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FamilyRe: Something You Believe In That Most People Don’t by Slimplush: 8:25am On Oct 03, 2023
yuzjet:
Girls selling markets online are all ashawo in disguise undecided
With this.... I beg to differ!!

Not True
BusinessRe: $10bn Debt: CBN Defaults On Payment To Banks, Dollar Nears ₦‎1,000 by Slimplush: 8:49am On Sep 25, 2023
kokorokoman:
As a man, know that you are worse than tinubu if you have weak erection, quick ejaculation, small girth or any form of erectile dysfunction.

Check my signature.
Your money back is guaranteed if you do not get your desired result after one week.
This your advert might just put you in trouble, be careful brother.. A friendly advice
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad's Death: Thecuteabiola To Reconcile His Father And Mother After 15years by Slimplush: 7:27am On Sep 18, 2023
wunmi590:
huh

Abeg, leave that his dad, find away to collect mohbad's royalty and hand it over to his mum to spend....

His dad is a betrayal, and very wicked, I don't know how a man who called himself a father would allow his son to be hurriedly buried, without any autopsy, even despite the fact that he knows what that young boy was going through....

The man just want to reap from where he didn't sow from his cry cry rubbish....

If I'm mohbad's brother, they must exhume his body and do the autopsy, by fire by force....
See as your monicker dey confuse your brain..... So because they buried him with no much Ado makes the father a bad one??

Reason with your brain bro, not with your finger.....
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Easily Fall For Bad Boys? Than Responsible Ones. by Slimplush: 4:31pm On Sep 16, 2023
iammo:
cool



Personally as a guy, you can't be my friend if you don't have one of this vices

Smoke

Drink

Or

Womanize


Men without vices are very strict, boring and sometimes wicked


.
Aptly put....
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Said We Must Have A House Before Getting Married by Slimplush: 2:59pm On Sep 12, 2023
izonborn098:
Your woman has entitle mentality..
She is not yet ready for marriage...
Though she has a good plan for u'' it is for ur own benefit and a lifetime investment but house isn't what u build because one woman is forcing you..
You build house when u know u are ready and depend on ur financial ability building of house takes time..
The question is this woman determined to spend the rest of her life with u..
Before she forsake u..
Lastly that money she is contributing the house belongs to her more than u do...
You just burst my mind open, God's willing I won't be building my first house with even a single penny from my woman!!!

A very big entitlement mentality will kill the marriage unless you are willing to be submitted to the said lady
CareerRe: Why You Should Get Into Tech Through Kubernetes/cloudnative Route by Slimplush: 4:37pm On Sep 11, 2023
Please let me hop on the train, add me to the group, I have problem sending email to you via nairaland page, showing error message

Camialexandru586@gmail.com
CareerRe: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by Slimplush: 4:21pm On Sep 11, 2023
online4business:
If you know you can write just set up a website find a niche you're passionate about and start writing.

You'll learn and earn.

Just write informational article about your topic and monitize with display ads.

hosting is cheap domain name is cheap you can get someone to set it up and you're off the races.

If you've small change get project24 course and in 24 months you could be earning $4k.


That's the goal of project24 replace your income in 24 months.

Search income school on YouTube watch their video.

if you want the course the moniker haggai247 I think have the course.

Don't waste time just get something going.

You can even motitize the site with ezoic from the get-go if someone like me invite you.

If you've just get to start somewhere.

Cc bonnielove

Sheyimann


Time no dey ooo make hay while the sun shine
please can I get across to you off-nairaland?
BusinessRe: Interswitch Launches Google Pay Support On Its Payment Gateway In Nigeria by Slimplush: 12:09pm On Sep 11, 2023
If I can pay for google apps using interswitch, then I'll be so happy with this move,, I've been trying to add my card to Google since this while all to no avail, this will really be good for me
InvestmentRe: What Can U Teach Someone Here by Slimplush: 11:51am On Sep 11, 2023
missypurple1:
I will teach for Free 👉 "How to use 5 power AI Tools to self-publish on Amazon KDP in 24 hours!"

