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Phones › Re: The First Memorable Phone You Used. by slimjohn2k5: 10:47pm On Oct 09, 2025
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Politics › Re: Of Mahmoud And INEC: The Exit Of A Petulant Anti-democratic Gangster! by slimjohn2k5: 8:38am On Sep 26, 2025
Same person like him will be appointed to replace him, why jubilating
Autos › Re: Why Is Benz Ml350 And Gl450 Cheap by slimjohn2k5: 12:42am On Sep 26, 2025
because their parts may be very expensive
And their wahala dey cost much money
Health › Re: What Could Be The Cause Of This And What's The Cure For It? Picure by slimjohn2k5: 12:25am On Sep 18, 2025
Is this real?

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Phones › Re: Please I Need It Urgently by slimjohn2k5: 1:21pm On Sep 17, 2025
New or used

Please do not post adverts in this section, to avoid being banned.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Finally Delivers Happie Boys by slimjohn2k5: 12:15am On Sep 15, 2025
What next for them?
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Investment › Re: Dangote Vs NUPENG: Christian Youths Announce 14-day Fasting And Prayer Against N by slimjohn2k5: 7:42pm On Sep 14, 2025
This Christianity is becoming a joke

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Romance › Re: My Wife Told Me I’m Richer Than Elon Musk. by slimjohn2k5: 4:24pm On Sep 07, 2025
During sex most things said should not be taken seriously.

because a poor man can promise a woman private jet and many other things.

Maybe u took much agbojedi before engaging. Also don't mk such praises mk u do more than yourself During sex.
Technology Market › Re: MTN 5G Router For Sale 70k by slimjohn2k5: 2:46am On Sep 06, 2025
Location 50k
Romance › Re: Boyfriend Snatching: Ladies Arrested Following Viral Gang-up Video by slimjohn2k5: 12:51am On Sep 06, 2025
Y dey sleep in jail the boyfriend will continue with the girl they beat up
Business › Re: I Collected A Customer's Phone Because He Couldn't Pay, Now I'm Bothered by slimjohn2k5: 12:48am On Sep 06, 2025
Oga hold that phone till he pays.

Dont let anyone mk u feel like a bad person. You said he use to owe people and that's his skill.

So hold his phone it he brings your money. If he like make tanker of sweat dey his body.

Do not mix business with emotions
Business › Re: FCCPC Unveils Rules To End Loan App Harassment, Impose ₦100 Million Sanctions by slimjohn2k5: 11:28am On Sep 05, 2025
Who go implement Sir?


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Politics › Re: I Dont Know If This Should Be Scary For People Using The Dantata Bridge by slimjohn2k5: 5:31pm On Aug 31, 2025
What is scary here?

Come lagos to see more


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Romance › Re: Right Or Wrong? Lady Tatoo A Man Name On Her Body[pictures Attached] by slimjohn2k5: 1:43pm On Aug 28, 2025
See her eczema lap.

She for put am for her forehead but as she not trust man, she put am where shame not go catch her when she collect breakfast
Celebrities › Re: Peller Responds To Viral Clip: I Was Only Protecting Jarvis, Can’t Beat A Woman by slimjohn2k5: 2:47pm On Aug 26, 2025
Content jareee

Nothing real there starting from the setting of the camera.
Health › Re: Please I Need Help by slimjohn2k5: 1:50pm On Aug 26, 2025
U mind playing with you.

Face it and conquer it

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Health › Re: What Do You Use To Last In Bed? by slimjohn2k5: 12:10am On Aug 25, 2025
Take sleeping pills.

You will last in bed
Health › Re: 2cm Long Mosquito: When Mosquitoes Look Like Helicopters (Photos) by slimjohn2k5: 9:02pm On Aug 23, 2025
E be like say people for that area get money so the thing dey suck better blood.
Travel › Re: FG Summons Ibom Air Crew, Emmanson Over Airport Incident by slimjohn2k5: 9:34pm On Aug 19, 2025
Senate will soon invite them. grin


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Family › Re: Which Stage Is This In Marriage? Pictures by slimjohn2k5: 5:55pm On Aug 16, 2025
-After 10 sec sex
-When the man is broke and eating too much
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Entry Would Radically Shake The 2027 Election by slimjohn2k5: 7:24am On Aug 16, 2025
Which Jonathan? He is been used as a strategy for Tinubu to win
Politics › Re: Comfort Emmanson Gets N500K Job Offer, Vacation To Delta State by slimjohn2k5: 7:23am On Aug 14, 2025
Other offers are coming for her to choose from.

Men not get sense
Family › Re: Is My Wife Right To Ask This? by slimjohn2k5: 7:47pm On Aug 13, 2025
Baba talk true
That girl na ur daughter
If not advisers have already started telling your wife that she is your daughter.
They hv told her if you disagree then is true she is your daughter.

Send her back and pay her fees from there.
Crime › The Ibom Air Hostess by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:27pm On Aug 11, 2025
I watched that video multiple times.

The ibom air hostess removed the girls top to expose her breast.

She should also face the law.
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Name Of This Insect? by slimjohn2k5: 10:02pm On Aug 09, 2025
Cricket
Technology Market › S24 Ultra by slimjohn2k5(op): 7:33pm On Aug 07, 2025
Location Ajah
Price 1.2m
Conditions used
Phone 0803 734 3545
12gb ram 256gb
Foreign Affairs › Re: FBI Arrests Man Plotting Mass Killing Of 30,000 Black Americans by slimjohn2k5: 9:26pm On Aug 04, 2025
Forget his pics
Even normal looking whites are looking up to this.
Lets pray for our family out there.
Foreign Affairs › Re: How Chinese Financial Services Killing Nigeria Banks by slimjohn2k5: 3:42pm On Aug 03, 2025
madridguy:
What is going on is simply revolution, either our commercial banks flow with it or they perish. We cannot be in 2025 and our banks are still operating as if we are in the year 2000.

Let them continue to kill their businesses with their useless charges.
I second this.
If our banks are not ready to be innovative then those ones will kick them out.
I noticed they most times try to open their own fintech which is not the best way to compete.
Romance › Re: What Does This Mean? by slimjohn2k5: 8:59pm On Jul 27, 2025
It means nothing

No put yourself for bondage when u not dey

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