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Religion / On The Couch Musing About Some Islamic Doctrines. by slimbowwow(m): 7:26pm On Feb 10, 2018
On the couch musing about some major Islamic doctrines.




1- Early marriage. ( I mesmerized when Alhamin told me that as a matter of fact, that the emphasis is even that as a young girl, if your first menstrual experience is in your father's house the second must not). MARRIAGE = MULTIPLY



2- severe punishment for fornication and adultery. ( i asked this question when i heard the judge in cases like this is human like us- this was my question "Who will judge the judge peradventure the judge happened to be a culprit?"wink Human judging human in this political induced world. That's not where I'm driving at though. I think the pivot behind this idea is to inculcate fear in youths such that they would rather see marriage as a last resort for colossal Sexual urge rather than do it and loss both hands. MARRIAGE = MULTIPLY





3. You can send your initial wife packing if she won't acknowledge or welcome subsequent wives. Smart move, no woman will accept being axed from her husband's house, bitterly she will agree to the terms. MARRIAGE = MULTIPLY




4. You can marry your cousin. In Islam being cousins with someone does not stop you from getting married with them. I mean it's a welcomed move to purify the family blood line and to multiply. MARRIAGE = MULTIPLY



5. Females must cover their faces whether indoor or outdoor. Funny, this is solely to cause a psychological effect on males. As a grown up male, anytime you by mistake see mere hands of a female, this can make you have urge for her but seeing the point number 2 above would make you consider marriage. MARRIAGE =MULTIPLY



6. Love is a second order condition for marriage, what comes first is readiness, in terms of first come first serve ideology. The first man to bring the bride requirements will emerge the favored suitor. MARRIAGE = MULTIPLY

Conclusion - I think the man that started this has his own personal and selfish vision. Which i think is to enlarge the religion. To make the religion surpass orthodox religions in terms of population. We generation of nowadays can have a rethink of this before venturing into marriage. Let us have a civilized approach to this, by ensuring the necessary resources are on ground before leaping the wall. AWAL is my name.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Pays $496m For Acquisition Of 12 Tucano Fighter Jets From US by slimbowwow(m): 11:50am On Feb 06, 2018
You just clothed the economy with a suicide vest. The economy current account is sunk already (M>X). A myriad of foreign indebtedness is afoot, you still dance to the tune of US bipolar trap. That's what they want, create political instability in Africa. If there's no crisis who will buy their guns. Welcome to the new era of neo classical slavery.
Crime / Re: Video Of Little Girl Performing MouthAction: Lagos State Government Reacts by slimbowwow(m): 6:01pm On Feb 02, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
Hahaha wonders shall never end!This one is child abuse that paedophile should be brought to book.You are giving a child mouthaction and videoing it.Ah people are wicked.
"paedophile" been trying to depict this word all day, but the memory is not forthcoming. Social media can be educative at times.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 30th January 2018 by slimbowwow(m): 8:58pm On Jan 30, 2018
OdaNobunaga:



Download mobdro app. Enjoy your self
which channel on mobdro abeg
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Workforce Interview Legit Or Scam? by slimbowwow(m): 4:55pm On Jan 29, 2018
Giftedman:
You are invited for a Direct Sales Executive Role Interview for a Bank with Workforce, Bayse One Plaza, Adeoyo Junction, Ring-Road, Ibadan. At 10.00 am on 26/09/2017. Download ALL documents from www.workforceoutsource.com/documentation and come along with it. Dress Code: STRICTLY OFFICIAL!
Got same message just now. Please house, anyone who has a first hand experience about this should please share so that one will not waste hard earned scarce
resources on a farce.
Celebrities / Re: 9ice Celebrates His 38th Birthday Today (Photos) by slimbowwow(m): 9:00am On Jan 17, 2018
lalasticlala:


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/9ice


The singer shared a new photo to mark his birthday today. Also check out his throwback pics.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeClAUVjywx/
sorry, which one is the 38th birthday picture? Maybe first of human kind to age anti chronologically.
Business / Re: Banks Deliberately Flood Market With Dirty Naira Notes—cbn by slimbowwow(m): 8:55pm On Jan 10, 2018
alphaconde:


so the government, banks and financial institutions send ghosts there?

oversabi
If you truly work with a bank to the level of going to CBN as the bank agent. You would have less time to reply.
Business / Re: Banks Deliberately Flood Market With Dirty Naira Notes—cbn by slimbowwow(m): 4:14pm On Jan 10, 2018
alphaconde:
lies

i work with these people u go to cbn to get money and they pay you these bad notes. even if commercial banks hoard note it would still find a way to people wallet only as a cost. so thats not an excuse.
CBN doesn't have individuals as its customer. Only banker to the government and financial institutions.

