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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales, Abuja Only. by slimmaintenance(m): 9:13pm On May 07
Clean and sharp foldable chairs available at Kuje. Abuja. All are USA used. Never been used in Nigeria.
18k
08037656847

Technology Market / USA Used Foldable Chairs by slimmaintenance(m): 9:10pm On May 07
Get these clean and sharp foldable chairs.
All are USA used. Never been used in Nigeria.
Available at Kuje. Abuja.

08937656847.

Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by slimmaintenance(m): 9:00pm On May 07
Clean and sharp USA used foldable chairs for sale.
They are very neat. Never been used in Nigeria.
Available at Kuje. Abuja.
08037656847.

Technology Market / USA Foldable Seats by slimmaintenance(m): 5:48pm On Apr 11
We have these foldable USA used seats available for sale.location: Kuje, Abuja.
Contact: 08037656847
Price: 17,900

Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by slimmaintenance(m): 7:28am On Mar 11
KarlTom:
The conversation should have gone like this:

Husband: Honey. I owe you some money right?
Wife: Of course!
Husband: I thought so.
Wife: Before nko. *rolls eyes*
Husband: Here's my ATM. Withdraw ₦500,000. Deduct whatever I am owing you and keep the balance for yourself.
Wife: Thank you

Keep the rest for yourself??
She will still ask for the money for family upkeep
Technology Market / Re: 95% Mint Samsung Galaxy Tab E 8 32GB American Used by slimmaintenance(m): 8:01pm On Feb 11
They are still available
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by slimmaintenance(m): 10:58am On Jul 21, 2023
talk2me2:
They will come up around noon after they are done buying. Just check your email in the afternoon for their appology letter.

You guys should join Securities Africa. No story, no issues.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by slimmaintenance(m): 4:53am On Jul 11, 2023
Mpeace:
lol. Na for my children oh.

Then relax
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by slimmaintenance(m): 5:55pm On May 09, 2023
Hogwarthtrades:
@slimmaintenance @emmanuelewumi do you have contact of SecuritiesAfrica Financial Ltd ? the contact on the webpage is not functional. Thanks!!


I haven't either. Checking CSCS for update too nothing so far.Looking at contacting the registrar later to see whats going on. hind sight 2020 angry angry angry, doing drip manually would have been more cost effective than the scrip-dividend.

0909 440 4638.
0803 051 5882
0814 267 9767
0806 262 8417
Salesng@securitiesafrica.com
Safnl@securitiesafrica.com

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by slimmaintenance(m): 4:39pm On May 02, 2023
emmanuelewumi:



I think it is a South African Stockbroking firm with offices all over major cities in Africa.

Yes please. They bought/ took over from sky stockbrokers.
Nothing like network issues. You can buy or sell your shares whenever and anyhow you want it by yourself without any wahala.

So far so good, no issues. I haven't taken time to calculate their charges.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by slimmaintenance(m): 2:05pm On May 02, 2023
Ajibade123:
please guys recommend good brokers for me
trove is becoming unreliable

SecuritiesAfrica Financial Ltd
Technology Market / Re: 95% Mint Samsung Galaxy Tab E 8 32GB American Used by slimmaintenance(m): 1:06pm On Jan 12, 2023
This tables are in mint condition and never been used in Nigeria. All from USA.
Technology Market / 95% Mint Samsung Galaxy Tab E 8 32GB American Used by slimmaintenance(m): 1:00am On Jan 11, 2023
With the advancement in technology, its been made easy for us to move around with any information in a portable and convenient device - Tablets. Its portable for students, employees, employers, business men and women, fashion designers, furniture makers, plumbers, Engineers and anyone that can operate modern device.
Galaxy Tab E 8 32GB has got you covered.
See specifications below:

95% New Galaxy Tab E8 32GB (Verizon) American used.
Never been used in Nigeria
OS: Android 7.1.1, Nougat
Processor Speed, Type: 1.4 GHz Quad-Core, Exynos 7570
Category Type: Galaxy Tab
Carrier Type: Verizon
Color: Dark Gray
Weight : 0.79
Product Dimensions (inches): 8.35" x 4.96" x 0.35"
Camera resolution (Front): 2MP
Camera resolution (Rear): 5MP with Auto focus
Features: Video Streaming, Video Player
Video Recording Resolution: HD 1280 x 720 @30fps
Battery Type and Size: 5000 mAh
ENERGY STAR® Certified: Yes
Internal Memory: 32GB
Connectivity Wi-Fi: Yes
Wi-Fi Direct: Yes
Main Display Resolution: 1280 x 800 pixels
Main Display Size: 8"
Multi-user mode: Yes
Audio Features: Audio Streaming, Google Play Music
Audio Playing Format: MP3, M4A, 3GA, AAC, OGG, OGA, WAV, WMA,AMR, AWB, FLAC, MID, MIDI, XMF, MXMF, IMY, RTTTL, RTX, OTA
Speaker: Yes
Package Contents: Galaxy Tab E 8", Travel Adapter, microUSB Cable
Location: Kuje, Abuja
Condition: 95% Mint
Price : 78,500
08037656847

Politics / Re: Pictures From Peter Obi Rally In Suleja Today by slimmaintenance(m): 7:22pm On Sep 17, 2022
lhordspy:
80% of them without Pvc.


They think its by rallies

Person will just wake up, gather underage kids and street boys begin do rally for a man who does not know what green energy means.

No wonder he came out 3rd class and 46th throughout his primary and secondary school days.




On Election day, inshallahu. We shall know.

Do you have plans of rigging the election?

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Politics / Re: Can Infrastructure Drive An Economy? Fashola Counters Peter Obi (2019) by slimmaintenance(m): 8:15am On Jul 03, 2022
mach7:
Fashola and Obi are not mates.

One major drawback of Obi is that he talks a lot and if you delve deep into what he is saying most times, it is hard to correlate his words into tangible solutions for the economy.

Furthermore, a lot of youths shouting Obi really do not even bother to critique his ideas or solutions. To them it is simply about being "Obidient"

Abeg obidient to what? Most don't even know.


I may agree with you Sir,

But simple electricity that Fashola boosted that any serious government can fix it in 6months, it's past 7 years, and we have declined even in the megawatts we were generating before he became minister.

Don't you think that Nigeria is collapsing and needs a fresh air.

Let me know if you buy basic daily needs cheaper than somw of us.
The same people that failed us for 8 years want to come back again. Do we expect to have different results doing same thing?

Please let's review our decision come 2023.

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Politics / Re: I Lost All My School Certificates - Kabir Ibrahim Masari, Tinubu’s Placeholder by slimmaintenance(m): 6:44pm On Jun 28, 2022
Weak6Exers:
Asiwaju, Modern Lagos Architect , these political neophytes can't lace Jagaban shoes. A fporward thinker and a master strategist

Is it a good practice for someone contesting for presidential position not to present his/her certificate?
How can the country be fine?

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Politics / Re: Atiku ‘simple Man’ Campaign Goes Wrong On Twitter by slimmaintenance(m): 7:11pm On Jun 15, 2022
Jostoman:
No matter what anyone says Atiku is the type of president Nigeria need in 2023.

Why Sir?
Politics / Re: Stalemate In APC, PDP As Governors, Stakeholders Disagree Over Running Mates by slimmaintenance(m): 5:32am On Jun 10, 2022
CEPHAS101:
I know Tinubu can't come out with a reasonable running mate..... That I have seen
Gandollar
Family / Re: Relocation Sales...surulere by slimmaintenance(m): 6:56am On Jun 06, 2022
Politics / Re: Babachir Lawal Tackles Tinubu Over Comment On Buhari by slimmaintenance(m): 6:25pm On Jun 03, 2022
It is finished for him.
Politics / Re: Atiku Hosts Ikpeazu In His Abuja Home: Pictures by slimmaintenance(m): 5:12pm On Jun 02, 2022
The vampires are gathering again to continue looting the country.

Electorates must stand up against all these looters
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Dumps PDP by slimmaintenance(m): 6:06pm On May 25, 2022
donphilopus:
We've been telling them that this man would not come third if he participates in the primaries and they've been insulting us. If Peter Obi contests PDP primaries against himself, he would still lose. He's unelectable.

Peter Obi can never be the President of this country.

