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Romance › Re: Can You Kiss Your Lover Early In The Morning Even When His/her Mouth Is Smelling by Slimberry1(f): 5:26pm On Jul 22, 2016
katyeee:
true ooo I hate dat shii.... except I want to beg for money
HeheheHehehe grin grin begi begi...
Romance › Re: Lol,some Ladies Can Form Though(pics) by Slimberry1(f): 5:23pm On Jul 22, 2016
jaymejate:
Yap, something like this
Lol
Romance › Re: A Girl I Usually Have Sex With Keeps Falling In Church During Prayers.... by Slimberry1(f): 5:19pm On Jul 22, 2016
Bro dz one strong oh...it might not be falling under anointing oh,na every Sunday she dey fall under anointing ??she might have some *spiritual issues*...just saying tho.
Romance › Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Slimberry1(f): 12:50pm On Jul 22, 2016
Trina0936:
My sister as I never save enough money to use rent house nko?? undecided
Abeg I fit squat with you? Where you dey first make I know?? grin
Come n squat now...
But the bed be two n half inches hope u wl manage?? grin grin
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Know That You've Found A True Gentleman. by Slimberry1(f): 6:55pm On Jul 21, 2016
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Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Friend About His Loyal Girlfriend? by Slimberry1(f): 6:47pm On Jul 21, 2016
HemmanuelRichy:
I'm seriously confused on what o do. The worse part of it is that I chat with my friend on daily basis. I just dey shake my head in self pity for any time he uses her picture on his dp.
Why can't you just tell this guy even after knowing he might decide not to break the relationship just fulfil your own duty as a friend. You shouldn't have mentioned anything to the lady about your friend tho
Romance › Re: Pls Help My Girlfriend Moved Into My House.. by Slimberry1(f): 6:39pm On Jul 21, 2016
Lol,only if you know how much a side chick can ruin you completely,its better you man up and let her know your mind,side chick can turn to a tough bone in your neck,dat u won't be able to swallow nor vomit.
Education › Re: SHOCKING News !!! See How A Female Corper Was Impregnated By A Jss 2 Student by Slimberry1(f): 6:34pm On Jul 21, 2016
huh
Romance › Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by Slimberry1(f): 6:31pm On Jul 21, 2016
Lmao..and you will leave the house temporarily,go n rest an apartment and breathe well,call and go to see them when you feel like,everyday disturbance will reduce
Education › Re: FCFMT Victoria-Island Lagos Dirty Hostel (Photos) by Slimberry1(f): 6:27pm On Jul 21, 2016
Smh
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Not Working On Blackberry, Nokia & Symbian Phones (PHOTO) by Slimberry1(f): 6:26pm On Jul 21, 2016
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Education › Re: When Your Project Supervisor Gives You Corrected Copy Of Your Project(funny Pic) by Slimberry1(f): 6:23pm On Jul 21, 2016
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 9:19pm On Jul 20, 2016
Ryabcool:
I think it has failed to address the true state of affairs in our Universities. There are still major cases of sexual harassment, poor results due to deliberate failing by lecturers. I think there should be major restructuring and reorientation.

I believe everyone is unique in their own way. On my own, I believe my unique intelligence sets me at an edge over the remaining contestants. What is looks and popularity if the person doesn't have anything upstairs? I believe my quality would enable me reach out to both young and old irrespective of the political and geographical divide and effect true peace and cohabitation.

I forsee tribalism eating Nairaland up is care is not taken. It really needs to be nipped in the bud.



I am so so so sorry for my late replies. Been on the road since. I just got home
Nice one bro.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 9:16pm On Jul 20, 2016
wristbangle:
Great job slimberry1

Kudos to the contestants and also Keep dropping your answers.
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 9:14pm On Jul 20, 2016
hymanflex:
nice interview there I must confess..........princeakins....... kudos bro......

slimberry1 come here, who removed my posthuh??...... Tell me the truth,i won't beat you!! grin grin grin
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:35pm On Jul 20, 2016
tosyne2much:
You did an excellent job.. Kudos !! cheesy
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:33pm On Jul 20, 2016
iamdotune:
1. There are advantages and disadvantages of the SUG.. Without the SUG,the voices of the students won't be heard as there won't be a medium btw the governing body of the institution and the student while some SUGs constitute all sort of nuisance and destroying the school properties thereby tarnishing the image of the school. For instance,earlier this year in my alma mater, the ULSU was dissolved till further notice due to the atrocities made by the students;forcefully closing of the school gate,destroying the school properties and all sort.

2. Every of the contestants are unique in their own way. I've my own ideologies and what I can offer to the forum while the rest of the contestants have theirs.

3. Ermm.. I forsee a great fracas due to religion tribal differences in this forum, so I will say we should be more tolerant with one another.

