₦airaland Forum

Most of you are not even seeing what I saw there...
"for six month"

Don't quote me, I can be apc today and be apga tomorrow

asitis752:
Many evidences proof that religion is a scam. How can the leader of Muslims in nigeria perish with his son and even grand son? Allah wasn't available to save them

You sound very dull if this is all what you can type from your fried 6

ajalawole:
This could have worth billions in leather bags, but here we are eating even mosquito 🦟. What a country.

be calming down... No dey quote billion with "s" anyhow na

It's only one python

dauntless15:
Ehn they make it seem so easy with this thier motivational posts, every story is embellished and they just end up making people feel pressured, una no dey really include the background things una do, naso e easy to turn ceo for naija naim we no get billionaires everywhere?

Abi ooo,and when breeze blow their yansh now...

Love800:
Avocado could have been my best fruit, but you can't eat it ordinarily. It has to be paired.

My best fruit is pawpaw. I left soursop because of the too much sugar content. I use coconut for drinking akamu.
I also take orange for headache and catarrh.

I hate that useless fruit called pineapple. Don't even know its health benefits sef.

actually that pineapple that is very ripe is okay and rich

When I was fasting during the 30days era, I notice as a slim guy wey I be say, I got fatter and gain weight...
Funny enough I was only able to fast 10 days out of 30,but that 10,i use pineapple and dates to break... Men cloth just fit me anyhow but when I stop fasting, I just adjust back to my size

Oluseun234:
Oh really 😲. I really like such an anti-theft feature. Best suitable for our social landscape

That one bank by them really make sense and it's easy to use

Emeskhalifa:
Lols dey play


Till you born children wey resemble Oshomole, only then would you realise that beautiful partner matters too.

Whatever rocks your boat!!

At this poster, you might rarely see buyers with the way you make your post and I have initially mentioned it to you on phone call before one time I called.

How could you post something, you won't differentiate it accordingly, asking price is missing, nothing like configuration of the device you are selling, hope you are entering other people's posting their gadget for sale and see how they are doing it

Just an advice Sha, you should stop all this jjjjkkkkhhhdhhfhdvdydh.....
Post so anyone interested will know what he's calling for

Most people are just looking for their budget size stuff here and don't even have the stress to be call every seller, how much, how much
Once you put a price cap and details.... Easily they will know maybe they can go for it


Just advising oo, I came in peace

Emeskhalifa:
Omooorrrr this ones children go black no be small.

Pls if you want to marry and you are ugly, try marry someone pretty, not for your sake but for the sake of the children.

HML to them sha

Then this your input is not it sir.... What any sane man needs in marriage is peace of mind and happiness

Get married to a troublesome goddess and you will see chim chom chinnn

On a lighter note, it doesn't mean she has to be ugly, but I will prefer the peace of mind

L1TTLE:
Lol and this is supposed to be embarrassing? Going by your analogy you've assumed I'm that guy who sees a girl on the street i just ask her out, before i ask you out we would've been friends for a while, I don't ask a girl out on a whim, is it abnormal to care about someone you've known to some extent? so you're naive for assuming that too.

My little input

This your explanation gaan Gan is the problem, you should not be friend for long with a girl because most of them will already mentally friend-zone you or see you as a big brother...

You should be reminding her that you want you guys to be together as you are friend ING her and that is not even verbally, but emotionally, body language, mild touching and she will see the sign, if she's interested, you won't even take too long before you will see her come get me before it's too late sign from her


I repeat,for too long, never stay friendly with whichever woman you are going for, their mental phsyc get as e be.

Stephen0mozzy:
All of you up there are citing the PROBLEMS. What solutions are you proposing?

Nor be everytime complaining about institutions, how do you think we can change the narratives?

People all over the world enjoy a working insurance industry. Dem nor swear for us.

Giving the solution can start from you, you be human too and you are part of us Nigerians.

Krak:
They will simply shift all other bands to Band A. Infact they have started doing that in phases.

This will enable them to claim that they did not increase tarrifs.

Very soon the whole of Nigeria will be on Band A.

