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Sure you are that you say kodus to you.










But you can't be a #king na! impossible.

08081171335 send me odds everyday. if i win, we share

if its the kidnappers from the other sides, the Nigerian police will line them up outside, you will see them seated on bear floor, and line up all the expired guns beside them, just because they are not from the north. But look at this terrorists being giving first class treatment, well dressed up. at end of the day the government will give them scholarship. #IstillbeleaveinoneNIGERIA.

989900:
Lere is just one petulant kid.

'419' gang calling another 'yahoo-yahoo'.

#odenson

Proof it, or just read, enjoy and go.

Story for the gods



They should pay and give us break down of every #kobo,
That's if they want us to give a damn.
OR #idontbelieveit

Their leader didn't tell them about this part, so they didn't plan for it. #petithief

sarrki:
He's a disgrace to the Senate

It shows how decay our moral system his

For the likes of Dino to be representing a constituents in the senate

Our system didn't decay anything,
Most (99 .9%) of those that came out with first class, are no where tto be found.
They are either one in small office ricieving peanuts .
Where are all those that use to hide their work in class?, let them come and show me what they have achieve with it.
99% of those that didn't have carry over then, are now waiting for him every morning in his office , to claim #school mate

#someone that has #class and is not make #waves with it, #is that one first-class?

Pls I need answers, am in deep pains

Am still waiting for answers pls

Pls my fellow nairalanders, I had a domestic accident (gas explosion) which is healing very fast (thanks to God)
the problem I have now, is that the ankle part of my burnt leg is SQUEEZING and becoming HARD.
I have been using honey, shear butter, coconut oil, snake oil. I actually notice the squeezing after using Palm oil only once.
another thing is that I hardly stand or sit, I feel these sharp pain when ever I tried to, I only sit on the bed and stretch my legs.
Pls doctors in the house , WHAT DO I DO?

plsss MOD, HELP ME DO THE NEEDFUL, move this to where it should be, I really need advice. tanks

Fedayeen02:
I didn't see any Nigerians there rather some fulani herdsmen and their otimpku.



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daprince098:
Interesting indeed...

