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FoodRe: Myths About Alcohol by Slimmos(m): 3:32pm On Mar 17, 2015
my orijin and alomo just cant do without them
HealthRe: Can Premature Expulsion Affect My Chances Of Fathering A Child? by Slimmos(m): 8:05am On Mar 17, 2015
ayogabriel:
Check your self and see the cause first, masturbation, or any other thing, that will help you more and know the next cause of action. Well the natural way have heard to correct this is multi maca, a forever living product, but first check with your doc.
u mean self service helps in curing premature ejaculation. how pls? just asking
CultureRe: Ijebu:A Muse On A Multi Dimensional Yoruba Specie by Slimmos(m): 6:35am On Mar 17, 2015
xtervaganza:
sorry, we are not a loser like wenger
see dis young man...u mean if almighty arsene wenger is an ijebu man, u wont b happy..
****yimu*****
CultureRe: Ijebu:A Muse On A Multi Dimensional Yoruba Specie by Slimmos(m): 8:50pm On Mar 16, 2015
Recently Arsene wenger origin was traced...report found out dat, he is an ijebu man to d core
RomanceRe: She Wants To Know How To Attract And Keep A Responsible Man? by Slimmos(m): 7:58pm On Mar 11, 2015
Thinkr:
*views pics** lol you wey no fine na hin dey hash join. I pity you grin
lafff wan kill me...abeg guy leave dat jamaican looking babe alone
SportsRe: Nedum Onuoha Left With Nasty Cut By Teammate (pics) by Slimmos(m): 10:46pm On Mar 08, 2015
Allureoftheseas:
poverty
are u mad or u are just being silly
RomanceRe: 12 Girls You’ll Date Before Finding “the One” by Slimmos(m): 11:41pm On Mar 07, 2015
i smell fp
CrimeRe: Alleged Fast Food Ritualist Apprehended In Imo State by Slimmos(m): 10:59am On Mar 06, 2015
nawaoooo....just because of money. God help me, me wey i too lyk dey eat for restaurant and fast food. i think i need to stop now
FamilyRe: Nigerian Lesbian Aderonke Apata Pleads For UK Judge To Save Her Life by Slimmos(m): 10:24pm On Mar 05, 2015
dis woman can lie ehnnnn
EducationRe: 20 University Programs You Should Not Spend Money To Study In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 10:01am On Mar 05, 2015
2el:
Public Administration is the best course to study in Nigeria..

With so much diversification*
no doubt about it bro... are u also an administraionist?
FamilyRe: Why You Should CALL Your Parents Now. (A Touching Photo) by Slimmos(m): 2:49pm On Mar 04, 2015
i do call my mum at least twice a week and even also call my grand mum at least twice in a month...my dad of blessed memory. R.I.P, i do his remembrance once in a year
FamilyRe: How Marriage Has Become A Luxury In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 4:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
HoneySwag:
eh? verify wat? ugly fool
honeyswag
FamilyRe: How Marriage Has Become A Luxury In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 3:42pm On Mar 02, 2015
HoneySwag:
bastard ur mama no fine reach me she be mgbeke,ur gf no fine reach me she be atutupoyoyo ,ur sis no fine reach me she be gold diga,ur family dem be gorila,u na baboon,all of una ugly dats y u no fit upload ur pic. I don't talk to stupid pple so don't talk to me
do u need my fb username to verify...?
Christianity EtcRe: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Slimmos(m): 3:04pm On Mar 02, 2015
searching4love:
undecided


They are theives

They are God of gullible Men

They manipulate gullible minds for selfish gains

They don't win souls for God nor preach the real gospel of Christ

They are going to hell

They are fraudsters

They collect bribes from politicians and deceive the congregation

They live luxurious life while the congregation lives in penury

They build schools which most of their church members can't afford

They are proud bastards

They call themselves gate keeper of Hell

They use Juju to perform miracles

They smoke and drink privately

They commit adultery

They twist the Bible


Say no to biblical scammers
i dey feel u bros..
but u know insult women dis time, abi u don forgive them
Christianity EtcRe: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by Slimmos(m): 3:03pm On Mar 02, 2015
searching4love:
undecided


They are theives

They are God of gullible Men

They manipulate gullible minds for selfish gains

They don't win souls for God nor preach the real gospel of Christ

They are going to hell

They are fraudsters

They collect bribes from politicians and deceive the congregation

They live luxurious life while the congregation lives in penury

They build schools which most of their church members can't afford

They are proud bastards

They call themselves gate keeper of Hell

They use Juju to perform miracles

They smoke and drink privately

They commit adultery

They twist the Bible


Say no to biblical scammers
i dey feel u bros..
but u know insult women dis time
FamilyRe: How Marriage Has Become A Luxury In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 2:45pm On Mar 02, 2015
HoneySwag:
story for d gods.... U empty vessel, poor mentality,u dey craze,e no go beta for u,dem tell u say i dey find man,useless fool
pls back off, i dont do ugly girls...pls am begging u with God,Allah,Jesus,amadioha,sango,ifa..i am allergic and hav phobia for ugly girls...
RomanceRe: Help:how Do I Deal With A Lady That Isnot Romantic by Slimmos(m): 11:01pm On Mar 01, 2015
am having same ish now...pls ur comment will help pls but mine i don nack her pusssy on several occasion but truly, she is not just romantic and not lyk d girls i hav dated b4,and she is not willing to change
FamilyRe: How Marriage Has Become A Luxury In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 10:53pm On Mar 01, 2015
HoneySwag:
na ur mama be mgbeke god punish u,e no go beta for u idiot frustrated fool. U dis animal because i dey kip quiet abi.. ur useless mama na gold diga,ur sis na cheap LovePeddler ur entire family nai u dey insult.
i know ur type.... those razz poor smellows looking for a man they will prey on
RomanceRe: What Does Your Spouse/partner Do For A Living? by Slimmos(m): 10:45pm On Mar 01, 2015
she is into drug and am into weed..
PoliticsRe: Meet Nigeria's Malala, Amina Yusuf by Slimmos(m): 8:53pm On Mar 01, 2015
nice one girl...amina yusuf will u marry me pls?
...




