Oga use google naw? and did u apply 4 a job with dem?

lexy2014:
no b small thing. Pre-wedding, pre-birthday. Dem go soon start pre-pregnancy&pre-naming tinz

My broda even pre-burial go soo start :-D

GloriaNinja:
THE GIRL FINE PASS THE MAN THOUGH...

WHEREAS NAIRALAND IS NOW A HOME FOR PRE-WEDDING PICTURES.

Exactly my point... Happy 4 both of them tho

Take the dude to court n let us knw his fate already :\

KushyKush:
I've got

* A WALKA 7

* A power bank

* An old Toshiba DVD player

* NYSC boots wasting away

* A Samsung galaxy Tab (but cracked screen)

* Also A free ticket to the Upcoming Nairaland get together party.

I dont mind having d galaxy tab or walka 7 bro thanks

dollyjoy:
plenty Tory ontop recharge card again. Na wa o

wetin consign u? she's just being honest

Twaci:
Finished dear, sorry.

Ahhhh... ojoro!!!! issokay

Twaci:
it's finished dear, I'm sorry

what bout glo naw? :/

OP, are we allowed to give out our fone no? like u said notin is too small

RoyalBlak007:
Who will dash

me something na ?

Cum lemme dash u stick

Movie tickets up 4 grabs... preferably girls n shuld be based in lag

Anybody willing to give out a puppy, i wuld really appreciate...

Twaci:
Okay I've got #200 recharge cards for 5 people

Any network of your choice

I'm in... glo pls

Is it that some of you cannot read ni? She was 16 when she took the oath now she's 28, can't compare what happened back then to now... SMH



Stop being superstitious on move on with ur life jawe, tho i'm not an expert on oath takin but i believe since the day is dead ur no longer tied to anything so go out there and bleep a guy or two but if anything happens no be me send u oh

Aint it obvious? kylie is pregnant and she's willing to give the baby to her big sis who has been in search of a baby for GOD knws how long...

Dude u bleeped on ur first date and ur surprised she smokes?


what were u expecting? Boys sha... abeg pass me her control coz i dont mind atall

I wuld be lying if i said i know what ur going tru, we've all hit rock bottom at some point in our respective lives...



Even if ur gonna dropout make sure
1. u've exhausted all your options

2. U have a PLAN!



You can either stay at the bottom of d sea or u can swim to the top, d choice is urs

9Jerians can cook sh.t up... nawa oh!!!

petrol? kilode?

Mstchew! lemme go n boil beans jawe... as 4 d rest of ya, una don chop belle na y una get time 4 dis two over grown babies... *sips alomo*

How's d peepee gonna fit in there?

FTC!!!

Intellad:
guy guy leave me the hell alone... goan deal wit ur incest family biko..... I don't go down on small kids like u with tiny broom dick

I hope u choke on it

Intellad:
go rape ur mother as usual... ape

Lame N stale RETARD!!! I'm guessing ur mom was rapped by a local dog thus the traits... pity

Intellad:
guy face the other side... free me, I don't really like ur tiny dick

Dude shut d f**k up n take ur trade else where... gay a** m*f*

#BLACKLIFEMATTERS



Donald trump is a white supremacist and a jackass... Stephen curry and the golden state warriors declined an invite to the white house becoz of this white trash




E sweet me when Lebron called him a 'bum'

She said, 'gimme something light am not really hungry, something light'

*in falz voice*

mavinc4u:


No, all are not weddings are not the same especially in igbo land because someone that did only traditional today can marry another person tomorrow and once he weds the second one that one becomes his legal wife. Besides white and court wedding usually come with wedding certificate to show that their union has been sealed but traditional shows nothing.

Noted but still dey family, they shuld tink of d effect it'd hv on d kids

Shame! U'll loose ur job bcoz of d so called nigerians...

donald trump's spawn #mstchew

Callous and inhumane...


What a loss! My heart goes out to the fam n i hope justice prevails

mavinc4u:


Abeg bro no vex. I wan ask question. The last I checked peter and Lola did only traditional marriage, have they done white wedding or probably court wedding, just asking?

Traditional white or court all na wedding...

Omo lomo... ur mama is a slay mama


Meanwhile... Fifa 18 inna few days

OSHI! NEXT!!! OSHI! NEXT!!!