: So whay happens if I lock this thread? I will be called unfair right?.

Smh

maybe i can't decipher diz statement of urs

Hiding my post? Why don't you hide the whole thread then you hide the whole of rap battles forum..
Where has mikuz been for the past 4days?
We have to wait for mikuz before we can battle?
Okay mr moderator, pls close the thread then you pop a thread for ojoawo and mistaswag to battle.. Ah have a lot on my hands already and God knws i wuldnt av popped diz thread if ojoawo and mistaswag never told me to do it..
No hard feelings duh.. Also pop a thread for sleakid vs mynd..

Mista and ojoawo
www.nairaland.com/1175660/ojoawo-vs-murphysmallz-king-ring

No battle

Aite lemme pop the thread

KillaVerse: Wtf...wah diff wil it make if I ghoxt write for my partner and he dropx himself?...u guyx juxt think na u smart pass!!!...aniweix,he wil drop himself,happy now?

none of anyone's biz if you ghostwrite for him...
Everyone sends his/her verse..
Dat way everybody is participating.. Have spoken and dats final..
No more arguements

Lolz dreamer..
I know my worth jor..

KillaVerse: If ma Partner cud not make it,I hope I can collect his line and send the two to sleakid!

hell no.. Everyone submits his bars individually

I wasn't the one who said it.. U guys indirectly said it..

Dat means i ddope oh.. It aint easy writing for myself then ghostwriting for her.. Omen i ddope die..
Y'all tanx for the compliment

For those of yhu dat havnt submit ya lines, u have less than 28hours to do so

Lolz how tha ffuck u supposed to get mc bomb here before 27th... Niqquh'z not constant online

Tztyphoon: I brought a rude attitude/ cuz dy knw i i run the hood from 'north to south' . . . . Lattitude!!!/ bt y'al stil a foetus/
i'l 'kill u and burn your body' . . .lyk d hindus!/ cuz am d boss, Bleep wit me and get ur ass 'banned' . . . .mikuz!!!

lwkmd.. U no well.

BARz SUBMITTED for tripple threat
-NNUDE-FLOWS-----[]
-MISTASWAG---------[CONFIRMED]
-KILLAVERSE---------[]
-META4ELEMENT--[]
-TYPHOON------------[]
-DOPEJEMI------------[]

Coz she won you? Wtf just accept defeat and i didn't ghostwrite for her.. Twas an online battle you had with her and i was fast asleep so how tha hell did i ghostwrite for her? Mtcheww

Diz gays are babies, make dem go suck khimwhyte bbreast.. Lolz wtf typhoon u nor well one day.. Lolz

BARz SUBMITTED for tripple threat
-NNUDE-FLOWS[]
-MISTASWAG[]
-KILLAVERSE[]
-META4ELEMENT[]
-TYPHOON[]
-DOPEJEMI[]

Tztyphoon: Mehn. . . .capital cyphers, 9ce 1. . . .

Sleakido. . 9ce 1, bt u stil b idiat ;DMehn. . . .capital cyphers, 9ce 1. . . .

Sleakido. . 9ce 1, bt u stil b idiat

lolz typhoon.. Howdy man..
Hope u preparing for ya tripple threat..
Me wey be host sef dey fear make em no spill blood near me coz niqqaz keepin forminq lines with khimwhyte's bbreast..
Lolz

ELIMINATION BATTLE tripple threat.. SURVIVAL
Here we go again with the elimination battle then we are totally through with round one (brutal diss).. But before that, i present to you the groups that have officially qualified for round two
ROUND TWO QUALIFIERz
-LOST-SCRIPTz
-BLUD-MAFIAz
-CAPITAl-CYPHERz
-_____________

The elimination battle is set to bring out a winner from the groups that lost in round one..
The group that'l be able to defeat the other two groups automatically qualifies for round two..
Ladies and gentlement, i present to you IMMORTAL-BARz VS METAVERSE VS PHREAKz in a bloody tripple threat battle..

