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Properties › Re: 3bed Room Flat For Sale @ D Cheapest Price You Could Ever Imagine by SleekyP(m): 7:32pm On Apr 17, 2015

DuchessLily:
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Thanx, but was done deliberately

Forum Games › Re: Game Session. . . Fill In The Gaps. by SleekyP(m): 6:20pm On Apr 17, 2015

Romance › Re: Is The Guy Too Old For Me by SleekyP(m): 6:19pm On Apr 17, 2015

overdrive:
dey there. if d guy na otedola pikin or dangote pikin. will this question arise.

sense

Romance › Re: . by SleekyP(m): 6:11pm On Apr 17, 2015

Baddest thread ever grin

mulattoclaro,LaurelP

Romance › Re: The Perfect Day. by SleekyP(m): 5:48pm On Apr 17, 2015

deuce7:
Perfect day for me is when I land good clients and they deliver as expected...every other thing can easily fall in place

you know this!

Romance › Re: Should You Take Someone Back After They Have Cheated And Says I'm Sorry? by SleekyP(op): 5:46pm On Apr 17, 2015

Romance › Re: A Love Poems For Nneka123 by SleekyP(m): 5:29pm On Apr 17, 2015

falconey:
sorry dude....she is a male now.

for real?

Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy's P.A, Sameera Ahmed [photo] by SleekyP(m): 5:27pm On Apr 17, 2015

Flat boobs already? undecided

Romance › Re: Attitudes Guys Display When They Have Been Lured, Duped & Dumped By Gold Diggers by SleekyP(m): 5:24pm On Apr 17, 2015

we going to FP!

Properties › Re: 3bed Room Flat For Sale @ D Cheapest Price You Could Ever Imagine by SleekyP(m): 4:20pm On Apr 17, 2015

DuchessLily:
Serious??

Fraudster everywhere , we Dnt Knw who to believe

Romance › Re: Is This The New Trend! by SleekyP(m): 3:46pm On Apr 17, 2015

chidiezeh:
if I try 7 e no do... Aaaaaaaaah .. NL no go contain me and you ooh

tried it

Romance › Re: Is This The New Trend! by SleekyP(m): 3:42pm On Apr 17, 2015

7 is the last number....thank me later tongue

Romance › Re: Share Your Opinions Please by SleekyP(m): 3:25pm On Apr 17, 2015

toluleke:
I feel happy and fulfilled, to God be the glory I would be getting married to my world and my friend by next month, but an issue has been disturbing us. We are both Virgins (by God's grace not by our power) please I just want to hear people opinions about how you deflowered your wife,what are the necessary things to put in place before doing it cause I am so naive about it.
Mature opinions please,this would probably help others too. We are so scared and we really don't no.

Romance › Re: Share Your Opinions Please by SleekyP(m): 3:20pm On Apr 17, 2015

cc: Tallesty1

Celebrities › Re: Davido And Driver Assault MC Galaxy, Inflict Injury On Sekem Crooner by SleekyP(m): 3:14pm On Apr 17, 2015

SO?

We

Should

Fry

Plantain?

angry

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Politics › Re: 2015: Gani Adams Denies Collecting Money From Jonathan by SleekyP(op): 3:10pm On Apr 17, 2015

tayoxx:
Failure has no friends

True!

Romance › Re: Ladies What Would U Do If Your Spouse Hire This Damsel To Be Ur Childs Nanny? by SleekyP(m): 3:03pm On Apr 17, 2015

Nneka123 (m) huh

Family › Re: 9 Prayers To God That Will Make Your Marriage Blossom!! by SleekyP(op): 2:54pm On Apr 17, 2015

1one:
10. Creativity for amazing sex

For those of us who would stick to God's principle of avoiding pre-marital sex, it is worthy to note that even though sex and its desires are primal, the know-how is a function of creativity and maybe to some extent-experience, and since we chose to stick to his principle rather than gain experience from pre-marital sexing up and down, we should also ask him to bless us with the requisite creativity to give our spouses continuous episodes of mind blowing, body throbbing sexperiences.

Crime › Igbo Traders, Cemetery Workers Clash At Ladipo by SleekyP(op): 2:50pm On Apr 17, 2015

There was a bloody clash between Igbo traders and cemetery workers on Thursday and early today at Ladipo Market in Mushin, Lagos, western Nigeria, after the cemetery attendants formed a parallel executive and took over the leadership of the market.