This is just season one! #Seattight

THE HUNTED HUNTER (Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4)
There is an ongoing "AsoWood" Movies showing live in Nigeria.
The actors are:
1. Fayose
2. Buhari
3. EFCC
4. Aisha
5. Ex-EFCC Boss
6. A Nigerian Attorney residing in US
7. Lai Mohammed
SCENE 1: Ayo Fayose bans cattle grazing in Ekiti
SCENE 2: Buhari vex used EFCC to freeze Ayo Fayose's Zenith Bank account
SCENE 3: Ayo Fayose vex exposed that Aisha Buhari was involved in the $750,000 Halliburton Scandal
SCENE 4:Ex-EFCC Boss vex defended Buhari that it was another Aisha Buhari that was involved in the scandal and released a mutilated Int'l Passport to support the claim.
SCENE 5: Ayo Fayose aides bursted the Int'l Passport showing it has been mutilated.
First picture: Int'l Passport released by EFCC to show it was a different Aisha Buhari.
Second picture: Fayose revealing the Int'l passport was mutilated.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 2
The part two is released!
PART TWO:
SCENE 1: There was an outrage on social media that Mr. Integrity (Buhari) is also fantastically corrupt following Fayose's revelation.
SCENE 2: Aisha Buhari bursted her suppressed silence and got out of control on her official Twitter Handle calling a sitting governor "unchained mad dog" and reveals that Buhari is 73, she Aisha Buhari is 45 so she has enough strength to face Fayose.
SCENE 3: Aisha Buhari's outrage got her more condemnations as well as terrible negative comments on Social media.
SCENE 4: Nigerians began to dissect Aisha Buhari's response as follows:
- That means Aisha is guilty, if not she should have behaved like GEJ who when they lied on him that he was on exile he simply returned to Nigeria to prove them wrong. So Aisha Buhari should travel to USA to prove them wrong rather than verbal insult on a sitting governor, husband and a father.
- That means Aisha Buhari is saying Buhari is a weakling at his age.
- That means Buhari was a 41 years old soldier when he married Aisha as a Primary school girl at the age of 13 and she had her first born for Buhari at the age of 14.
SCENE 5: Both PDP governors forum and PDP Senators, condemned the Buhari led APC impunity, witch-hunting, intimidation and harassment of PDP members using EFCC, DSS, ICPC etc and ask them to retrace their steps if they want to enjoy their supports.
SCENE 6: EFCC said armed funds from Dasuki and Senator Musili Obanikoro were traced to the Zenith Bank Account of Fayose, which he used for his campaign.
SCENE 7: Ayo Fayose debunked EFCC allegation as false and malicious explaining that his campaign funds came from free will donations by Nigerians and Zenith Bank assistant.
SCENE 8: Ayo Fayose challenged Buhari to ask EFCC to probe APC source of campaign funds as well, rather than witch-hunting PDP members.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 3
(The Part Three is Released!)
PART THREE
A Nigerian Attorney residing in USA; Emeka Maduewesi,
San Francisco, California, USA.
Former Google Document Review Attorney at Google
The above authority from USA gave the drama a legal backing as he wrote as follows on his Facebook page:
No Office of First Lady: Dr. Kachikwu knows the real "Aisha" Buhari
I have been a lawyer in the United States since 2002. Once your practice will expose you to dealing with foreign corporations, you will mandatorily undergo a certified course in the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977, as amended, 15 U.S.C. §§ 78dd-1, et seq. ("FCPA".
I've gone through that course twice and have accessed all the documents in the case via PACER. The Nigerian Halliburton case - United States v. Tesler, et al., No. 09-cr-98 (S.D. Tex. Feb. 17, 2009), is the locus classicus in that area of law. All the other cases also involved Nigeria and Nigerians. What a corrupt country!
It was Jefferey Tesler who wire-transferred the bribe payments to or for the benefit of various Nigerian government officials, including officials of the executive branch of the Government of Nigeria, NNPC, and NLNG, and for the benefit of a political party in Nigeria.
If there is one clean man in Nigeria, that man is Dr. Ibe Kachikwu. He was involved in the investigation of this Halliburton case. The investigation turned him into the best resource for the US Department of Justice and thereafter, he would be invited to the United States to deliver lectures on the topic.
Dr. Ibe Kachikwu knows the real "Aisha" Buhari. I also know the real "Aisha" Buhari. She will never set foot on US soil. After all, there is no office of First Lady in Nigeria. So, even if the President visits, he will not be asked about the first lady.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 4
Part Four is Released!
PART FOUR:
SCENE 1: The person whose passport photograph they forged into the International Passport raised alarm that her passport is used in the forgery without her knowledge and that her name is NOT Aisha Buhari adding that she knows nothing about the scandal.
SCENE 2: As more drama continued to unfold and as the social media outrightly condemned Aisha Buhari's outrages, she became ashamed and deleted the verbal insult on Fayose from her twitter handle
SCENE 3: Aisha Buhari asked Lai Mohammed to perform his duty to save her from the negative comments her post on her twitter handle was earning her.
SCENE 4: Lai Mohammed did what he is known for as he raised alarm that it was not Aisha Buhari the First Lady that insulted Ayo Fayose. Lai said it was PDP and their agents that hacked Aisha Buhari's Twitter account and posted "Unchained Mad dog" to discredit the owner of the official Twitter account, Aisha Buhari.
SCENE 5: Sahara Reporters released a statement without any source or any link, claiming it was from Zenith Bank denying what Fayose said on the source of his money.
The drama is just starting and it's becoming more interesting!
WATCH OUT FOR PART FIVE...

