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Sports / Re: Why Do Footballers Marriage Last Than Other Celebrities? by slimjohn2k5: 6:07pm On Oct 23, 2023
because they not dey high
Family / Re: New Wife Wants Husband's Late Wife Pictures Removed From The Wall by slimjohn2k5: 5:32pm On Oct 23, 2023
Sensitive situation
But before you marry another u already made up your mind, so y keeping the pic in an open place.

You can have in your drawer or wardrobe

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Science/Technology / Re: Experimental Material Made From DNA And Glass Is 5x Stronger Than Steel by slimjohn2k5: 4:12pm On Oct 23, 2023
Bullet proof things
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Welcomes Nonuplets (9 Babies) After 25 Years Of Waiting (Video) by slimjohn2k5: 1:33pm On Oct 23, 2023
This one na baby factory ohhhh
Career / Re: [deleted] by slimjohn2k5: 10:03pm On Oct 21, 2023
You don't need to start the business like having everything in your list at once.
Go through your list again and pick 5 most useful things like clipper, mirror, gen, shop, seat or chair. You can then be moving gradually to make it your taste.

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Car Talk / Re: I Want To Buy My First Car by slimjohn2k5: 6:40pm On Oct 21, 2023
Buy highlander since u travel

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got An Interview From Them, How Real Is The Company by slimjohn2k5: 10:57pm On Oct 19, 2023
LZAA:

No be if
Na GNLD
That address has been circulated here tire
🚶
Meanwhile OP try cover your name na😒😒

To even confirm it às scam more.
Googling Salamasor which send email and googling emd global, they do 2 different things.

Abeg no waste ur transport. Another red flag is that a legitimate company will send email to that u should come tomorrow

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got An Interview From Them, How Real Is The Company by slimjohn2k5: 10:45pm On Oct 19, 2023
Any company that answers global is suspicious that it might be gnld.

The email and the company name doesn't seem to march too.

Do more findings on Google by copying the email and pasting it. U will get more if it they are scam
Education / Re: Reps Ask FG To Ban Queen Primer Textbook, It Contains ‘sexual Perversions’ (pic by slimjohn2k5: 10:39pm On Oct 19, 2023
The word gay has been in that book since I was a child, it means happy then. But the publisher can be reached out to, so they remove those words instead of banning it. That book helped many of us life ohhhhh

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Business / Re: Cost Of This Watch In The Market by slimjohn2k5: 7:33pm On Oct 19, 2023
No be this watch aboki dey sell 500 naira?

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Health / Re: How Many Days Should A Guy Wear Boxers Before Washing? by slimjohn2k5: 6:22pm On Oct 19, 2023
Some person may not hv many boxers that is y they use multiple times.

Sometimes I wear 2 boxers in a day

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Family / Re: My Wife Calls Her Family For Everything by slimjohn2k5: 6:43pm On Oct 18, 2023
lordnkem000:

U really no Sabi cooking if so. My mom dey use 1500 cook okro soup I chop like mad. My ex dey use 2k cook stew and soup sef we manage that year. Few weeks ago I carry 2k cook egusi soup and my date that day no believe say na me cook or the amount. Bro go learn

We r talking about married folks n not boyfriend n girlfriend.
Family / Re: My Wife Calls Her Family For Everything by slimjohn2k5: 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2023
olawaley12:
day play o!!! 3k for a pot of soup, me and my girl used 2.5k for bread and scrambled eggs...
Learn more
Wait till una marry, u go know the difference between love n money
Health / Re: Please Help, Itchy Penis by slimjohn2k5: 6:07pm On Oct 17, 2023
What do u think caused it should be your start point.
Family / Re: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes Please Help by slimjohn2k5: 3:19pm On Oct 17, 2023
You will soon meet an angel that will change you.
Do away with your current friends and make friends with responsible people.

Ashawo pussy not dey wet.

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Family / Re: My Wife Calls Her Family For Everything by slimjohn2k5: 3:04pm On Oct 17, 2023
U wanted a rich kid, u got one. Bros hustle hard 3k not fit cook pot of soup.

