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 Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Introverts by sleemoon(m): 3:29pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Nastydroid:Hmmm. Booking space till next year  Nastydroid:Hmmm. Booking space till next year |
| Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Introverts by sleemoon(m): 10:56pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
hoyinkansola:Nice one! Glad to see us coming out 1by1 |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 10:53pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Mitchely:She's really trustworthy..... I can bank my mom on her.... |
| Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Introverts by sleemoon(m): 10:14pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
| Nairaland General › Re: A Thread For Introverts by sleemoon(m): 6:25pm On Oct 16, 2014 |
Can someone please tell me why this thread hasn't made front page since..... Dis re the kind of topics that we need on FP not some funny lookalike of TBJ or some 10 ways of dis nd dat |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 11:37am On Oct 15, 2014 |
tumixxo:You re welcome to bum in here!! Buh dnt jst bum in alone.... Make sure you buy a cubetalk9x tablet.... U ll b glad u bum in here |
| Nairaland General › Re: Something You Never Realized About Jackie Chan. (pix) by sleemoon(op): 10:31am On Oct 11, 2014 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: Something You Never Realized About Jackie Chan. (pix) by sleemoon(op): 10:31am On Oct 11, 2014 |
| Nairaland General › Re: Something You Never Realized About Jackie Chan. (pix) by sleemoon(op): 6:50pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
missberrypop5:u b oyinbo pepper NAa..... were d black woman dey |
| Nairaland General › Re: Something You Never Realized About Jackie Chan. (pix) by sleemoon(op): 4:18pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
missberrypop5:heyya..... she's blushing sha :p |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 4:15pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
tyconcepts:ose oremi....... av sent d vanilla flavored jezlin to u tru Agofure parcel...... it ll b delivered same time tomorrow.,, tnx |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Nd Nigerians Beware of this Fraudulent Act by sleemoon(op): 4:11pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
darnley16:lol |
| Nairaland General › Re: Something You Never Realized About Jackie Chan. (pix) by sleemoon(op): 4:09pm On Oct 10, 2014 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Nd Nigerians Beware of this Fraudulent Act by sleemoon(op): 11:58pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
ojaydedon:am a living witness bro..... dey didn't even call my parents... na one of my aunts wey dey ilorin dem call and me dey lag..... aw dey got her num and my name still dey baffle me till today |
| Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Nd Nigerians Beware of this Fraudulent Act by sleemoon(op): 11:54pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
JOACHINpedro:BUSTED!!!! So u dey among dem baa....Oga Seun com carry dis guy |
| Nairaland General › Nairalanders Nd Nigerians Beware of this Fraudulent Act by sleemoon(op): 10:28pm On Oct 09, 2014*. Modified: 10:34am On Oct 11, 2014 |
Given below is what happened to someone & he has narrated this in his own words: " I received a call from someone claiming that he was from my mobile Service provider and he asked me to shutdown my phone for 2 hours for 3G update to take place. As I was rushing for a meeting,I did not question, but just shut down my cell phone. After 45 minutes I felt very suspicious since the caller did not even introduce his name. I quickly turned on my cell phone and saw several missed calls from my family members and the others were from the number that had called me earlier –I called my parents and I was shocked that they sounded very worried asking me whether I am safe. My parents told me that they had received a call from someone claiming that they had me with them and asking for money to let me free. The call was so real and my parents even heard 'my voice' crying out loud asking for help. My father was at the bank waiting for next call to proceed for money transfer. I told my parents that I am safe and asked them to lodge a police report .Right after that I received another call from the guy asking me to shutdown my cell phone for another 1 hour which I refused to do and hung up. They kept calling my cell phone until the battery had run down. I myself lodged a police report and I was informed by the officer that there were many such scams reported. MOST of the cases reported that the victim had already transferred the money! And it is impossible to get back the money. Be careful as this kind of scam might happen to any of us!!!Those guys are so professional and very convincing during calls. If you are asked to shut down your cell phone for updates by the service provider, ASK AROUND!Your family or friends might receive the same call. "Be Safe and Stay Alert!Please pass around to your family and friends !!! DONT JUST READ, SHARE WITH OTHERs |
| Nairaland General › The Ant And Its Life Intrigues !!! by sleemoon(op): 9:51pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
One Sunday morning, a Wealthy man sat in his balcony enjoying sunshine and his coffee when a little ant caught his eye which was going from one side to the other side of the balcony carrying a big leaf several times more than its size. The man watched it for more than an hour. He saw that the ant faced many impediments during its journey, paused, took a diversion and then continued towards destination. At one point the tiny creature came across a crack in the floor. It paused for a little while, analyzed and then laid the huge leaf over the crack, walked over the leaf, picked the leaf on the other side then continued its journey. The man was captivated by the cleverness of the ant, one of GOD'S tiniest creatures. The incident left the man in awe and forced him to contemplate over the miracle of Creation. It showed the Greatness of the Creator. In front of his eyes there was this tiny creature of GOD ALMIGHTY, lacking in size yet equipped with a brain to Analyze, Contemplate, Reason, Explore, Discover and Overcome. Along with all these capabilities, the man also noticed that this tiny creature shared some human being shortcomings. The man saw about an hour later the creature had reached its destination – a tiny hole in the floor which was entrance to its underground dwelling. And it was at this point that the ant’s shortcoming that it shared with the man was revealed. How could the ant carry it into the tiny hole the large leaf that it had managed to carefully bring to the destination? It simply couldn’t! So the tiny creature, after all the painstaking and hard work and exercising great skills, overcoming all the difficulties along the way, just left behind