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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Slimplush: 11:16am On May 04
Ynix:


Do all you can to record all their conversations, pretend as if all is well and after that call for a special meeting preferably on her birthday and invite your parents, her parents and the boss of yours then show up all the evidences, and keep Mute after

I don't think this is fine, because what I understand about cheating in secret is that, once you take this step, and she is still in your home, you have automatically give them the boldness to Bleep each other, all what will be running in their head is, your husband is aware already, this happens a lot ... 2 option is that

First :Warn the man aggressively, to stop sleeping with your wife, and if he refuse, go local with him(the be mean, go local with him diabolocally)

Second : send ur wife packing after tendering the evidence to everyone as the poster I quote mentioned

But be sure that, after doing the above 2 option, you may not find favour from your oga again, and when I say favour, your wife is indirectly exchanging pussy to get favour from him probably, that's why you are thinking she contribute to your success


Choose the onion you want to cut yourself, you no be small pikin after all!!!
Health / Re: Lady Dies After Envious Friend Poisons Her At Beauty Parlor Opening Celebration by Slimplush: 7:17pm On Apr 14
Chetas81:
BY POISON HER ABBBBI
Why don't you try to laugh at the sarcasm in the post and pass...


But I guess you can't decipher that!!
Celebrities / Re: Makeup Artist Buried By River Bank As Her Parent Can't Afford Sacrifice Money by Slimplush: 8:32am On Apr 12
In my village,if you died by drowning..they are definitely burying the body close to the river,,no 2 way about this bt you aint doing no ritual or paying any shishi to get the body buried

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Religion / Re: Dunamis: Miracle Claim Causes Controversy by Slimplush: 10:59am On Apr 02
[quote author=ednut1 post=129198462]Miracles happen sometimes. But no pastor has power to make it happen . None of these pastors could heal mr ibu, amaechi the actor, yinka ayefele, cobhams etc. we too mumu for this country
Romance / Re: What Do You Still Like About Your Ex? by Slimplush: 8:35am On Mar 31
LexNuel:
She was the best..she's a both a wife and a mother. Give her 10k and see her multiply it. unfortunately i got sick and a lot went to treatment..lost my job in the process .. took a while to recover, still recovering especially financially... She want to stay tho inspite of everything but i felt it will not be fair to her seeing as my finance was in a bad state, health be as e get... had to move back to family house..so I basically was starting afresh..and she was already in her 30s...we had to painfully but mutually part ways.

Been a year now...

She's married and I'm happy she's happy. Though i sometimes wish it was with me... cheesy

mehn! Good women are hard to find and this one was the rarest of them all
This really touch me brother... May you regain whatever all that you've lost and those who need this prayer indirectly a d directly including myself, amen!.

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Food / Re: Average Cost Of Healthy Diet For Nigerians Is N938 – National Bureau Of Statisti by Slimplush: 6:19pm On Mar 30
Sirchiboy:
Just find blood tonic and be drinking to compensate for loss
you can't take blood tonic without eating like a bastard, I'm currently taking de deons blood tonic, I just eat like person wey no get future.... I have dedicate this week and next week to that sha, I'm stopping it afterwards!.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Soldier For Stabbing Kwara DPO by Slimplush: 1:18pm On Mar 22
Ivimmanuel:
e fit be true in most case where they're killed like that they involve in Shaddy deals against the people they are supposed to protect the part we never get to here but those indigenes know
punctuation mark man!!!
Politics / Re: Military Moves Swamp Buggies To Okuoma, Delta by Slimplush: 8:47am On Mar 21
Zulu11zulu:
When call them coward now people will call me mane

We expecting them to beuld Barracks in sansiba forest na where they se civilians they want to beuld Barracks this coward are most useless army in wold.
I don't no why this people so scared of northern terrorists they will just come to south and do what ever they want.

Tinubu should stop them

But your schooling years is as useless as "P" in psychology... See your comprehension self!!!
Food / Re: Hungry Man Indomie Is Now ₦800 by Slimplush: 6:50pm On Feb 23
blowjohn:
Indomie has no moral and economic right to increase their prices in Nigeria.

That noodle is bought every minute in this country.

Economy of scale.

Am sure it's the greedy shareholders and managers.

