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huh... someone matched that but you know life's "give and take" so what have you got to offer that amazing dawg

Nomfanelo99:
clueless

Too bad ain't gonna tell ya
but seriously, you gonna forever have a relationsh*t if you don't figure out your selling points! no vex if i sound rude/harsh, cause we guys want you damsel to burst our brain with your selling point

Mixty:
Lol...
She's too young though. Any gal below 19 years (not even 18) is too young IMHO and a no-no for me. The Op should be thinking of dating gals in early twenties 20/21 years old.
But yea...I can say your trick will most likely work. Seems you have got "relevant" experience in the subject matter.

Too young the OP was aware of that before diving into the scenario
most bae below 21 still behaves like sweet 16! though i wonder why and mind you, those bae that are 22, 23 are once a sweet 16, so grap your copy while the photocopy machine is still in your custody
The OP don't want to think but rather fall inlove, as they say "love is blind" so let's assume the OP is ....

Nomfanelo99:
WHAT IVE GOT n not what I have to offer

gosh! you don't know your selling point you gotta be kidding me

Nomfanelo99:
relationships are so complicated these days

With S.A niggas, Give nigga here some chance... trust me, 9ja dawgs loves what've got

Nomfanelo99:
send me an invitation lol

on the way
but only to my bedroom

That's why you don't have to take any dawg serious, just be there for fun. like Bleep him when you're Hot, if he can't pays your necessary relationship bills, don't date him! Yap, this coming from a nigga be with him only when it pleases you, let him spend thoroughly on you, let him understand the facts that you're a queen and you should be treated like one before he can be crown the king!

I don't see any man wanna lost in whatever he thoroughly invested in

WH0RE "only in the house"

CHEEKING "Everywhere we go"

Nomfanelo99:
thing is I don't stay in Nigeria

Need an invitation
Then you're invited
Don't disappoint nairalanders, we're expecting you there

And the OP is just helping that immature boyfriend of the victim to broadcast the nude pics
though me don't that as going nude gosh! that bae is wearing bra and pants , even top celebrities dose far worst than that and it kind of attractive

Nomfanelo99:
uve been far too kind

never knew pretty ladies possesses great intellect/maturity! not until i came to read some of your quotes

Nomfanelo99:
I don't think it a gender thing... it's just an individual thing

with this quote i need not to say anything

handysuzy:
But herbs have no side effects

This is LIFE, that is, whatever got advantages/positives also got disadvantages/negatives.
There must be a balance... Let me give some insight about herbs;
Herbs are used to made beer, weed, drugs etc( can't mention all)... So let's use one of those mentioned as an example,
WEED: A very strong and good medicine but it got sides effects also, maybe you eat it raw or smoke it! There are so many good things weed can do to human health but there's a price to pay for it!

Am i making sense hun

OP... Take sometime and check the meaning of Christianity in your dictionary or google it
many people who claim to be Christian don't know the meaning of the world "CHRISTIANITY", i don't engage myself in religious argument, cause most of this people don't know what they're doing but just following the crowd and serving their pastors and individuals around them with the fear of not being criticise or i say they just wants to feel among that groups and criticise who doesn't partake in their perspectives

There's nothing wrong in using any drugs maybe herbs/medicine

But there's alot wrong with the user of the herbs/medicine

In life one can't cheat nature, and there's a consequence for every actions

APPLAUSE FOR THE OP

Nigga You too much for the confession of your feelings for her , you got nothing to lose but sinaj, if she doesn't give a try then she just lost a guy who sincerely love her

Go spend two weeks at your nigga place and find out.

huh

OP, she's 17 years, and you ain't treating her like a 17years old girl rather you treating her like you're inlove with your mate! you sound like you don't know your worth yet, or i say you suffering from a low self-esteem, sorry if i sound rude.
Anyway, there's no problem without solution all you need to do is change your formula before it to late.

Step 1: accept the fact that she's a 17 years old girl and treat her like one, for instance, you don't ask for her permission for anything, but don't give her the impression like it an order, but make it sound like it an authority, you need to impact this into her... very important.

Step 2: She sweet 17, so accept that FACT, i.e she so interested in romance right now and not thinking about the future or consequence. Age 25, you must know how to get under a girl pant sharp sharp, if not then you've lost in women battle!

Step 3: probably the last i'm gonna give. My brother no stress yourself at all for the girl matter, her body dey sweet her because it her nature and she can't control it... spend only when it necessary, don't take her out, invite her over again, and just give her something to take, if she refuses it, frown your face and be like "what's the meaning of that " she'll be shock or want to over react but she'll respect you cause of the age gap, then try all the tricks you've got just to make her feel at home and relax, if it one room apartment you've got,( but if it not, do it on your long chair in the sitting room) make sure she sit on your bed/chair, and try to be fun enough so you could relax your head on her laps if she react then be like "What's it again na wetting be the big deal na don't you see am tire, just let me be like this for at least 2 mins jawee(you must be in that position for more than 10 mins), if you rest your head on her laps and look up, brother i believe you know the way forward

They already confessed that they know not what they're doing

Can that be just coincidence or the OP is damn right

I believe NAIRALAND is full of intelligent people, why not share your problem with us rather than consult a person privately no matter how shameful the situation is , there's someone who has been there before and you might be fortunate enough for that individual to be a member on nairaland and give you the right drugs to your headache

No one is best at giving advice
There's always a sense in every nonsense...

Wish all men are capable of such

Raine80:
That's all subjective good woman or bad based on what exactly?

care to know

Jenny1010:
what a nonsense write-up

This should be on the joke section

Just because you don't care about hearing such means it a nonsense write up

Majority of girls care to hear such and you might just be forming who knows, you know girls are good at pretending ..

That's absolutely right, just that good women come with a cost, which is: CURVES/BOOBS NOT ENOUGH, AND AVERAGE BEAUTY

That year wey recession no dey Nigeria

mofeoluwadassah:
I did,
check it

ow, my mistake...

Checking the wrong e-mail

mofeoluwadassah:
Nope!y?

over there, but no feedback

Lols

That man doesn't know what hunger is

Food for the dicks and not for the HEART