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Politics / Re: 2019: Non-Indigenes In Rivers Endorse Wike (Photos) by sleekyjay(m): 2:27am On Jan 19, 2018
endorsement keh.. it was shit.. I was there
Education / Re: JAMB Fixes Feb 6 As Deadline For UTME Registration by sleekyjay(m): 4:07pm On Jan 10, 2018
#EndJamb ??
or make it free and twice a year
Travel / Re: How To Know If You Are In A Bad Hotel by sleekyjay(m): 3:27pm On Jan 05, 2018
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Business / Re: Apply For Tony Elumelu Foundation Entrepreneurship Programme 2018 by sleekyjay(m): 12:46pm On Jan 03, 2018
ok
Romance / Re: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by sleekyjay(m): 10:42am On Jan 03, 2018
SweetPuffPuff:
not if u dont look and have tbe monry of an American football player wink


lol, mammi you been residing in Pluto?

if you're not aware I donated 3% of my entire fortune to the national treasury to pull ya'll out of recession. then you have been on a long thing. tongue

as for looks, I seldom show my looks lest I sway the daughters of men into chronic infatuation.. grin grin
Romance / Re: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by sleekyjay(m): 12:58am On Jan 03, 2018
blessingsonflee:
hahaha! grin grin you are on a long thing . cheesy


ikr, I fancy long things grin grin

btw, why are you up this early, insomnia?
Nairaland / General / Re: Power Grid Is Back Up? What's Your Situation? by sleekyjay(m): 12:24am On Jan 03, 2018
MistadeRegal:
Not yet here. Everywhere still in darkness.



your location sir?
Nairaland / General / Re: Power Grid Is Back Up? What's Your Situation? by sleekyjay(m): 12:11am On Jan 03, 2018
let's just hope the issue is acted upon swiftly.


Lalasticlala
Romance / Re: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by sleekyjay(m): 11:56pm On Jan 02, 2018
SweetPuffPuff:
an not 1 of them chicks u been with look like this wink



smiles**
you can change the tide you know. #wink

I visualize you got 'em cardi B kinda figure ?? tongue
Nairaland / General / Power Grid Is Back Up? What's Your Situation? by sleekyjay(m): 11:51pm On Jan 02, 2018
at exactly 11:45pm 02-01-18 power was restored back.
seems the grid is back up

location: Mile 4 Port Harcourt, rivers state..

what's ur situation presently?




Logs

>> as @ 11:57pm another outage occurred..

>> as @ 12:17am, 03-01-18. Electricity is back in my location. grin

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Romance / Re: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by sleekyjay(m): 11:38pm On Jan 02, 2018
wtfcoded:
Remember that greedy people will never make heaven.


preach preacher.. grin
Romance / Re: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by sleekyjay(m): 11:36pm On Jan 02, 2018
blessingsonflee:
you just described a Mannequin bruv!



lol mammi, a mannequin it is then.
on the morrow, I will locomote to the nearest boutique and profess my undying love.. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Can You Love Someone You Don't Find Physically Attractive? by sleekyjay(m): 10:36pm On Jan 02, 2018
how on earth will I even love you, if you don't prick the least of my fantasies?

I don't believe in all that "it's not about looks BS"

see, she gotta be fine AF..
melon b00bs,
minaj like @ss,
subtle lips,
straight legs,
eyes to die for. etc

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Technology Market / HP 15 For Sale. 4gb/500gb @50k (slightly Negotiable) by sleekyjay(m): 4:31pm On Jan 01, 2018
interested persons DM on Whatsapp lets talk. 07083016902


Location: PH

Sports / Re: Somebody Pity Me, See Game Wey Cut My Money... by sleekyjay(m): 1:51am On Dec 31, 2017
waleylagboy:
see the bad luck Middlesbrough's that spoil my flexing mood just now.....

next week gonna be a bomb....

I base on draw..

am not gonna sell anytin..
its free, I repeat its free..

part of my service to humanity

notify me for pay after win if u are interested.....
so I can create a group to give it free, reward me after u win...
next week oh

but i av one draw tomorrow...

let's see if Tottenham is set for us...



interested pls

07083016902 Whatsapp

thanks
Education / Re: 15 Insanely Unique Buildings That Will Blow Your Mind by sleekyjay(m): 1:40am On Dec 31, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Need A Better Job In 2018? by sleekyjay(m): 1:39am On Dec 31, 2017
asapjayfroshcr9@gmail.com
Education / Re: How To Register For JAMB 2018 (Step By Step) by sleekyjay(m): 11:28am On Dec 19, 2017
this country is so useless and cruel to her citizens.
6,500?? will they share lunch during the exams?
how many people can even afford that sum?
too much ills in this country


so jamb is now also a source of internally generated revenue?
what in the hell will 6,500 be used for?
we are still in 2017, some schools are yet to conclude there admission process but these greasy fellows are already selling forms for next year..

#6,500 for an exam that;

1. candidates won't be issued a certificate after writing.

2. is valid for only one year.

3. most people will miss due to the nonchalant attitude of the administrators.


there kids aren't even in 9ja to face the mess they put the average Nigerian..

rubbish!!

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Education / Re: Computer Science Final Year Project Softwares. by sleekyjay(m): 12:03am On Dec 15, 2017
we deliver quality products at the fastest possible time frame..
Education / Computer Science Final Year Project Softwares. by sleekyjay(m): 12:01am On Dec 15, 2017
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Education / Re: Top 7 Best SCIENCE Courses You Can Study In Nigeria 2018 by sleekyjay(m): 1:57pm On Dec 12, 2017
op, there is nothing like best science courses..
Education / Re: Oforkaja Chiamaka Rachel‎, FUTO Undergraduate Slays In Birthday Photos by sleekyjay(m): 3:46pm On Dec 08, 2017
oga OP na your gf be that?

the way posts with little or no relevance makes FP undecided

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Forum Games / Re: Riddle: How Many Cars Need To Be Moved In This Riddle? by sleekyjay(m): 1:11am On Dec 04, 2017
Hozier:
wow, I never thought of that. Very smart.

lol, thanks brotherly
cool cool cool

this is FP worthy I think.. hopefully the mods see so too
Forum Games / Re: Riddle: How Many Cars Need To Be Moved In This Riddle? by sleekyjay(m): 11:03pm On Dec 03, 2017
Hozier:
What is the lowest number of cars need to be moved for the blue car to make it to the other end.

Give answer with explanation on which cars need to move and to where.


Let's go. cheesy


logically, just two cars need to move. the cars labeled 5 & 7.

5 moves to park vertically between 2 & 10.
7 moves to park horizontally between 1 & 4

then the blue car can get to the other end..

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