The black man is never content with little profit.



Nigerians dont know their rights.

Everyone shud avoid buying it let's seeif the price won't come down.


Nonsense always has a welcome ring.


That's the most bought item in this country in the last 20 years.


Some dumb greedy goat will come and say every business has to make profit.
It is obvious your reasoning get as e be.. So they should be selling their own product cheaper because it's locally made, while buying other things aside their own costly abii? Making small money to buy costly things sheey?.... Or they are not spending money for production even if they source their raw material locally??
Health / Re: If You Successfully Treated Stomach Ulcers, Please Share Your Remedy by Slimplush: 10:06am On Feb 22
Ginaz:
Listen to me. Take pap on empty stomach first thing in the morning without sugar or milk. one time i was having pains in my stomach and it was recommended to me by an old lady.

since then the pains went away, I didn't spend 1kobo on drugs.
you are referring to the raw one right?? Mixed with cold water?!
Travel / Re: I Finally Quit Bolt After Third Week For Unlawfully Suspending My Account by Slimplush: 3:18pm On Feb 20
yewit37486:


So upon all your noise and broke shaming others, you don't even have a car?

Asinnn, I dey always see her comment which I always avoid, but this particular one comment just off me


Maybe na Bot she kukuma be, who knows?? A reasonable being nor fit dey type as such naa

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Travel / Re: I Finally Quit Bolt After Third Week For Unlawfully Suspending My Account by Slimplush: 3:15pm On Feb 20
Jennyclay:
You even sound so rude, you deserved to be suspended again and again undecided

I book bolt very well so I know your type. You are the type of driver that nag to their passengers over little things as if you were forced to carry the passenger for free undecided

Shior!!
Person wey know you very well for this forum go know say you are always on every thread spitting rubbish


Imagine your contribution to the thread?? Na rotten sperm full your brain

Ahn Ahn aunty.....

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Properties / Re: Is This A Wise Decision? Please Advice by Slimplush: 12:26pm On Feb 17
Bullfallo:
Just managing the place for now until you get a better place:

The reason i am still where i an today is the peace of mind. I was just adding weight since i move in here. I really need a better place but i an not looking for it. Each time i look for house the agent always carry me to far worst place. E.g poor electricity or not accessible to road, landlord living in the compound Or i dont just like the apartment. something else will just discourage me. Imagine moving to a place your present place is far better. I am yet to see a house which inside is as neat as my present place. I was the one who virgin this apartment the bathroom is fully tiled to the up, kitchen fully tiled to the up. So When i see some half tiles bathroom and kitchen i get discouraged. Or the apartment was not maintain by previous users. Nothing like virgin apartment for me.

So i just remain here hoping one day I will come across a better place by chance.
so upon all the above write-up concerning your present place of residence you are still looking for better place?? .. What you really need now is your own house brother/sister.... Habaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Music/Radio / Re: Made In Nigeria By Mish (Akwa Ibom Ayaya) by Slimplush: 6:18am On Feb 16
Just saw it on nairaland front page now and Sorry to break it to you guys, the guy(Mish) is dead, rest in peace brother..
....

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Religion / Re: The First Time He Took A Cigarette by Slimplush: 11:44am On Feb 04
femi4:
Continue to cry
bros calm down, anyone that consume hypo intentionally is actually looking for death itself cos it's not consumable.. Shetiigboooo??


Nor abuse me oo, I don't reply mentions...
Politics / Re: Court Stops Emefiele’s Re-arrest, EFCC Rejects N100m Fine by Slimplush: 2:06pm On Jan 09
worksmart:
All his is all fake news to make us believe Emefiele is still alive.
I strongly believe Tinubu assassinated him in DSS detention, so he could claim Emefiele resigned as cbn governor.
guy calm down naa... No dey turn your brain upside down to type

Na so dem dey assassinate person niii??
Crime / Re: We Paid Our Kidnappers ₦91M — Abuja Music Band Leader Recounts Ordeal by Slimplush: 4:59pm On Jan 07
This were absolutely true
. They are all my neighbor
Thank God for safety return, it's not easy, fear catch me as we sidon dey gist about their ordeal, pray not to engage kidnappers oooo

December alone, three ordeal happened all in kogi state, obajana sid around dangote cement plant.

