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TravelRe: 4 Gospel Singers Die In Ogun Auto Crash by Slimplush: 5:04pm On Apr 07, 2025
thecommunist:
so sad. the fear of accident makes me drive myself, at least I will know I tried my best to be safe.

I really cannot entrust myself to any driver on Nigerian road.

That being said, watch as some fake ass pastor will use this to preach, and try to push fear into the hearts of gospel artist and claiming that God judgment is upon gospel singers for charging money to sing at church.
You just want to pass the message yourself, and it's well received for those who have brain.... Be calming down shaa

Modify: I no be singer oo, I am just using my 6th S
FamilyRe: Many Women Walking Out Of Their Marriages In Recent Times. by Slimplush: 4:02pm On Mar 18, 2025
Merry100:
Stop comparing puff-puff to hamburger. Marrying a king means accepting the responsibilities of a queen. Queen Vashti simply failed in her duties, which angered both the king and his subjects.

Don't be biased or one-sided. If most men also treated their wives well, their wives would happily stay with them.
See how you input a Daft comparison... No reply from me shaaa!!
TravelRe: 6 Countries That Are Rich But Their Citizens Are Poor by Slimplush: 11:57am On Feb 19, 2025
RenaissanceGuy:
The Pulse writer who penned down this balderdash is obviously unlearned. How can you include the trio of Qatar, KSA and UAE?
Thank you... Saudi Arabia differ from the preference 100%

I don't know bout the other 2 country cheesy
TravelRe: 6 Countries That Are Rich But Their Citizens Are Poor by Slimplush: 11:55am On Feb 19, 2025
SmartPolician:
God will never allow these islamic countries in the Gulf to become world power because we will all be in trouble if they do.

Imagine having all the money and never caring for people who live and work in your country because they are not your citizens. And they don't even make foreigners their citizens, no matter how long they live in their country.
No pun intended, but by then,to be long gone will be peace!!
SportsRe: Corporal Juliet Wins Bantamweight Championship in Johannesburg by Slimplush: 11:44am On Dec 16, 2024
Iceiscold:
First to comment

Congratulations to me

After more than 10yrs here
Wake up from Your slumber!!!
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:09am On Jul 22, 2024
lsoul:
there is money in betting if only you know what you are doing.
1. if you have funds to bet, not 100naira but like 10k and above
2. if you play little odds total accumulations. from 2- 15 odds.
betting to win millions will take you time to hit but one can still be trying with the hope.
3. if you are betting with little cash aim to win little, there is rollover to build your cash, its a process, odds don't finish be patient
4. don't be greedy
5 always know how reduce your risk so you wont get burnt.
6. you don't need any tipster or fixed games , you can do it yourself.
7. this season will be fruitful.
8. this i have seen. grin
9. if only this thread can be meaningful as before, no trolling, insults and childish behaviors.
10. see you at the top
All your point dey valid, but que sera sera.
BusinessRe: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 8:29pm On Jul 21, 2024
eseka12:
Won d last two tickets, smiling to 550k with about 100k total stakes for all d tickets

NGS113W44EE1LPR7S
NGS113W44KK1LQ2WP
Na man you be baba.. You nor dey for noise making,you just drop your picks and move, No Time!!
CrimeRe: Tears As Woman Shares How Her Innocent Son Was Beaten 2 Death By Nigerian Police by Slimplush: 3:18pm On Jul 04, 2024
All of una go just dey cap rubbish, police brutality exist even before Tinubu take the throne


E get some level wey be say e just dey pass my own reasoning, past and present leaders nor just want do anything about this police issue....
FamilyRe: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Slimplush: 11:16am On May 04, 2024
Ynix:
Do all you can to record all their conversations, pretend as if all is well and after that call for a special meeting preferably on her birthday and invite your parents, her parents and the boss of yours then show up all the evidences, and keep Mute after
I don't think this is fine, because what I understand about cheating in secret is that, once you take this step, and she is still in your home, you have automatically give them the boldness to Bleep each other, all what will be running in their head is, your husband is aware already, this happens a lot ... 2 option is that