📌I only need 5 people who will implement what they learn immediately.

Your "results" is my compensation.
How do I get across to you?
InvestmentRe: What Can U Teach Someone Here by Slimplush: 11:49am On Sep 11, 2023
woginid967:
Sports arbitrage
Local drop shipping
Artificial intelligence
How to last in bed more than one hour
Free browsing

Just one per person
Can you teach me free browsing or local drop shipping, anyone out of the two
InvestmentRe: Is ? by Slimplush: 8:28am On Sep 11, 2023
Anybody that is daft to believe the 30% return in a month deserves whatever hit am

I mean which business guarantee 30% in a month nowadays where economy dey very bad

It is even profit only ooo, habaaaa

Use your senses naa, they send you to school for a reason, try to be useful
CrimeRe: Missing FUOYE Student, Atanda Deborah Found Dead In Shallow Grave (Graphic) by Slimplush: 8:41am On Sep 07, 2023
Danisaint112:
If you child get missing in the SW there is 90% chances they have been used for ritual. It's just their thing.

Yet, you will still see this same people especially their APC goons lecturing you on how Igbos and blood money is like 5 & 6 and how all their wealth were gotten from rituals.

The paint the igbos bad at any slightest opportunity and hype the news like a nation's cup (Self inflicted inferiority complex). Meanwhile 👇
Ya'!! Just like to disgrace yourself, read news happening all over the world about your tribe and then check your Brain again maybe what you just wrote seems sensible, ...


Moral of my write-up is, don't bring tribalism into this kinda situation, respect what the lady family are facing

Just try and receive sense, it'll be important for you in the future..
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Peter Obi Absent As Tribunal Delivers Judgment by Slimplush: 11:35am On Sep 06, 2023
naijaboy756:
How can someone win election and the 8 millions that voted him didn’t celebrate?

There was no celebration across the country to confirm it was the choice of the people

Nigeria!

One day na one day

Soon sef!
There's celebration here in gosa village,Abuja, as at then, I can't say for other places...
PoliticsRe: PEPT Judgment: Tinubu Believes He’ll Win At The Tribunal – Sam Amadi by Slimplush: 11:27am On Sep 06, 2023
What time is the hearing
CrimeRe: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by Slimplush: 11:26am On Sep 06, 2023
Chucks13:
Where are those evil, no home training children called Obidients, I think Tinubu is the cause of Birmigham declaring bankruptcy? Oh sorry it is Nigeria oil subsidy that caused it?

Oh Tinubu is sick that is why Birmigham is bankrupted? Oya start your stupid and nonentities post blaming Tinubu for your failed destinies.

Useless no home training children awon omo irankiran omo pau bi ibon, awon eleri ibu omo ale gbogbo.
Guy, calm down a bit... Your name is chucks, don't confuse nairalanders cheesy
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Marry Man Who Cannot Afford The Thing You Can Do For Yourself by Slimplush: 2:32pm On Sep 05, 2023
Persephone1:
grin grin

Lemme park here.

MODIFIED: I see most guys read this thread upside down or why are they hyperventilating?

What's the usefulness of you lots in a relationship if you can't spend on your woman? grin grin grin What can you offer as a typical Nigerian man? grin

And you mean, the offer a woman can make is taking care of home and spreading leg.... TF?? ...
Car TalkRe: How Do Thieves Open The Bonnet To Steal Battery? by Slimplush: 5:41pm On Sep 03, 2023
For Abuja where I dey (local side), every car owner dey dissembling and assembling their batter every blessed day

Remove in the night, fix it in the morning.... Car thief plenty for here, but they Don reduce, some even get lever dey carry motor battery come steal as them Don Sabi say people dey remove their car battery, but it reduce drastically.....
PetsRe: Found This Dog In Our Compound This Morning... by Slimplush: 5:18pm On Sep 03, 2023
Kobicove:
...meanwhile check if there is a name and address tag in the dog's collar
Too much of Hollywood.....
TravelRe: 3 Die As Car Plunges Into Omo River On Sagamu-benin Expressway by Slimplush: 12:33pm On Sep 03, 2023
4tomandchi:
Imo state and stories that touch which day death go reach Abuja governor door. Imo is the most dead state in the SE.
guy calm down, this is about people that lost their lives to accident, don't carry your trabalistic rubbish come here, wish them peace and move on...


