₦airaland Forum

uzolexis:
Lies, I went to an ajebo secondary school in all sense of the word "ajebo". Many prominent Nigerians had their kids there and the school fees was really expensive but we all kept low cut. It was an only girls school though, owned by Sisters of St. Louis.

Fynestboi:
This is OAU sir, not OOU

Cult ko cutlass ni

wristbangle:
Lmao. Op your story is just too funny.

My own story

I dated a lady who claimed that a particular guy was her cousin but I wasn't convinced because their suspicious interaction made me doubt if they are truly related.

Infact there was a day I visited this lady (EX now) unannounced and when I entered the room, I saw his head on my ex gf chest and her hand placed on his groin region. Immediately, they changed position and my mumu self take it as nothing because she has cooked all sort of lies to make me believe her.

So one day when my ex girlfriend escorted me off, I discovered that she has this unusual urge for me to leave. So when we parted, I spied watching her move till she entered her room with her supposed cousin brother.

My eyes became red when I peeped through the window to see her supposed cousin giving my ex-girlfriend scissor kick, horse rider and other sort of sexual styles. During her useless moan like that of a pig, the eediot is shouting Jeeez, holy ghost, Michael, awwwwrg, uuussssssssh! Werey! She for shout Satan join na!

This is a lady that always deny me access to her kitty-cat despite the fact that I do buy all sort of expensive phones, clothes, hairs, etc for her.

It's such a painful experience and since then I became a semi-monk. I am waiting for that lady that will make me feel love.

Evathyst:
Wetin dem ask, wetin you dey talk?


*Modified*

Any lady that subjects a smart guy to any test of some sort is surely digging her own 'relationship' grave. Even the devil self dey learn work where some guys dey. My own is just that, sha respect my feelings. The day I'll ever catch you cheating on me, that would be the end of Solomon Grundy.



Like my guy for example, something tells me the bastard is cheating on me but it's very difficult to find out. Even when I visit him impromptu, I don't see anything suspicious. Check his phone several times, nothing. Yet, I still feel he's not clean. Accuse him of infidelity, he'll tell you to prove it. Men! I carry yansh for some guys.

iyke926:
Great Christian rock band

CollinsWeGlobe:
Three Able-bodied Men Paraded Unclad After Being Caught Stealing A Motorcycle In Delta

Three able-bodied were paraded unclad after being caught stealing a motorcylce in Agbor, Delta state on Wednesday, July 20th. The thieves were made to walk around with the stolen bike in a bid to shame them.

Source: http://lifedrama.com.ng/three-able-bodied-men-paraded-unclad-after-being-caught-stealing-a-motorcycle-in-delta-photos/

Agarawu33:
sorry! Dasuki didn't gave me part of the stolen dollars

Agarawu33:
no bite me na, na suggestion

Agarawu33:
use firewood. Na change season be this

decatalyst:
Ugly mofo with idi jijona

jericco1:
hmm 3months too much o, don't do something you'll regret later o

laivwire:
Reminds me of a guy who dated a neighbourhood girl. She insisted on No premarital sex and the guy reluctantly accepted although he made several trials she resisted and won't allow unless he paid bride price and other things. After dating for almost a year and buying all the items for introduction, he had her over for the night, once inside, he started pre-intimacy and plunged in, this place was like an overflowing river. Ehn ehn, maybe she was too turned on and wet. Early the next morning around 6am, Oga tried again, no pre-intimacy, no ceremony just jump in...yet! this place was an ocean. Oh boy, my guy bailed oh, asked her to leave and sold all the items he bought at give away prices on his street.

#True Story

katyeee:
lol....so do u like kissing

JeffreyJamez:
na true na lol....na guys wey no sabi cook dey carry that one for head.....right about now, a girl is useless to me if you dont have hustling spirit...or you dont have anything else to offer other than your cooking and bedding skills....I am not a village man.