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hope it is not a slave contract u are signing into. we dont want another vector's case here o. btw Airforce1 na wen person go sign u?

hope it is not a slave contract u are signing into. we dont want another vector's case here o

linohlex:
bro, i didnt pay the 4k. i informed his bank about it, which happened to be my bank also but no reply from them yet. i dnt want another Nigerian to experience this

bro d fact is, u hav send d 20k. dey just want dat 20k as a top up to the initial money. The issue of contacting ur bank, pls just it cuz they wont do anytin cuz am very sure dat guy is using fake account details.

linohlex:
pls fellow nairalands is this online sales store (awoofmobiles.com) real. i have this feeling that i have been fraud by the managers of this sales store, your adevice needed. I ordered a device from this online store at the rate of 20k on 24 march of last month. And was told is paid b4 delivery and no extra currier charge attached. After initial payment, i was asked to pay 4k for currier charge.

u paid money b4 delivery? bro are u a nigerian cuz who still fall for such cheap scam in nigeria. my guy ur money don enter water. dont pay dat additional 4k cuz if u do u are adding up to misery.

khalebzy:
whats that!
God forbid

u dont know what it is and u are shouting God forbid. i asked u a question, dat requires a yes or no answer and u are shouting God forbid. are u an hypocrite?

khalebzy:
thanks for your reeply
i will be 20 this year

do u self service?

holatin:
are you done ranting ?
you get my message or not ?

if yes, why disturb yourself with my uncensored post.
if no, you need a brain transplant asap

nigga wat is ur obsession with christians and their pastors? i know u are a muslim. y not face ur problem while the christians face theirs. must u always insult and condemn pastors and christians on every thread. insulting christianity or it pastor wont convert anybody to islam. so pls let ur bigotry stops here.
Odabo sir

summary pls.

xage:
Pray to God not human.

They will be safely returned to their mother's arm InshaaAllah or in the name of God.

Why IJN? If he's that powerful he wouldn't have been murdered

Only God we should pray to henceforth.OK

I'm scolding this into your brains bcoz u make the same mistakes every time.

i know u are mad.... but bro u need help asap.. someone child is missing and all ur thought is all abput religious bigotry and argument btw allah & Jesus.... bro seriously u are mad. typical muslim

agbaje ur romance with flat heads wont help u...

share from national cake...abolore carry go

in case of incasity * dammy krane's voice****

the girl and guy is just being childish and immature. There is no big deal if a guy pay for a girl t fare, and on d guy's part, must he woo a girl he just finished paying for her t fare, it also looks some how and even if the girl succumb, he would just b ''magazoned''

Austin4lif:
really? Let see what will happen in kaduna state on saturday.

in ur dreams, u think dat lp party man will win...if dat man win, make i die

Austin4lif:
LABOUR PARTY IS OUR PARTY, JAMES BAWA MAGAJI IS THE MAN IN KADUNA STATE.

oga u better dont waste ur vote..

sai mai rusau
sai el rufai

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

Baba walahi u are king in comedy world....i don laff die

ismailaja:
wen someone had priapsm d manliness erect nd nt able to flacid, so it gave me a great pain for like 20dayz my dick erect without flacid nd my parent didnt took me to d hospital coz wen i read abt it operation must be perform on it but i didnt went to d hospital, so after 20dayz it started to swell up nd one of d right vain burst so d tin went flacid nd i feel no pain again, but after den av never had any erection til nw,

soory bro..i feel ur pain.. may d good lord heal u

ismailaja:
d reason is dat i had priapsm at age 10

this is d first time am hearing of dat word..but i quickly checked google and d meaning i saw there is dat ur pennis cannot return to flaccid state..it is always erect...but to my understanding..u need an erect pennis to penetrate women, so bro i dont think dis should b an issue for u not to be able to penetrate a woman. But u can still enlighten me d more. thanks

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ismailaja:
for me i dont av any choice dan to self service my self coz i cnt penetrate a female.

y cant u penetrate a female bro? any reason?

wat is it with nigerian girls and bleaching abi na toning dem dey call am..

fatdon2:
Bro, plz i need that e-book. This is my email kelechiduru200@yahoo.com

bro pls can u send dat ebook to me to... adewaleP4@gmail.com

Seemyfather:
Hi to all respective Drs., I am a male, 30+ of age. I just want to ask about pre-mature ejaculation . I think i m having this kind of problem years ago, since i couldn't t last longer than expected, neither do I satisfy my partner nor last longer on bed, not even for a minutes so to say.

Now my questions are as follows:

(1) Is Premature Ejaculation curable nowadays?
(2) Does it affect my ability or chances of impregnate my lady/partner to bear a child for me?
(3) Can it leads to a total/partial impotency of mine because of this?
(4) Is there any final or total means or solutions to cure and overcome it? If yes, then please help me find the answers or you can as well refer me to some effective medication or some other effective supplements to curb/sure this embarrassing/shameful problem of mine.

Please note your help/assistance might be of a great help to me and any other person experiencing such thing here as well oooooooo.

Thank you!

bro i sent u a msg to ur email

all these wahala to get a visa for yankee? mehn by d grace of God, i will surely make it in Naija...

nawaooo

op thanks but My M2 all d way...cut ur coat according to ur size.

xtervaganza:
happy? Mike Adenuga is 1000000 times richer than arsene.

btw mike and wenger who is more popular