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GABRIEL6036:
If na Yoruba daughter 😆😁😁😁😁
Words like "Do you know me?" "Do you know who I be ?
😂😂😂😂

Arindinn, those quoted text is not even a yoruba wordings

ppogba:
Ladi the joker from Iperu that wants to succeed an Iperu man who has spent eight years.

Miracle no dey tire Baba Ijebu.

5 7 9 2 1

Palm this and thank me later.

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Add the rest content.

educatedfool:
Sowore first needs to tell us who his own First Lady is before scrapping the office

Unsettled union life for him,, guess that makes it easier for him to spat out those ezema invested spit.

FitCorper:
Na im be stroke na, dem don attack her with stroke. This world is a very wicked place.

Not stroke, but kinda alike, I can't even say which one is more badder between the two

I don't think stroke cause pain reach this stiff person syndrome.... I don't want to know because I don't pray to encounter both.... Imagine trying to move and in every movement, you are feeling a very bad pain, that is stiff -person syndrome!!

stan4b:
Oyinbo with their own sickness sha.
Which one is stiff person syndrome again.
Anyways, she's welcome back.

you can watch many video om YouTube when she's been taking care of..... I cry in one of the video because I felt her pain to my bone marrow
That's stiff-person syndrome is tier A pain.

coolcharm:
After howany years? And at what depreciation rate?

Who was on seat then? Should be the question

Definitely not tinubu, he just had to sort it out for them and that seems commendable at least!!

The druggie as they call him, got this one right.

AGUBANZE:
if chase bank process a questionable transaction, the law mandate the teller tell you that this account was used in the past to process questionable funds, if you go ahead they might flag the transaction, why do they do that. that’s all because of criminal liability if they get to process such transaction. i think such reasoning can apply in this case or instance

you are giving entirely different reference, but it is okay...back ward to no movement era (covid-19) ,if opay didn't come handy, you know many Nigerian that might have gone by now? Just so you know, hunger dey kill too, those banks made mistake then of not providing alternatives for people to have access to their money easily and boom, opay show face, for my area till now, we dey do transfer of 100# for pure water,
I stand on my point

It is your money and you can spend it however it pleases you, use your sense when spending it, that's your responsibility.

I literally don't mean you, I'm directing it to whoever reading this ooo,. Make you no take offence say na you I dey face.

motymop:
so you think the uk just offered if they didnt ask him

if the brother was in nigeria, will they ask him??

Na you know that one, maybe you were there when they ask him

I only comment base on the news content, maybe you can read through again, but this time very slowly!!

ufine200:
Oriamo is not good
Most of the products is not original and will swell
Go for chupez
U won't regret it

I'm using chepez type C charger currently as I'm typing this on nairaland

They really got it right, the charger just dey gimme goose bump everytime with it's fast charging capacity.

BrickandLace:
I always avoid oraimo and qasa brands .... quality is questionable.

That qasa, their electric blender is top notch

qtguru:
My fondest memory was Nokia training us on writing J2ME for mobile apps, it was shocking how simple it was, good times

Those time of those.com.ng website, I create many website then for free, I can't even remember them, very easy template back then

Nokia wey yoh go apply cheat and browse free, just press your red button once for the connection to disconnect and then continue browsing again.. Good old time!!!!

Incognito403:
Anyways, Nokia didn't make foldable smart phones.

So stop pretending like foldable smartphones are not a revolution and Eyefone is entering late but pretending that it's late entry is fashionable.

Really... Lol

Don't say what you don't know, maybe you haven't got in shape in those era

I know you will try to quote me about your age, I won't even reply

ayusco85:
Nokia would have rules the smartphone market till date, what happened to them should be studied and taught in schools. They fell off real bad

Real bad, I guess it was when they divert to Microsoft software or thereabout... Before they pick themself up and move to android....... It was way fucki*g late already, it's a pity,no goat ever come close to Nokia in term of phone, both browse-able and normal device!!

Sirchiboy:
And I am older than this man.
His parents paved way for him.
Wish u had rich parents

Not his parent, it was his uncle dantata that lend him money in the first rising of his business zeal

I even know couple northern people that confirm this (from the same neighborhood)

I typed this based on fact from this people!

vr0xen:
80% of that money belong to elites

You get sense.. That's what's instilled in my medulla all this while... People occupying public space dumping money under him to leave a clean slate... Make I no talk.

Dotherightthing:
If husband and wife pull their 3k together, it may cater for a young family of 5-6 for a day.

Rice - 1 mudu 1600
Beans - 1 mudu 1300
Palm oil - half bottle - 900
Vegetable oil - half bottle - 900
Beef - 1000

Na rice and beans them go dey chop everyday!!?? Transport to the said work that give them the money nkoo? Children going to school? So no savings and year ends, landlord comes knocking? Emergency health challenges?

E be like say you do crack inside a hot sun this afternoon

SoftHeart:
“A good man leaves an inheritance to his children's children” Proverbs 13:22

Leave proverb, ma wetin the poor grandfather want be that, Na his property!!!