Thank you.
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:32pm On Jul 20, 2016
ademipeju:
NICE QUESTIONS MISS. cheesy wink
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:26pm On Jul 20, 2016
The thread is now opened....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:23pm On Jul 20, 2016
The thread is now opened for questions.

To the responding contestants Weldone cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:18pm On Jul 20, 2016
Ryabcool:
I do not think that MASSOB is a threat to Nigeria's unity. They are just disgruntled people who are tired and feel marginalized. The REAL threat to Nigeria's unity is the geopolitical zone continually being ignored and starved of development by the government government at all levels. Any serious government that wants to curb the activities of MASSOB and NDA only needs to begin to bring about massive infrastructural and economic development to the region. When everyone has jobs, pliable roads, uninterrupted electricity, who will have time to be protesting?

I think they are people who obviously have too much time on their hands and need to find things to do. It also shows lack of character to cowardly create a moniker just to insult people.

As a silent reader for years, I witnessed how tribalism started on here. So if I were to win, I believe I would have enough clout to begin a "END TRIBALISM" movement. I and any volunteer interested in the movement would begin talks with both camps and try to negotiate the best means of having a ceasefire so both camps can work towards pressuring those in power to do their jobs better.

I would blame it on Absolute Lack of education in Nigeria. Today's schools in Nigeria just teach people to be literate, not educated. That's why you see a lot of people with poor mindsets and ignorant of their real potentials. It is the sole power the elite of Nigeria hold over the poor. They fear that if the poor could become educated like them, the power the elite wield over them would be gone for good. Lack of education is the reason you see a lot of gullible Northerner youths easily swayed to go on rampage and religious massacres. It is why South West is not as great as it should be, and it is why South Easterners haven't been bold enough to challenge their leaders to begin true development, instead of secessionist talks. If there is an overhaul of our educational system where the aim is to educate people, Nigeria will truly change and we will finally break the chains of poverty.
Wow, beautiful cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:15pm On Jul 20, 2016
After answers have been provided to these questions, the floor will be declared opened for comments and questions.

To our amiable and patient guests, observers kiss wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:11pm On Jul 20, 2016
Here comes the last set of Questions


Observing the recent activities and attending consequences of Students' Union Government on various Nigerian campuses. Do you think this Ideological Creation is helping Nigeria educational system? Yes or No? Cite a recent activity to support your claim.

If asked, all contestants would write and write, some would even make a novella on the unique potentials/qualities they possess which gives them an edge over other contestants... Now, as Mr. Nairaland, give a situation where your "unique" skills could be effectively put to use.


What are the potential challenges you foresee Nairaland will encounter in the future? Proffer solutions to these challenges.

Cc.

Accessme
Ryabcool
Princeakins
Iamdotune
Kunleakinpelu00
Justdulla
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:07pm On Jul 20, 2016
princeakins:
Do you perceive this movement as a threat to the Nigerian system? YES

why? Like you rightly said its a failed activity, but the rejuvenation of this movement is threatening the peaceful co-existence of the country. Has the government is been force to take extra measures in curbing the agitation of the movement. THis is a big distraction to the government. I believe the amalgamation done by Lord Luggard in 1914 is the best for us. So the biafrans should shites there sword. UNited we stand, divided will fall.

What advice do you have for people operating fake account just to commit atrocities? Since the aim is to commit atrocities i will say this is an irrelevant idea and frivolous to the goal of the forum.

Advice: Those involve should desist from such act and not insite provocative advances in a social space that is meant for fun and learning.

what is/are the Unique programme(s) you have schemed up for Nairaland?How and when do you intend implementing these programme(s).

Actually my primary goal is to impact knowledge to others on this forum through creation of meaningful threads that are very infomative and bringing about latest development around the world, so that everyone can be well informed and updated.
I have drop quite some front page thread and am not relenting on this effort. I am definitely going to bring more to the table for your perusal and digestion.

Who would you blame it on? On the part of the student.

Why? Like you rightly said it is majorly Lack of Willingness to study hard on part of the Students


Proffer a Solution.: I strongly recommend a committed approach on the part of the student to learning and having the right attitude towards thier studies will bring around a massive turn around for success.


This really took time, nice one tho cool
Wow.. cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:07pm On Jul 20, 2016
Contestants... undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 8:03pm On Jul 20, 2016
iamdotune:
1. The Nigerian government does not consider a separatist pro-Biafranmovement in the south of the country as a threat to the current leadership.
The accusation stems from reports alleging that some members of Nigerian terror group Boko Haram(originated in north-eastern Nigeria) have been relocated to the Ekwulobia Prison in the southern Anambra state.
Although the claim has been denied by the government, it prompted people to take to the streets and rally against the alleged relocation while they called for a second Biafra.