First :Warn the man aggressively, to stop sleeping with your wife, and if he refuse, go local with him(the be mean, go local with him diabolocally)

Second : send ur wife packing after tendering the evidence to everyone as the poster I quote mentioned

But be sure that, after doing the above 2 option, you may not find favour from your oga again, and when I say favour, your wife is indirectly exchanging pussy to get favour from him probably, that's why you are thinking she contribute to your success


Choose the onion you want to cut yourself, you no be small pikin after all!!!
HealthRe: Lady Dies After Envious Friend Poisons Her At Beauty Parlor Opening Celebration by Slimplush: 7:17pm On Apr 14, 2024
Chetas81:
BY POISON HER ABBBBI
Why don't you try to laugh at the sarcasm in the post and pass...


But I guess you can't decipher that!!
CelebritiesRe: Makeup Artist Buried By River Bank As Her Parent Can't Afford Sacrifice Money by Slimplush: 8:32am On Apr 12, 2024
In my village,if you died by drowning..they are definitely burying the body close to the river,,no 2 way about this bt you aint doing no ritual or paying any shishi to get the body buried
RomanceRe: What Do You Still Like About Your Ex? by Slimplush: 8:35am On Mar 31, 2024
LexNuel:
She was the best..she's a both a wife and a mother. Give her 10k and see her multiply it. unfortunately i got sick and a lot went to treatment..lost my job in the process .. took a while to recover, still recovering especially financially... She want to stay tho inspite of everything but i felt it will not be fair to her seeing as my finance was in a bad state, health be as e get... had to move back to family house..so I basically was starting afresh..and she was already in her 30s...we had to painfully but mutually part ways.

Been a year now...

She's married and I'm happy she's happy. Though i sometimes wish it was with me... cheesy

mehn! Good women are hard to find and this one was the rarest of them all
This really touch me brother... May you regain whatever all that you've lost and those who need this prayer indirectly a d directly including myself, amen!.
FoodRe: Average Cost Of Healthy Diet For Nigerians Is N938 – National Bureau Of Statisti by Slimplush: 6:19pm On Mar 30, 2024
Sirchiboy:
Just find blood tonic and be drinking to compensate for loss
you can't take blood tonic without eating like a bastard, I'm currently taking de deons blood tonic, I just eat like person wey no get future.... I have dedicate this week and next week to that sha, I'm stopping it afterwards!.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Soldier For Stabbing Kwara DPO by Slimplush: 1:18pm On Mar 22, 2024
Ivimmanuel:
e fit be true in most case where they're killed like that they involve in Shaddy deals against the people they are supposed to protect the part we never get to here but those indigenes know
punctuation mark man!!!
PoliticsRe: Military Moves Swamp Buggies To Okuoma, Delta by Slimplush: 8:47am On Mar 21, 2024
Zulu11zulu:
When call them coward now people will call me mane

We expecting them to beuld Barracks in sansiba forest na where they se civilians they want to beuld Barracks this coward are most useless army in wold.
I don't no why this people so scared of northern terrorists they will just come to south and do what ever they want.

Tinubu should stop them
But your schooling years is as useless as "P" in psychology... See your comprehension self!!!
FoodRe: Hungry Man Indomie Is Now ₦800 by Slimplush: 6:50pm On Feb 23, 2024
blowjohn:
Indomie has no moral and economic right to increase their prices in Nigeria.

That noodle is bought every minute in this country.

Economy of scale.

Am sure it's the greedy shareholders and managers.

The black man is never content with little profit.



Nigerians dont know their rights.

Everyone shud avoid buying it let's seeif the price won't come down.


Nonsense always has a welcome ring.


That's the most bought item in this country in the last 20 years.