But I guess the cataract in your eyes won't allow you to see that the incident happens in ogun state, "Omo river" and not in omo state

I'm not related to east/south side,.I'm a core yoruba but I hate rubbish and nonsense combined!!!
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 12:19pm On Sep 02, 2023
Yemike:
There was a day that someone posted his sportybet page here and I saw over 70 open bets and if by chance a ticket or two greens he'll come over to post the winning ticket and we'll be alien to the 68 lost ticket.

It's not everybody's balls that's made of steel like eseka, majority can't handle criticism and with my illustration can you be playing at least 20 tickets a day like they do? Trust me, before they win a ticket you go don run cheesy

The earlier you realise that posting games pre-match will make them a village conductor and Alabi's agent and that of course will definitely hurt their pride the better.

Yeah bro, I dig your point, but you are not getting my point, okay, what is the motive behind posting the winning selection if not for those beggy beggy profile to be quoting them up and down and this page end up being derailedhuh?

Like you've win, yeah cool.. You can't post it pre-match inorder not to be like alabi agent, then don't post it after, because you will always still be like alabi agent for those that can't control their urge for betting and to win.... It's simple

Reasonably, just trying to pass my point to an adult....

You don't Gerrit, forgerrit
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 12:07pm On Sep 02, 2023
ThatrealestApex:
You go explain explain explain explain tire cheesy cheesy

We go still do watin dey our mind cheesy
Easy tiger, You are not in my mention...
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:35am On Sep 02, 2023
Soldierboy30:
Shut up your garbage are you not ashamed that a person points out a terrible attribute and at worst it turns out that you are from where he says you are from on a faceless platform? And what's wrong with some of you with thinking people lack staking power? You dey play game with 400/4000 naira, is that staking power? My own na make admin dey ban anyone way beg on this platform that is the only way to restore normalcy here.
Also better, if admin dey reason people wey dey post winning ticket without posting the pre-match bet selection

.. I can't help but wonder the reason of them posting the winning slip after the ticket enter,, like TF should we do with it??

I believe it's very rampant on this page, and I believe, that in the first place aid people begging here now and then "mentality such as, I must win like so so so person" I don't have staking power and that will always trigger that beggy beggy attitude


Ain't directing this to Noone, but admin(S) of this page..
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:29am On Sep 01, 2023
chybuzky:
This is the pure truth. I tried rollover of 1.30 odd with 100naira for one month that was last two years but I stoped on day 27 my money was around 170,000 before I stoped due to fear of losing them all. But now wer I need money bad bad to do rollover self greed and inpatient don full my body, grin grin when I say one game per day before I could know I don play like 3to 4 games in a day and before I no it game don cut.


If only one can have patience then you are good to go
my man relax... 1.01 odd dey red.... Getat with your motivational rubbish


If you go win, you go win..
FoodRe: Indomie Generation Doesn't Know The Drink Called Goldspot And Olo by Slimplush: 7:11pm On Aug 27, 2023
Apus:
Goldspot, limca, krest, Schweppes... Only 7up survived.
that Schweppes helps me a lot then... I love the lemon-like taste and It works for malaria like hell, it is my goto medicine anytime I'm sick, before they eventually introduce the rubbish version.
CareerRe: What Valuable Online Skill Can A 23 Year Old Learn Now? by Slimplush: 7:06pm On Aug 27, 2023
EmperorVamo:
Ok so I'm gonna say something at this point .

Someone mentioned "learn programming " and I can see the responses he got ... Forget HTML, CSS, JAVASCRIPT e.t.c ...forget all that crypto, Forex , digital marketing ....

But il say this yes Tech is your surest way of leaving poverty in the next 3 months .

