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Celebrities / Re: Niyola And Fan Fight Over Her Bikin Picture " Aunty Where The Breast Na".(photo) by sleekyskillz(m): 10:29am On Sep 26, 2017
People get bad mouth sha... of all the things he could say na only d breast him see?


chai, d reply was EPIC tho #lol
Celebrities / Re: Mavin Records Boss Don Jazzy Is Allegedly Impotent - FB User, Queen Dina Ikoma by sleekyskillz(m): 10:24am On Sep 26, 2017
Chai, this one na word oh!

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Spoted In A Black Sexy Gown Showing Off Her Cleavage by sleekyskillz(m): 10:23am On Sep 26, 2017
Beautiful as ever


Oshey! in this cold weather...


God is watching u!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: My Boss Threats B/c I Am Dating A Lady He Ones Dated by sleekyskillz(m): 10:16am On Sep 26, 2017
Follow ur heart bro, if u truly luv her n u believe she's worth the trouble then u fight for her by standing ur ground...
Celebrities / Re: Peter, Paul And Jude Okoye Fight At Lawyer's Office (Video) by sleekyskillz(m): 10:10am On Sep 26, 2017
Dont they have family members, its a family tin and it shuld be settled amongst family...


woman or not dey family n dey shuld learn to work tinz out even if psquare is no more...


lola n peter r married so naturally she's family also

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Crime / Re: My Life Is In Danger, Please Help Me Out! by sleekyskillz(m): 10:03am On Sep 26, 2017
Supersuave2:
Why do I have a feeling this is all lies from the pit of hell?

maybe you should start by showing us the message posted on your fb wall undecided

Ease up he's just a kid...
Dude, There's no need to panick since u've done notin, ur frnds might probably wanna prank u

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Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola Poses With White Policemen In New York City (Photos) by sleekyskillz(m): 9:56am On Sep 26, 2017
What should we now do oh?
rain dey fall make i kuku ma enter am...
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Escapes Death As Fire Guts His House While He Was Asleep In Lagos by sleekyskillz(m): 9:51am On Sep 26, 2017
Haha... when ur ex wife village people are following you :')

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Sports / Re: You Are Not Messi – What Cavani Told Neymar During First Meeting Revealed by sleekyskillz(m): 8:47am On Sep 26, 2017
Neymar should learn to respect his elders, shadow or no shadow cavani senior am n i doubt if he can take him on...

Dude is just a spoilt brat

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Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This...! by sleekyskillz(m): 8:16am On Sep 26, 2017
Girl: baby, that guy slapped me on the butt
Boy: he did whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!
Romance / Re: Say Something Nice About Your Ex by sleekyskillz(m): 11:18pm On Sep 25, 2017
*SPITS*

She's a HOE!!!


i no try?

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Crime / Re: Shameful! 10 Nigerian Bag Prison Terms In The U.S For Yahoo Yahoo by sleekyskillz(m): 7:51am On Sep 25, 2017
9JA we always reppin'


meanwhile their OGA i.e Dammy krane is back... The hustle is real[b]9JA we always reppin'


meanwhile their OGA i.e Dammy krane is back... The hustle is real[/b]9JA we always reppin'


meanwhile their OGA i.e Dammy krane is back... The hustle is real
Celebrities / Re: Sinful Friday With Seyi Hunter Uncensored: I’m The Sex Goddess Of Our Time by sleekyskillz(m): 5:22pm On Sep 24, 2017
[/b]Oshey! Sex goddess my foot...
see as she wor wor sef mstchew![/b]
Fashion / Re: 'Orange September'; Nigerians React Over This Lady's Outfit At An Event. Photos by sleekyskillz(m): 5:17pm On Sep 24, 2017
I see nothing wrng with her dressing... she oozes sex appeal

Her orange fall on ME!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Instagram Deletes Photo Of Hushpuppi Gucci Shopping Spree - Hush Reacts by sleekyskillz(m): 4:55pm On Sep 24, 2017
U people dat r sayin instagram r envious are RETARDS!!!