Some dumb greedy goat will come and say every business has to make profit.
It is obvious your reasoning get as e be.. So they should be selling their own product cheaper because it's locally made, while buying other things aside their own costly abii? Making small money to buy costly things sheey?.... Or they are not spending money for production even if they source their raw material locally??
HealthRe: If You Successfully Treated Stomach Ulcers, Please Share Your Remedy by Slimplush: 10:06am On Feb 22, 2024
Ginaz:
Listen to me. Take pap on empty stomach first thing in the morning without sugar or milk. one time i was having pains in my stomach and it was recommended to me by an old lady.

since then the pains went away, I didn't spend 1kobo on drugs.
you are referring to the raw one right?? Mixed with cold water?!
TravelRe: I Finally Quit Bolt After Third Week For Unlawfully Suspending My Account by Slimplush: 3:18pm On Feb 20, 2024
yewit37486:
So upon all your noise and broke shaming others, you don't even have a car?
Asinnn, I dey always see her comment which I always avoid, but this particular one comment just off me


Maybe na Bot she kukuma be, who knows?? A reasonable being nor fit dey type as such naa
TravelRe: I Finally Quit Bolt After Third Week For Unlawfully Suspending My Account by Slimplush: 3:15pm On Feb 20, 2024
Jennyclay:
You even sound so rude, you deserved to be suspended again and again undecided

I book bolt very well so I know your type. You are the type of driver that nag to their passengers over little things as if you were forced to carry the passenger for free undecided

Shior!!
Person wey know you very well for this forum go know say you are always on every thread spitting rubbish


Imagine your contribution to the thread?? Na rotten sperm full your brainhuh

Ahn Ahn aunty.....
PropertiesRe: Is This A Wise Decision? Please Advice by Slimplush: 12:26pm On Feb 17, 2024
Bullfallo:
Just managing the place for now until you get a better place:

The reason i am still where i an today is the peace of mind. I was just adding weight since i move in here. I really need a better place but i an not looking for it. Each time i look for house the agent always carry me to far worst place. E.g poor electricity or not accessible to road, landlord living in the compound Or i dont just like the apartment. something else will just discourage me. Imagine moving to a place your present place is far better. I am yet to see a house which inside is as neat as my present place. I was the one who virgin this apartment the bathroom is fully tiled to the up, kitchen fully tiled to the up. So When i see some half tiles bathroom and kitchen i get discouraged. Or the apartment was not maintain by previous users. Nothing like virgin apartment for me.

So i just remain here hoping one day I will come across a better place by chance.
so upon all the above write-up concerning your present place of residence you are still looking for better place?? .. What you really need now is your own house brother/sister.... Habaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Music/RadioRe: Made In Nigeria By Mish (Akwa Ibom Ayaya) by Slimplush: 6:18am On Feb 16, 2024
Just saw it on nairaland front page now and Sorry to break it to you guys, the guy(Mish) is dead, rest in peace brother..
....
Christianity EtcRe: The First Time He Took A Cigarette by Slimplush: 11:44am On Feb 04, 2024
femi4:
Continue to cry
bros calm down, anyone that consume hypo intentionally is actually looking for death itself cos it's not consumable.. Shetiigboooo??


Nor abuse me oo, I don't reply mentions...
PoliticsRe: Court Stops Emefiele’s Re-arrest, EFCC Rejects N100m Fine by Slimplush: 2:06pm On Jan 09, 2024
worksmart:
All his is all fake news to make us believe Emefiele is still alive.
I strongly believe Tinubu assassinated him in DSS detention, so he could claim Emefiele resigned as cbn governor.
guy calm down naa... No dey turn your brain upside down to type

Na so dem dey assassinate person niii??
CrimeRe: We Paid Our Kidnappers ₦91M — Abuja Music Band Leader Recounts Ordeal by Slimplush: 4:59pm On Jan 07, 2024
This were absolutely true
. They are all my neighbor
Thank God for safety return, it's not easy, fear catch me as we sidon dey gist about their ordeal, pray not to engage kidnappers oooo

December alone, three ordeal happened all in kogi state, obajana sid around dangote cement plant.

