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CelebritiesRe: Klint Da Drunk And His 3 Kids by sleekpro(m): 11:17pm On Jan 14, 2016
they all cute, the lil girl is an #eyewitness
PhonesPls Gurus In The House, Pls Help Me My HTC Wnt To Kill Me Oo! by sleekpro(op): 7:53pm On Dec 29, 2015
I got an HTC M8 from my friend as xcms gift, now the phone wants
To give me HBP, trying to configure the phone is a big problem.
I don't kw what I pressed, the whole apps just gone, mow
The phone is empty. Pls wht do I do ?
RomanceRe: Should He Go Ahead And Marry Her After Seeing This? by sleekpro(m): 1:32am On Dec 25, 2015
rry807:
Dear Nairalanders,
I attached this picture so that others will understand my feelings because the other place i shared they said am not serious or just trying to frame her, there is a girl i have been dating before God and man she brings food for me at times and i eat but each time i request to visit her house she will refuse with silly excuse and God knows i really wanna marry her then as God may have it, I did some investigations and with help of God i met an old friend who knows her and family very well, so he took me to the girls house to see her family casually, the front door was locked so we passed through kitchen, my people what i saw made me speechless the whole house was so dirty from the kitchen to the parlor was all messed up, and this is a girl that made me believe she’s cool, make ups, claims her family is rich etc. Please what do I do?
Its like this story is made up, cos its only in oyibo land,
That's were you see sometin like this, they Are the true
Deffintion of dirty. and no naija girl can be dis dirty! Haba
Bros fear GOD oo
PoliticsRe: Another Side To Dasuki's Probe - Vanguard by sleekpro(m): 3:40am On Dec 20, 2015
What is this one talking about?

Na now day break? Or becos na gej,

Were were you when others were spending billions?

Were went you in nigeria?

See leave GEJ alone ooooo!

Its BABA's turn, let him CHANGE what ever is not right,
Or #gerarathere!
PoliticsRe: Ex-nigerian Oil Minister Tried To Get Citizenship Of Commonwealth Of Dominica by sleekpro(m): 2:42am On Dec 20, 2015
#Dasukigate don the end, they want start another new
Movie!



I tire for this government sef!

Its like saharareport is the official media house of this
Administration?

Me I tire for this BABA BUS oooooo

Make him give me my CHANGE make I come down abeg!
EntertainmentRe: Nollywood Actor And Comedian, Dede One Day, Is Dead. by sleekpro(m): 7:59pm On Dec 14, 2015
Na wa ooo! Some are getting mega endorsement,
Some and buying land houses and cars, some are even
Getting babies and baby mamas

Here you are (dede one day) you decided to have HBP
And die! #youreallyfuckup!

Well what else can I say to you, just RIP

Hope you make them happy were ever you find your self!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by sleekpro(m): 7:26pm On Dec 14, 2015
Leicester city 3-1 chelsea
Christianity EtcMy Gift To The Children Of GOD by sleekpro(op): 12:51pm On Dec 06, 2015
Pls read this beautiful message with everyone to know the meaning of life !!!

A man died...

When he realized it, he saw God coming closer with a suitcase in his hand.

Dialog between God and Dead Man:

God: Alright my servant, it’s time to go

Man: So soon? I had a lot of plans...

God: I am sorry but, it’s time to go

Man: What do you have in that suitcase?

God: Your belongings

Man: My belongings? You mean my things... Clothes... money...

God: Those things were never yours, they belong to the Earth

Man: Is it my memories?

God: No. They belong to Time

Man: Is it my talent?

God: No. They belong to Circumstance

Man: Is it my friends and family?

God: No son. They belong to the Path you travelled

Man: Is it my wife and children?

God: No. they belong to your Heart

Man: Then it must be my body

God: No No... It belongs to Dust

Man: Then surely it must be my Soul!

God: You are sadly mistaken son. Your Soul belongs to me.

Man with tears in his eyes and full of fear took the suitcase from God's hand and opened it...

Empty...

With heartbroken and tears down his cheek he asks God...

Man: I never owned anything?

God: That’s Right. You never owned anything.

Man: Then? What was mine?

God: your MOMENTS.
Every moment you lived was yours.

Do Good in every moment
Think Good in every moment
Thank God for every moment
Feed your soul daily with the word of God
Strengthen your soul in meditation of God's word
Memorise God's word to enrich your soul

Life is just a Moment.