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Politics / Re: Other Nigerians Should Emulate South-West Political Maturity - President Buhari by slimbowwow(m): 1:07pm On Jan 01, 2018
paulynpen:

If this is anything to go by, then I weep for southwest. It means the southwest is right in his pocket no resistance, no questions, its very sad many people are happy. Who is buhari to say we must emulate southwest? A man that does not remember how old he is? A man that appointed 8dead people into his cabinent? The southwest must look into it house, this praises from buhari is laden with grave undertone, he beguiled you to vote for him and you did , and we are gripping with the reality. He has been singing the praises of SE lately, but yesterday ohaneze gave him a conditiin telling him its not game as usual, he feel the easiest people to trick is SW, it will not work.
another flesh eater from the east.

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Religion / Re: My Observations In The North For The First Time. by slimbowwow(m): 9:48am On Aug 23, 2017
Pointing to another wrong to justify a wrong is very silly.
Religion / My Observations In The North For The First Time. by slimbowwow(m): 9:31am On Aug 19, 2017
ON A CLARION CALL IN THE NORTH.
At times, we are locked in the dilemma to finding a good balance between religion and economy situation of the country. If we can get an optimum compromise it is better. Early marriage is a big problem of Northern Nigeria, a problem fueled by religion belief. Check out the chain ( Early marriage > High birthrate > Population increase > High dependency ratio > Low per capital income > Poverty > Diseases > High death rate ). Of what marginal benefit is high birthrate which cycling ends at high death rate? High population should be a blessing but Nigeria is not ready. NIGERIA is not spelt CHINA.
NYSC / Re: Gombe Batch A Stream II by slimbowwow(m): 5:55pm On Jul 25, 2017
I'm presently serving in Gombe. . .batch B II. Gombe is one of the best place to serve... with a hand full of opportunities after service. I studied in Adekunle Ajasin University. Travelled down here from Ondo state too since January.
NYSC / Finally, NYSC Remember Gombe State May Allowee On June 21. by slimbowwow(m): 10:37am On Jun 21, 2017
Finally, NYSC remember Gombe state. the dividend of solidarity. # WJ.
NYSC / Re: A Corp Member Died Of Hunger? by slimbowwow(m): 9:45am On Jun 17, 2017
kuchikau1:
bro, i tink its time u corpers in gombe stage a protest. Abi are u pple not united? One stupid individual at d govt house is sitting on ur allowance.
That's right.
NYSC / Gobe In Gombe by slimbowwow(m): 8:56am On Jun 16, 2017
Access bank, corper! You're pre-approved for instant payday advance. No documents required. Dial *901*11# or visit www.my payday.com to apply. I shook my head for this country when I received this message from Access bank. Although a layman would feel like an ant inside a pyramid of sugar but not me. An erudited intellectual economist. Ok, here is the simplification of the scenario. Let's say my Father gave iya Kudi 19800 to give me when they met in Abuja in May. Instead of handling over the money to me, Iya Kudi however, PLANTED the money on Mama Acciata's farm based on the negotiated rate of interest afoot.
Unfortunately for me, there is a wide communication lacuna between me and my dad at present. The funniest part of everything is that Mama Acciata contacted me yesterday to know if I'm interested in applying for the money inform of loan/advance. (With an undisclosed interest rate), the money that was supposed to be in my possession. In the first place.

They heat the water to make the tea hot,
then they put ice in it to make it cold, then they
put lemon in it to make it sour, and then they put
sugar in it to make it sweet.
NYSC / Re: Not A Single Corper Has Been Paid May Allowee In Gombe State Up Till Now. by slimbowwow(m): 8:53am On Jun 16, 2017
Access bank, corper! You're pre-approved for instant payday advance. No documents required. Dial *901*11# or visit www.my payday.com to apply. I shook my head for this country when I received this message from Access bank. Although a layman would feel like an ant inside a pyramid of sugar but not me. An erudited intellectual economist. Ok, here is the simplification of the scenario. Let's say my Father gave iya Kudi 19800 to give me when they met in Abuja in May. Instead of handling over the money to me, Iya Kudi however, PLANTED the money on Mama Acciata's farm based on the negotiated rate of interest afoot.
Unfortunately for me, there is a wide communication lacuna between me and my dad at present. The funniest part of everything is that Mama Acciata contacted me yesterday to know if I'm interested in applying for the money inform of loan/advance. (With an undisclosed interest rate), the money that was supposed to be in my possession. In the first place.