The kidnappers were all wearing military(army) uniform, so beware my people, not all those in checkpoint wearing service uniform are all real!!!
CareerRe: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by Slimplush: 10:50am On Dec 23, 2023
Still giving It a shot against next year... Before the years runs out, my decision will be based on each month of next year as it progress

I'm tired and stressed, mentally, physically and emotionally with not enough pay, spend more sometimes finding money and ended up getting nothing

Breaks me emotionally!!!
RomanceRe: Avoid A Narcissist At All Cost, My Experience. A Must Read. by Slimplush: 5:05pm On Dec 11, 2023
kzpelumi:
I still haven't healed yet from the pains . it's so hard its worse than heartbreak it's like giving you heaven then taking it away. And there is no chance to retrace. Because you have push away any other lady in your life both friends and colleagues just to please her.. You will be broken because you won't find anyone to console you .. Its also leave a scar on you that any other lady you find it hard to truly love the person.
you nailed it, my saving grace was the fact that she tried to seperate me and my niggs,even family, thank God say my sixth sense is functional all those time.... And they were the one I healed with, with time even helped me one way or another....


I mean my Day one nigga ooo, wey we dey together even before the idiots show face..

One of my niggs dey see vision, he outrightly told me I can't have anything with her, I was shortsighted then,, less than couple years, his vision came to pass and when he was telling me, I nearly fought him, I thank my God and I will jubilate in front of him soon, because she took everything from me, only my life she didn't took!!!
RomanceRe: Avoid A Narcissist At All Cost, My Experience. A Must Read. by Slimplush: 5:52pm On Dec 07, 2023
Saintinoo:
Did you read the post completely? Through, this is in the past, just wanted to create awareness so others don't fall victim.

BTW, dealing with a narc is never easy. Many are in a relationship with them but they don't know.
Guy you are very spot on, I guess you just wrote epistle about my ex, you describe her totally I am wondering if you know her or after i left her, you get to hook with her


Anyway, they are very manipulative and people always listen to them and blame you instead, you will never win them,out of the world anger, ready to destroy anything when angry, funny thing is when people are trying to correct brain with words say make you find your way,both of your ears will be dead, I mean completely dead to sensor say word dey try to enter...


She nearly kill me then and she's still killing me, she really got me

Thank God for life sha
CrimeRe: Family Mourns Nigerian Lady, Taiwo Owoeye Strangled To Death In UK by Slimplush: 8:25am On Dec 07, 2023
ZACHIE:
Hard o.
It is hard to dabble into matters with half information. We all don't know the details. So, I will not be quick to rain hailstones on the husband.

But, if the woman being a nurse is anything to consider, if her being in the UK before her husband joining her is another thing to consider and if the husband being an Ondo man is yet another angle to the story, one thing is sure: the woman must have been flexing power and authority to the man with a few extramarital affairs in the bag.
You see these UK nurses like to put it in your face soon as they assume control.
Maybe, maybe not .
Who knows.
Sha, the man's life is effectively over. The kids are in for a trying time.
It is a winless situation. Anger solves nothing.
regardless of whatever the sutuation, what happens to walking away?? ... Nothing warrants you taking another person's life except in self defence, "If" the other party is trying to take your life!!!
FoodRe: See The Quantity Of Granulated Sugar I Bought #50. by Slimplush: 6:34pm On Dec 06, 2023
Hezzyluv:
In my area, no more #50 sugar. I asked the aboki why? He responded thus "oga, I buy am por paint rubber of sugar por sebin thousan naira even one naira i no remove am for me."
you Sabi their tongue wella... Kudos!!, na that "I nor remove am for me" wey dem dey always say dey Crack me up.... Like I'm referring to myself for myself, lol.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Slimplush: 3:51am On Dec 06, 2023
Baddestguyp:
P A H E . M E
M K V K I N G . C O M
please those site are full of ads, I can't even close the page unless I clear my ucweb storage
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Slimplush: 5:26pm On Dec 05, 2023
DaveDave001:
is nkiri down??
i haven't been able to download a thing since yesterday
oh, I taught it's only me, I just wanted to ask members here for alternative download link, before I saw your comment....

I guess there's no alternative

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