P.M.NEWS gathered that many traders were wounded following the clash during which guns, machetes and axes were freely used before the police later brought the situation under control.

When our correspondent visited the market on Friday morning, the whole area was rowdy and some traders shut their shops and left the market.

Some police officers were deployed at strategic locations in the market to prevent further fracas.

It was not the first time the groups were fighting at the market. Last month, there was fighting and eight workers were arrested and charged before Ebutt Metta Magistrates’ court for causing mayhem in the market dominated by Igbo auto spare parts traders.

On Tuesday this week another fight broke out which left some traders injured before Thursday’s fighting which spilled over to today.

The fighting which paralysed commercial activities in the market was between the leadership of the market’s central body called Ladipo Auto Central Executive, LACEC and cemetery attendants led by Monday Lawrence.

Monday Lawrence, LACEC leader

Trouble started when some cemetery workers stormed the market with the aid of some military officers.

The workers started moving round the market and ringing bell to announce that the executive of the market has been dissolved and they were now in charge of the market.

When LACEC task force members attempted to stop them, fighting broke out.

Last month, they printed receipts and started collecting tolls from the traders which also resulted in fracas.

Eight members of the group were arrested by the police and charged before Ebutte Metta Magistrate’s court for the offence.

They were granted bail and are still facing trial for assaulting one of the task force members, Ndubusi Eme during the fracas.

Confirming the development, the president of LACEC, Comrade Kinsley Ogunor said the cemetery workers have been terrorising the traders, insisting that they must control the affairs of the market.

•A policeman on guard at Ladipo market, Lagos this morning

He said the market leadership had made several reports to the security agents including the Mushin Local Government Council which contracted the cemetery workers to call Monday and his group to order to no avail.

Ogunor explained that Lawrence came to the market to manage Mushin LGA cemetery located at Ladipo Street close to the market and was not a trader there.

He said Monday seized the opportunity to cause trouble and it appeared that some unseen hands were supporting him and his group.

He said “from the cemetery he started encroaching and now says he wants to take over the management of the market against the wish of the traders.”

Some of the traders who spoke to our reporter expressed fear that the crises might degenerate to serious crises that will affect the state. Effort to speak to Lawrence failed because his phones were switched off.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/04/17/igbo-traders-cemetery-workers-clash-at-ladipo/

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Romance › Re: Guys; Would You Do This Even If Offered Millions? (photo) by SleekyP(m): 2:40pm On Apr 17, 2015

Haba! hell nooooooo

Romance › Re: Tips For Guys On Why Do Women Have Attitude Problems For No Reason? by SleekyP(op): 2:39pm On Apr 17, 2015

Family › 9 Prayers To God That Will Make Your Marriage Blossom!! by SleekyP(op): 2:36pm On Apr 17, 2015

Marriage can be a wonderful thing, especially when a husband and wife take their vows seriously and truly learn to love honor and cherish one another. But even in the best of marriages, there will be times when couples won’t always agree.

To get any marriage to flourish, invite God to be a part of it. God will do all he can to help your marriage. All that is required of you is to ask him for it. These nine things you can plead to God for in prayer that can help your marriage.

1. God’s guidance

Not only does God see the bigger picture, but he knows your heart and the heart of your companion. He knows what both of you need and what you desire. He knows your weaknesses and your strengths. He knows your thoughts and your motivations.

God has all the knowledge you need to help your marriage. If you ask for his guidance, he can help you know the steps to take to help strengthen your relationship with your spouse. Ask for God’s guidance and listen to his spirit before making your decisions.

2. An increase of strength

You do not have to rely on your own strength to withstand the difficulties that may come in a marriage. God strengthens and helps you accomplish whatever task is required. He can give you the courage to have a difficult conversation, the strength to care for an ill spouse, and the ability to overcome heartache. God can give you the strength to rise above whatever conflicts or trials make their way into your marriage.

3. An understanding heart

Many conflicts arise in marriage because of a lack of understanding. It is difficult to put ourselves in the place of another because we are not them. We do not think like they do and we have not had the experiences that have shaped their perceptions. Because of this, it is important that when we are asking God for help, we ask him to give us an understanding heart. We need the ability to understand our spouse so we are more able to relate to them.