But not as people say it .. (don't do web development or all that frontend and backend shit)

If I were to give one solid advice as my Indian colleagues are doing il say this :

Don't learn programming

Instead learn a CloudNative tool like KUBERNETES
But first you learn Linux, virtualization, Networking , Containerization , then Kubernetes,

Now listen , you start contributing to OPEN SOURCE via GitHub every fucking day ..

Then pick up Technical Writing on these same things ... Join the tech community, we are not loud , but see people get doings like mad

If you do all these and in 4 months you are making at least $700-$1000 dollars Monthly , by December 2023.

See all those people writing off programming up there , are because they only know Web development , frontend , backend people , and that whole HTML, CSS, JAVASCRIPT nonsense is crowded and saturated ...

I dare anyone here to show me any KUBERNETES ENGINEEER , or Kubernetes enthusiast for the last 4 months who isn't making at least 500 dollars Monthly

I'm waiting
how can I contact you outside of here sir?
CareerRe: What Valuable Online Skill Can A 23 Year Old Learn Now? by Slimplush: 5:53pm On Aug 27, 2023
ecomalchemistt:
Drop servicing

Sales and Marketing.

Facebook and IG ads.

Search Engine Optimization.

I'd give you some of those courses for free.
Please how do I contact you sir??
CareerRe: What Valuable Online Skill Can A 23 Year Old Learn Now? by Slimplush: 5:46pm On Aug 27, 2023
youngtee5:
Do research mind you people are still making it big in tech industry, Nigeria still have low percentage of professionals in tech industry. If you don’t like tech go into content creators/ writing, transcription, digital marketing, SEO, graphic design, video editing.
I’m into graphic design in case you want to learn that
if you can see this my post, kindly quote me with how to chat you outside of nairaland, my location is Abuja though and I maybe interested in learning graphic design, if distance won't be a barrier, thanks...
FoodRe: The New Yam I Bought 2000 Naira From My Customer With Abeg by Slimplush: 5:54pm On Aug 26, 2023
Nice2023:
I bought this size in Abuja, 5tubers for 6k.
thank you, I'm in Abuja too and the yam goes for around 1.5k or so per tuber..... Lobataaaan!!
FoodRe: The New Yam I Bought 2000 Naira From My Customer With Abeg by Slimplush: 5:52pm On Aug 26, 2023
IconicR:
I know but one for 2k plus pleading is too much.
That yam I'm seeing shouldn't exceed 1000 maximum irrespective of location and it's not even a big one
sir, stop being certain, you are not everywhere in the country na... Here in my location, the Yam can go for as low as 1500... So just calm, he ain't lying.
FamilyRe: "Marriage Will Forever Be One Of Life's Achievements" - Jullie Cassie by Slimplush: 7:39am On Aug 15, 2023
IconicR:
Yes ooo, what more can one ask for if you marry a very rich man that you won't have to struggle for anything.
Me I'm just planning to marry a very rich man immediately I'm through with my some things so that I'll continue to enjoy my life in peace because I don't want to stress myself over anything.
Dad's house and straight to husband's house and eventually heaven.
No pun intended, but you sound like a fool, are you cripple for you not to make your own money??

Most of ya'll will now be crying bitter when they use you as a renewal for their wealth source

Bunch of fool lots!!!
CultureRe: Take Isese Festival Elsewhere, Kwara Police Urges Worshippers by Slimplush: 7:21am On Aug 15, 2023
sultanofpigs:
A land we fought for and won, and a useless woman will come and offer sacrifices at junctions on the way for prayers?

Kwara is not Yoruba land , it belongs to islam.

Any person that tries that will get sharia treatment.

Nonsense angry
Your name actually supercede your brain cheesy
Car TalkRe: As A Driver If You Find Yourself In This Situation What Will You Do? by Slimplush: 4:23pm On Aug 03, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Whoever planted those things there expects you to stop & attempt to reverse.
So if you do just that, you've fallen into their trap. cool
in some cases, they are actually waiting for you to step out of the car so they can pounce on you.... Reverse mode is the only safer option here bro

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