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METAVERSE

META4ELEMENT
Dis 'imbec!Les' are claimin 'WITCHZ WIT DARK HORNZ' buh lyke 'RIDGEZ OF TRACK RUNz' ah be quick 2 castrate dis
'BBITCHes WIT WACK PUNz'. so u fink u bumb shotz wit 'ßLank gunZ'? u just kiLin crabs/ so lyke a lyricaL 'maEsTRo' ah be quick in checkmatin Rapz..
--punz/p0rnz--bumb shots/bumshots--checkmatinq/check-matinq

I wiLL cos 'LOW-COMMOTION-IN-UR-LIVES' so im charlse dekinqz ah wil stp 'FLOW-MUTATION-IN-UR-WIVES. /I crush sidewayz,iqnorin 'da green' lites in 'hiqhways' so be sure nt 2 qhet a '3boot' wen i 'BLOW-SITUATION-WIT-MY-NIN£z'
--3boot/tribute--da'green'/dagrin--low-comotion/locomotion--

Mvgt=Lostscriptz....nw 'okechukwu' clap 4 ur selves.. foolz-of-incompetency so be sure 2 end lyke 'toolz-of-impotency/ so kids u spiTTinq 'smeLLy barz' buh av got my diap£r and wiL tie u wit Napkins so if u claim u schoold in 'Oxford uni', u wun't own a Caßin napkins/nap-kinz

Lyke a 'H£at' in FootbaLL match u just a 'CeiLin'  Fan/ buh ah be quick 2 knok u wit my 'Healin vans/ nw D 'scaLLywaqz' wiL onLy 'SeT-my-fin£z'
buh lyke an 'OPEN GALA' u wun't 'bite-my-LiN£z'

wit quick alpabets av gat R and D(rap maestro nd DeadscroLLz) MMaTED/ d
fact iz STAT£d so dis 'asian ggayz' WiL faLL lyke 'WALL-OF-JERICHO' wen i break 'LAW-OF-MEXICO' but if dis were 2 be noLLywood, homi£ 4ukof cos im d best 'CAST' RaT£D // --cast 'rated/castrated

u niqqz hav got hoLes hav got hoLes lyke 'DOUghnots'/ so be sure nt 2 Tro-qutz cos am quick in killin Grown-upz buh ain't KiLin 'wactards' so plz i WarN AGAIN/tryna mind ur sydes cos wit 'FAKE-DOLLARZ' i burn-a-ga!n// --burn-a-gain/born again--

av Got it Tiqht so be sure nt 2 put up a Fite/ u c me wit 'TREATS-IN-TROUHts' cos ah keep wiNin Lyke 'CHEATs-IN-COURTs' buh av gat FAST-Harmony so ah wil smash ur 'BRAINs' and u be use less lyke
'DVD' witaut 'LAST-memory' --tiqht/tite--use less/useless--courtz/cutz

lyke a priest av got d Lordsqift/ so lyke 'pissd-off-kinderqatens av found d 'LOSTSCRIPTz/ buh dis fact iz dat i 'DREAD-PORNIEz-IN-MORTUARY' so be sure 2 see dis 'AMERICAN adamu' end up lyk worth-less 'DEAD-BODI£z-IN-MOTUARY'// --worthless/worth-less
KILLERVERSE
M spittn "theatricx", c ma linex leadin" word" plays/ xo wen ma Glockx spray, u'd fink I was referrn 2 a "LAYER" d way I'l hit u and bring u a "SORE FACE"//~Surface
I Aint sleakid, bt u'l lose lyk Warplay/ cox if u fink u Bust Great, then it wunt b a talk Of "FRUIT SHELLx" when I say u's just a "NUT~CASE"//ward

I chokehold and squeeze Neckx/ bt how cn dix slow pokex spit Lead, wen dey're "Slower" dan a "SLO~MO" in P.S//
"Outdated stylex" jxt lyk a "Poko On Freeskirt"/ cox lyk a "poor church" dy aint "tight", xo if u eva c em on "TOP", tz just a "LOGO ON T~SHIRT"// ~tithe