They heat the water to make the tea hot,
then they put ice in it to make it cold, then they
put lemon in it to make it sour, and then they put
sugar in it to make it sweet.
NYSC / Re: Not A Single Corper Has Been Paid May Allowee In Gombe State Up Till Now. by slimbowwow(m): 8:52am On Jun 16, 2017
AceGang:
Stop joking joor..my MAY allowee don finish sef..
This there peanut allowee sad
. joke ke. we are suffering here.
NYSC / Not A Single Corper Has Been Paid May Allowee In Gombe State Up Till Now. by slimbowwow(m): 5:23pm On Jun 15, 2017
It is indeed a cacophonous infidelity that the management of the National Youth Service Corps (Gombe) has failed to ensure the payment of its corps members's allawee. None of the chiefs in charge has shown any concern or atleast a manner of accountability. So therefore, it is in respect of the above that I call on my fellow corps members to braze up to the situation and act fast, through a legitimate means. It is our entitlement and we have to fight for it... Though some of us might be comfortable even without 19,800 but we should also have in mind that there a alot of us that depend wholeheartedly on that. Our colleagues in other states have already spent their's. I hereby, call it a fight for all. # solidarityforall
NYSC / Re: A Corp Member Died Of Hunger? by slimbowwow(m): 5:06pm On Jun 15, 2017
kuchikau1:
we cant overrule d presence of the spiritual but by prayers, evil plans are crushed. Hope they've paid u.
capital NO. Not a single corp member has been paid in GOMBE state up till now and no one is saying anything about it.
NYSC / Re: A Corp Member Died Of Hunger? by slimbowwow(m): 8:57am On Jun 12, 2017
kuchikau1:
do i luk like a comedian?
just that I considered d same.
NYSC / Re: A Corp Member Died Of Hunger? by slimbowwow(m): 11:23am On Jun 11, 2017
It is indeed a cacophonous infidelity that the management of the National Youth Service Corps (Gombe) has failed to ensure the payment of its corps members's allawee. None of the chiefs in charge has shown any concern or atleast a manner of accountability. So therefore, it is in respect of the above that I call on my fellow corps members to braze up to the situation and act fast, through a legitimate means. It is our entitlement and we have to fight for it... Though some of us might be comfortable even without 19,800 but we should also have in mind that there a alot of us that depend wholeheartedly on that. Our colleagues in other states have already spent their's. I hereby, call it a fight for all. # solidarityforall
NYSC / Re: A Corp Member Died Of Hunger? by slimbowwow(m): 11:19am On Jun 11, 2017
kuchikau1:
go beg ur village pple. Ask dem 4 forgiveness.
Are u serious?
NYSC / Re: A Corp Member Died Of Hunger? by slimbowwow(m): 8:51am On Jun 10, 2017
Why was Kwara paid on 1st, Oyo on 6th, Delta on 5th and so on like that....? Today is 10th and not a single corp member has been paid in Gombe state. If it was part of the training shouldn't we share the same fate with our counterparts.
NYSC / A Corp Member Died Of Hunger? by slimbowwow(m): 8:07am On Jun 09, 2017
A corp member almost die this morning because he hasn't eaten for 3days in Kalshingi village, Gombe state. A village where your so called local inspector will never visit because of the rough edges. NYSC send people's children to villages to die of hunger while their own children are feeding their dogs with sawamma .
NYSC / Re: May 2017 Allowance by slimbowwow(m): 8:05am On Jun 09, 2017
A corp member almost die this morning because he hasn't eaten for 3days in Kalshingi village, Gombe state. A village where your so called local inspector will never visit because of the rough edges. NYSC send people's children to villages to die of hunger while their own children are feeding their dogs with sawamma .