HOUSE RULES
-4bars/8lines.. As usual bars are expected to be shared among members of a group.. Each member spits 2bars/4lines
-no biting
-no bbitching around
-no unnecessary comments
-no flooding/ keep thread clean
-from previous battles, opener and closers have been automatically choosen i.e, if u were the opener in ya previous battle, you'l remain the opener till d tourney is over likewise the closer.

CRITERIAz
1-FLOW 1point
2-METAPHORz 2points
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 2points
5-MULTIEz 2points
6-CREATIVITY 2points
7-VOCAB 1point
8-OPENER 1point
9-CLOSER 1point

PLEASE NOT itz 4BARz/8LINEz (each member spitz 2BARz/4LINEz) so mind what u send

DEADLINE FOR SUBMITION OF BARz: SUNDAY 27th of January 2013, 12:30p.m

VERSES DROP at SUNDAY 27th of January 2013, 1.00p.m

Still yah host ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz

Upping!

Well, the third battle in round one (brutal diss) was tha sshit.. Wat? Diz niqquhz high on viagra or what! Itz no doubt diz battle was enjoyable like ffuck..
Twasnt an easy brawl all together as phreaks weren't easy on capital cyphers like wise capital cyphers was more like deadly beasts...
Ladies and gentlemen, diz few eye catchin quotables is a prove to tell that thiz niqqaz aint from planet earth..
Here we go:

dopeJemi: I phuck ur GurL err'day dats y shez getting Thin, we angeLs mehn, we've got wings- u just Fishes, u've gat Fins, don't Lemme end u Like a french Movie//'FIN'

typhoon: Wit FEAR, WE SLAP FØOLS,!. . Em wan win ryt? Bt wen d hooligans saw us ccumin NEAR THEY RAN TOO!! Cuz lyk russia envangelist we 'TEAR' AND BLAST DUDE, then we'l 'leave' em in 'threes'.. YEA!!! WE ARE THAT RUDE [Leave<leaf>,threes<trees>], T.e.a.r (the evangelist assc. Of russia],

typhoon: wanna rock dis thread? Beta be SHOPPING FOR CLOTHEz.. See fools! We ur gods.. We'l BEAT YOU GUTz cuz we are good in Smacking WEAK DUDEz

capo-firesone:
Lyk an unskillful "STUNT-MAN" dis m0foz can't "SOMERSAULT". i burst ur ttestis xo u wul b brawling WIF-OUT-BALLZ. even if i SPLIT-UR-SKULLZ n fill it wif "COCAINE" u stil wul nt get "DDOPE".

increda: Buh ffuck “JEMI“••• Tiz either i make the bro-choke or i prolly point the “kala“ at the weed just to blow-“DDOPE“ like am boutta smoke-coke|| jeezuz•
Coz he'z pure-joke here..who cnt go-ddope so ima leave him wit more-holes than rifles wit tha way my flow-poke|| yeah•

increda: So take shots-like-snappers let's see a "picture of ya downfall" plus I'l be leavinq em wit more lines dan "hair partinqs" wen i use diz knife to give em cuts-like-barbers| chineke

increda: Now why tha eff niqquhz be feelinq-diz-phreaks?| dey just bunch of faqs, so lookinq after "baby fowls" only time dey be dealinq-with-"chicks"|| "chics"•

Wtf? This is really a blast from tha norm..
I aint sayin or hyping again.. Ima just let y'all see what our crdible reliable judges think bout diz battle..

KHIMWHYTE's VERDICT
-phreaks -- 6
-capital cyphers -- 6

OJOAWO's VERDICT
-phreaks --5
-capital cyphers --9

MURPHY's VERDICT
-phreaks --8
-capital cyphers --6

CALCULATING ALL THE POINTS, we have:
-phreaks --19
-capital cyphers --21
Capital cyphers win via 21 against 19
Still ya host ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz

YESSIR