Ma Hitx too Deadly and hav killed too Many/ xo I'll rip "SCRIPTx" apart lyk "failed Studentx" who sud hav listened to Lessonx//
now I'l b rippin thru Belly/ cox u guyx dnt roll with "TOP VETx", "mashin ya pepper" iz d Only Time we'l eva See U BLEND~IN/~Blending

I got no Flaw bbitch, m givin u a Raw pitch dat'l make ur Corpse twitch/ cox in a min, u'l be lackn mur "Organx" dan "undeveloped Chur~ches"/
leave u mur "ffucked "than "pporn fflickx"/cox tx juxt a Talk of "MISPLACED EXAM PAPERx" if we eva Hear of "LOST SCRIPTx

Meta4element's keyz: Lines are diqabL£ If uv gat a gud 'ho£'.
line 1: lyricaL maestro. chekmatin rap'one of dem iz 'RAP Maestro'
line 3: 'oxford univesity in america' and we have an oxford biscuit caLLd Caßin... and
cabin also means a place were u sleep in sh!p
Line 4: a pesin sopotin a club iz a 'fan' and also we have ceilin fans in our homez..
line5: to brek 'laws of mexico' normaLy mexico have d h!qhest respected laws so brekin it mite cost ur life...
line6: R nd D are
alphabet and d beqqinin of d 2 dude names..chek it awt...
line7: brains have h!qh retentive last memory likewise 'DVD' player...tenks y'aLL
diq d odas wit ur 'tractorz'...ßow awt!!
"

Ladies and gentlement, so far we have reached the round two of this tournament and fixtures was as thus:
Metaverse vs lostscripts
Blud mafias vs capital cyphers..
Kickin it old school, the organisers and related bodies apologise for the hazardous sshit dat was caused by an unknown enemy which led to the interruption of the tourney..
That aside,
The battleground is open for METAVERSE vs LOSTSCRIPTs... Itz no doubt round two won't be easy at all cos two deadly groups are bout to stain diz arena...
The metaverse consist of two glads, killervers and meta4element.. Diz glads are known for mass slaughter as it has been proved in the tripple threat..
METAVERSE: U niqz just a 'STAIN' on me lyke'DIRTS',cos u neva cum up wit Good verse wtf you think diz guy is for joke?

KILLERVERSE:"smash ya head thru a Glass" and tel u u've achieved a "BREAK-THROUGH" ffuck it am speechless.. Diz niqqaz are sick but let's see what they have to offer in round two (got game?y

Talking bout the LOSTSCRIPTz, well only God knows where they got their name from bt from their previous battles, i can tell tiz only DEADSCROLLz and RAP MAESTRO dat can find that ddope lost scripts.. Diz ninjaz are damn ffuckin known for entertainin.. I present to you few lines of their previous battles
MAESTRO: I spit SWAG pass d 'MISTA EFFIN SWAG' wtf a direct line to mistaswag... Can't stop lolling..
DEADSCROLLz: cs being an "electronic for video Games" b only time I see u MAKE A "PIERCE"/ ~P.S i can tell diz group gat game like psp...
Between this two ddope groups, let's see who will make it to the finals..
Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you METAVERSE vs LOST SCRIPTz

RULES
-8bars/16lines... 4bars/8lines each
-no biting
-no recycling
-no sstupid comments

CRITERIAz
1-FLOW 1point
2-METAPHORz 2points
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 2points
5-MULTIEz 2points
6-CREATIVITY 2points
7-VOCAB 1point
8-OPENER 1point
9-CLOSER 1point

PUTTIN DIZ MOR'FFUCKAH BEHIND BARZ

Still yah host ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz

Pls murphy and khimwhyte, modify the lines yhu dropped and clean up those verses.. I'l officially post em myself.. Tanx for attemptin to help.. Will post the verses accordingly at 7:30 on d dot.. Tanx

Wiped verses

Am really sorry bout what has been happening lately... Lemme try posting the bars if i won't get banned again...