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by slimbowwow(m): 1:17pm On Jan 21, 2017
What's the penalty for Pcms that fail to resume camp before cutoff date for NYSC registration?
NYSC / Re: NYSC B 15 Mobilization: General Complaints And Enquiries by slimbowwow(m): 1:00pm On Jan 21, 2017
What's the penalty for Pcms that didn't resume camp before cutoff date for NYSC registration?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by slimbowwow(m): 9:44am On Jan 19, 2017
GOMBE LEGGO
Investment / Money Mobilization Machine - Mmm by slimbowwow(m): 10:01pm On Dec 17, 2016
MMM - Money Mobilization Machine.


Not just as a graduate of economics, but as a bonafide economist I can not afford to keep my hand akimbo on the prevailing default of MMM. The big question that got me mused since the declaration of MMM as frozen is... " Is MMM a blessing or a curse"? As a student that wrote a project on the topic " the determinants of poverty in Ogbagi Akoko" and also once wrote a proposal on "the impact of private domestic savings on Nigeria's economic growth" I want to believe that the Central bank of Nigeria (CBN) has been deceiving us on the notion that savings habit of Nigerians is very bad. Which they said has made the capital mobilization a mediocrity. We all know saving serves as a tool for capital formulation towards financing aggregate investment. However, it has been revealed through MMM haywireness that a myriad number of the country's labour force are into MMM, this report shows that Nigerians have a reasonable saving faculty and habit and can do away with part of their income that is not needed for current consumption for 30 days or 30 months. 3 Million Nigerians will Lose Over N18.765billion if MMM crash... Nigerians can save if the interest is interesting. Thus, having observed the whole predicaments, the need is felt by me to enjoin the government as well as financial institutions to access the viability of domestic savings by providing mouth watering incentives for savings through interest standardization to refine, rebuild, reshape, re-engineer, reconstruct, restructure and revamp the Nigeria economy. According to Machlinion, saving is not determined by income as postulated by Keynes but it is determined by real interest rate, although his thesis is arguable as savings is a function of income as well as interest rate and other variables that are stochastic. As capital formation through savings mobilization is an important factor in economic growth, countries that are able to accumulate high level of capital, tend to achieve faster rates of economic growth and development. However, borrowing from abroad is not a proper strategy for economic growth and sustainable development.... It is a cold war weapon the west is using against our beloved country, as it may not only have adverse effects on the balance of payment as these loans will have to be serviced in the future, but also carries a foreign exchange risk. Borrowing from abroad is a neo-colonialism time bomb. MMM has made it glaringly obvious that Nigerians can save. I Wale Johnson urges the federal government to create a robust interest rate and allow savings to stimulate capital investment as it is a necessary condition for economic growth and development. #WJ

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Sports / Re: Booked Bets And Betting Tips by slimbowwow(m): 7:12am On Nov 21, 2015
1. 21.11.15 13:30 Bristol City - Hull City (Handicap 0:1) Customer type: Hull City @ 1.35 Result: 2. 21.11.15 18:30 SV Mattersburg - SK Rapid Vienna (Handicap 2:0) Customer type: SV Mattersburg @ 1.25 Result: 3. 21.11.15 16:00 FK Austria Vienna - Admira Wacker (Handicap 0:2) Customer type: FC Admira Wacker Mödling @ 1.55 Result: 4. 21.11.15 16:00 Everton FC - Aston Villa (Handicap 0:2) Customer type: Aston Villa @ 1.45 Result: 5. 21.11.15 16:00 Southampton FC - Stoke City (First Team to win either half ) Customer type: Yes @ 1.35 Result: 6. 21.11.15 13:45 Watford FC - Manchester United (Handicap 2:0) Customer type: Watford FC @ 1.25 Result: 7. 21.11.15 16:00 Newcastle United - Leicester City (Handicap 0:1) Customer type: Leicester City @ 1.40 Result: 8. 21.11.15 16:00 West Bromwich Albion - Arsenal FC (Under/Over 12,5 corners) Customer type: Under @ 1.30 Result: 9. 21.11.15 18:30 Manchester City - Liverpool FC (Under/Over 9,5 corners) Customer type: Over @ 1.35 Result: 10. 21.11.15 15:30 1 FC Cologne - FSV Mainz 05 (Handicap 0:2) Customer type: FSV Mainz 05 @ 1.22 Result: 11. 21.11.15 18:30 FC Schalke 04 - FC Bayern München (1X2) Customer type: Bayern Munich @ 1.20 Result: 12. 21.11.15 16:00 Dagenham & Redbridge - Oxford United (Second Team to win either half ) Customer type: Yes @ 1.35 Result: 13. 21.11.15 22:05 Deportivo La Coruna - RC Celta De Vigo (Handicap 2:0) Customer type: Deportivo La Coruna @ 1.25 Result: 14. 21.11.15 20:00 AS Monaco - FC Nantes (First Team to win either half ) Customer type: Yes @ 1.45 Result: 15. 21.11.15 16:00 Mersin Idman Yurdu SK - Fenerbahce (Second Team to win either half ) Customer type: Yes @ 1.30 Result: 16. 21.11.15 19:15 Galatasaray - Antalyaspor AS (First Team to win either half ) Customer type: Yes @ 1.25 Result: 17. 21.11.15 18:00 Bologna FC - AS Roma (Handicap 0:1) Customer type: AS Roma @ 1.20 Result:

