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Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Many People Got The NAPSAS Induction Invitation by slimjoe87(m): 10:26pm On Dec 05, 2014
I equally got it too dis evening,and i dont jst no what are involved cos am coming frm Enugu state.i.e lodging n everythng1
Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG: SURE-P Graduate Internship Scheme by slimjoe87(m): 8:18am On Oct 03, 2014
Bekeson: Pls who els got dis. Dear gradute, you have been invited to an internship opportunity fair. Please check your email and print the invitation letter.

And since i got d txt message i went to my box there was no mail sent to my box. Pls wat wil i do nxt? Thanks
op,.open ur spam inbox,dats whr i got mine
EducationRe: Federal Universities Should Have Tuition Fees - Pro-Chancellors by slimjoe87(m): 9:29pm On Jul 06, 2014
iwonbaoko: What is LMAO? is that short hand for poverty of ideas?
What is the population of Finland?? under 6 million= less than Lagos State
What is the GDP per capita $36000 and Nigeria $1800 = 20 times that of Nigeria
Nigeria has a GDP per capita of $1800 = 270000 Naira . This is NOT all government money but the TOTAL ECONOMIC OUTPUT of the nation
Bear in Mind that the Federal Government has only a fraction of that(10%) e.g with its recent budget of 4 trillion = 26 666 Naira per citizen
Finland is 20 times richer than Nigeria.
The FG with a budget of 27000 Naira per citizen will subsidize petrol , give you free education,build roads and pay salaries

Your analogy is like an okada rider's son saying that he wants a Blackberry phone because Dangote's son has one

What I wrote which I hope you read before your unsolicited quote is clear.
Is there any country with a population of 100 million that offers free university education.
Of what relevance is oil to the discussion. FYI oil is less than 30% of our GDP and not all the revenue from oil goes to government
Is money derived from oil different from money derived from selling fish or chicken?
http://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PETR.RT.ZS
In 2010 1.5 million people were admitted to university .What is the annual cost of giving these people genuine education that will add value to them and society. What is the optimal ratio of Lecturer/student or are we just turning out so called "graduates" no better that secondary students. Can government afford to pay 500000 on 1.5 million students annually? Are they the only ones in the country?
It is shameful that we have adults who presumably have been to some kind of tertiary education program who cannot analyze logically.
forget that Barbash and arithmetics..that cn nt help us a country. Gov must nt charge ur in everythng,let dem show us we r citizens at least.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Odd 'jobs' You Did During NYSC by slimjoe87(m): 10:17pm On Dec 19, 2013
Senator James: What a great and interesting experience I had during my service year.

I will love to share mine. None is odd because I did it out of passion, the other one is an innovation.

1) I took some school children Home Lesson because of my love for children, but I dropped it when I became NCCF Zonal Papa because of tight schedule.

Innovative: with the love I had for children, One of my friend and I organized "SANTA CLAUS" during last year Chrismas vacation in some Nursery schools and we made good money. I have been planning the same here in Ibadan this period before I gained employement in november.

Yagba East (Isanlu), Kogi state. 12/13 batch B
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Odd 'jobs' You Did During NYSC by slimjoe87(m): 10:02pm On Dec 19, 2013
Senator James: What a great and interesting experience I had during my service year.

I will love to share mine. None is odd because I did it out of passion, the other one is an innovation.

1) I took some school children Home Lesson because of my love for children, but I dropped it when I became NCCF Zonal Papa because of tight schedule.

Innovative: with the love I had for children, One of my friend and I organized "SANTA CLAUS" during last year Chrismas vacation in some Nursery schools and we made good money. I have been planning the same here in Ibadan this period before I gained employement in november.