Wiped verses

ROUND TWO (got game?) Semi-finals
Verses drop

ILLScripts: Y havnt sleakid posted d lines...I tot meta4element has sent his!

he has posted his lines...

mistaswag: mehn, am xo xo mhizing NL... Diz tym wey ma fone qo spoil so na ffuck up o!... Anyway shout out to ma hommies núdè flow(quy i dey mhiz u nd yah funny brawl on 2qo o), sleakid(dude kudoz for kipinq d tourney alive), sleak where yah mama na? khimwhyte i wink u o, murphysmallz i see u too, mikuz(ma boss)hehehe, ojoawo(sowi about d ffuck up, mayb anoda tym, probably wen i qot a new phone), capo(*winkinq*), rap maestro(the loyal dawq) , ,(illscriptz + deadscrollz) i see u too *smilinq*, inshort, i hail all NL vets!
One love

am awt...peace

mistaswag i see yhu...
Firestone resend ya verse... Na blank msg i see

Meta4element: Plz sleakid plz have mercy..Ma senio bros was operated upon and av been in D HospiTal pls biko bro have mercy am just cumin bak 4rm the hospiTaL nw pls pls pls bro consida thy faithfuL servant and have mercy...ah wiL script awt ah wiL complete my barz 2nite and submit it be4 11.00pm....aLL thy faithfuL homi£ iz askin iz 2 just sh!t d date 2maro pls pls pls...tz knt dat ah can't make it up buh ah just can't liv ma helples broda in d hospitaL...PLS OJOAWO MIKUZ murphy 'g' and oda homi£z abeq consida me am jus askin 2maro plz..... A day u gave me wun't spoiL the tourney and as wel save my bro

really sorry bout ya brother's ish.. Hope the oppp was cool.. Aite bt dnt fail to drop it before 11..
Judges please take note that verses of lost scripts vs metaverse wuld be droppin 11:30promp.. Cast ya votes before day break..
Please judges sorry for eating up ya clocks... Tanx

Rap maestro: Sleak,confam ma 4barz

confirmed

Am taking note.. Bt why u and element never send una bars for the tag battle? Don't u guys knw ur battling today ??

Dawgchains i see yhu..

ILLScripts: Dawgchainz...word! Sleakid,u organised this tourney just to entertain us...I Dnt tink deres anytn wrong if u do wat we want! Lets see Deadscrollz vz killerverse! PLEASE!

in any game u go into, their are rules... Check the beginning of this thread... No one should be blamed if a member of a group doesn't show up as drastic measures wuld be taken... Check

DawgChainz: Sleakid,why dnt u juj just Killerverse and deadscrollzz Trust me,dnt let this guys waste lines,and beside who doesnt want to see who wud win btw Killerverse and deadscrollzz?

it can't be.. This is the semi-final stage and twill be unfair if a group uses the verse of only 1 person in such group to qualify for finals while those battling tomorrow are fighting so hard to beat their time... Kastiel, increda, mozeez and capo-firestone worked hard to submit their bars.. Element and maestro knw too well today is their battling date and dey refused to submit their verse.. Well for the sake of being nice and considering the fact that u've always made sense ever since this tourney started,,... Am extendin their submission time till 6 o'clock.. If they fail then tomorrow's battle wuld be tagged as final..
Case u care for em and u have any of their contacts, tell em..

BARS SUBMITTED FOR ROUND TWO.. Got game?
-KILLAVERSE.....(confirmed)
-META4ELEMENT.....()
-DEATHSCROLLZ.....(confirmed)
-RAP MAESTRO.....(confirmed)
-INCREDA.....(confirmed)
-CAPOFIRESTONE.....()
-KASTIEL-KILLS.....(confirmed)
-I AM MOZEEZ.....(confirmed)

ILLmatic sleak plus murphysmallz

Rap-maestro and meta4elemnt, if u fail to submit ya bars before 2hours time starting from now.. Yah groups are automatically opt out via no show... Then blud mafias and capital cyphers will just do the finals.. Yhu have less than 2hours left..

