This is so hilarious

Wilfried Zaha has opened up about his "hell" at Man Utd and said his time at Old Trafford made him "down and depressed".

The winger signed for United as a teenager after playing a big part in Crystal Palace's promotion back to the Premier League in 2013.

"Obviously, getting to United isn't easy, so not being given a chance is hard to take," he told The Sun.

"I don't regret anything because it made me stronger. I feel as though I can deal with anything now.

"I went through so much with United, with England. There were rumours that the reason I wasn't playing for United was because I slept with David Moyes's daughter, and no one attempted to clear that up.

"So I was fighting my demons by myself, these rumours that I knew weren't true."

Bernd Leno says he is ready to build on his Arsenal debut and push to become first-choice goalkeeper after a "frustrating" start to life at the club.

The 26-year-old joined the Gunners from Bayer Leverkusen in the summer but had to wait for Thursday's 4-2 Europa League win over Vorskla Poltava to make his debut.

Asked if he had been frustrated at being made to wait to make his debut, Leno replied: "Of course, because I came to the club to play every game.

"But I think to move to a bigger club, another country, it needs maybe a little bit of time. It is a little bit frustrating but I keep calm and work very hard to improve."

An anonymous source claims, The fight started on Monday and so far 6 people have been confirmed dead...

Please let’s move this to FP
Lalasticla
Seun

24hrs light here in ketu but the bill is outrageous... d last was abt 16k

hopeful something good will come out of the meeting they are about to have because of utme exams dat is coming up next week

Pls, who is he again? The only tin i knw is dat madrid played against one team like dat in french lig n roro got a brace as 4 me d rest aint important

One Word For This...

#MADNESS

hardwork pays...

Is d acct worth the effort besides she opened anoda one so let it go bruh...

These boys have cried more times than the girls, u start to wonder is this a strategy or dy jus too emotional?

Dimples129:

I'm in my house eating Doritos for breakfast, come and beat me

Dont choke...:-)

XhosaNostra:

Right after you.

what do i need it for?

Dimples129:

Is it your tummy

SADLY NO

Dimples129:
Why do some men have a small sick

We are not meant to be all the same

Be there tryin to change topic, frm d looks of tinz im u have a big tummy ur insecurity is al ova d place :-(

XhosaNostra:

It's also a matter of genetics.
You don't like it when it's big, there's the door...

Genetics? hahaha... read more sis

Niccur was zoned, he shuld have proposed b4 givin up his kidney...

XhosaNostra:


Those are plastic surgery queens & "public figures", did you think they were going to let it stay like that?

No one owes YOU a flat stomach!

Other woman with flat tummy after 9mnths have 2 heads abi? kwantinu

biacan:
Not again please we're not yet done with ebony now this

Ebony na ur family member

Pls the snake shuld be properly interogated, it culdnt have acted alone...

lala must be involved, he shuld be called in for questioning...

kunlesufyan:
Awon science student

chem practicals finally paid off

Dude is a y0ruba demon gone wrong...

Lol, u call dat a result?

So u finally give dat poor virgin belle?

wow! in dat 9yrs dia fav movie must have been lord of the rings...