the large leaf and went home empty-handed. The ant had not thought about the end before it began its challenging journey and in the end the large leaf was nothing more than a burden to it. The creature had no option, but to leave it behind to reach its destination. The man learned a Great Lesson that day. Isn’t that the Truth about our Lives? We worry about our family, we worry about our job, we worry about how to earn more money, we worry about where we should live – 5 bedroom or 6 bedroom house, what kind of vehicle to buy – a Mercedes or Honda or BMW or a Porsche, what kind of dresses to wear, all sorts of things, only to abandon all these things when we reach our destination – The GRAVE. We don’t realize in our life’s journey that these are just burdens that we are carrying with utmost care and fear of losing them, only to find that at the end they are useless and we can’t take them with us. Happy Day as we continue to pursue the emptiness of life with all its intrigues and twists. LIFE ✅Forgive Everyone for Everything, Do the Right thing! GOD Heals All Wounds. ✅However Good or bad a Situation is, it will Change. Think and Act Positive. ✅No matter how you feel, Get up, Dress up and Show up. The Best is yet to come. ✅When Awake in the Morning,THANK GOD for it. Eat Breakfast like a KING, Lunch a Prince & Dinner a beggar. ✅Try to make at least three people Smile each day. At least say something nice. ✅Smile and Laugh More. Your Inner most is always Happy. So, be HAPPY. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Something You Never Realized About Jackie Chan. (pix) by sleemoon(op): 9:44pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
| Nairaland General › Re: Something You Never Realized About Jackie Chan. (pix) by sleemoon(op): 9:43pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
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| Nairaland General › Re: Something You Never Realized About Jackie Chan. (pix) by sleemoon(op): 9:42pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
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| Jokes Etc › Akpos The Manager by sleemoon(op): 5:49pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
After two years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that the company is not doing anything about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told the HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have not worked here for even one day." The man was surprised but the manager went on to explain: MANAGER: How many days are there in a year? MAN: 365 days and some times 366. MANAGER: How many hours make up a day? MAN: 24 hours. MANAGER: How long do you work in a day? MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day. MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3) One-third. MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of 366 days? MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366). MANAGER: Do you come to works on weekends? MAN: No sir. MANAGER: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many do you have now? MAN: 18 days. MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left, how many days do you have remaining? MAN: 4 days. MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: Do you come to work on workers day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: So, how many days are left? MAN: Two days sir! MANAGER: Do you work on Independence day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day? MAN: No sir! MANAGER: So, how many days left? MAN: None sir! MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion for? We should even be sacking you! One word for this manager (akpors)? |
| Jokes Etc › Wedding Proposal by sleemoon(op): 4:29pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Man:baby,i luv u,would u marry me  ? . Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging slap on his face) . I have waited more than 12yrs,i have prayed,fasted,s owed seeds,bought books and listened 2 tapes,even went on my way 2 be nice to specie of marriageble age! I took up new hobbies,watching football and playstation. I went 2 house on d rock,mfm,christ embassy,living faith,redeemed nd presently at winners looking everywhere 4 u.. I went 4rm a size 16 to size 10,so dat when u see me,u will luv what u see.. I left lagos 2 abuja,then i left 2 portharcourt,then i went all d way 2 kano.. I joined hi-five,4rm hi-five 2 facebook,4rm facebook 2 twitter,i even had a blog on which i rented,hoping u will show up!! I uploaded only my best pictures on facebook,infacti took photo sessions 2 luk my best!!! I attended all d weddings,whethe r d invitation was direct or indirect! D next place i was hoping 2 check was d moon,b4 u crawled out 4rm d door directly 2 mine!! So it was u all dis while ?? D neighbour i said hello 2 every morning!! Were u trying my faith Ualmost rendered my prayer life useless!! What were u waiting 4 What sign were u looking 4?? Do u want 2 kill meb4 u reveal urself ?? Now b a gentleman,get down on ur knees and put d ring on my finger!!! The guy replied"APRILFOOL" . What Do You Think Will Happen? 1 Like |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 10:33pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: The Lion, The Monkey, Nd The Ebola by sleemoon(op): 10:27pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
lmdee4real:sorry for replying late... am not d owner of naija pals just a member.... did is my bbpin 2B4A68CC |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 8:03am On Sep 11, 2014 |
tyconcepts: Patiently waitingAnticipating |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 8:02am On Sep 11, 2014 |
IdeeEsperanza: Great quote by Wasiu: "Change can't be given to you every time, you must bring the change" Wasiu is a bus Conductor at Oshodi. Now read it again.Otalenu |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 4:23pm On Sep 10, 2014 |
tyconcepts: PRE-ORDER THE ALMIGHTY FLAGSHIP KILLER....ONEPLUS ONEYeah mehn!!!! Dis is d 1... Dis is d fone I dey wait for... After I romance my cube9x finish, ll opt for 1+1 which equals to..... |
| Politics › Re: Ebola: House To Re-examine Schools’resumption Date by sleemoon(m): 6:25am On Sep 10, 2014 |
Abeg mak dem neva resume jare.... Tayad of teaching as a corper... |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 10:38am On Sep 09, 2014 |
tyconcepts: Thanks for having my back bro...Mo'appreciateAnytime dear... |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 10:37am On Sep 09, 2014 |
Doubletee13: I mean its unusual for her to be silent.Yup.. I knw dats wat u ment |
| Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 9:27pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
Doubletee13: Which one is Kingsing S2 & Doogee DG310 again ma'am TY. Nice specs but no price tag? Abeg respond to your Whatsapp, is usual for you to be silent on there.She ll reply you!!! Guess she's busy wif some stuffs... Thanks |
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