Dey play, the boyfriend has been servicing your mother around the corner while your dad was around

It just become obvious after your dad's gone.

Those gender dey send devil on errands, devil self dey bow to them.

Yemite132:
My name his Ola from Lagos Epe,,I’m male single with no kids and love having sex every day and go for many rounds and cause of this girls always leave me so anyone interested can contact me on

09030623315

First of all, work on your use of words, secondly get a life bro!!!

RandDigital:
Nigeria's top 5 exports 🇳🇬

1. Oil
2. Corruption
3. Fraud
4. Drug dealing
5. White worshipping

And here you are poke-nosing on nairaland... Kikiki

Lekby25:
I think it is the jealousy of OPay that is causing problem for them . And the truth is that OPay is far better in service and honest. If one naira is in your acct, OPay will be giving you interest every day

Just imagine....
9 more character needed...

AGUBANZE:
i think betting shouldn’t be allowed on fintech apps
let the betting stores fund the betting habit, thereby making them function like a mini bank. i recently time betting stores have been closing down. imagine opay giving me coupon to bet with ilot and sporty. in fact they should be sued and made to pay back all the transactions they processed through any betting platform and for damages

Most bank app that carry the same option nkoo? Most of you guys are all just fucki*G biased

It's your money, control your sense when spending it, simple!!!!!

motymop:
not bad, dont be entitled to people money

na the brother say make em born 5 kids wey he no fit take care of

he should not give the brother any money

a brand new keke cost around 3.9m naira that is about (2,172.83 pounds) that is a huge chuck of money especially savings)

most family members are entitled and wont follow through with the agreement

Be calming down and read story well before dishing out unnecessary essay

It's not an entitlement mentality because it was the said UK guy that offer to help him as a elder brother in the family, and I fail to see where help is in the whole story!!!

But those people I'm seeing here looks like all those almajiri yaro both male and female

Do they have voters card is what I'm only curious about?

Note: I'm not anti APC, neither in support of any party, just observation!!!
Modified:not all of them Sha.

Amalekki:
Are herbalists into spiritual stuffs or you mean spiritualists?

omoor??
No be spiritual stuff herbalist dey do again?? ahn ahn

helinues:
24 people drinking gegemu , that will be hard. That gegemu is not something people underrate.

Even 9ice warned, gegemu dey here, dont play with death

my dear, it is very possible, make you dey play.
Do you know how gegemu is fermented? If you know, then you must know that after it's fermented is when they will now add it with maybe palmwine or herbal drink in large quantity and will be served around with small cup, you drink it, and you are a goner if you take in excess

And you would not know because it is tasteless, you will only feel the taste of the herbal or whatever they mixed it with

I nearly fall for it when I visit my friend for naming of his new born, I was observant and I called him close door, one on one with a very serious look, had to ask him if gegemu is mixed, and he said yes without hesitation

I just bounced, and some that took it, some even off for a very long hours, but none died... If taken in excess and the person is high, he may sleep and never wake up!!!

In the report of this news, they said many died from their sleep, which is obvious it's gegemu.

Benwallt:
Mr Micheal? Is this you? Okpa is a southeast thing.

it may South East thing or it may not be, but the man up there is right, enugu okpa na die... Na their okpa make me know there's a breakfast or whatever that is named okpa... So heavenly with coke

I want to believe it's not the herbal drink, and if it's the herbal, then it's definitely gegemu drink and not herbal as the media try to portrait it...
On the other hands, they may have something something in common, which is maybe they eat together at an occasion and was poisoned from there and after tag the poor herbal drink as the culprit, guessing Sha.

In all, drink responsibly if you want to, that is if you can't stay clear 100%.

And someone son up there couldn't read between the humor..... Gentlemen indeed!!

YouandiAllofus:
Now you're talking straight.
So Bayelsa government feed the strayed sao tome foreign fishermen, provided medical care and bought new clothes before handing them over to their ambassador.

Very nice of the governor I must commend. But he shouldn't forget that there are lots of hungry people in his state surviving daily on bare minimum. What is he doing to reduce the poverty and hardship rate in his state even after receiving fat allocations?


Giving foreigners preferential treatment and even doing it in a jamboree style in the face of daring poverty in his state feels hypocritical.
These people won't do the same if it were Nigerians they found straying in their territorial water. Won't they have them arrested and label them pirates instead?

Guy just rest

PlutoChief:
I still watched Ratatoulie this morning before going to church.

Despite its an old animation movie

That film make sense gaaaan

Maybe not in our own era, this is the beginning of brewing another world problem

Why are they the one always introducing anything to depopulate the African race...

Just saying, lassa fever, yellow fever, ebola, hiv, hepatitis A leading to B, and many more among the one I can't remember, it's always in Africa, I may not know wetin I dey type shaa

And now hanta virus!!!

I only means, they want to be keeping that image in our head that we are small...........