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Autos / Re: .. by slimmaintenance(m): 9:41pm On Nov 25, 2018
waleco2008:
08022219777


How much and location pls?
Please post details
Romance / Re: Woman Celebrates Her Husband's Sidechick Accident (photo) by slimmaintenance(m): 8:48am On Nov 04, 2018
Liliyann:
That doesn't stop the man from getting another babe!!
Take it from me, a man needs a lady hat doesn't nag, ready to help him spend money without reminding him of house bills all the time, sexy always and adventurous in bed!!!
Until most married women realizes this, their husband will continue to cheat!!


you sabi book
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2005 Toyota Highlander (kaduna)SOLD!! by slimmaintenance(m): 3:34pm On Oct 14, 2018
Any fault? What are to be repaired? 950k serious buyer
Politics / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Disqualified By APC Over Failure To Buy N22M Nomination Form by slimmaintenance(m): 7:53pm On Sep 30, 2018
DateMynd44:
u said my mind lol. new meme oh
Family / Re: Help, My Husband Wants To Divorce Me Cos I Got A Property Behind His Back. by slimmaintenance(m): 5:52am On Sep 23, 2018
neoG:
Please did anyone see where the woman said "he will take the money off her as HE HAD DONE BEFORE?"
She did wrong but no responsible man will have a woman who is ready to submit her money to him (which is rare these days) and will take it off her to do something else.
If you understand the bondage in paying house rent most especially as a family man and the money is not always there to pay, u will appreciate what it means to be a house owner.
He should forgive, swallow his pride, move in there and then buy time to build the one he will move his family into while they put up this 5 bedroom for rent.
If he refuses, the woman should call for a family meeting and to keep begging him for forgiveness not stopping stall.
If he still refuses, she should give him time and pray for him.
But I advise the woman never to live in regrets cos I feel this woman meant no harm.



Nice submission.
you sabi book

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Family / Re: "Who Should Relocate After Marriage If The Wife Earns More " - See Reply by slimmaintenance(m): 7:04pm On Jul 19, 2018
RiyadhGoddess:
Well for someone like me who loves distance relationship, I wouldn't mind. Let the kids be with me at my work base while my husband and father of my kids comes visiting during any given holidays or his free days. I wouldn't force him to relocate or resign his job against his will and and I won't relocate or resign my job either. I sincerely do not have a problem with living apart. I so much love distance relationship.


Onye egwu
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmaintenance(m): 9:36pm On Jun 23, 2018
kike100:
4 by 6 mattress 25k Location: Anthony


17K??
Autos / Re: Distress Sale Toyota Corolla Tokunbo 04 For 1.6 by slimmaintenance(m): 6:27am On Jun 14, 2018
enyi1:
This is not distress sale please.
Distress should have been like 950k
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmaintenance(m): 5:43pm On Jun 12, 2018
stacyadams:
4x6 foam up for grabs


How much and location?
Autos / Re: Toyota Avalon 2005 Fulloption Used... 1.35m by slimmaintenance(m): 8:22pm On May 14, 2018
1.1
Autos / Re: SOLD!!!!!!! Neatly Used 2004 Lexus ES 330 (1.450 M) by slimmaintenance(m): 8:19pm On May 14, 2018
EMIOMOADEOYE:
Bump



1.1 sir
Politics / Re: Fayemi Begs Ekiti People For Forgiveness by slimmaintenance(m): 8:39am On May 13, 2018
Fayemi that has been dormant in Solid minerals as a Minister. He hasnt made any impact there and he wants to come and milk Ekiti people. Ekiti guys make una open una eyes oo, ears and hands ooo. Let me make an impact where he is the head Solid minerals. All these guys should not be allowed anymore. New breeds are what we need now.
But again, will stomach Infrastructure allow ekiti people?
Hungerbad
Properties / Re: In need of Mini Flat For Rent Monthly Or Quaterly in Lagos by slimmaintenance(m): 8:11am On May 13, 2018
Skyfornia:
Not possible, at least not in any of those areas you mentioned. Except you go for serviced apartments that accepts monthly payment, there is one in Sabo yaba and they collect about 50k in a month for one room.

But I have a friend who can accommodate you for few months in yaba. He stays in a mini flat and will charge you lower. Let me know if you are interested.