BARS SUBMITTED FOR ROUND TWO.. Got game?
-KILLAVERSE.....(confirmed)
-META4ELEMENT.....()
-DEATHSCROLLZ.....(confirmed)
-RAP MAESTRO.....()
-INCREDA.....(confirmed)
-CAPOFIRESTONE.....()
-KASTIEL-KILLS.....()
-I AM MOZEEZ.....()
For those battle tomorrow, u have less than 18hours to submit ya bars..
Yourz faithful...
ILLmatic sleak plus murphysmallz

ILLScripts: Wtf,ewe-man(human)?...who the heck said tz not forced? Y dnt u niggas use dictionaries to construct ur wordplays b4 presentin ur own ideas? Na wa o!

word

Nude-flows:
hmmm..not only re d judges dull even some of d audience..ordinary 'ewe' u dont know..lmao..wat do u den know?..as a judge u should use a dictionary wen checkin wordplays if u aint grammaticaly sound..i just pity some peepx way go loose because of dull judgex..

Ewe-man(human) that sshit is forced...
The wordplay didn't just enter niqqa.

Ghostscripts Hmmm illscripys supp

Lolz yhu niqqaz still here? Well ion like been questioned about.. That's just me.. Wah ever i do, its for a reason.. I aint dumb to start doing tinx my own way.. Getit

LISTEN UP
As ROUND TWO (got game) is about to hit the thread, both participants and audience should take note of the follow
-NO IRRELEVANT COMMENTS ARE ALLOW
-NO INSULTS WHATSOEVER
-NO FLOODING OF THREAD
-VERDICTs FROM THE SELECTED JUDGES ARE FINAL
-NO ONE WOULD BE HELD RESPONSIBLE IF A MEMBER OF ANY TAG GROUP REFUSE TO SHOW UP
-NO QUESTIONING OF JUDGES

ROUND TWO (got game?)
Yes yes yo... Finally we are through with round one and the groups that qualified for round two are as thus:
-METAVERSE
-CAPITAL CYPHERz
-BLUD MAFIAz
-LOST SCRIPTz

FIXTUREZ OF ROUND TWO (got game?)
METAVERSE vs LOST SCRIPTS
Brawling date:29th of JANUARY 2013

CAPITAL CYPHERz vs BLUD MAFIAz
Brawling date:30th of JANUARY 2013

IMPORTANT INFORMATION
No one is allowed to post his/her verse here..
The T.T.C organiserz hav decided to make sure everybody participate in this with real hard work..
Therefore, all verses should be SUBMITTED to the CONTACTS below before your BRAWLING DATE so it would be officially posted by the organisers.
WHY?
-to avoid feeding and flipping
-to avoid modification of verses
-to avoid flooding
-to avoid random and unarranged dropping of verses
-to keep the thread clean
-TO ENABLE OUR GUESTS UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON..


SUBMIT YAH BARZ TO THE FOLLOWING CONTACTS
E-mails
sleakdianam@hotmail.com
Mobile numbers for sms and WhatsApp
08134332514
08035915509
Blackberry pin
2A99BC04
2382DC4E

Or you can still mail yah bars to this facebook i.d ILLMATIC SLEAK DIANAM

ALL VERSES SHOULD BE SUBMITTED BEFORE 1P.M ON YOUR BRAWLING DATE STARTING FROM NOW


RULES
-8bars/16lines.. Each member of a tag group is to provide 4bars/8lines.. Mail ya 4bars/8lines to any of the contacts indicating yah nairaland name.. The organisers will put your verses together
-NO UNNECESSARY COMMENTS after verses must have been posted by organisers
-NO SSTUPID HATE.. Use the chatroom thread instead


CRITERIAS
1-FLOW 1points
2-METAPHORz 2points
3-PUNCHLINEz 2points
4WORDPLAY 2points
5-MULTIEz 2points
6-CREATIVITY 2points
7-VOCAB 1point
8-OPENER 1point
9-CLOSER 1point

CRACK-GUNS and kill WACK-SONS
Let's have fun.
STILL YAH HOST ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHY smallz

NOTE:8BARS/16LINES.. Each member is to send 4BARS/8LINES
No stressing.. Spit on point

