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Car Talk / Re: Ever Since I Bought A Mercedes Benz, It's Been One Trouble To Another by SlimmB(m): 8:22am On Mar 23, 2022
Datboredberri:


Some men thinking money impresses women... Smh

No one cares...

Use a taxi...

If you're good, you have nothing to fear... The police would let you be...

If it not about the money (clean money tho) then what?
You wan marry poor man? Lol
Religion / Re: Why Will Satan Torture People In Hell For Disobeying The Same God He Disobeyed? by SlimmB(m): 8:42am On Mar 21, 2022
Dtruthspeaker:


In an exam testing good and bad, pleasure and pain, the examined must write his exams based on good and bad, pleasure and pain. He can not be tested for a different thing eg during maths test the question would now be based on biology and physiotherapy.

How can you compare LIFE to what the white plant in our head. Do you know how Chinese, Finland, Japan and co educational system? Have you try to see how things work in other religions? Do you understand how other people serve their God? The goodies of LIFE can never be compare to anything! And testing one desire to stand against the goodies of life, omooo that one is not easy o… LIFE SWEET NAAAAAA….


James 1:13. “Let no one say when he is tempted, “I am tempted by God”; for God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does He Himself tempt anyone. 14 But each one is tempted when he is drawn away by his own desires and enticed.


Are you feeling me my gee
Religion / Re: Why Will Satan Torture People In Hell For Disobeying The Same God He Disobeyed? by SlimmB(m): 9:34pm On Mar 20, 2022
Jenny1010:


I don't think God actually know people that will go to hell fire from their birth. I think how we live our lives is on our own term. We have options to do good or bad. What we choose is up to us

Lol
Our own terms by being tested to choose, with the pleasure of the skin and all goodies of life… lol
Car Talk / Re: Ford Cars Quite Explicit by SlimmB(m): 7:12pm On Mar 19, 2022
I use Ford Edge, please add me to the ford family +17242413121
Technology Market / Re: CHIEF_NWOSU'S STORE : Samsung & LG Sound Bar, Wireless And Bluetooth Enabled by SlimmB(m): 5:31am On Dec 31, 2021
Sommydisaster:


READILY AVAILABLE

2 UNIT OF SAMSUNG HW-H551 WITH QUALITY SOUND OUTPUT

What year production is this please?
Romance / Re: We Have Heard Of Alpha Male And Beta Male But Have You Heard Of Sigma Male? (pic by SlimmB(m): 7:46am On Sep 21, 2021
Lol
I don’t know why but this topic seems very funny to me
Romance / Re: . by SlimmB(m): 3:49am On Sep 10, 2021
MikeMicheal:
Tell her to close her eyes while you are fingerig her, then quickly put your penis.

Ah
shocked
Technology Market / Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by SlimmB(m): 7:11am On Sep 06, 2021
Any good electrician here ? My Hisense TV won’t power on… please if you can solve this, you are urgently needed. Thanks
Romance / Re: 6 Types Of Girls You Must Use Condoms On! by SlimmB(m): 8:26am On May 10, 2021
ukaface:
Girl don give you STD before

undecided
Romance / Re: 6 Types Of Girls You Must Use Condoms On! by SlimmB(m): 5:50am On May 10, 2021
ukaface:
You made it seem like it's only girls that carry STD, like say una prick gender dey pure..... mtcheeew....Yen Yen Yen.

Wetting dey pain you for body? Shey boy don give you std before

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated A Girl That Was Too Worldly Wise For Your Liking. by SlimmB(m): 10:49pm On May 09, 2021
Babafash:
Hell no i have never and will never date or marry a lady that smokes or drinks. The worst of them all is to date or marry the one that's is addicted to gambling


grin grin grin grin

This one eye don see pepper o

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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong Dating A Man Much Older Than You? by SlimmB(m): 9:46pm On May 09, 2021
Candycrushy:

Very much reasonable?
You think so?

This is not what I think.
This is fact.
A guy of same age with you won’t have the vision of getting married this early at your age bracket except if it an arrange marriage or the family is very wealthy...

