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Chaiiiii! Maybe he was once a big boy ohhhh.

Spending money on chics and feeling fly. Him cup don full.

What's up with dat guy taking shots with the small blue phone now. That one self na camera phone? Chaiiiiii.

P.S. Maina should have a billboard on his neck now, with the same inscription.

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I tell my niccurs that as a man u must put reason before love. Love should come after logical thinking.

Dats how one yeye girl I was dating was using wedding ring on her finger as Whatsapp dp and when I asked she told me I still have a long way to go that she wants to get married. I was surprised becos we had no issues and were still dating. I was in year 3 in the university back then.

Fast forward to 2017, she's separated after having kids for d guy. Now she's saying my voice brings memories dat she remembers our doings together.

As a bad shap guy, I just dey chair sit down dey laugh. I will bleep her so hard and tell her she still has a long way to go to please me. Nonsense

She was expecting to see me in sad mood crying and acting like my world has ended. Any man dat cries for a woman is an Anuofia.

Let ur mind have a back up drive of 98% while anything u and her does should be stored in d 2% left.

And then Churchill went to take one spoon of the oily soup. Unluckily for him, it left oil stains on his lips when na corn flakes him wife cook.

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WA expecting to see a road map or plan towards achieving 22 000 MW by 2019 but was disappointed. Please 2019 should just come so fast like when I go to bed at night and wake in d morning.

But then the question is this? How about if when 2019 comes, we have one Buhari contesting against another Buhari? cos 95% of our politicians r d same.

Prostitution keeps going professional with names like actress, video star,fashionista, etc.

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See how Nigerians celebrate this American nonentity. The same way our soldiers and policemen be running around and opening doors for Filipinos.

Don't be surprised when u hear how much is charged to take these pictures. At the end of d day this nonentity will leave Nigeria back to her country far richer than she was when she came and will still go back there to mock us.

C them tripping for artificial booby and backside when Sikiratu a naturally blessed Nigerian uploads her pics, they will be criticizing that the boobs don dey fall. Nigerians like fake at d end of d day ohhhhhh


Mtchewww abeg lemme see road pls

Go and born pikin for pilot abeg and leave all these show off for children.

Jiang:


I don't see what's the big deal here, just allow the infectious disease to kill them if they refused to be immunized.

The same thing happened for north when polio immunization was going on, they rejected it saying their kids will become barren, till 4 out of every 15 kids started getting polio a few months after birth, that's when northern ers come back to their senses & started rushing for immunization in hospitals.

Immunization from what?

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What happens to sensitizing the people before sending medical practitioners to go there and immunize them. The people will willingly agree.

Why does this president think force through the army is the only way of doing things.

I guess he goes with them into z ozer room to force Aisha too.


Dis government is a collection of d dumbest old people d country has

The United States of America has been the centre of everything against God's purpose for creation recently so I'm not surprised if they go through these pestilences.

They support everything wrong gay, transgender, lesbianism, bisexuality, bestiality etc., things that God frowns at. Like Sodom and Gomorrah before them and every other city that angered God they will get their own share.

Dispute this at your own ignorance, but I know there is an Almighty God and He is merciful and slow to anger, but don't test Him.

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Not in support of the whole IPOB stuff but this is hypocrisy. He had lethal weapons and petrol bombs not a single issue of use was reported.

Upon d magic bra self I no see anything. . But the baby fine ohhhhhhh
Pls don't come and call me a paedo ohhhhh. She be my age mate

This PM News ehnnnnn. It so pisses me.
They practice gonzo journalism. Their stories have no depth.


Abeg I intentionally ignored d story

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Very principled move, I love the World Health Organization.

In my country Nigeria, "corruption" sponsors anti- corruption

Juju dey catch Abounce, this old woman dey show am pepper. D dude no smart self, and that is why even when e dey music industry nothing come out of all him gra gra. Nothing gum d niccur.

When I saw their pic recently I surprise self how that old girl belle just flat and d guy dey smile dey take picshure.


I dey tell all my guys ohhhhh say man no dey love with heart, man dey love with brain, else u go chop poo in d name of love.

Reading this story tells me that there are still so many loopholes in the American security system. Maybe they are too busy trying to fend off external attacks that it makes them unaware to the threats posed by dangerous American citizens.

How did gather that arsenal without raising any suspicion? How did he "legally" convert them to automatic weapons? How did he move such a cache of weapons into a public hotel without anyone noticing? He kept changing residence and no one wondered why he was always on the move?

So many questions to be asked and answered but more importantly somebody needs to review their gun laws. Until that is done we never can tell where and when the next evil will struck.

I noticed everyone minding their businesses. If only Nigerians can treat these looters this way whenever elections come around and select the right candidates, the nation won't be as bad as it is now.

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In d the time innovations and inventions, when the world is advancing towards greatness.
The destiny of a nation lies in the hand of a pervert.

His name Fayoseeeeee

Nigeria's Tiwa Savage made the list of 100 women selected by the BBC to help impact the lives of women around the world.
The women will be divided into the following four groups;

* The glass ceiling-#Teamlead
* Female illiteracy - #Teamread
* Street harassment - #Teamgo
* Sexism in sport - #Teamplay





http://www.bbc.com/news/world-41380265

I don't know how to take lies so I can't be an interviewer. If na me I go tell him there and then say na lie ehhhhh.

Haba! C lie
A whole 2 millions of naira, when u r not a director


He want form "I made it before joining the music industry so I'm just catching fun."


Abi u be Naeto C?

Cc

Ohhhh ohhhhh! Come and see news ohhhhh!
Kikikiki

My niccurs in Europe be flying to match venues since 19teytey

She haf old please. Aging is an irreversible reaction, so no matter the make up and photo editing when u see neckline, hands and toes u will always know a woman's true age.

Not taking anything away from d fact that she is a butiful woman � sha

Six adopted children. You even refused to even born one for Brad.
How can a man have six adopted children when medically nothing is wrong with his wife

If they were so confident they should have shown us their faces now. If they wont all be dead tomorrow by gunshot wounds

Mtchewwww! Iranuuuu

We talking money, u talking odeshi


Poverty fall on u all and send u all to the yonder

repairpalng:
8k

Where is ur workshop

Soon to be completed and all I see are iron sheets and uncompleted roofs.

No site engineer with him showing him around the complex and the progress made thus far.

Where does he intend to get the waste from when all his state boys are some of the best athletes in hold ups all over Nigeria.

Anyone who believes this can believe anything called stupid

Sack dat CP if this is the only thing he has to show us.

See d happiness on his face as if he this has been the biggest achievement of his career.

Look for a way to rehabilitate these young people and make them useful in future pls

repairpalng:
Call/Whatsapp: 08137013426

What about iPhone 4s

Fake story. You cant even write good English, yet u say u are a graduate.

Your story smells of fake, fake, fake.

P.S. I hate I when I see "graduates" disgrace English

Cutieee