4. Wisdom

Wisdom is not just having knowledge; it’s being able to make good judgments. Because we are human, we are constantly making judgments. Sometimes, those judgments are unfair because they are based on our perceptions rather than actual reality.

In marriage, it is important that we gather all the facts before we make any judgment calls. This requires real communication with your spouse where you’re not afraid to be honest and open with one another. Open communication will give you knowledge and as you pray for wisdom, you will be able to use that knowledge to make good and fair judgments calls.

5. A spirit of peace

Contention can destroy any marriage. Asking God for a spirit of peace will help give you the ability to face conflict without the contention. It will give you the desire to correct the problem without wanting to seek revenge or hurt your partner. When you face contention with a spirit of peace, you’re better at listening. You also give your companion the same opportunity.

6. A disposition to see good

When you are living with someone, it is easy to start seeing all their faults. It is difficult, however to see the good qualities of a person if you are constantly focusing on the bad. Ask God to help you see the good in your spouse. The good qualities become your focus and the things that annoy you tend to get smaller and smaller. Just like the lens on a camera, what you are focused on becomes your reality.

7. An attitude of gratitude

Showing gratitude for your spouse is one of the greatest things you can do for them. Everyone loves to feel important to someone and as you show your gratitude for your spouse, you are letting them see exactly what they mean to you. Ask God to help you show gratitude, not only for who they are, but for what they do for you. Not only will you strengthen your relationship, but you will live a happier life.

8. A willingness to forgive

In every marriage, there are going to be times when your spouse is going to do something that you are going to have to forgive him for. There are also going to be times when you are going to require the same forgiveness from him. The truth is, if you want your spouse to forgive your weaknesses, it is important that you are willing to forgive his. Forgiving is not always easy, but if you ask God for help, you will have the ability to forgive and to be forgiven.

9. The capacity to love

Love keeps your marriage together. When everything around you seems to be falling apart, it is the love that you share with your spouse that will help you keep things together. You can overcome every obstacle together as long as there is love between you. When your marriage starts to struggle, ask God, above all, to help you love your spouse. If you feel the love is gone, ask God to help you get it back. Love doesn’t just help the world go round; love is the heart of marriage.

God is ready and willing to help your marriage. With his help, you can not only strengthen your marriage, but you can change your life, and he’s only a prayer away.

source: www.informationng.com
cc: royalroy,Ishilove

Politics › Re: 2015: Gani Adams Denies Collecting Money From Jonathan by SleekyP(op): 2:29pm On Apr 17, 2015

Boss13:
This kind of lie can kill someone

Crime › Re: Orekoya Kids: My Husband Is The Mastermind Behind The Kidnap – Nanny by SleekyP(op): 2:19pm On Apr 17, 2015

Henix:
wickedness at its peak

highest order cry

Career › Re: How Will You Treat Your Current Boss If You Become His Superior In Future by SleekyP(m): 1:58pm On Apr 17, 2015

Tit for tat tongue

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Romance › Re: The Perfect Day. by SleekyP(m): 1:56pm On Apr 17, 2015

Tallesty1:
FOR HER…

7:00 Wake up to hugs and kisses

7:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable restaurant

12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses from secret admirer

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers

10:00 Hot shower- alone

10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Mouth Action

6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked girl who bends over a lot

7:30 Car arrives

7:45 Several beers on route to the Work

9:15 Receives paper from the hottest secretary ever

9:30 A drive to meet someone (Mouth Action on-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of wine hmm

12:15 Mouth Action

12:30 Another Mouth Action (oh lord!)

2:15 Watches sport

2:30 Argument with friends on which club is the best.

3:30 Late afternoon meeting with females that wore short skirts, who also bend over a lot (i smell...)

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle

5:00 Home, massage and hand job by naked Omotola ( who bends over, naturally)

6:45 shit, shower and shave

7:00 Watch news—and a war film

7:30 Dinner.

9:00 Brandy and cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 Night-cap Mouth Action

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

all day every day cool

Politics › Re: El – Rufai, Decries Kaduna Violence by SleekyP(op): 1:35pm On Apr 17, 2015

jascon1:
Abeg make Una no vex o. I day find one of my old friends her name Na nkoli. She fair, short one kind come get dimple for her chinks. She day do jerry coil and her nose big small
Any information pls let me know

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