People richer than this guy don't show off like this...

can any of u beat ur chest n tell me what dis guy does 4 a living?
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko, Ken Erics, Chiwetalu Agu, Harry B, Ugezu Pictured On Set by sleekyskillz(m): 4:22pm On Sep 24, 2017
*Swallows spit*
pleez whose daughter is this?
9JA directors go don bleep this one tire... sobz
Crime / Re: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by sleekyskillz(m): 4:11pm On Sep 24, 2017
The first mistake u made was letting her spend the night, dude don't u watch movies?

Any other tin dat happened was jus the will of GOD take it as a score n move on...

u did good bro we both knw she needed that wink

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Forum Games / Re: Arrange These Persons in The Order Of Their Stupidity by sleekyskillz(m): 10:54am On Sep 24, 2017
I think no 1 is the most stupid for not having a saw of his own :,):-)
Career / Re: Aniema Violet Enahoro: Female Pilot Who Is Married To A Pilot by sleekyskillz(m): 7:13pm On Sep 23, 2017
Edo boys no dey carry last
#uromiboiz
Sports / Re: Chant About The Size Of Romelu Lukaku's Manhood By Man United Fans Causes Uproar by sleekyskillz(m): 1:50pm On Sep 22, 2017
They meant no harm tho... d guy is on top form! so let dem chant as long as it doesnt affect his form on d pitch
Romance / Re: Am 18 And Am In Love With A 30yrs Guy by sleekyskillz(m): 4:25pm On Sep 19, 2017
taylor88:

IF THAT GUY NO FUVK U TODAY MAKE THUNDER FIRE ME




visiting him today for fear of not breaking up



My advice :
1.if u ain't ready for s3x locate the nearest iron welder to make u a helmet pant (i can connect u with my guy to construct that 4 u) make sure ur dad is with the key after locking it


OR



2. Get ready to collect ur 25litres of undiluted and frustrated konjugated spermatozoa that hv accumulated for 7yrs without seeing the day light

Remember any 24+ male spermatozoa that hv not ejaculated for at least 3yrs automatically turns RED



Enjoy ur ToTo tour
This is insanely hilarious but sadly true!!!
Celebrities / Re: P'square Cancels Upcoming America Tour Over Reports Of New Rift by sleekyskillz(m): 11:02am On Sep 19, 2017
P square but maka y naw cry?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Text Message From Footgameng by sleekyskillz(m): 9:17am On Sep 19, 2017
mentorspencer:
Please did anyone else received a text from Footgameng? I applied for the post of Digital marketer.

I don't know anything about the company but I was told to come for job orientation on Wednesday. Please can anyone confirm if the job is genuine.

Thanks.
I also got the same text, i did a lil diggin but didnt find much... guess we'll find out wen we get there
Education / Re: 10 Carry Over In My Final Year. What Should I Do? by sleekyskillz(m): 4:27pm On Sep 18, 2017
Queenlovely:
My friend is in a dilemma now. She has more Carry over in her final year. What do you think she should do. She was given economics to study as against the banking and finance she wanted. Now the day of pain is near. She cant tell her people of an extra year. They would kill her. She has so many other siblings waiting for aunty to graduate and rescue the family. What can she do. She no be slay queen oh.

its simple,she shuld just go n block...
Romance / Re: Photos Of Nigerian Man & His Big Girlfriend Trend Online by sleekyskillz(m): 2:42pm On Jun 13, 2017
Undying love my ass... didn't anyone notice why her face wasnt shown... nigga tryna get attention and he did
Celebrities / Re: What If I Impregnated Freda Francis - AY Slams Critics by sleekyskillz(m): 2:37pm On Jun 13, 2017
Sharp warri boi(even though he's not), he probably tryin to cover his tracks

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Politics / Re: Atiku Reacts To EFCC Invasion Of Sun Newspaper by sleekyskillz(m): 2:22pm On Jun 13, 2017
StRichard:
Just trying to be relevant because of his presidential ambition.
Can't blame the man he's probably feeling like mko

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