for my mind...*yimu
FamilyRe: How Marriage Has Become A Luxury In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 8:09pm On Mar 01, 2015
HoneySwag:
wats wrong wit u,stop insultin me for God sake....
madam mgbeke stop quoting if not u will receive more insult
FamilyRe: Please What Would You Do If Your Dad Refuses To Allow Yo To Change Church by Slimmos(m): 5:36pm On Mar 01, 2015
from ur dp i know presently ur family church is either deeper life, mfm,cac or t.a.c and i know u want to change to the happening church in town like winners, redeem, christ embassy.. my sister i will advice u to come to our church, olumba olumba..u are welcome sister
FamilyRe: How Marriage Has Become A Luxury In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 3:58pm On Mar 01, 2015
HoneySwag:
Omg! Do u knw dat u insultd me? Wat d hell wil warant such,do u knw me b4... Don't ever in ur life insult me again cos am nt 1 of those gals u throw stupid words on
i dont know u b4 but by ur choice of words, i know u type and i know u are d gold digging type. u want to reap where u didnt sow... dont reply me again if not u wilk hate urself
FamilyRe: How Marriage Has Become A Luxury In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 8:57am On Mar 01, 2015
HoneySwag:
Hmmmm see wat poverty is causin ooooooo. Work hard for success n u won't be rantin all these bullshit, instead u'll enjoy spendin money on expensive stuffs....
can u imagine, i viewed ur pix and i hav notin to say than to smh.... imagine dis ugly gold digging hoes talking about spending money on expensive tinz... for free self i wont marry u...going by ur dp
FamilyRe: How Marriage Has Become A Luxury In Nigeria by Slimmos(m): 8:48am On Mar 01, 2015
Evina:
Ammyluv, if loving you will cost me 14 years in jail, I'd gladly pay the price. grin

Honestly! And you need to attend the marriage classes organized by some churches to see how the counsellors and pastors do shakara. They even told us we MUST specially feed the pastors and ALL the church unit members!

If I had my way, NO white wedding! angry I have even told my vineyard that there will be no bride's maids, groom's men and asoebi!

In fact, when he told me how much he intended to spend, I reduced the budget by 50% and told him we would use the rest to open an account for our children's education/welfare.

I am very irritated at the thought of spending so much for a ceremony that wouldn't last more than a few hours. All those talk of you only wed once don't move me. There is a life after the wedding!
Jesus!!! i pray to have a wife or fiancee lyk u......if u give me ur younger sis...he no go bad oo....nice comment
Christianity EtcRe: WOMEN, The Major Problem Of Churches In Terms Of Dressing by Slimmos(m): 8:20am On Mar 01, 2015
b*itch a*ss girls evry where, even in the house of God..SMH
FamilyRe: Married Zimbabwean Woman And Nigerian Lover Get Stuck During Sex by Slimmos(m): 11:59am On Feb 27, 2015
after person go talk say no juju
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Mean By Saying, "Take Me As I Am"? by Slimmos(m): 11:51am On Feb 27, 2015
ayogabriel:
Lol naa am not angry I was only using what the chinese call tai-chi, using some ones offense against him. It wasn't what you think, imagine having a gf that does things without letting her so called bf know about it. *

Me:PING!!! Good evening dear
she: Sup
Me: ??
She: sorry dear, am just coming down from the bus
Me: where are you upto
She: am in abuja
Me: Na wa oo, when did u get to abj, we still spoke yesternight, and u didn't say anything about that
She: am sorry jare, I didn't plan for it.

Now u see this conversation, has happen several times, she even started working some where and I got to know, 2days after. She kept changing dps in office, curiosity
Me: who are u visiting everyday
She: sorry I forgot to tell u I started 2days ago.

Now am sure u getting my point. A gf that doesn't carry you along, who doesn't listen about a particular thing her supposed bf is blabbing about.

Dating for over a year and doesn't even know the names of my 2 brothers.

Well that's among all.
thankGod u run for ur life, dat girl didnt love u. she was just using u as a backup plan
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Mean By Saying, "Take Me As I Am"? by Slimmos(m): 11:37am On Feb 27, 2015
@op.. always u and ur colleague and na u dey always advice them.. na community market secretariat u dey work ne?
CrimeRe: Nigeria Immigration Service Intercept Lorry Load Of Foreigners In Abia by Slimmos(m): 10:14am On Feb 18, 2015
oneda:
more are sure to be caught before election





If foreigners could be bold to sneak all the way from Niger to Aba, how many would be in the northern towns such as sokoto, kaduna, kano etc? just thinking
my brother dey many like water.. and u will see them shouting sai changi sai buhari. they all hav pvc and 100% sure dey are all voting for buhari. seriously we are in serious trouble in dis country
CrimeRe: Nigeria Immigration Service Intercept Lorry Load Of Foreigners In Abia by Slimmos(m): 10:14am On Feb 18, 2015
oneda:
more are sure to be caught before election





If foreigners could be bold to sneak all the way from Niger to Aba, how many would be in the northern towns such as sokoto, kaduna, kano etc? just thinking
my brother dey many like water.. and u will see them shouting sai changi sai buhari. they all hav pvc and 100% sure dey are all voting for buhari

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