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Technology Market / Re: Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra 70k - Advert Closed by slimjohn2k5: 7:38pm On Aug 18, 2023
50k

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Family / Re: Sleeping Positions: Mom & Dad's,what's Your Experience? by slimjohn2k5: 1:41pm On Aug 17, 2023
She is sleeping in a deep bed and her hand can't lie straight. Get her somewhere flat to sleep on

You may say is same even on flat bed but that means the baby has been sleeping in that uncomfortable position for long.

Note: not everything is spiritual

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Religion / Re: Help. My Friend Is Experiencing Moving Object In His Body by slimjohn2k5: 9:36pm On Aug 16, 2023
Tell him to go deworm

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Romance / Re: My Ex Just Called Me And Guess What? by slimjohn2k5: 2:39pm On Aug 16, 2023
Do not fall for it
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 30 5G Vs Tecno Spark 10 5G Comparison: What Will Your Preference Be? by slimjohn2k5: 2:06pm On Aug 15, 2023
I hate that big looking camera

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Shows Cash Evidence After Performing With Comedian Akpororo In Abuja by slimjohn2k5: 2:00pm On Aug 15, 2023
Disloyalty make this guy look richer than his colleagues even when he acts mental
Properties / Re: The Nigerian City With The Most Outrageous Accommodation Fees by slimjohn2k5: 5:22pm On Aug 13, 2023
Make Enugu no come spoil Lagos ohhhh

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Romance / Re: Don't Fornicate on Sunday. by slimjohn2k5: 9:29am On Aug 13, 2023
Is not necessary
If it is, what do u say about fornicators that repented?
Business / Re: We Will Name & Shame Commercial Banks Engaged In Illegal Sales Of Dollars – CBN by slimjohn2k5: 9:42pm On Aug 10, 2023
If you have a working system, then u cannot be blaming the commercial banks.

Look at other countries with stable economy. Don't they have commercial bank.

They better shut up and work so we not go say emefiele tried

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Health / Re: Why Am I Having A Back Pain Every Morning? I Need Your Help Nairalanders by slimjohn2k5: 7:42am On Aug 10, 2023
Don't buy orthopaedic mattress. But semi orthopaedic, then reduce sugar consumption for some time, also ensure your seats at home are firm and not sinking wen u sit on them.

Drugs will relieve u for a while but wen the underlying cause is not treated, it comes back. Physiotherapist will not tell u this because they want ur money.
Nairaland / General / Re: OLD TAKER" The "Big Yahoo Boy's Who Went From Making Millions To Going Broke by slimjohn2k5: 7:32am On Aug 10, 2023
Atleast he came out with his life
Romance / Re: Who Is More Important To This Woman In This Scenario by slimjohn2k5: 8:30pm On Aug 08, 2023
Ma chose one n marry. You cannot serve two master at a time.
Religion / Re: IS THIS A Sin:your Opinion With Scriptural Backing Will Help by slimjohn2k5: 12:33pm On Aug 08, 2023
When holy spirit impregnate Mary, why didn't you ask if it was a sin?

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Nairaland / General / Re: How True Is This Shocking Revelation, See Picture. by slimjohn2k5: 6:51am On Aug 08, 2023
Uneducated slave (involuntary) and educated slave (voluntary aka Japaaaa)
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Ex Husband Churchill & His New Wife Rosey Meurer Split - Gistlover . by slimjohn2k5: 9:31pm On Aug 07, 2023
Truly there is no partner better than the first.

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Agriculture / Re: I Need Links Of Sweet Corn Buyers by slimjohn2k5: 9:28pm On Aug 07, 2023
Redomi:
I'm a young farmer from Ondo town, I'm planning to start sweet corn farming but my problem is buyers. I wiah I can have a ready buyers before I waste my money buying seed and efforts growing it

Good choice, get the potential buyers b4 going in
Career / Re: My Banker Friend Quit His Job To Work In A Car Wash by slimjohn2k5: 11:56am On Aug 07, 2023
advanceDNA:



My guy have done it before in a bank and it worked.

Like I said it depends on the rapport

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Career / Re: My Banker Friend Quit His Job To Work In A Car Wash by slimjohn2k5: 11:47am On Aug 07, 2023
He can go back to the bank a month later that he resigned on health reason to go and treat himself. That he is OK now and willing to resume. At least they can see how lean he is now if he had good rappot with his boss

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Religion / Re: Assuming You Were To Make A Request From God Today And He Would Grant It. by slimjohn2k5: 7:34am On Aug 06, 2023
I want to go to heaven with my whole family both extended. Becos I no longer understand this heavenly race with all this gay marriage and all
Autos / Re: NEATLY USED REGISTERED 2009 TOYOTA CAMRY HYBRID, 3.1M NEGOTIABLE 09025354714, by slimjohn2k5: 9:53pm On Aug 05, 2023
Location
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Ready For War With Niger |pictures ,videos| by slimjohn2k5: 9:26pm On Aug 05, 2023
Y our leaders dey fear war.

Abeg mk we fight Niger make the thieves politicians run leave the country.

Our govt better use wisdom, shey una see as Ukraine they fight their battle alone?
Technology Market / Re: Google Pixel7 For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 12:27pm On Aug 05, 2023
Sold
Science/Technology / Re: Will You Like To Pass Your IT Certification Exams For Nothing? by slimjohn2k5: 12:24pm On Aug 05, 2023
iGod:
@ Slimjohn2k5

Saw your post with respect to international passport. I’m willing to help, quote me with your mail or contact number, I’ll message you.

09035891739
Gaming / Re: Ps 4 Slim Available For Sale by slimjohn2k5: 11:40pm On Aug 04, 2023
Baker77:
Uk used Ps 4 slim 408gb

Price - 145k

Location- Surulere

100k share your contact
Romance / Re: Help! by slimjohn2k5: 11:22pm On Aug 04, 2023
Will be expensive but will be worth it. They have standard
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NHS Job Interview by slimjohn2k5: 8:57pm On Aug 04, 2023
Is it nursing job?
Celebrities / Re: Housewife Calls Out Husband Bestie For Always Preparing Oha Soup In Her House by slimjohn2k5: 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2023
She not see bestie before she marry?
Family / Re: Nairalander Help, This Disturbance Too Much. I Have Explained But No Solution by slimjohn2k5: 8:53pm On Aug 04, 2023
E be like they forgot something for the house or they want to show u something. So just open door make them come in
Romance / Re: How A 28 Years Old Talented Boy's Life Is Wasting Away Despite All His Skills by slimjohn2k5: 7:42pm On Aug 03, 2023
Where is your location?
Politics / Re: Burkina Faso's President's Question Sets Twitter On Fire by slimjohn2k5: 7:35pm On Aug 03, 2023
Africa's problem is not leadership problem.
The west is gaining massively from the bad leadership of Africa.
Imagine Nigeria with Oil and refinery importing refined product, it is to the gain of the west.

Ask yourself why Sunday Igboho and Nnamdi Kanu have been arrested but Ekpa is still free.

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Romance / Re: If You Find Out That Your Husband Is Impotent After Marriage, What Will You Do? by slimjohn2k5: 4:58pm On Aug 01, 2023
budaatum:
I'd go seek a doctor's help, and if that don't work, I'll discuss with my husband if he'd agree we adopt or we find a sperm donor for me to sleep with to provide him with children that he can not have.

U never marry, so stop giving us science fiction

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