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Romance / Re: Should I Take Back The Money I Sent Her by slimjohn2k5: 6:42pm On Jan 20
You hv been used. Define things clearly before making any move.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Releases Pictures That Set The Internet On Fire by slimjohn2k5: 11:15pm On Jan 19
Is not big enough
Nairaland / General / Re: I Need A Nigerian Death Certificate Asap. by slimjohn2k5: 10:31pm On Jan 17
Go to your local government but u may need to go with autopsy report.
Properties / Re: Japaa Sale by slimjohn2k5: 9:02pm On Jan 16
Omihanifa:
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Properties / Japaa Sale by slimjohn2k5: 9:00pm On Jan 16
Less than a year used dining set 100k (negotiable)
Location Ajah
0802 722 5530 Whatsapp or call

Romance / Re: Family Who Rejected A Man’s Marriage Proposal Makes U Turn After …… by slimjohn2k5: 7:38pm On Jan 16
Yugoslavia247:

Is like you are the relative to the gal.

So na them help Hussle.

Dey play

they helped him change his priorites

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Romance / Re: Family Who Rejected A Man’s Marriage Proposal Makes U Turn After …… by slimjohn2k5: 7:34pm On Jan 16
Be thankful to them. if they not reject u, maybe u for never enter Germany

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Properties / Japaa Sales by slimjohn2k5: 6:08pm On Jan 16
Less than a year Dining Set 100k (Slightly negotiable)

Location: Ajah

Contact 08027225530

Politics / Re: Has Anybody Seen Buhari Since He Stepped Down? by slimjohn2k5: 11:51pm On Jan 15
Wetin u dey find am for?
Sapa never tire u?
Science/Technology / Re: New Optimus Robot Footage by slimjohn2k5: 11:46pm On Jan 15
Litmus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyURDZB7imo?feature=shared

It's Funny how Elon always strategically positions Indian guys in many of these tech vids when in actuality Oriental folks do all the development work. smiley

Elon's agenda isn't half as smart as he is.

Africa should never accept EV's built in Tesla India. Elon should invest in Africa. I'm Nigerian so preferably invest in building Tesla Nigeria. However, he is South African so why not build Tesla South Africa, let South Africa export to rest of Africa.

A smart business man will not do that. Burning diesel all day in the name of investing in Africa.

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Health / Re: My Life Is At Stake by slimjohn2k5: 3:33pm On Jan 13
Check with other hospitals
Celebrities / Re: Terry G Announces Retirement From Music by slimjohn2k5: 3:28pm On Jan 13
At least he did it officially.

What about people like baba fryo, daddy showkey etc
Celebrities / Re: See 7 Celebrities Who Predicted Their Own Deaths And It Came To Pass (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 10:46pm On Jan 10
Ahnii:
There's power in the tomgue

There is power in the tongue for bad things.
Y not for good thing, when it comes to good things we will hear 'if wishes were horses, beggers will ride'

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Agriculture / Re: Someone Gave Us This Pig As Gift by slimjohn2k5: 4:45pm On Jan 10
Ur location let me come n pick it up

Abi they transfer person demon enter?

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Phones / Re: Why Is It Compulsory To Charge Phone & Power Bank First Before Using Them? by slimjohn2k5: 7:36am On Jan 10
I no dey charge till battery die

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Friend Wants To Pay Me A Visit by slimjohn2k5: 10:49pm On Jan 07
I pity u, shey if u want enter girl u go first tell her no string attached.
Now married woman dey tell u same, u dey ask us.
Infact wetin bring cheating discussion between u guys.

I not get advise for u, just advise urself.

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Investment / Re: In Need of an experienced Person Who Can Take Care Of Pigs by slimjohn2k5: 1:08pm On Jan 07
U mean a prodigal son?
Religion / Re: Only A Useless Father Will Create Satan To Torment His Children. by slimjohn2k5: 1:04pm On Jan 07
Hmmm,
Funny enough u acknowledged God more than those that call themselves christians.
Nairaland / General / Re: My Brother's Girlfriend by slimjohn2k5: 1:01pm On Jan 07
Delete the photos please
Family / Re: Deleted by slimjohn2k5: 1:14am On Jan 05
Don't fight her or shout at her
Call her n tell her u hv seen all the dirty things.
Then let her know she should always use condom n stick to one guy.

Anything pass this advise she will hide more, bring more surprises.

Never heard of a lady named Hillary

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Programming / Re: Looking For An Active Networking Or Sys Admin Communities In Nigeria by slimjohn2k5: 1:05am On Jan 05
Why not create one
Nairaland / General / Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by slimjohn2k5: 9:35am On Jan 01
Too many tribal and religious war here. Please fix asap.

Also under age is increasing here. Dont let your forum die like 2go.

Redirects and fake links etc

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Health / Re: I Need Urgent Help by slimjohn2k5: 8:26pm On Dec 26, 2023
R u having enough sex?
Apart from menses, konji is number 2 cause of pimples.
Thank me later grin
Family / Re: What Part Of Chicken Is The Sweetest? by slimjohn2k5: 10:06pm On Dec 25, 2023
The anus
Career / Re: Planning To Resign From Current Job by slimjohn2k5: 10:05pm On Dec 25, 2023
kilisi:
Good day friends and trust we are coping with the current state of things

I plan to resign from my current job by the end of February 2024 so that I can go into full time agriculture. That's my discipline from school anyway.

I've been able to raise just 1 million naira within a year and 2 months and the plan is to plant cassava and maize on a 12 acre farmland I'm about to secure.

6k per acre of land

I also plan to use about an acre for planting pepper and tomatoes.

I hope I'm not making a hasty decision by resigning from my job soon.

What location
What is the market demand for what u want to plant
Can u plant 6 acres without the help of workers?
What plan do u hv to preserve excess harvest.
Don't end up like my friend that reared chicken and after maturity had no one to sell to and he sold out the poultry at give away price.

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Family / Re: They Hate Their Mother Because Of This Attitude by slimjohn2k5: 10:18pm On Dec 23, 2023
Time will heal them
Any effort to bring them together may not work now.
Education / Re: Why Do Teachers And Textbook Writers Do This This? by slimjohn2k5: 9:41pm On Dec 23, 2023
Even if they solve the exercise and give u the example as exercise u go still complain

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Health / Re: Please Help.scary Pics by slimjohn2k5: 9:37pm On Dec 23, 2023
I don't think u should be worried. It just look like skin irritation
Science/Technology / Re: My Laptop Is Unable To ON… HELP by slimjohn2k5: 8:30am On Dec 22, 2023
Give it some time, it will come on
Travel / Re: I Just Landed In My Village, Afarata, Ibeku, Umuahia From Lagos. by slimjohn2k5: 4:03pm On Dec 21, 2023
My nysc land

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