Yagba East (Isanlu), Kogi state. 12/13 batch B
same batch wit me*servd in ph..am stil searching sha..
My odd jobs waz immunisation plus days monitor..waz equaly teachn in a sch dey pay me 13k pa mnth 4 jst twice a week teaching..
PhonesRe: Letter To Airtel Nigeria by slimjoe87(m): 10:40pm On Dec 03, 2013
venorite: I received your sms on the planned blockage of your bis plans on non blackberry devices.Pls, i want to encourage you to simply hurry up in blocking it and see how much customers you lose. You can also ask Glo how they fared after blocking their bis on other devices cos me as a person haven't used my Glo line since the blockage. It must be pointed out to you that i have never used my Airtel line for calls or sms but simply for surfing the net.The reason why i use it for browsing is not cos f the super fast network but cos of the cheap data and sometimes i have to buy extra data from other network providers when i have important stuffs to do online that wont allow me being patient with your crappy network. I can promise you one thing though, once this move is completed, i will never use that my Airtel Sim again and i guess it will expire after non usage for 3months. The surge in your customer base is cos of the cheap data that the bis provides and am sure there are peeps like me that are ready to abandon their Airtel lines once this bis is blocked. From December 4th, that is if the planned blockage goes on, it is total switch off of my Airtel line. Besides the only way you and your fellow telecom companies spend the billions you make from us is by giving Davido, Kcee and other Nigerian artist huge contracts worth millions of Naira for doing nothing, an average Nigerian that enrich you guys never gain from you guys but get scammed by the tons of sms sent to us as a means to defraud us of our hard earned money.i will also advise my family and friends to also switch off their Airtel lines as leaving it on will not be of any use to them since they do not make calls or send sms on your crappy network.i advise my fellow Nigerians to do same too. TO BE FOREWARNED IS TO BE FOREARMED
thump up OP.
I AV JUST RUSHED AND FINISH MY REMAINING bis DATA DIS EVENING.
GUES WHERE THE SIM IS,BACK TO D SIM PACK UNDER MY GHANA MUST GO BAG EVER TO USE IT UNTIL THEY TXT US BACK THAT THEY AV CHANGED THIER MIND.
ANGRY!! imagine my bis i recharged 4 d season dat wil xpire endin of d month.
Bt no shaking,! Airtel Red devils.idiots.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Reasons New Graduates Cant Get Jobs by slimjoe87(m): 10:27pm On Dec 03, 2013
esbjay@gmail.co:
i sincerely agreed with you, my company just employed one guy (an electrical engineer), to be sincere with you this guy doesnt know how to use tester, he doesnt know anything about electrical, i just discovered today that the guy is zero theoretically and i asked myself one question, how does this guy passed his exams, a Bsc holder from ESUT. I'm equally a fresh graduate (mechanical engineer) but i can dismantle, assemble and overhaul an engine without any supervision. i was telling him what and what i can do which i did some in his presence and he asked me a question, where did u learn all these from? my response goes thus....... i did siwes and IT and i took it upon myself that i must know these things. today i can conveniently lay my hand on heavy duty engines and any mechanical machines as well as air condition and refrigerator. i think its just mind set. believe me
clap for yourself Engr,stop denting a school name jst for some1 who was nt serious..@u
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is GNLD Now Dealing With Touts, Illiterates Etc by slimjoe87(m): 8:02pm On Nov 08, 2013
ugwum007: Some days ago, I came across a job vacancy post in olx website. I called the phone number stipulated and I was given an address at gbagada industrial estate, lagos. On getting there,it was GNLD office, I kept my cool located the person that gave me the address and for 2hrs I was listening to the usual networking talks only that it was coming from almost a tout (from appearance). When I started asking questions about the whole thing including a olx vacancy post, flyers & posters that had job vacancy opportunities on them, the guy lost his cool and almost bounced on me.