You get the drill, that's how they do in my street recently, all of a sudden, we began to have 22.5hours at least if not more in a day

I just smile and told all of neighbor that they have shift us to band A unannounced m, they said it's because of the rain, I just laugh it off

funny enough, for a month we bought only 8k worth of tariff as we rarely stay at home, but the following month, na so the same 8k dey finish in a day or a day and half...

I just dey shake head

Modified: the stated amount in my post is just an example, not the real figure

OkanlawonB:
This is quite a naive statement to make, favorite car brand is more a thing of choice which may be influenced by the preferable brand in your local environment.

It is not the way most countries in black Africa value Toyota that the Toyota brand is valued in Europe, Other brands are more popular on european roads.

Another example of the influence of the trend in your local environment, is the Taxi Micro environment of german speaking Europe, there was a time when the choice brand for Taxis was Mercedes but now Toyota hybrid vehicles has already taken over.

he simply stated on Nigeria road, availability of the part, the doctors(mechanic) to attend to it when faulty among other.... He simply pinned it to "Nigeria road and environment"

Anyone get Samsung UK used for sale can please quote me with the phone description
Must be 6gb/128gb..... Please I said UK used.

Factcheck0001:
we all know it is your brothers selling fufu as phone in kano that did this.

Now this is gradually becoming a problem that d government should look into, any market where Chinese people are chased should be locked down indefinitely

Every citizen have the right to do business anywhere, the same right u people have as strangers in kano is d same right Chinese traders have in kano

They suppose to shoot you on sight.... So Chinese are now citizen that are suppose to do business anytime anywhere??

Before you carry napkin dey tiptoe for my front, slimplush dey neutral ground and those kano guys are not right to chase them as much as they are legal business, na federal government fail Nigerians!!!

That Nigerian border

That's why we have so much almajiri parading themself as hausas/fulanis, we nor get good government and we nor even share neighborhood with sane oriental people

How matter Wan take get better

lebete3000:
Make everything even cost wella sef, so fewer crazy people would be able to afford owning a car.

I love as Tinubu is humbling us all. We'll be forced to realize eventually it's not by force to drive a car. Sanity and seriousness will return to the streets.

Some of you lots just spit rubbish from the deep core of your brain, so increase in the cost of owing a ride now results to everyone maintaining sane movement on the road

If you can't afford it fine, because I can't also for now, just know that increasing in the cost literally means that petrol has gone up and it doesn't stop at only ride, it spread across daily and social stuffs also, food, transportation, daily expenses in general, now tell me how you won't be affected..... If you want to trek all your life, Noone dey hold you but try and be reasonable sometimes

Has anyone here try sterling "one bank" app before here?

I'm enjoying every bit of it, the best feature I enjoy on the app is in case of theft, maybe gunpoint or like-case, you can login with your panic password and the bank will display only 10% of your total account balance

And hide the remaining until you login with the original pass,i never use other bank app that have the feature though!!

Jayhome24:
I have be waiting for you cus I know their is no way you won't ends up mbarrassing yourself.

So some millitary aircraft that crashed during IBB its for ritual ba?

General Azazi the SS General that died by Helicoter crash during Gej so Gej used him for ritual?

So countless millitary aircrafts that has being crashing under Trump so Trump used them for mid term election ritual ba?

Na only dust full some people head and to imagine
... Somebody's brother or father ooooo

FSBoperator:
No.

no problem sir.

FSBoperator:
The bank will never pay you interest more than inflation rate or that set by CBN as lending rates.

Invest your money in mutual funds preferably with a Pension manager like Stanbic Pension Fund/investment managers.

Their returns are far higher than what you will get letting your money lose value in a bank deposit.

can I chat you on WhatsApp??... If you care to quote me your number, or please send me a "hi from nairaland" message on WhatsApp to this number 09016823479

Wisewriter:
When they spoil, they will try everythin possible to justify their act.

Was Yahoo, Bandits, Bokoharam,R.itualist also mentioned in the bible? That Masturbation wasnt mentioned does not mean it is Godly act.

Flee from masturbation. Your body is the templeof the lord.Keep tholy and use it rightly.

you don't sound according to your alias, the Bible didn't mention it and the same Bible mention that, have sex with your wife, then all this girlfriend this and that we are keeping also makes it a sin....