The kidnappers were all wearing military(army) uniform, so beware my people, not all those in checkpoint wearing service uniform are all real!!!

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Career / Re: Employees, Are We Going To See You In January Abi O Ti Lo by Slimplush: 10:50am On Dec 23, 2023
Still giving It a shot against next year... Before the years runs out, my decision will be based on each month of next year as it progress

I'm tired and stressed, mentally, physically and emotionally with not enough pay, spend more sometimes finding money and ended up getting nothing

Breaks me emotionally!!!

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Romance / Re: Avoid A Narcissist At All Cost, My Experience. A Must Read. by Slimplush: 5:05pm On Dec 11, 2023
kzpelumi:


I still haven't healed yet from the pains . it's so hard its worse than heartbreak it's like giving you heaven then taking it away. And there is no chance to retrace. Because you have push away any other lady in your life both friends and colleagues just to please her.. You will be broken because you won't find anyone to console you .. Its also leave a scar on you that any other lady you find it hard to truly love the person.
you nailed it, my saving grace was the fact that she tried to seperate me and my niggs,even family, thank God say my sixth sense is functional all those time.... And they were the one I healed with, with time even helped me one way or another....


I mean my Day one nigga ooo, wey we dey together even before the idiots show face..

One of my niggs dey see vision, he outrightly told me I can't have anything with her, I was shortsighted then,, less than couple years, his vision came to pass and when he was telling me, I nearly fought him, I thank my God and I will jubilate in front of him soon, because she took everything from me, only my life she didn't took!!!
Romance / Re: Avoid A Narcissist At All Cost, My Experience. A Must Read. by Slimplush: 5:52pm On Dec 07, 2023
Saintinoo:


Did you read the post completely? Through, this is in the past, just wanted to create awareness so others don't fall victim.

BTW, dealing with a narc is never easy. Many are in a relationship with them but they don't know.

Guy you are very spot on, I guess you just wrote epistle about my ex, you describe her totally I am wondering if you know her or after i left her, you get to hook with her


Anyway, they are very manipulative and people always listen to them and blame you instead, you will never win them,out of the world anger, ready to destroy anything when angry, funny thing is when people are trying to correct brain with words say make you find your way,both of your ears will be dead, I mean completely dead to sensor say word dey try to enter...


She nearly kill me then and she's still killing me, she really got me

Thank God for life sha

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Crime / Re: Family Mourns Nigerian Lady, Taiwo Owoeye Strangled To Death In UK by Slimplush: 8:25am On Dec 07, 2023
ZACHIE:
Hard o.
It is hard to dabble into matters with half information. We all don't know the details. So, I will not be quick to rain hailstones on the husband.

But, if the woman being a nurse is anything to consider, if her being in the UK before her husband joining her is another thing to consider and if the husband being an Ondo man is yet another angle to the story, one thing is sure: the woman must have been flexing power and authority to the man with a few extramarital affairs in the bag.
You see these UK nurses like to put it in your face soon as they assume control.
Maybe, maybe not .
Who knows.
Sha, the man's life is effectively over. The kids are in for a trying time.
It is a winless situation. Anger solves nothing.
regardless of whatever the sutuation, what happens to walking away?? ... Nothing warrants you taking another person's life except in self defence, "If" the other party is trying to take your life!!!

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Food / Re: See The Quantity Of Granulated Sugar I Bought #50. by Slimplush: 6:34pm On Dec 06, 2023
Hezzyluv:
In my area, no more #50 sugar. I asked the aboki why? He responded thus "oga, I buy am por paint rubber of sugar por sebin thousan naira even one naira i no remove am for me."
you Sabi their tongue wella... Kudos!!, na that "I nor remove am for me" wey dem dey always say dey Crack me up.... Like I'm referring to myself for myself, lol.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Slimplush: 3:51am On Dec 06, 2023
Baddestguyp:
P A H E . M E
M K V K I N G . C O M
please those site are full of ads, I can't even close the page unless I clear my ucweb storage
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Slimplush: 5:26pm On Dec 05, 2023
DaveDave001:
is nkiri down??
i haven't been able to download a thing since yesterday
oh, I taught it's only me, I just wanted to ask members here for alternative download link, before I saw your comment....