Live it...
Love it...
Enjoy it......happy Sunday nairalanders
PropertiesRe: Carasana South For Sale by sleekpro(op): 10:26am On Dec 05, 2015
Don't only, you also drop your comments here, so people
Will know what we are talking about. Thanks to those who
Have book an appointment with us, we promise to
Deliver!
PropertiesRe: Abuja Properties by sleekpro(op): 10:20am On Dec 05, 2015
Keep the calls coming, we are ready to give you what
Ever you want, just call 08068787125 or visit us @ 49
Lake chad crescent maitama abuja.
PropertiesRe: Carasana South For Sale by sleekpro(op): 8:59am On Dec 05, 2015
Thanks to all those who make out time to call, and to
Those who didn't believe we have d papers, a visit to
Office @ 49 lake chad crescent will solve that drought
Of ours. Call 08068787125 to book an appointment
PropertiesRe: Abuja Properties by sleekpro(op): 8:52am On Dec 05, 2015
A visit to our office @49 lake chad crescent will make
You search no more, we have all that you are looking
For! Call 08068787125 now and book an appointment!
PropertiesRe: Abuja Properties by sleekpro(op): 7:57pm On Dec 04, 2015
Let ease ur property search, call now 08068787125
PropertiesRe: Carasana South For Sale by sleekpro(op): 7:37pm On Dec 04, 2015
We have direct relation with the owners, we can deliver
One hand!
PropertiesRe: Abuja Properties by sleekpro(op): 5:23pm On Dec 04, 2015
4 bedroom semi detached in gwarimpa for 47 mill
Call for inspection!
PropertiesRe: Carasana South For Sale by sleekpro(op): 5:18pm On Dec 04, 2015
Carasana north also available 100 acres , 4 papers
R of O. Call 08068787125 for sighting!
PropertiesRe: Carasana South For Sale by sleekpro(op): 5:17pm On Dec 04, 2015
Carasana north also available 100 acres , 4 papers
PropertiesRe: Abuja Properties by sleekpro(op): 3:47pm On Dec 04, 2015
We are available @ all time for inspection, call us on
08068787125 or visit our office @ no 49 lakechad
Crescent maitama abuja.
PropertiesRe: Carasana South For Sale by sleekpro(op): 3:39pm On Dec 04, 2015
Book an appointment today in our abuja office, for
Sighting of the documents.
CareerRe: Hilarious Relationship Between Workers And Their Bosses(pic) by sleekpro(m): 3:11pm On Dec 04, 2015
And it makes FP






Endtime mod
PropertiesRe: Abuja Properties by sleekpro(op): 2:58pm On Dec 04, 2015
Just make out time and visit our office @ 49 lakechad
Crescent maitama abuja, and your property worries will
Be over!
PropertiesRe: Carasana South For Sale by sleekpro(op): 2:53pm On Dec 04, 2015
We also have 21 acres carasana south,
PropertiesAbuja Properties by sleekpro(op): 1:01pm On Dec 04, 2015
For your genuine land and houses in choice locations in
ABUJA, call sleekpro on 08068787125 and be rest
Assured you will search no more, we have land and houses
In maitama, asokoro, gwarimpa jabi, mabuchi!
PropertiesCarasana South For Sale by sleekpro(op): 12:40pm On Dec 04, 2015
115 acres of land in carasana south abuja, for 5billion.
Serious and prospective buyers should contact 08068787125
PropertiesHelp Needed Urgently! by sleekpro(op): 10:40am On Nov 24, 2015
Guru's in the house, pls I need help, how can I write an offer letter to a seller I intend to buy his land . Pls its urgent! Thanks!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Is A Fraud - American Lawyer by sleekpro(m): 3:02pm On Nov 23, 2015
Ok
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Audu Wins Kogi Governorship Election by sleekpro(m): 2:44pm On Nov 22, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
Capt Wada would have been crowned "ASSISTANT HERO OF DEMOCRACY" If he had conceded defeat, despite all the atrocities of the Government he presided over....Yes it happens only in NiGeria!

Ndi Ara!

Now, our next Focus Is on Bayelsa State, We Must Liberate That State From The Hands Of Evil Ones! PDP Must Die For NiGeria to Be Great Again

Abubakar Audu and his Deputy will be like...
You sound like one of those slaves, but from your way of reasoning, it sims you'll never be freed from slavery!!

#BEFREEINJESUSNAME!!!
PoliticsRe: [PHOTOS] Shocking Accident In Marua Bus-stop, Lekki by sleekpro(m): 11:49pm On Nov 21, 2015
The driver don't want to course traffic, so he had to stop in the BUS STOP

#ENDTIMEDRIVING
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by sleekpro(m): 2:15pm On Oct 31, 2015
Chelsea 1: 2 liverpool

Quote after the march
Jokes EtcDaughter's Pregnancy by sleekpro(op): 8:45pm On Oct 16, 2015
DAUGHTER'S PREGNANCY
A young girl in her teens got pregnant. Her father was so
furious, he asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy
and she said told him a rich famous chief. He called the
chief over to the house and they sat down to discuss the
matter.
FATHER: Chief, i heard you are responsible for my daughter's
pregnancy.
CHIEF: You are right, that is true, let me add this, if she
gives birth to a male child, I will give you 5 million naira with
a furnished flat. If she gives birth to a female child, I will give
you 2 million naira and a bungalow. If she gives birth to
twins, I will give you 10 million naira with a duplex but if she
gets a miscarriage-
FATHER: [interrupts] You will have to sleep with her again!



One word for the father!!!
PoliticsRe: What Fayose Wore To Visit Ewi Of Ado-Ekiti (Photo) by sleekpro(m): 4:01pm On Oct 16, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"the man whose political wisdom is greater than awolowo, tinubu and obasanjo, the man that even awolowo is not worthy to tie the strap of his sandal, the jagaban/leader of the true yoruba race". Quote me anywhere.


For speaking the truth any were, any how, without fear or favor, shows that you are from a well groomed home, a true son of your father.
May you go places, and may your days be long and fruitful!.






I know what I've said may not go down we'll, with some myopic political illiterates, but its just the price I'm ready to pay for being an opposition and a supporter for true democracy

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