Men hustle a lot between the age of 22 to 32 before they think of settling down with one woman...

And in this damn country, you know what it is with a man that strive so hard to get funds... so this is fact, 12 years gap is so reasonable tho it might not be the best but to me is fair enough if the feelings are mutual.

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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong Dating A Man Much Older Than You? by SlimmB(m): 8:18am On May 09, 2021
Candycrushy:
Does age really matter in a relationship? I've been getting different answers to this question as some will probably say age is just a number. This man in question is everything a lady can ever ask for, caring, supportive, prayerful, and kind. My fear is just his age, he's 12 years older than I am, I'm still in my early 20s. I'm scared of taking the relationship too far and giving him false hopes of marriage because that's exactly what he wants..secondly, my family might not accept him because his looks already shows off his matured age.. I like him very much tho...
I need suggestions.

Hey, don’t let anyone lie to you, age is never just a number and that’s why it called “age”. Tho being in a relationship with someone that’s 12 years older than you is very much reasonable...

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Romance / Re: What Should Be My Reply to her? by SlimmB(m): 1:40pm On May 01, 2021
Wtf
Market square
Film house
Stop to Shop


grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Should Be My Reply to her? by SlimmB(m): 1:34pm On May 01, 2021
JovialJune:
You asked a girl out she said no, you then asked her where she'd like you to take her on her birthday, she named her heart desire, instead you decided to bring the chat here to gloat so that nl baby dull boys will insult and shame her, aren't you senseless? And you said you asked her out? Lol thank God she didn't accept cos if you genuinely wanted her to be your gf and not chop and go, you wouldn't bring your conversation here like a child

And is that your picture in the background? Lol lmao cheesy

She really dodged a bullet.

Romance / Re: Please I Really Need You Guys Help by SlimmB(m): 1:23pm On May 01, 2021
Before I can advise you I need to know if you don nack the girl
Romance / Re: Why Can't Guys Date Without Having Sex? by SlimmB(m): 7:10am On May 01, 2021
Sex shouldn’t be up for debate if you really love the dude...
Romance / Re: How Many Persons Have You Dated And Slept With ? by SlimmB(m): 4:48pm On Apr 27, 2021
Jenny1010:
You sound like you have accomplished something in life. I know people like you op , you are not well. You are suffering from pyscho-pervertion. I'm sure most of those girls you listed their names as people you have bleeped are street beggers, house maids, mad women loitering the street, imbeciles and underage . because it obvious you are a weird shy pervert who only target the weak and vulnerable poor girls. Last last, na low self esteem go kill you angry

Ah... This babe dey Para o
Romance / Re: xx by SlimmB(m): 6:11am On Apr 23, 2021
Lol


If truly you’re a lady... one day don’t get mad when you’re dick*d and dumb cool
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch C Corps Members Thread by SlimmB(m): 9:35am On Oct 20, 2018
vhera:
please who knows how much is the fare from lagos - yobe?
Nothing less than 20k! Flight is preferable, I’m also posted to Yobe and heading from Lagos...

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch C Corps Members Thread by SlimmB(m): 9:16am On Oct 20, 2018
Anybody heading to Yobe?
Romance / Re: Let's Give Men Bre@st To Suck, God Gave Us Free Of Charge-lady Go Nude Online by SlimmB(m): 12:01pm On Nov 28, 2017
Michelle55:
cheesy grin give men your breast to suck at your own detriment.. they will squeeze(like they are squeezing every droplet of orange) ,suck(like their lives depends on it) and drain the nutritional value of it even before you say I do. making it look like a fried egg. instead of your breast to lift up it's eyes to heaven, it will be looking confidently at your shoe.
Talking from experience ����

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Phones / Clean Iphone � 6s Available For Pick Up - Phone/internet Market - Nai by SlimmB(m): 11:35am On Nov 08, 2017
Clean and perfectly working iPhone � 6s (64GB) for sale at affordable price ###

Color Space Grey
Touch ID ✅
iCloud ✅

Interested buyer should contact via WhatsApp or phone call 07064271266

Price #130k

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