THE HUNTED HUNTER (Parts 1, 2, 3 and 4)
There is an ongoing "AsoWood" Movies showing live in Nigeria.
The actors are:
1. Fayose
2. Buhari
3. EFCC
4. Aisha
5. Ex-EFCC Boss
6. A Nigerian Attorney residing in US
7. Lai Mohammed
SCENE 1: Ayo Fayose bans cattle grazing in Ekiti
SCENE 2: Buhari vex used EFCC to freeze Ayo Fayose's Zenith Bank account
SCENE 3: Ayo Fayose vex exposed that Aisha Buhari was involved in the $750,000 Halliburton Scandal
SCENE 4:Ex-EFCC Boss vex defended Buhari that it was another Aisha Buhari that was involved in the scandal and released a mutilated Int'l Passport to support the claim.
SCENE 5: Ayo Fayose aides bursted the Int'l Passport showing it has been mutilated.
First picture: Int'l Passport released by EFCC to show it was a different Aisha Buhari.
Second picture: Fayose revealing the Int'l passport was mutilated.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 2
The part two is released!
PART TWO:
SCENE 1: There was an outrage on social media that Mr. Integrity (Buhari) is also fantastically corrupt following Fayose's revelation.
SCENE 2: Aisha Buhari bursted her suppressed silence and got out of control on her official Twitter Handle calling a sitting governor "unchained mad dog" and reveals that Buhari is 73, she Aisha Buhari is 45 so she has enough strength to face Fayose.
SCENE 3: Aisha Buhari's outrage got her more condemnations as well as terrible negative comments on Social media.
SCENE 4: Nigerians began to dissect Aisha Buhari's response as follows:
- That means Aisha is guilty, if not she should have behaved like GEJ who when they lied on him that he was on exile he simply returned to Nigeria to prove them wrong. So Aisha Buhari should travel to USA to prove them wrong rather than verbal insult on a sitting governor, husband and a father.
- That means Aisha Buhari is saying Buhari is a weakling at his age.
- That means Buhari was a 41 years old soldier when he married Aisha as a Primary school girl at the age of 13 and she had her first born for Buhari at the age of 14.
SCENE 5: Both PDP governors forum and PDP Senators, condemned the Buhari led APC impunity, witch-hunting, intimidation and harassment of PDP members using EFCC, DSS, ICPC etc and ask them to retrace their steps if they want to enjoy their supports.
SCENE 6: EFCC said armed funds from Dasuki and Senator Musili Obanikoro were traced to the Zenith Bank Account of Fayose, which he used for his campaign.
SCENE 7: Ayo Fayose debunked EFCC allegation as false and malicious explaining that his campaign funds came from free will donations by Nigerians and Zenith Bank assistant.
SCENE 8: Ayo Fayose challenged Buhari to ask EFCC to probe APC source of campaign funds as well, rather than witch-hunting PDP members.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 3
(The Part Three is Released!)
PART THREE
A Nigerian Attorney residing in USA; Emeka Maduewesi,
San Francisco, California, USA.
Former Google Document Review Attorney at Google
The above authority from USA gave the drama a legal backing as he wrote as follows on his Facebook page:
No Office of First Lady: Dr. Kachikwu knows the real "Aisha" Buhari
I have been a lawyer in the United States since 2002. Once your practice will expose you to dealing with foreign corporations, you will mandatorily undergo a certified course in the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977, as amended, 15 U.S.C. §§ 78dd-1, et seq. ("FCPA".
I've gone through that course twice and have accessed all the documents in the case via PACER. The Nigerian Halliburton case - United States v. Tesler, et al., No. 09-cr-98 (S.D. Tex. Feb. 17, 2009), is the locus classicus in that area of law. All the other cases also involved Nigeria and Nigerians. What a corrupt country!
It was Jefferey Tesler who wire-transferred the bribe payments to or for the benefit of various Nigerian government officials, including officials of the executive branch of the Government of Nigeria, NNPC, and NLNG, and for the benefit of a political party in Nigeria.
If there is one clean man in Nigeria, that man is Dr. Ibe Kachikwu. He was involved in the investigation of this Halliburton case. The investigation turned him into the best resource for the US Department of Justice and thereafter, he would be invited to the United States to deliver lectures on the topic.
Dr. Ibe Kachikwu knows the real "Aisha" Buhari. I also know the real "Aisha" Buhari. She will never set foot on US soil. After all, there is no office of First Lady in Nigeria. So, even if the President visits, he will not be asked about the first lady.
THE HUNTED HUNTER 4
Part Four is Released!
PART FOUR:
SCENE 1: The person whose passport photograph they forged into the International Passport raised alarm that her passport is used in the forgery without her knowledge and that her name is NOT Aisha Buhari adding that she knows nothing about the scandal.
SCENE 2: As more drama continued to unfold and as the social media outrightly condemned Aisha Buhari's outrages, she became ashamed and deleted the verbal insult on Fayose from her twitter handle
SCENE 3: Aisha Buhari asked Lai Mohammed to perform his duty to save her from the negative comments her post on her twitter handle was earning her.
SCENE 4: Lai Mohammed did what he is known for as he raised alarm that it was not Aisha Buhari the First Lady that insulted Ayo Fayose. Lai said it was PDP and their agents that hacked Aisha Buhari's Twitter account and posted "Unchained Mad dog" to discredit the owner of the official Twitter account, Aisha Buhari.
SCENE 5: Sahara Reporters released a statement without any source or any link, claiming it was from Zenith Bank denying what Fayose said on the source of his money.
The drama is just starting and it's becoming more interesting!
WATCH OUT FOR PART FIVE...

sholatech:
Pictures? And does it have C of O?