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Sports / Re: 1000% Sure. by slimbowwow(m): 11:44am On Sep 26, 2015
I've been a punter for quite some time now and I've won
some of my bets but lost most of them. I got frustrated and
decided to quit. After quitting I applied as an agent with a
top betting company in Nigeria. Well it was when I got
approved and started my shop that I understood the deep
secrets of betting. With the loads of secrets I have in my
hands now I don't lose again. Who says there is nothing like
sure bets? Wait till you get into the business. Most times
winning your bets is not about knowing the best team but
there are things I can't reveal to the public because that will
mean betraying my paymasters. Anyway, just to help the few
I can help, you will be getting just 4 games from me
everyday. Please don't be afraid to stake on anything I give
you. Even if a team has 23 odds and I tell you that they will
win just know that they must win. Simple! If you play what I
didn't give you and lose don't come crying to me please!
Secondly I'm not a gambler but a Core business guy. So if
you expect to win 20 million with just N100 na you sabi. My
method is I give you 2-10 odds game and you stake with
something reasonable. At the end of every week you
calculate your profit and go save some in your bank
account.
Also I like things to be coordinate. For this reason, I'm not
sure if I'm comfortable with posting games here. If you leave
your number below I will add you to my group on
Whatsapp. If you donI've been a punter for quite some time now and I've won
some of my bets but lost most of them. I got frustrated and
decided to quit. After quitting I applied as an agent with a
top betting company in Nigeria. Well it was when I got
approved and started my shop that I understood the deep
secrets of betting. With the loads of secrets I have in my
hands now I don't lose again. Who says there is nothing like
sure bets? Wait till you get into the business. Most times
winning your bets is not about knowing the best team but
there are things I can't reveal to the public because that will
mean betraying my paymasters. Anyway, just to help the few
I can help, you will be getting just 4 games from me
everyday. Please don't be afraid to stake on anything I give
you. Even if a team has 23 odds and I tell you that they will
win just know that they must win. Simple! If you play what I
didn't give you and lose don't come crying to me please!
Secondly I'm not a gambler but a Core business guy. So if
you expect to win 20 million with just N100 na you sabi. My
method is I give you 2-10 odds game and you stake with
something reasonable. At the end of every week you
calculate your profit and go save some in your bank
account.
Also I like things to be coordinate. For this reason, I'm not
sure if I'm comfortable with posting games here. If you leave
your number below I will add you to my group on
Whatsapp. If you don
I've been a punter for quite some time now and I've won
some of my bets but lost most of them. I got frustrated and
decided to quit. After quitting I applied as an agent with a
top betting company in Nigeria. Well it was when I got
approved and started my shop that I understood the deep
secrets of betting. With the loads of secrets I have in my
hands now I don't lose again. Who says there is nothing like
sure bets? Wait till you get into the business. Most times
winning your bets is not about knowing the best team but
there are things I can't reveal to the public because that will
mean betraying my paymasters. Anyway, just to help the few
I can help, you will be getting just 4 games from me
everyday. Please don't be afraid to stake on anything I give
you. Even if a team has 23 odds and I tell you that they will
win just know that they must win. Simple! If you play what I
didn't give you and lose don't come crying to me please!
Secondly I'm not a gambler but a Core business guy. So if
you expect to win 20 million with just N100 na you sabi. My
method is I give you 2-10 odds game and you stake with
something reasonable. At the end of every week you
calculate your profit and go save some in your bank
account.
Also I like things to be coordinate. For this reason, I'm not
sure if I'm comfortable with posting games here. If you leave
your number below I will add you to my group on
Whatsapp. If you don

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