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Romance / Re: Pls How Can I Send Someone Money From Opay Without The Receiver Knowing It's Me? by slimjohn2k5: 4:10pm On Oct 16, 2023
U can't from ur account
Or
U can buy another sim, setup opay acct then send
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Huawei Band 8 Needed by slimjohn2k5: 2:52pm On Oct 16, 2023
GreaterFuture:
Huawei band 8, Brand new or used...
If used, must be working perfectly
Ready to buy immediately, serious sellers.
Good afternoon.
I have band 6 if you are interested
Romance / Re: Apologize To A Part Of Your Body You've Overused. by slimjohn2k5: 3:58pm On Oct 15, 2023
My bum don too go toilet.
Apologies to my bum bum for those hard and watery poo

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Officially Announces Its Participation In The Gaza War by slimjohn2k5: 2:48pm On Oct 15, 2023
If so, then there will be chaos. E go even touch Africans
Politics / Re: Cash Transfer: FG Seeks Fresh $400m Loan To Fund 15 Million Households by slimjohn2k5: 7:17am On Oct 15, 2023
Naira crashing
Endless borrowing
No foresight
No ideas
Nigeria in a cycle of fool
Supporters of this terrible leadership will never see anything wrong.

How can a nation borrow this amount to transfer to people which I know they won't. Y not use it to buy mass transit buses to be managed by private individual to crash transport cost

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Phones / Re: Vivo Y16 Phone Frustrating My Life. by slimjohn2k5: 8:38pm On Oct 13, 2023
jaeyking:
Na u install rubbish.
Vivo brand is premium

Hard reset your phone and stop install stupid apps
You are right, I and my wife use Vivo, a highly recommended phone anytime.

Reset the phone and avoid spam websites and apps

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Romance / Re: Am I The Only One Who finds women who has stretch marks attractive? by slimjohn2k5: 3:59pm On Oct 13, 2023
Go me meet those women selling agbo. e plenty for their body

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: IT Internship Opportunity by slimjohn2k5: 12:55pm On Oct 13, 2023
LegitGirl:
Hello,

I'm offering two paid IT internships for a multinational company:

Requirements

Post-NYSC or young individuals for a 1-year internship.
Bachelor's in Computer Science, Information Science, or Computer Engineering.
IT-savvy.
Monthly stipend and perks included.

Urgent!

Send DM if interested or CVs to sisterolive.a@gmail.com

Is this remote?
Crime / Re: Residents Filmed Scooping Fuel From A Fallen Tanker In Lagos by slimjohn2k5: 7:48am On Oct 13, 2023
For them, death is far better than considering the risk.
There is joblessness n poverty in the country.

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Computers / Re: About Amazon MDM, Urgent Please by slimjohn2k5: 7:31am On Oct 12, 2023
Your device was enrolled in a mobile device management (mdm) and is been controlled remotely.
Option1- if it is not encrypted, remove the hard drive and copy out your file
Option2- Wipe the device and reinstall the OS (not hundred percent certain it will resolve the issue like in Windows)

You sure is not your seller playing games on you? Niggers are desperate. Locking devices they already sold out

There are tools online u can use to remove it or u go to computer village
Computers / Re: About Amazon MDM, Urgent Please by slimjohn2k5: 7:17am On Oct 12, 2023
Your device was enrolled in a mobile device management (mdm) and is been controlled remotely.
Option1- if it is not encrypted, remove the hard drive and copy out your file
Option2- Wipe the device and reinstall the OS (not hundred percent certain it will resolve the issue like in Windows)

You sure is not your seller playing games on you? Niggers are desperate. Locking devices they already sold out
Celebrities / Re: A Half-nak3d Woman Was Filmed Waiting In Line At A Busy Airport In Florida.(vid by slimjohn2k5: 11:08pm On Oct 11, 2023
Person when dey find lawsuit.

Abeg mk them leave her ohhh
Health / Re: 12 Silent Ways You Can Destroy Your Kidneys by slimjohn2k5: 3:47pm On Oct 11, 2023
On the exercise part, I went to a gym to register. What captured my eyes was the lots of empty monster drinks on the floor, sincerely I didn't go back there again

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: K.g Teacher Urgently Needed,,, Accommodation It's Available by slimjohn2k5: 1:21pm On Oct 10, 2023
Judith2021:
K.g teacher it's urgently needed in a primary school located at ibeju lekki Lagos...... interested one can message or call me on 09053157908... accommodation it's available.
Salary it's 25000
Must be willing to relocate urgently

Hahahahahahaha
25k, urgently, sack sack people
Run for your life

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