I will upload pix soon.
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drey076:
Don't mind them, Dat is the reason why we are backward in Africa. Jonathan Dat is meant to be stoned to death. We celebrate corruption all because na our son

I know that all of you guys that are not happy with this write up, are below 35 yrs. indicate if am wrong.

so some of you guys will find it difficult to see what GEJ did for this nation, it take not just ordinary brain to understand what he did for this our great nation NIAGERIA. EVEN BUHARI KNOWS SHAT HE DID.

all I know is that GOIDLUCK is a hero of democracy. if it were others , they will prefer gamblling with the life of innocent citizen. some people needs to use their head before coming here to rant trash.

DaBullIT:
IMAGE LAUNDERING PROGRAM



hahahahahahhahaa



We have not forgotten the 3.3Trillion Naira that was recovered from Jonathan's buddies

We also remember his used Trains of transformation

and the second Niger Bridge

Oh and thievery is not corruption is trending on youtube 30 million views

stop the blaming game and get to work, the clock is ticking. the animal keeper has not even done anything, he is about to die, I wonder what will happen before the end of his tenure

blackpanda:
EXTREME STUPIDITY

Some people's brains are located under their feet! Jonathan the thief and corruption specialist can NEVER be a hero. He remains the worst mistake Nigeria has ever made! Ineffectual corrupt baboon!!

one zombie spotted.

Pls don't get mad at another man's success!

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN.

THE CALL,

When America saw the killing in the north in 2011 just because GEJ won the presidential election, they predicted the disintegration of Nigeria in 2015 knowing that there would be another presidential election and GEJ will again win and the war will begin.

2015 came, they heard and interpreted the Dogs and Baboons soaking in blood statement. America got prepared, they waited in Ghana and observe the happenings the world tuned their ears listening for the sound of bombs and watched expecting the first attack.

The "clock stood still" tension walked through the cities, terror became neighbours, everybody became a suspect.

He remembered the prediction, he remembered the threat, he also remembered the action in 2011.

He asked himself, is my political ambition worth the blood of any man?

The phone resting on the table
Results on cable
Jega's voice not stable

States still calling
Results still coming

Tension keep building
Prediction drawing near
Threat on alert.

He remembered you!!!!

Your importance to your family
Your value to the society
Your hope for the future.

He thought of a way out of this impending secretly organised war.

Just then, he picked his phone
He dialled a number
He said congratulations

And:

America's prediction failed
Buhari's threat failed

He uphold the peace
He uphold ONE Nigeria

The CALL wasn't because he lost

The CALL was for you to live

And YOU are still alive after 365days.

Please, appreciate him and say ....

THANK YOU SIR

DaBullIT:
Some goats will come and say it's a Lai some will oppose it saying it will cause job loss


The few reasonable ones will just say


Good job and leave the thread

why is it that some of you guys reason with it #anus,
what exactly is good about this project?
what is even wrong with this APC led govmnt, all they do is set up policies and project that will make the masses suffer, yes I said so, before someone best me up here, let's look into it this way.
if they face off danfos off the road, how of those danfo drivers or owners can afford to buy an AC bus, before you know is, the rich will come and take over the secyir, and the fair will be high for a common man, and the so called AC onec will not last for two years, but a well maintaind danfo can work like for ever.

they should have try to put a policy to make sure the danfos on Lagos roads are well maitaind to meet up with the standard that the state is expecting to meet with, let's start having that maintaining culture. the country is without money they say, where will they bring out money to buy AC buses?


there is no change in this #CHANGE

seunlayi:
ok o, where some people can't afford money to eat

.

How is that her #fckn business?!!!!


when her forefathers were busy savings for his unborn childrend, yours was probably in the village, doing juju or better still drinking and chassing peoples wife.

now you want her to come feed you.



I smell laziness

better go and work hard oooo, and make money so you can secure a better future for your childrend, so that they will not look for who to feed them tomorrow.


work hard to be rich, or you LEARN how to allow rich ppl enjoy their riches

give it up for my #igbobrothers, we can do anything, just name it!! #biafra4life

hmmmmmmmm! I don't kw what he is expecting from this, let him sponsor a bill on that, then we'll kw he has us in mind.