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Crime / Re: US-Based Nigerian Bodybuilder, Michael Chidozie Dies After Being Shot By Wife by slimjohn2k5: 11:01pm On Apr 14
So the body not dey bounce bullet?

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Politics / Re: Do We Have Any Defense System In Nigeria? by slimjohn2k5: 8:06am On Apr 14
We don defend naira or democracy finish?

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Autos / Re: Reduce Car Prices Dollar Is Down by slimjohn2k5: 10:54am On Apr 13
No one is sure if it is stable.

What the car dealers should do it having dollar and naira price.

The dollar price may be cheaper than the naira if converted but will secure their investments

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Romance / Re: A Girl Has Given This Nickname To My Husband by slimjohn2k5: 1:19pm On Apr 12
The guy dey represent u. No need to worry.

If there is something between them you will never hear that name. So relax

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Religion / Re: Controversial Lekki Church, Harvesters Int'l Caught Harassing Passersby (video) by slimjohn2k5: 9:23am On Apr 12
Approach matters
Ahhh bross abeg sun dey, mk I cool my head small. No be, here na church na.

Security guide not be church member
Business / Re: Which Precious Stone Is This by slimjohn2k5: 8:53am On Apr 11
Is the stone David used to kill Goliath

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Romance / Re: ***** by slimjohn2k5: 10:42pm On Apr 09
Na children them dey call orphan
Not a lady

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Events / Re: Bride And Makeup Artist Clash During Photoshoot Over Payment by slimjohn2k5: 11:14am On Apr 09
Person even want pay she dey tk the phone. If na me be the make up artist I go just use wet towel for her face and seize the weavon.

Then they pay me double to mk her up again

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Romance / Re: Man Displays Bride's Traditional Wedding Gifts From Her Family (photos, Video) by slimjohn2k5: 11:03pm On Apr 01
U sure the girl was not giving them headaches?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Seeking Single Male Roommate - In Ilaje, Before Ajah Lagos by slimjohn2k5: 4:19pm On Mar 30
How much is the 40%
Do you go out? Like work?
Romance / Re: PLEASE HELP ME! My Relationship Is Crashing by slimjohn2k5: 12:38pm On Mar 30
If he is avoiding calls be sending him encouraging text messages. So when he comes around he won't accuse u of abandoning him.

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Pets / Re: by slimjohn2k5: 8:19am On Mar 30
No fish?
Abi u don eat am grin

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Properties / Re: What Should This Tenant Do ? by slimjohn2k5: 8:17pm On Mar 26
Stop renovating people's house. Na him loose

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Health / Re: This Thing Grew On My Finger, What's It Called Pls... by slimjohn2k5: 1:45pm On Mar 26
Your sixt finger was cut off at birth.
Health / Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by slimjohn2k5: 3:52pm On Mar 24
I missed strong poo grin
The feeling after is that of joy and victory.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Announces 3-month Suspension Of Foreign Trips For MDAs, Ministers by slimjohn2k5: 10:25pm On Mar 20
Peter Obi is working

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Family / Re: Nigerian Big Boy Washes Dad's Hands With Expensive Alcohol, Gifts Him SUV(Video) by slimjohn2k5: 7:32pm On Mar 20
Shey na that village the father go drive that jeep

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Politics / Re: Killing Of Soldiers,army Tracks Militant Leader To Bayelsa, by slimjohn2k5: 7:48pm On Mar 19
U sure say not be Asari these guys dey after?
Science/Technology / Re: Fantastic Four: 4 Nigerian Teenage Girls Invent Urine-Powered Generator by slimjohn2k5: 8:08am On Mar 19
Is it male or female urine

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Technology Market / Re: 11 Units Of Panasonic Toughbook Cf-31 Core I7 = 500k by slimjohn2k5: 7:58am On Mar 19
All 500k or 1 for 500k
Religion / Re: James Rebuttal Of Paul's Erroneous Teaching On Salvation By Grace/faith Not Work by slimjohn2k5: 10:49pm On Mar 13
How this argument go tk u to heaven
Family / Re: Everything Is So Expensive by slimjohn2k5: 8:02pm On Mar 13
Do n buy necessity
Learn to buy essentials in bulk

Buying one derica of garri, beans or rice everyday u need they is u cheating yourself.
Politics / Re: Wike Stops Boasting About 2027 Election After Bipi Told Him How He Rigd Election by slimjohn2k5: 7:03am On Mar 13
These are heavy statements that should not be taken lightly in order to fix our democracy.

Or is a game play by Wike for the court to sack Fubara.

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Politics / Re: Top Member Of Obidients Exposed Looted Party Fund Used To Buy Properties by slimjohn2k5: 3:49pm On Mar 05
BadMaster:

If not that you don't have sense, you would have realized that the fight is between LP members and has nothing to do with APC.

Nobody is happy with the situation of things in this country, but that doesn't mean you should be displaying idiocy on here.

Taking this personal, tells me only one thing. But I wish you the best
Business / Re: Stanbic IBTC Pensions Must Explain The Reduction In RSA Balances. by slimjohn2k5: 11:19am On Mar 05
Ahhhhh,

Why na, this is stealing
Politics / Re: Top Member Of Obidients Exposed Looted Party Fund Used To Buy Properties by slimjohn2k5: 10:19am On Mar 05
Election is over and APC is still fighting opposition.

Na LP go soon be the reason naira dey crash
Family / Re: Police Invitation; What Could Go Wrong At The Police Station? by slimjohn2k5: 11:45pm On Mar 04
Ask her to go with a lawyer

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Family / Re: Husband Discovers That His Wife’s Supposed Four Siblings Are Her Children by slimjohn2k5: 4:24pm On Mar 04
Apart from paternity n maternity fraud, women also do age fraud. A woman that hv reached 38 will tell the man she is 23. Then they start struggling with child birth, or one old age sickness.

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Politics / Re: Alibaba Expose Nollywood Actresses That Sleep With Politicians For Money by slimjohn2k5: 4:18pm On Mar 04
Na the pressure dey kill the Nollywood actors.

Imagine going to set on one public transport, then an actress comes with the latest Jeep. Na to just go high urself make u not think am.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mukina2, Nairaland's First Supermod, Has Resigned by slimjohn2k5: 10:13pm On Mar 03
People dont just wake up n dont give a hell.

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Health / Re: Mr. Ibu Died Of Blood Clots In His Leg. by slimjohn2k5: 10:02pm On Mar 03
i use to have pains in my heel especially after waking up, is that a sign of blood clot?
Computers / Re: Mac Core I5, Quad Core, 512GB Rom, 16 Ram, Monterey Macos, 22" Screen by slimjohn2k5: 7:19pm On Mar 03
How much

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