Am a student caught up in the ASUU dance with FG, almost all I heard that day was like routing information......I started wondering why is GNLD now stooping so low to fraud inorder to drive business?
My broda,i was also a victim to dat encounter through a pamflet,n i called d numb.
The worst was dat the so called tout interviewer askd me to steple my ATM card with d form they gav me to start d biz and buy my dream car within 6months. Afta prolond lecture/interview.i refused n told them dat i wana go outsid d GNLD complex to withdraw to pave way of escape,bt d guy insisted to acompany me to d bank of which i tried to resist bt he insistd,on d way to d bank.i raised flame on him while he was holding my waiste on d way to d bank.
'God! Its nt a smal story o''
I lookd at d person dat was interviewing me,vry dirty,d shoes has wornout..may God have mercy to us in dis lagos.d adres to dat GNLD is block 12.Pedro bustop toward oshodi.
The worst is that many people ar faling victim each munite because they share flyers at each bustops.
NYSCRe: What Did You Do With Your NYSC kit After POP? by slimjoe87(m): 10:32am On Oct 14, 2013
My dear nice question anyway,my khaki n vest r stil in my bag doing notin,my Cap dey wit ma grandpa for vila, at times my junior do Pose wit it to inspire them to struggle hard to b a corper soon(i dey giv dem hope .lol)..my jungle boot,my papa take am..d belt,i use am flogd my student,d girl curse am,so i no wear again abeg.
Finally,i had a dream that sum day,nysc kits wil be a hot commodity, then i could lease mine ..lolz. 2012 batch B.
Christianity EtcRe: Chelsea Jersey Is A Free Ticket To Hell by slimjoe87(m): 1:38pm On Sep 15, 2013
Omexonomy: The logo of chelsea and manu is a caricarture of a powerful demon holding a staff (wand) this demon is so powerful that some people who went to seek for powers from the demon are usually given a short staff (wand) for conjuring. Though no relationship between the demon and football club has been establish. But why they choose to use such logo is what i can not understand.
that is to show the relationship is Vivid..@all being a fan of a club is sin n ticket to hell
NYSCRe: Your Prayers For Nysc 2012 Batch B Corpers Passing Out Today by slimjoe87(m): 11:45am On Jun 01, 2013
congratulation to my humble self Engr Ene. Tai rivers health n anti-hiv/aids cds grp president as i hand over to d new leader nxt wk.
God i tnk u 4 ur faithfulnes.
POP LOADING. HW TIME FLYS. Hapi moment.
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Support State Of Emergency Rule In 3 States by slimjoe87(m): 12:59pm On May 19, 2013
ALL OF THEM SABI WHAT TO DO TO PUT A STOP TO DIS INSURGENCE>>>>>>!!!!!!!![code][/code][font=Lucida Sans Unicode[color=#770077][/color]][/font] why wont [/b]dey support it? u want [i][/i]d FG to confirm dem terrorists....? [b]Bakwomi ppl
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Live In Enugu by slimjoe87(m): 1:44pm On May 18, 2013
Mr President...wellcome to my state,the coal city state were peace rains.....!!!!!!!![i][/i] shocked kiss
FamilyRe: Which Do I Choose; Marriage Or Job? by slimjoe87(m): 7:25pm On Jun 06, 2012
@poster,love is understanding..when d both of u cn nt understand urself nw u r nt yet wedded i wonder? Bt may i ask d occupatn of ur fiance n his fainancial status/capacity? This r wat u r going to consider b4 resignin,ok,ask him provisions he is makin 4 u in abj 4 job,if u finds reasonably,take ur hearth decision n mind u dat husband is scarce likwise a good job..also lik odas said find a way 4 ur transfer to abj n al prob is solve if posibl..an idle woman is a devils workshop.lol..tnx n make nice decision frm dis critical tym..
we hope to see good Result of ur decision.
BusinessRe: First Bank Nigeria Holding Company: Formerly First Bank Group by slimjoe87(m): 5:14pm On Jun 01, 2012
this is a sign that they wil be Holding pple's money lik NEPA does power...!! ;Dthis is a sign that they wil be Holding pple's money lik NEPA does power...!!
PoliticsRe: Describe Sanusi Lamido Sanusi In Your Own Words by slimjoe87(m): 9:56pm On Feb 29, 2012
am sori he is selfish, !

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