Thanks Skyfonia, i appreciate. I would have loved an apartment i will have a room to myself and pay for it
Properties / Re: FOR SALE Nice 4nos 2bdrm & 2nos of Mini flat@ Alapere KETU with c of O, 25m by slimmaintenance(m): 7:46am On May 13, 2018
KLASSICPAINTER:
For inspection Serious Client Only,
Call


Still available Any Picture?
Properties / In need of Mini Flat For Rent Monthly Or Quaterly in Lagos by slimmaintenance(m): 7:19am On May 13, 2018
Good day. Pls anyone knows where one can rent apartment with monthly pay or quarterly? a mini flat or self contain I will prefer surulere, ebute meta, costain, yaba, baracks, Maryland axis.

Or One that has 2 or 3 bedroom and wants to share .

Thanks
Properties / Re: HELP-- Monthly Or Quarterly Rent Accommodation Or Sublet Needed In Lagos by slimmaintenance(m): 6:56am On May 13, 2018
keyzo:


30k monthly. You could pay more than one month if you like. Let me know how many people will be staying there.




Still available? highly interested
Autos / Re: Less Than 5months Barely Used 2001/02 Acura MDX @1.35m net by slimmaintenance(m): 4:06am On Apr 09, 2018
A car of 17 years old that was used abroad for years, also used in Nigeria for years selling for 1.5million. Na waoo for this our country

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Family / Re: How Do You Deal With A Husband That Keeps Malice by slimmaintenance(m): 6:36pm On Apr 06, 2018
ifyalways:
How do you go on without kpekus for months eh?no be say anybody travel?

Is your husband an only son or last child?he's acting like a spoilt big baby.

Try to contain whatever causes the fight.
Do your wifely and motherly duties including reaching out to him in bed.
When he comes around, don't pretend that all is well, talk with him. He needs to know that you don't like his locking you out of his life, zero communication skills in the face of an argument.

Train him patiently. Some men are babies.



i ma akwukwo
Autos / Re: Would You Buy This Bicycle For ₦3 Million ? by slimmaintenance(m): 12:58pm On Nov 13, 2017
I think it comes with the car parked beside it. Buy the bicycle at that amount and get one brand new car free.
Fashion / Re: Where Can I Get Fashionable Frame For Prescription Glasses by slimmaintenance(m): 2:51pm On Jun 28, 2017
Buzz us when you come to Abuja
Agriculture / Re: We Sell Pure Honey, Contact Us by slimmaintenance(m): 6:03pm On May 31, 2017
How much do you sell 25liters and 20 liters?
Autos / Re: Honda Accord (EOD) First Body For Sale @900,000 by slimmaintenance(m): 2:30pm On May 31, 2017
Location please? Engine and interior pictures please?
Family / Re: Igbo Nursery Rhymes And Children's Songs by slimmaintenance(m): 4:29am On May 17, 2017
ifyalways:
OP,ga agbafuru anyi,we are just having fun,no one is translating anymore.  embarassed

@Ninapha enjoy  cheesy
Papa lolo,onye Ike Ranchers
Pii pii pii pii,Ocha nja welucome.(welcome)


Nwa na eku nwa,sawanje   
Nwa na eku nwa,sawanje   
Kute Ugonma,sawanje         
Ugonma na ebe akwa,sawanje
Onye na eti Ugonma,sawanje
Aguru na eti ya,sawanje
Kedu nne Ugonma,sawanje
Nne ya na jere ahia,sawanje
Nna ya jere ugbo,sawanje
. . . . .forgot the rest.

Mmiri na ezo,anwu na [i]acha[/i
]
etuto toro mbe na ike.
awala awala.sambeya.
. . .Acha is frequently interchanged with Amu when one wants to be mischievous.God help u if ur mum hears that version.

I bu nwa afo. Must have grown up at Aba
Politics / Re: Amaechi Visits Plateau, Inspects Ongoing Work At Heipang Inland Dry Port, Jos by slimmaintenance(m): 6:28pm On Jan 14, 2017
Is he pregnant? See bele.

