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Examine yourself, would you say you are addicted to Nairaland?

Here are some hints to help you accurately answer the question above.

1. How often do you visit NL daily?
2. Can you go a day without visiting NL?
3. How often do you post/comment on a trend?
4. How many followers do u have/how many are you following?
5. Is there anything you dont like about NL, or you just seem to over love everything?
6. Do you see yourself waving NL goodbye in the future?


P.S This aint a survey, nor am i a NL agent, its just a fun assessment, your outcome/answers won't be documented for any use...like i said earlier, its just a fun self examination.

awwww see Yemisi oh. my nysc padi padi. congrats dear

Hahaha.... Wee moustache!!! this ish funny as sh*t

Men, this is deep i a strange uncomfortable manner...oh my day!!! what has been seen, cannot be unseen.

falcon01:
why phone companys like to dey copy apple design

on the contrary, i blive thats a samsung carbon copy nt iPhone

AjalaJ:
Saheed Osupa, who wrongly calls himself Lord of music, while all he can sing is Fuji, has now gotten irritatingly hoarse voice.

When he was younger, his voice was so good.. Soooo sweet. Although I suspect that the older a musician gets, the less beautiful their voice is. Saheed Osupa’s case is a wonderful example.

How that he’s grown older and fatter (pot belly), his voice has gone from bad to worse, and making his songs seem like jangled cacophony. The voice is now HOARSE.

This dude can sing. He knows how to sing, but the voice is just as though a frog croaks… It’s a pathetic story. Some even say there may be a spiritual reason behind that.

Nonetheless, all hope is not lost. Maybe he can still train his voice to get better and more pleasant to the ear. He needs to develop the willpower and create the time to achieve this, otherwise, the sales of his new albums can be greatly affected.

If you see the guy who calls himself king of music, please tell him to train his voice.

Perfect Money/Payeer/Epay/Neteller: www..com.ng

Op must b an agent/fan/relative of KWAM 1. lol....free Osupa my guy.

Issa sensitive topic, pipo wee not talkie.

bet y cnt nairalanders differentiate btq a puff adder and a Python? upon all the snake lectures lala ditches out weekly. smh

oya shift lemme faint.

EmekaBlue:
Fine Python...Na this type dey swallow chickens for poultry

upon all the snakes killed on NL and lala's grt fascination for this creature, most NL members still cnt differentiate types of snakes..... That not a python oga, its a Puff adder or Gabon Viper.

Bless your soul op

Greenbullet:
I live in a house with three flats and in one flat I have this couple who are my friends, the man is fairly educated and his wife is an illiterate. The both of them quarrel regularly and since I am not a busybody , I do not interfere , all I do is listen but something has got me worried when listening to their quarrel, the woman always use the child's paternity to insult the man, some of the insults go like this
"Idiot man"
"Lazy man"
"Okobo"
"Leave my children, nor be you get them, I go carry them go meet who born them"
"Nor touch my children ooo,leave them for their papa"
Surely this insults infuriate the man and his sometimes beat his wife, I myself who is more reasonable think his three children are not really his, The wife is a trader and comes home at irregular times which also lead to quarrels , the children also do not have some facial characteristics of the said man.

I want to advise the man to do a DNA test ( only God knows if he knows what it means), but do you guys think this man is really the father or the wife is saying these things to spite him ?

Op u want to go from mind ur biz @ 100% to not minding it @ -1000%. that gonna b dangerous. atleast stat small small

they must hv been signs, dude refuse to use his cerebral abilities.

Proud to say my cousin is one of those 188....koko boy alias nic_denja

i see an amimal and meal....guess which is which?

Wee yhu ki qweyet...

LastMumu:
It is. First you lose your anonymity per adventure someone from the company that employed you is reading your thread.

Secondly, it can be seen as unprofessional by your employer. It makes you look like a blabbermouth, someone who can't be discreet with information.

Thirdly, why the _fuck are you even bothered about the name of who employed who on nairaland?

Did you realy just drop those points? am amazed.

First, gettin hire by any company isnt a private affair, there is a reason companies adopt the tradition of giving their staffs complimentary cards, its to basically put the company out there. why on earth will am employer think you are blabbing by naming his or her company on one of the most visited sites on Nigeria?

moreover employers will only likely put u on the spot when u say negative thing abt the coyon social media, which i like to think it isnt the case here.


i get the op point, its most likely a personal thing, mst pple do it here alot, personally i just dont think it changes anything to name the coy, but i believe it will give others seeking jobs greater hopes.

the idea is grt, but am not sure abt d end result, so all i get is 20inches of distance? not so cool.....good concept tho, open for improvement

But is it a crime to mention the name of the company that employed u.....every time pple claim to av gotten a job tru NL, the info is always shabby n sketchy....issokay.

only if i am a worm....what nonsense....

"Free Wifi (lol)"

op and you think this is a reason to share disparity joke...thats som1 grief right there, be human atleast.

ecoeco:
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E be like say all dos prince nd king roles wey e de play

4 film don de enter im head

Pls som1 tell him that dis is real life oo




#Eco99#

pyyxxaro:
He must be dreaming

Ur papa never contest finish, na u won contest

*issorai*

Cant u atleast try and see somthing good, even if its tiny in it....dude is young and vibrant, he can learn and become better...una neva tire for re-cycling of old ailing men for this country politics?

mrsJustveryOkay:
Yes o, meeee

kool...wht part of lagos

martinsfm:
many

hian...na wa oh, pple already av test date, some rejected, my own still dey pend....which kind wahala be dis...lol...thanks jare

DID ANYONE FROM LAGOS GET INVITED?

not fully..its the one prophesied abt unclothedness thats activated atm...

Polymath56:
You can help yourself by checking this link, you r going to see screenshots of those that hv bn Approved, rejected and pending successful submission.

https://www.nairaland.com/3428730/department-petroleum-resources-2016-graduate/101

thanks alot mate...wa gbayi.

Zirah:
Shut up. U keep screaming proof proof. No one's forcing you to believe. And no one owes you any proof.

and since when did asking for proof bcom an insult, u sound pain like hv been bounced, but how is dt my fault? if i hv for proof that u dont freaking hv, y not say u dont..rather than get personal...afterall i woke up dis morning to a news on NL abt Don Moen been dead(which apparently is fake)...anyways dude park well

bez:
Mine is approved graduate trainee system analyst while my Hubby's own is no institution and pending successful submission experience hire Geologist

screenshot of urs pls