Or if you are not financially bouyant to marry now so can be free from sin of having sex with anyhow stranger, you should do what instead?? Ehnnn tell me??

Maybe you can marry at the wrong time when you are not financially stable, then suffering the lady in the picture of home upkeep, just know that's another sin both religiously and ethically when you are unable to meet up family expenses

you would know agent advertising their product when you see one!!

nicelaw:
This Samsung galaxy s26 ultra Dubai version I am seeing everywhere is it good?

stop constituting nuisance on every thread if you have nothing to do with your daily mb sub

Someone already answered you in the phone thread severally and here you are still asking this same question on every topics.. Rubbish nor dey tire you guyss nii?

LIVINGICONREBOR:
You will surely d!e in penury because of these your lies you tell.🥱🥱

You guys don't know what sarcasm is or what?..

I get what he's trying to do right there...

MrSword:
My elder bro cancel his wedding last month...do you know why?
The reason is because the wife he intended to marry saw the 3bed room flat he newly built and said that the house is too small....this is a girl from a very poor home.

You can imagine....just that single act made my bro to change his mind.

Imagine marrying that kind of lady, you can never satisfy her....at the end she will reduce your life span with frustration.

Once you site red flag...my brother run.

thank God the words came out of the snake mouth and your brother has sense to decipher

The marriage was bound not to last with that mindset... How many married couple were even able to move in as landlord after wedding, go see most of men still in a rented apartment after wedding

Life wey hard nor suppose to get harder!!!

Willy2025:
This Maina again? I thought he was sentenced to 8 years imprisonment in 2021? Why release him before serving out his term of imprisonment? This country self. Now, he has committed another, which would not have been possible if he were still in prison serving his jail term. I'm sure he has fled to the Republic of Niger again.

8 years in the legal term is equal to 4 years in the real world term, I maybe wrong Sha.... And this is 2026 and if I'm right he got out in 2025 and maybe nigga man committed another one or it's just fresh unopened crime book from the past.

Modified : I'm actually right

Someone said if you want to differentiate adulrated palm oil from pure

In a white glass cup, put water half the cup and pour some of the oil inside

The adulrated one will mix with the water, while the pure will float as pure palm oil don't mix with water, that's why you hear that inncovienience sound when a palm oil is very hot on fire and you just use your finger to put a finger tip size of water, it's trying to separate the water... Not sure if the logic works, but I sure try it and the oil I bought stay afloat on the cup and didn't mix with the water

Try it when next you getting your oil, at least, if it's pure you pay, if it's not she won't be able to hold you for wasting her oil as she won't want you to even loud am inside market


I'm not saying it's 100%, but it's close to it cos I watched the video of which the person use adulrated and non adulterated and the adulrated mix with the oil and even change to lighter color, you can check Facebook, the video is all over there..

scotcee:
Kilimanjaro restaurant and pizza jungle

exactly how I want to reply him,maybe they are lazy to read sometimes or are just half blind to read well.
The topics headline carry the name, the first line of the topics still carry it and he's still asking what is the name.... Mtcheeeeeeew

Ivimmanuel:
One thing is certain, ones he is done, Nigerians won't be able to afford electricity.

You Gerrit, and most people shouting nice one from Dangote up and down doesn't even understand what this means.

Shebi most dey complain about band A electricity to be costly already, you won't even be mostly able to use electricity at all then.

Seeplusplus:
The problem is that you guys see this as a flex

You want to see a sane society but you're always cheering stupid acts and calling it cruise.

Yet, when you travel out and other people start to scrutinize you for simply being Nigerians, you cry wolf

So they should not fight for their money when the insane driver is trying to con them because of been hoping for a saner clime? Or do you expect them to look like a bag of beans while the driver make away with their money

EggonBoy:
Don't talk too much oo
I just invested over 1.5 million naira less than an hour ago in Dangote shares.
Why u no talk em since?

It will either make or Mar you, but if it's not fund you worry about, then it's worth a risk..... I cannot invest in it, I'd rather run crypto and blast the money on 4 different coin there with 400k in three places and then 300k untop the last coin

The small money I put self now dey generate return already small small.