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HealthRe: 2cm Long Mosquito: When Mosquitoes Look Like Helicopters (Photos) by slimjohn2k5: 9:02pm On Aug 23, 2025
E be like say people for that area get money so the thing dey suck better blood.
TravelRe: FG Summons Ibom Air Crew, Emmanson Over Airport Incident by slimjohn2k5: 9:34pm On Aug 19, 2025
Senate will soon invite them. grin


16 more characters needed
FamilyRe: Which Stage Is This In Marriage? Pictures by slimjohn2k5: 5:55pm On Aug 16, 2025
-After 10 sec sex
-When the man is broke and eating too much
PoliticsRe: Jonathan’s Entry Would Radically Shake The 2027 Election by slimjohn2k5: 7:24am On Aug 16, 2025
Which Jonathan? He is been used as a strategy for Tinubu to win
PoliticsRe: Comfort Emmanson Gets N500K Job Offer, Vacation To Delta State by slimjohn2k5: 7:23am On Aug 14, 2025
Other offers are coming for her to choose from.

Men not get sense
FamilyRe: Is My Wife Right To Ask This? by slimjohn2k5: 7:47pm On Aug 13, 2025
Baba talk true
That girl na ur daughter
If not advisers have already started telling your wife that she is your daughter.
They hv told her if you disagree then is true she is your daughter.

Send her back and pay her fees from there.
CrimeThe Ibom Air Hostess by slimjohn2k5(op): 10:27pm On Aug 11, 2025
I watched that video multiple times.

The ibom air hostess removed the girls top to expose her breast.

She should also face the law.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Name Of This Insect? by slimjohn2k5: 10:02pm On Aug 09, 2025
Cricket
Technology MarketS24 Ultra by slimjohn2k5(op): 7:33pm On Aug 07, 2025
Location Ajah
Price 1.2m
Conditions used
Phone 0803 734 3545
12gb ram 256gb
Foreign AffairsRe: FBI Arrests Man Plotting Mass Killing Of 30,000 Black Americans by slimjohn2k5: 9:26pm On Aug 04, 2025
Forget his pics
Even normal looking whites are looking up to this.
Lets pray for our family out there.
Foreign AffairsRe: How Chinese Financial Services Killing Nigeria Banks by slimjohn2k5: 3:42pm On Aug 03, 2025
madridguy:
What is going on is simply revolution, either our commercial banks flow with it or they perish. We cannot be in 2025 and our banks are still operating as if we are in the year 2000.

Let them continue to kill their businesses with their useless charges.
I second this.
If our banks are not ready to be innovative then those ones will kick them out.
I noticed they most times try to open their own fintech which is not the best way to compete.
RomanceRe: What Does This Mean? by slimjohn2k5: 8:59pm On Jul 27, 2025
It means nothing

No put yourself for bondage when u not dey
EducationRe: Help . Uniben Has Refused To Clear Me Since I Graduated In 2019. by slimjohn2k5: 10:01pm On Jul 22, 2025
Drop envelop everywhere go stew.

Envelope money not dey big

Budget like 50k
PoliticsRe: PDP leaders and members Clash At Caucus Meeting In Abuja(vid) by slimjohn2k5: 12:58pm On Jul 01, 2025
Remaining APC mole to complete PDP destruction.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Responds To Seyi Law’s Accusation Of Demanding Money From Obiano by slimjohn2k5: 4:53pm On Jun 22, 2025
This guy supporting tinubu with bullion van what justification does he have.

Is tinubu not a God father till now?

What's his point?
PoliticsRe: Moment POP Ceiling Collapsed On A Young Man by slimjohn2k5: 3:03pm On Jun 15, 2025
Hmmmmm
Reports of this thing falling is now a norm
HealthRe: Please Help, This Is Gradually Growing On My Body by slimjohn2k5: 12:28am On Jun 13, 2025
Do not cut it, I have seen this kill someone that cut it in hospital.

U can try tying it so it falls off but it will still grow again
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by slimjohn2k5: 12:25am On Jun 13, 2025
Are you the horse in the pic?

If yes, yes I like your profile photo
RomanceRe: Married Woman Who Went To Cook For Her Baby Daddy by slimjohn2k5: 12:47pm On Jun 08, 2025
Nonsense
RomanceRe: Men Will Never Break The Bro Code. Pictures Attached by slimjohn2k5: 6:36pm On Jun 07, 2025
At the end, the women are still enemies
InvestmentRe: My Bank Accounts Is Being Watchlisted And Restricted by slimjohn2k5: 11:36pm On Jun 03, 2025
Baba no go bank ohhhh
Call customer care and ask all the questions.
U not fit explain yourself for police station ohhhh
FoodRe: Can You Work Here Without Tasting One?? by slimjohn2k5:
I go dey pinch
Especially those part hanging loose
I go dey cook soup for house without meat sef
CareerRe: British Airways Flight Attendant Dancing Naked In Business Class by slimjohn2k5: 9:50pm On Jun 01, 2025
Davido song. Pls let's know the song
Christianity EtcRe: Mummy Esther Kumuyi Honouring Her Sweetheart, Pastor Kumuyi Publicly! by slimjohn2k5: 4:49pm On Jun 01, 2025
omooba969:
Do you mean to say without money there's no self-worth?
Show me a poor man been honoured by his wife to prove me wrong
Christianity EtcRe: Mummy Esther Kumuyi Honouring Her Sweetheart, Pastor Kumuyi Publicly! by slimjohn2k5: 10:51am On Jun 01, 2025
OlujobaSamuel:
Even the Bible admonishes a man to be responsible for his home, so how do you take up responsibility if you can't make/create value (money) to cater for the needs of the home.
Women don't submit to money, they submit to the value you represent that can shoulder responsibility
Bring the value without money, u go chop insult
RomanceRe: Nairalanders A Girl I Like Posted This On Her Status!!! What Does It Mean !!!!! by slimjohn2k5: 9:57am On Jun 01, 2025
She may not know what it means.
I once had a female friend that wore the shirt and I asked her if she have changed, she was confused.

So i googled it n showed her, she never wore that cloth again.
Christianity EtcRe: Mummy Esther Kumuyi Honouring Her Sweetheart, Pastor Kumuyi Publicly! by slimjohn2k5: 9:48am On Jun 01, 2025
In my opinion, women submit to the money and not you.

There is no submission when money not dey pocket.
Technology MarketS24 Ultra by slimjohn2k5(op): 11:55pm On May 31, 2025
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Lagos, Ajah

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