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Politics › Re: People's Reactions To Buhari SEMI- Illiterate Comments On Facebook (pics) by sleemoon(op): 12:51am On Dec 23, 2014

Even dere English sef dey mk me shed tears

Politics › Re: People's Reactions To Buhari SEMI- Illiterate Comments On Facebook (pics) by sleemoon(op): 12:45am On Dec 23, 2014

knightsTempler:
Op, my eyes are hurting trying to read those, can you do us a favour by downloading a clearer pics?
Thanks in advance.

U re welcome in arrears...

Politics › Re: People's Reactions To Buhari SEMI- Illiterate Comments On Facebook (pics) by sleemoon(op): 12:00am On Dec 23, 2014

SELENAqueensy:
Jobless people

The second pix comment gat me cracking

Politics › Re: People's Reactions To Buhari SEMI- Illiterate Comments On Facebook (pics) by sleemoon(op): 11:56pm On Dec 22, 2014

Politics › People's Reactions To Buhari SEMI- Illiterate Comments On Facebook (pics) by sleemoon(op): 11:51pm On Dec 22, 2014

What do we call Dis?
Loyal apc supporters OR
Joblessness

Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 12:20pm On Dec 22, 2014

callydon:
I wanted to ignore u, but decided to rest ur case so u'll STOP disturbing us...
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As a full blooded ABA boy (born n brought up in Aba), I can guarantee u dt there's no single elephone or thl or Doogee phone in d whole of Aba for sale in commercial quantity...
If u r in doubt, let's make a deal. Let's Meet at any place of ur choice in Aba n together we'll go to St. Michaels. If we see any of these phones there, I'll give u my less than two weeks old thl4000 phone, but if we don't u can stop disturbing us here.
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DEAL OR NO DEAL

DEAL
DEAL
DEAL OOOOOOO

Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 12:09pm On Dec 22, 2014

ozoemelam:
Its like u guyz don't knw where is Saint Micheals in Aba, nokia center and tecno show room is also there, the only thing they sale through out dat street is phone.

Oga.. B like sey ur wahala too much... We tie u rope for neck sey dandan (must) u must buy from TY? Nd i knw wetin dey do you.... Alaroro

Islam › Re: How To Get Rid Of Jinn by sleemoon(m): 10:09am On Dec 20, 2014

swtbby:
Lol I don't have schizophrenia I'm not crazy it all began when I was 6 went with mum visiting a neighbour on the roof I a beat d size of a cat changing sizes and shapes until it stood before me huge stinky hairy and scary lifting me up and running away with me passing through walls like passing through air another one appeared (bttr lookn bt still ugly) told d 1 carrying me to take me back and since then my life has changed. OK this is not nolywood it happened to me and very real I rember it with tears in my eyes.
I see things that will happen in the future, there was a day I was play with my brothers and I was shown my brother dying with 2 angels beside him , told mum she said I should curse satan years later he died the same way and was tlkn abt the same 2 angles exactly the way I described them.
I go to sleep without any bruises BT when it trys to hv sex wth me and I resist I wake up with physical scratches marks pain and bleeding.
there are so many other things

Like seriously! Some people comments sef.... This lady here has been suffering from jinn attack since childhood.... See lady i ll suggest u see a maulana... For jinn exorcism... Dats d only solution... Some jinns re powerful enough to withstand all ur duas nd prayers.... Please meet with one imam dat u trust nd explain ur plight to im... Its not everyone that can perform jinn exorcism.. It needs purity nd years of experience.... Please dear delay is dangerous... Nd if u reside in Lagos, i knw someone that can perform the jinn exorcism.... Sorry dear.. Its not easy.... U can also check YouTube for some videos on jinn exorcism so dat u ll have more knowledge about it.... I pray Allah swa grant u enough strength to overcome dem... Ameen

Jokes Etc › Re: Funniest Pictures On Nairaland by sleemoon(m): 9:51am On Dec 20, 2014

Mine

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: KPMG Nigeria Graduate Trainees Programme 2015/2016 by sleemoon(m): 11:34am On Dec 19, 2014

babate3e:
The site is not opening o. its bringing some cookies disabled ish.

sleemoon:
The site ain't going tru jhur... Saying something something about cookies... Av disabled my cookies and even went to my laptop to open it... Still d same... OP ooooo

babate3e:
The site is not opening o. its bringing some cookies disabled ish.

Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 11:32am On Dec 19, 2014

danchuzzy:

Ahn ahn boss...

Peppersoup and Malt??

Hian!!!!

No mind me... I no dey take kaikai ni... Hehehe

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: KPMG Nigeria Graduate Trainees Programme 2015/2016 by sleemoon(m): 9:14am On Dec 19, 2014

The site ain't going tru jhur... Saying something something about cookies... Av disabled my cookies and even went to my laptop to open it... Still d same... OP ooooo

Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 4:49pm On Dec 18, 2014

tyconcepts:
Prepping for it.....So many things has being up but the fun quiz is here to stay.

How are you?

I dey aiit oooo.... Cum join me take pepper soup nd malt

Technology Market › Re: HOME OF TECHNOLOGIES : OCTACORE/QUADCORE PHONES, TABS, POWER BANKS...CLICK HERE by sleemoon(m): 10:29pm On Dec 17, 2014

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When is d nxt quiz competition cumn up?

