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Health / Re: This Thing Grew On My Finger, What's It Called Pls... by slimjohn2k5: 1:45pm On Mar 26
Your sixt finger was cut off at birth.
Health / Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by slimjohn2k5: 3:52pm On Mar 24
I missed strong poo grin
The feeling after is that of joy and victory.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Announces 3-month Suspension Of Foreign Trips For MDAs, Ministers by slimjohn2k5: 10:25pm On Mar 20
Peter Obi is working

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Family / Re: Nigerian Big Boy Washes Dad's Hands With Expensive Alcohol, Gifts Him SUV(Video) by slimjohn2k5: 7:32pm On Mar 20
Shey na that village the father go drive that jeep

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Politics / Re: Killing Of Soldiers,army Tracks Militant Leader To Bayelsa, by slimjohn2k5: 7:48pm On Mar 19
U sure say not be Asari these guys dey after?
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by slimjohn2k5: 8:08am On Mar 19
Is it male or female urine

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Technology Market / Re: 11 Units Of Panasonic Toughbook Cf-31 Core I7 = 500k by slimjohn2k5: 7:58am On Mar 19
All 500k or 1 for 500k
Religion / Re: James Rebuttal Of Paul's Erroneous Teaching On Salvation By Grace/faith Not Work by slimjohn2k5: 10:49pm On Mar 13
How this argument go tk u to heaven
Family / Re: Everything Is So Expensive by slimjohn2k5: 8:02pm On Mar 13
Do n buy necessity
Learn to buy essentials in bulk

Buying one derica of garri, beans or rice everyday u need they is u cheating yourself.
Politics / Re: Wike Stops Boasting About 2027 Election After Bipi Told Him How He Rigd Election by slimjohn2k5: 7:03am On Mar 13
These are heavy statements that should not be taken lightly in order to fix our democracy.

Or is a game play by Wike for the court to sack Fubara.

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Politics / Re: Top Member Of Obidients Exposed Looted Party Fund Used To Buy Properties by slimjohn2k5: 3:49pm On Mar 05
BadMaster:

If not that you don't have sense, you would have realized that the fight is between LP members and has nothing to do with APC.

Nobody is happy with the situation of things in this country, but that doesn't mean you should be displaying idiocy on here.

Taking this personal, tells me only one thing. But I wish you the best
Business / Re: Stanbic IBTC Pensions Must Explain The Reduction In RSA Balances. by slimjohn2k5: 11:19am On Mar 05
Ahhhhh,

Why na, this is stealing
Politics / Re: Top Member Of Obidients Exposed Looted Party Fund Used To Buy Properties by slimjohn2k5: 10:19am On Mar 05
Election is over and APC is still fighting opposition.

Na LP go soon be the reason naira dey crash
Family / Re: Police Invitation; What Could Go Wrong At The Police Station? by slimjohn2k5: 11:45pm On Mar 04
Ask her to go with a lawyer

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Family / Re: Husband Discovers That His Wife’s Supposed Four Siblings Are Her Children by slimjohn2k5: 4:24pm On Mar 04
Apart from paternity n maternity fraud, women also do age fraud. A woman that hv reached 38 will tell the man she is 23. Then they start struggling with child birth, or one old age sickness.

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Politics / Re: Alibaba Expose Nollywood Actresses That Sleep With Politicians For Money by slimjohn2k5: 4:18pm On Mar 04
Na the pressure dey kill the Nollywood actors.

Imagine going to set on one public transport, then an actress comes with the latest Jeep. Na to just go high urself make u not think am.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mukina2, Nairaland's First Supermod, Has Resigned by slimjohn2k5: 10:13pm On Mar 03
People dont just wake up n dont give a hell.

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Health / Re: Mr. Ibu Died Of Blood Clots In His Leg. by slimjohn2k5: 10:02pm On Mar 03
i use to have pains in my heel especially after waking up, is that a sign of blood clot?
Computers / Re: Mac Core I5, Quad Core, 512GB Rom, 16 Ram, Monterey Macos, 22" Screen by slimjohn2k5: 7:19pm On Mar 03
How much
Travel / Re: I Want To Report Immigration Fraud by slimjohn2k5: 10:44pm On Mar 02
Stay away from him, wen it cast u go chop too as accomplice
Travel / Re: Capturing The Moment: Maltina Cans Drop From A Billboard On A Lagos Street by slimjohn2k5: 6:26pm On Feb 27
Nice but How safe is this for road users.

I feel it should have been away from the road enough.
Politics / Re: Govs, Elumelu Dangote Makes Tinubu's Economic Advisory Panel by slimjohn2k5: 5:12pm On Feb 26
Putindbutt:

Do you understand the meaning of economic advisory committee?

No Sir / Ma
Politics / Re: Govs, Elumelu Dangote Makes Tinubu's Economic Advisory Panel by slimjohn2k5: 4:56pm On Feb 26
Nice move but billionaires will favor their own business not the masses

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Crime / Re: I Caught My Landlord,doing This by slimjohn2k5: 2:58pm On Feb 26
U heard noise of people having sex n went to spy on them? I hear u

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am About To Lose My Job Less Than A Month After Resumption by slimjohn2k5: 12:52pm On Feb 26
Use ur TV screen or buy a cheap monitor.
Money no dey naija now

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Romance / Re: You Must See A Man Gbola, Hold It, Feel It, Make Sure It Working Before Marrying by slimjohn2k5: 5:17am On Feb 25
What about confirming the woman is fruitful and can multiply? grin grin grin

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Autos / Re: Land Rover Defender 90 For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 5:11am On Feb 25
Na pinture

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Computers / Re: �� Used Microsoft Surface Pro 4 by slimjohn2k5: 5:08am On Feb 25
How much
Romance / Re: Is This Normal ?? by slimjohn2k5: 9:17pm On Feb 23
MikeofKd:


If you get iphone bomb snoggle , germans full there.

I am lost bro, make I pm u?
Though I not get iPhone for now
Autos / Re: Toks 2010 Lexus Rx350 Fully Fully Loaded With Mouse, Headrest Dvd,spar by slimjohn2k5: 1:31pm On Feb 23
This one dey mark the ground e park. Hope no be babalawo property grin

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Romance / Re: Is This Normal ?? by slimjohn2k5: 11:00am On Feb 23
MikeofKd:



Well i'm doing quite well for myself , multiple
Sources of income plus I also earn in dollars.
Listen guy I know ur very frustrated in life and all but the question wasnt directed to people like you. Thank you.

Oya show me way.
But I was only trying to say leave the babe wen not dey think of u now.

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