I guess there's no alternative
Business / Re: Saving Of 1k Daily by Slimplush: 9:12am On Dec 04, 2023
MrBroke:


You be mumu. If I was smoking crack the scent of it would still be more pleasant than your life to smell or breath in. How much be transport mumu, Business way people dey use below 30k do self, wetin you no know you no keep quiet. You think say everybody dey like you. How much people dey use hawk snacks dey sell for road, how much people dey use hawk drinks and pure water for road? If you sabi any water factory waka go there with your antenna leg like cockroach own go ask dem wether 30k is not more than enough to supply water for the day and earn even more than 3k if you have like 4 supply to different customers. You way no dey smoke 9 come mumu like this if you come light then the madness way dey hide for your left brain go manifest. Just avoid quoting me if you are the foolish type who can't think b4 acting.
I will quote and quote you... Come beat me before sounding like a frustrated e-warrior.

30k cannot can!!!

Motivational rubbish, e be like say na GNLD tutor you, awon set marketer...


See person wey suggest cooking of jollof beans near schools.. Yes that's bran right there and good sense in that advice!!
Romance / Re: What Is One Thing You Regret Doing This Year? by Slimplush: 12:01pm On Dec 02, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Speak for yourself abeg! I have no regrets this year.... none whatsoever! undecided

Forget ma, there's always that regret, but it might not be important and if you think deeply, you will get that why didn't I do like this type of feeling (that's regret)
Politics / Re: Lagos Taskforce Disperses Birthday Party As Organisers Block Road by Slimplush: 7:22am On Nov 29, 2023
Brendaniel:


Yorubas are the major if not only culprits here, I experienced this growing up in Lagos....

Note:
For those mentioning me asking me about PH and Benin and so on, please the topic here is about Lagos, Did the article talk about PH or Benin, are you OK at all, you guys will never stick to what is in being discussed, we are talking about Lagos here which the person I quoted is talking about too, in Lagos Yorubas are the major if not only culprits on this matter

But you were generalizing yoruba's with your comment, make unaaa continue.... I no go say pimmm!!!

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Food / Re: How Nigerians Should Eat Swallows By Zeelicious Foods (Video) by Slimplush: 8:45am On Nov 23, 2023
Bullshit.... I actually prefer to get my finger dirty for swallow.. The second photo is just denying myself that heavenly taste of the soup by licking my finger thoroughly

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Family / Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by Slimplush: 6:07am On Nov 22, 2023
Otunbakayce:
I made millions, Glory be to God Almighty.
I have just one goal left.
Marriage, I'm sure that is

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Business / Re: Saving Of 1k Daily by Slimplush: 5:14am On Nov 22, 2023
MrBroke:


Tricycle is used for that, you don't see sachet water on tricycles on the road. I'm telling you business I see people doing. If you think every business owner started off with all the necessary tools and inventory for their business then you should think again. Common sense suppose tell you say keke dey or taxi dey, even people who do bread supply rent taxi or a pay for a limited amount of time to do their supply. Even some persons dey use wheelbarrow dey do supply. If na head self you like use, person way dey find money no need motivation, condition go motivate you.
with this current hike in transportation?? Common sense no gree you see say the man mention capital as 30k? With 1k daily savings?...

Stop smoking crack egbon, at least try to contain your draw-mouth naaa
Business / Re: Saving Of 1k Daily by Slimplush: 11:51am On Nov 18, 2023
Raphwell:

If you are in Lagos or any university town, then learn how to cook jolof beans(add certain dry fish to make it delicious). Just sell with bread and you will save 2k every day.
Plus, your wife go just dey laf always cos only hungry women are angry women
still sounds very good
Business / Re: Saving Of 1k Daily by Slimplush: 11:50am On Nov 18, 2023
MrBroke:
Start pure water supply that is if you can, 1k daily is more than possible. It ain't even that difficult. You buy from the factory and supply to shop owners. I think you make about 30 - 50 naira per bag. 30k is enough to buy over 100 bags
you sha go just dey motivate people with advice without proper explanation.... Sheey na head e go dey use transport the water to shop owner e specially in case of, if those owner are far from water factory Even if they are not far, don't you think they will be buying directly from the factory themselves!!!

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