Nairaland General › Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are M.A.D by sleemoon(op): 11:22pm On Dec 16, 2014

teemanbastos:
[size=64pt]K[/size]

Nairaland

Nairaland General › Re: 14 Signs To Know That You Are M.A.D by sleemoon(op): 11:21pm On Dec 16, 2014

holatin:
mad as in

Making
A
Difference

Hahaha.. Holatin comment too.... Nice to see you join us (mad group)

misshoree:
Lolz,just say yu begging for comment

holatin:
mad as in

Making
A
Difference

Hahaha.. Holatin comment too.... Nice to see you join us (mad group)

Nairaland General › 14 Signs To Know That You Are M.A.D by sleemoon(op): 9:47pm On Dec 16, 2014

(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person
for
phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid
are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message
you
come reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because
you
wan open new account
(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw
long u
slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz
you
wan read text message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you
greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and
you
put N50 in the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank account you
dey
sing "Chop my money" instead of "Mercies of
the
Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please visit a psychiatric hospital
for
ma.dness examination...

Politics › Re: Who Is General Muhammadu Buhari (GMB) ? by sleemoon(op): 3:30pm On Dec 15, 2014

2SWT:
Are u his Campaign manager or praise singer ?

None of the above... Jst an admirer

Politics › Re: Who Is General Muhammadu Buhari (GMB) ? by sleemoon(op): 6:52am On Dec 15, 2014

Priceless24:
There is nothing hidden under the sun, it's only a matter of time before a strong wind will come and blow the fowl's bum wide open.

Whether it is today or tomorrow or after we
have blindly and emotionally voted Buhari into office, then we will begin to see him for what he really is..just like Jonathan

Well said

Politics › Who Is General Muhammadu Buhari (GMB) ? by sleemoon(op): 6:28am On Dec 15, 2014

1. Buhari was governor of Borno state under Obasanjo regime and later minister of
petroleum.

2. Buhari birthed and supervised the establishment of the existing refineries in NIGERIA.

3. He was head of state between 1983-1985 (a period of 20 months).
There was no religious crisis while he was head of state.

4. He reduced inflation from 23% to 4% by fiscal discipline and home grown economic team
(not achieved under any other era).

5. J.J. Rawlings of Ghana took over 2 years before him and killed all the corrupt leaders,
while Buhari only sentenced the corrupt leaders in Nigeria to prison.

6. Under his watch as PTF chairman, what he did in road construction in that short period
hasn’t been matched by 12 years of the PDP. Hospitals and universities around the country
never witnessed as much benefits as they got from the PTF from any government after or
before his time.

7. He refused to collect allowance while serving as chairman of the PTF because he said he
was already drawing a pension from government, his conscience would not allow him to
draw another salary from the purse of same government.

8. He returned excess money spent to purse of government on his return from oversea
training as a military officer

9. He is the only former head of state that does not own property or land in Abuja.

10. Buhari personally recommended late Dora Akunyili to OBJ because of her diligence during
PTF interaction.
Every attempt to rubbish him through probes in time past ended up vindicating him! The
man who was asked by OBJ to take over PTF before it was scrapped with the aim of
indicting Buhari ended up being prosecuted for misappropriating $100 million of PTF funds!

11. His personal driver and cook of many years are christians
He has OPENLY challenged those who accuse him of religious fundamentalism to come
out and show proof. No one has till today taken up the challenge.
12. He is the ONLY politician in northern Nigeria today who fills rallies without renting a
crowd!
People who know him (including pastor Bakare) have said of him……” All I need from
Buhari is his word, I can take it to the bank”.
If honesty and probity are the things you want for Nigeria, now is the time to choose right.
”Conscience is an opened wound, only truth can heal it”
Spread the message to the uninformed, misinformed and all Nigerians home and abroad.

Health › Re: A Bro Is In Need Of Advice On How To Make His Teeths White by sleemoon(m): 2:14am On Dec 09, 2014

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Una no dey shleep?

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Health › Re: A Bro Is In Need Of Advice On How To Make His Teeths White by sleemoon(m): 2:04am On Dec 09, 2014

Oga ooo.... People no dey sleep ni?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:51pm On Dec 08, 2014

Match over oooo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:48pm On Dec 08, 2014

aieromon:
Four minutes of additional time

Chisos

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:47pm On Dec 08, 2014

1 minute.... Abeg aw mny added tym

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:46pm On Dec 08, 2014

2 minutes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:45pm On Dec 08, 2014

3 minutes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:44pm On Dec 08, 2014

4 minutes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:42pm On Dec 08, 2014

6 more minutes guys.... U can do it

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:38pm On Dec 08, 2014

bxcode:
Actually am just learning Englash...we hardly speak such here in Portugal

Na Cotonou me be dey....

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:32pm On Dec 08, 2014

Yesssss.! I fit go chop now.. Ggmu

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) On 8th December 2014 by sleemoon(m): 10:22pm On Dec 08, 2014

bxcode:
Keep calm my fellow man u faithfuls, is it not this same formation that we played against Arsenal and won?.
As of recently, the best teams aint winning again...

Gbagaun 2 shots

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