Everybody is entitled to some sorta wordplay.. Like the normal outdated wordies.. Coz a ninja used a wordplay and some other ninja used it aint necessarily mean he has bitten a line.. Instead we say the wordplay is outdated coz we dan too see am..
Like seriuz most of the wordplays used in diz tripple threat have already been used by other vets..
E.g
Beaten(bitten) used by sleakid or khimwhyte
Rap a$$ (rappers) used by efekarume

not(knot) used by siddogg
Die yet (diet) constantly used at flow for rank
Come (ccun) outdated
The rest are prolly forced no need listin em..
So if we talkin biting as related to wordplay den all of yhu have biten..
That aside, please no unnecessary accusation..

Pls don't just accuse someone without prove as it may lead to flooding and unnecessary posts..
Make sure you even post links before accusing..
Tanx for yah understanding...

Here we look at the over all of the tripple threat battle..
KHIMWHYTE's VERDICT
IMMORTAL BARz--4
METAVERSE--4
PHREAKz--5

MURPHYSMALLz VERDICT
IMMORTALz--3
METAVERSE--6
PHREAKz--5

OJOAWO'z VERDICT
IMMORTAL BARz--1
METAVERSE--7
PHREAKz--6

Calculating all the points together h have:
IMMORTALz--8
METAVERSE--17
PHREAKz--16..

METAVERSE qualifies for round 2..
FIXTUREz of ROUND TWO COMING UP in less than 6hours.
Yah host ILLmatic SLEAK et MURPHYsmallz

Killaverse quote the lines he bit or recycled from..
Since the lines are here on nairaland, quote dem let's all see..

PHREAKz

DOPEJEMI
-I'm so Fast and furious- dese Niggaz r so sLow, derz gonna be Need 4 speed. I'm so undisputed, No M.I- my fLow's so dangerous, u might get a bLack eye' I'm d dude hu send dese kids napping'(kidnapping)- my fLows fit saiL d ship dese oda guys no fit captain// -i spit bonny Lines, dese ugLy fake rapass(rappers) can't gist I'm on point, my rhymes r Like chaLks when I teach- d game got Me trapped, I bLeed dese words dat I spit, I break bars everytime and mah verses' so tight no space 4 d beat-chilL, new skooL' d games urban buh stilL av got no trace(trace urban)//

-calL Me Hiv, cuz I'm so positive-- dey've got snipers on Me buh its mah swag dey targeting and dey aLways miss Me Like deir exes.. Dese Fake rappers can't even try, dey nat even emcees Like a coffee, dese Fagz wonder hau I match deir taste//
-i drop flows, I'm on a crash-course Like dana Air Dese mofos spoke buh av got no air-time 2 send dem' I 2 sound, sound city no fit bLast Me, incredibLe I'm ice, even Jesse no fit Jazz(jags) Me__ I try 2 make d game. BaLance so I fLow DIET(baLanced diet)' I'm just getting started, pLs don't DIE YET'//
TYPHOON
I ccum wit HOT_AND_HEAVY_BLOWS, to kill dis DUMP_AND_SCARY_FOE, cuz we knw wat dis 'cartoon' do hear only gon make u 'laugh' lyk TOM_AND_JERRY_SHOWS

c. Ur the WORST_OF_THIS_GREAT, group, tinkin u gon edge dis? Nah!! Wen i BURST THRU THE GATE, wit or witout a 'penny' i'l slam the 'fish' and they'l b no 'COST' FOR DEBATE(bait)

c i go SMOKE THE WACK TARD, and lyk 'facebook' ima 'POKE' THE gay HARD' cuz we knw say u dy 'get drunk' even wen u take COKE AND FANTA

una tink say na 'birthday' we dy here? Una cum dy form HOT_CAKE'? Wen my 'nines, hit , it wil leave u wit 'injury' lyk COURT_CASE!!// inury(in jury)

We damn rugged! Even on wedding day we attack churches, and break ANY RING AND VOW, Bt wen u guys-spit, we'l spil d nines, and make u cry-still, cuz we r lyk 'bible', at d mention of our name, EVRY KNEE SHALL BOW