Sir,
Please whats your reason why can't be president?
Phones / Redmi Note 8 Screen Replacement by slimmaintenance(m): 8:05am On May 10, 2022
Please I need information on contact to replace damaged redmi note 8 screen and likely cost.

Appreciate your timely response
Family / Re: Relocation Sales...abule Egba by slimmaintenance(m): 8:25pm On Apr 23, 2022
dearygally:
Adult bicycle...30k
Children's bicycle..5-10yrs...13k
Trampoline...12k
Pick up location...Ikoyi
08183063644

Children's bicycle for 8k. To be picked up tomorrow
Travel / Re: Passengers Angrily Protest Flight Delay At Abuja Airport (Photos, Video) by slimmaintenance(m): 9:17am On Apr 14, 2022
Waiitooooooo, after paying 50k, they still delay flights ?

Kawaiiiii
Celebrities / Re: Purity Okojie Swims For Her School At The World School Games In Dubai by slimmaintenance(m): 9:40pm On Mar 11, 2022
Malory:
Congrats. She looks exactly like her mom and only her mom knows who the father is

Ndi mmadu self
Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba And Wife Welcome Their First Child (Photos) by slimmaintenance(m): 7:23pm On Feb 13, 2022
May it be done unto you accordingly to your heart desire.
Lord, please grant your daughter her heart desire in Jesus name. Amen

saphiere:
God I desire this please!
Romance / Re: I Want To Make My Husband Suffer by slimmaintenance(m): 7:07am On Jan 23, 2022
Totoismyhome:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have been with my husband for 13 years, 3 years as a married couple. In those 13 years, We have only had sex 5 times, because I have been suffering from candidiasis for over a decade. I can only have sex with him when I apply an anaesthetic gel to my vagina. He claims the whole set up turns him off, and recently, he doesn't even get hard anymore. We conceived our son with a syringe.

He's so insensitive that he takes sides with my employees against me. He claims I am mean to people beneath me. He has quarreled with me because of the cleaner, the nanny, the carpenter etc

We don't live together (we have never really lived together), so he gets househelps to do chores for him, and he sleeps with them sometimes.

Whenever we quarrel, he is always quick to come up with "pseudo-apologies".

I feel he is the most wicked man in the world, and I have made it clear to him that as he is enjoying his youth with all those sl__ts, I will make him suffer in his old age.

I just came here to vent.



If truly he accused you of being insensitive to your employees and complained on how you treat them, then you have to review your attitude towards human being, especially those at lower cadre.
Some women find it easy to maltreat those drivers, cook, security and their employees. They talk to them as if the guys were uprooted from the ground.
Please be calming down, change how you treat your subordinates and employees.
For your husband to complain, means that you are really mean to them.
Sit back and work on your attitude to people.
Respect people and see how he draws close to you.
Most men don't like it when those at the lower cadre are being maltreated.
Peace be unto you as you amend your way.
Computers / Re: Where Can I get a direct UK-used of this? by slimmaintenance(m): 7:43am On Jan 08, 2022
SirJerrie:
Can 130k get me a direct UK-used laptop with these specs:
Core i5(from 4th gen - 6th gen)
320-500HD or 128SSD
4-8GB Ram
With Keyboard Lights

If you can wait till February ending, we have laptops coming from USA. 97% new. Touchscreen and convertible with all your specifications.
Technology Market / Re: NEATLY Used HP Desktop, Flat Monitor And 3 In 1 Printer @ ₦75,000 by slimmaintenance(m): 12:58pm On Dec 01, 2021
Desktop and printer 75k?
Family / Re: Quarrelling And Searching by slimmaintenance(m): 3:20pm On Nov 07, 2021
Ulunne777:
grin
We are apart and when we quarrelled recently,his mind didn't give him peace.Its getting to 12pm and I need to sleep so I can wake early.
He calls back and I pick expecting apology but someone is trying to guiltrip me.There's long silence from his end
Me:pls talk fast so I can go to sleep.Helloooo
Him:Talk I'm listening
Me:Your airtime is wasting.
Him:Is it your own airtime?

Back and forth until we say goodnite.


It's ego playing out.
Any of you can easily say sorry and bring back that joy and inner peace.
GOD help us to always remove that ego from us

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