2. The short answer is that identity theft is a crime
Nigeria as a whole starts from its citizens so my advice to people committing atrocities is for em to change for the best,change to a better person 'cause there's no gain in commuting nuisance in the community. The change we all clamor for starts from you and I so let's make that change be to reality
"he that filches from me my good name/Robs me of that which not enriches him/And makes me poor indeed."
- Shakespeare, Othello, act iii. Sc. 3.

3. I'm a very creative and fun-loving person so I intend to rebrand this forum. As a psychologist,I will be the Mr NL every member of the forum can walk up to for live-changing ideas and advices.


4. There should be eradication of these "special centers" so as to curb exam malpractices and enables the student to read harder having it in mind that there's no such ladder to success apart from hardwork. From the Ss1 level,a teacher is meant to be grooming the students already for the exam so it would be a walkover for them
5.
6. Thank you.
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 7:47pm On Jul 20, 2016
Ryabcool:
Wow! Dicey questions but answerable cheesy

The first two are way too bad and I do not think I can successfully cohabit with both of them. Any lady who steals has no self respect, and any lady who slaps my mother has no respect for me. A nymphomaniac on the other hand can be reasoned with. I happen to really love sex too so we can talk about it. I'd take the time to get to know what really turns her on and try to understand. I'd ask her if it's possible she can limit the nymphomania to me because I'm always open to new things in the bedroom. Nymphomania is not a crime. People who have it just need understanding.

As to the second question, well I will obviously feel bad about it and I will admit to myself that I've not been the best of dads to have let it get to that point. But then again, I DEFINITELY AM NO SAINT. I will draw her close to me and do my best to be the father she deserves. We will really talk and I'll tell her about my experiences and mistakes when I was young so she can feel at ease and know I'm not a stuck up father. After telling her my experiences, I will then ask her why she did what she did, and try to know what exactly ticks in her mind. From there, I would use my experiences to teach her how to love herself, respect herself as a woman, call her mother to also try to have some woman to woman talk with her. I believe when she learns to appreciate herself and see herself as a queen that she truly is, the rest will fall into place.

Third question is also tough. Well no matter how much in love I am with someone, I do not feel trying to tie her down when she wants to leave is the right thing to do. If I ntend to marry her, I will let her know straight up and ask her to wait for me because I know with all my heart that it will be worth it. But if she wants to leave I will let her go. Because if you truly love someone, you will let them go. If they come back to you, they are yours forever. And if they don't, then you know it was never meant to be

Forgive me for any typos, I'm on the road at the moment smiley
Wow.. cool
Celebrities › Re: Guy Who Was Shot Takes Selfie First Instead Of Calling For Help [PHOTO] by Slimberry1(f): 7:38pm On Jul 20, 2016
Chai
Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies, When You Call Your Boyfriend "Baby" by Slimberry1(f): 7:36pm On Jul 20, 2016
Lol.. cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 7:34pm On Jul 20, 2016
Politics, Education and General Knowledge.

Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra {MASSOB}--obviously a logical follow up to the failed activities of the Biafran belligerents. Do you perceive this movement as a threat to the Nigerian system? If yes/No, why?

What advice do you have for people operating fake account just to commit atrocities?

Its interesting to see nearly all contestants talking so much about "having what it takes", "skills", "qualities" to be the next Mr Nairaland, hmm.... Regarding you as the next Mr.Nairaland, what is/are the Unique programme(s) you have schemed up for Nairaland?How and when do you intend implementing these programme(s).

Over the years,a reasonable percentage of students fail SSCE{WASSCE,NECO,NABTEB},this occurrence has been faulted on different premises like Dearth in Efficient Manpower, Lack of Willingness to study hard on part of the Students, The Existing Structures In our Nation. Who would you blame it on? Why? Proffer a Solution.

Cc.
Accessme
Ryabcool
Iamdotune
Justdulla
Princeakins
Kunleakinpelu00
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 7:33pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Interview With ACCESSME,RYABCOOL,JUSTDULLA,IAMDOTUNE,KUNLEAKINPELU00,PRINCEAKINS by Slimberry1(op): 7:30pm On Jul 20, 2016
princeakins:
If left with the option of choosing a bride from: NOne of the aforementioned.


what would be your reaction? I will b unhappy

Will you do anything to curb her? yes

what measure(s) will you employ?. Have a father to daughter talk with her, sharing life experience with her, giving a clear picture of the adverse effect of this distractions and how it can damper her career. Making sure i provide what could possibly bring about distractions.

Will you marry her considering your low monthly income? If she believes in my dream for her i will marry her. If otherwise NO
Hmm cool

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