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NYSC / Re: Filthy Toilet And Bathroom At Ondo NYSC Camp (Photo) by slimmaintenance(m): 2:16pm On Nov 29, 2016
transforming that toilet can put you on limelight as best corper and give you award at end of service year
Travel / Re: Nigeria Commences Process To Kick-start New National Airline.. by slimmaintenance(m): 11:05am On Nov 03, 2016
Y'all need to speak with Bubu, this path ain't gonna do us much good in the long run, we don't need a "name" ,[b] we just want effective service & affordable flight ticket...

EU airlines are asking for 600k+ for a flight to US & Arik @ 400k has no inflight entertainment and only does JFK.. Make una assist Arik first by buying up 50% of their equity, inject beta money to enhance the fleet , (tweak their useless mgt staff)...so dem go fit change dem yeye plane for intn'l routes, raise the standards in flight and just up their game mega, dazall...

Leave national carrier alone bubu!!!![/quote]


[color=#000099][/color] You sabi book well well. We have hardly managed any of our establishments better. Its about family embezzlement and squandering

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Family / Re: Pls I Nid Ur Advise. by slimmaintenance(m): 12:04pm On Oct 09, 2016
Since you arent paying rent, buying gas and assisting in house cores shouldn't be hard for you and hubby. These will balance the inconvenience you guys are giving them cos its truly an inconvenience. Alternatively, you guys can move in their BQ. It will make you guys to be on your own if its a must, you will stay with your Uncle.
Health / Re: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by slimmaintenance(m): 1:29pm On Jul 21, 2016
[quote author=cherrymum1 post=47183187]MamaTB, aaaaahhhhhhhh you want to already give devil the championship belt....lailai ko le werk!!! Can't u see that the bastard just wants to frustrate u and he is using your strongest weapon against u. In TTC, you have two powers pulling you. Look at Job in d Bible, devil told God that it is because he has given him everything(including children) that is why Job is serving him. Satan took aaaaallllllllllllllllllll Jobs properties, the one that pained me most is the innocent children he wiped away. Then devil spoke through the person that was supposedly suppose to be giving him moral support (his DW), she said "curse God and die". She gave up on him. She saw Job's faith as a lost cause and a forgotten issue.



You sabi book wella

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Family / Quarrelling And Searching by slimmaintenance(m): 10:07am On Apr 22, 2016
That moment when you have misunderstanding with your spouse and there is no communication between you, but you are indirectly and stylishly searching and knowing his/her whereabout.
when my wife and I have heated argument and everyone to his/her own, once i come back, i stylishly check her in the room, if she is not there, will pretend as if I want to use the toilet. toilet ke, stylishly searching for her. if she is not there, will check other rooms and their toilets. you become restless when you can't find her even in the kitchen. ordinarily, would have called to know where she is, but because of "nonsense ego" and forming quarrel, will be disturbed silently. nonsense acts we display a times.

what baffles me is that once she shows, I would pretend as if I wasn't bothered. she might even greet me and I would form one nonsense hard man. this is someone I have been stylishly searching and bothered for. she might even ask me to serve me dinner, I would still be forming . can you imagine?

what I have noticed is that once we are forming quarrel, i don't have that inner peace. once we settle, see happiness and joy even hot sex follow.
That searching is what convinces me that I still love my wife.
m
Husband and wife, lets all not form too much for our spouse. always relax after the quarrel.

Enjoy your day

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Politics / Re: The "SSS" That Killed Dr Alex Oti's 2015 Governorship Dreams In Abia by slimmaintenance(m): 6:54am On Apr 17, 2016
The people of Abia state wallowed in poor governance for 16 years and needed someone else. The fact that Ikpeazu was brought by T.A.Orji who messed Aboard state up for years, the people of abia never wanted him. The election was rigged. Left with free and fair election, Otti won ikpeazu with a big difference. The people didn't want to suffer another four years. the two Orjis messed Abia state up and Avian didn't want that to continue
Food / Body & Soul Coconut Oil (cold Pressed) by slimmaintenance(m): 12:14pm On Apr 16, 2016
Body & soul coconut oil is purely oil extract from coconut. Its cold pressed virgin oil that has no additive. Its good for skin moisturizing, elbow rub, sunburn, hot water burn on skin, hair growth and good flavor in cooked food.
Location : Abuja
08037656847

Education / Re: The Items A Girl Stole In OAU, Moremi Hall (Photos) by slimmaintenance(m): 12:14pm On Mar 14, 2016
she for kukuma open boutique naaa

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