₦airaland Forum

MrBroke:
You be mumu. If I was smoking crack the scent of it would still be more pleasant than your life to smell or breath in. How much be transport mumu, Business way people dey use below 30k do self, wetin you no know you no keep quiet. You think say everybody dey like you. How much people dey use hawk snacks dey sell for road, how much people dey use hawk drinks and pure water for road? If you sabi any water factory waka go there with your antenna leg like cockroach own go ask dem wether 30k is not more than enough to supply water for the day and earn even more than 3k if you have like 4 supply to different customers. You way no dey smoke 9 come mumu like this if you come light then the madness way dey hide for your left brain go manifest. Just avoid quoting me if you are the foolish type who can't think b4 acting.

I will quote and quote you... Come beat me before sounding like a frustrated e-warrior.

30k cannot can!!!

Motivational rubbish, e be like say na GNLD tutor you, awon set marketer...


See person wey suggest cooking of jollof beans near schools.. Yes that's bran right there and good sense in that advice!!

Kobojunkie:
Speak for yourself abeg! I have no regrets this year.... none whatsoever!

Forget ma, there's always that regret, but it might not be important and if you think deeply, you will get that why didn't I do like this type of feeling (that's regret)

Brendaniel:
Yorubas are the major if not only culprits here, I experienced this growing up in Lagos....

Note:
For those mentioning me asking me about PH and Benin and so on, please the topic here is about Lagos, Did the article talk about PH or Benin, are you OK at all, you guys will never stick to what is in being discussed, we are talking about Lagos here which the person I quoted is talking about too, in Lagos Yorubas are the major if not only culprits on this matter

But you were generalizing yoruba's with your comment, make unaaa continue.... I no go say pimmm!!!

Bullshit.... I actually prefer to get my finger dirty for swallow.. The second photo is just denying myself that heavenly taste of the soup by licking my finger thoroughly

Otunbakayce:
I made millions, Glory be to God Almighty.
I have just one goal left.

Marriage, I'm sure that is

MrBroke:
Tricycle is used for that, you don't see sachet water on tricycles on the road. I'm telling you business I see people doing. If you think every business owner started off with all the necessary tools and inventory for their business then you should think again. Common sense suppose tell you say keke dey or taxi dey, even people who do bread supply rent taxi or a pay for a limited amount of time to do their supply. Even some persons dey use wheelbarrow dey do supply. If na head self you like use, person way dey find money no need motivation, condition go motivate you.

with this current hike in transportation?? Common sense no gree you see say the man mention capital as 30k? With 1k daily savings?...

Stop smoking crack egbon, at least try to contain your draw-mouth naaa

Raphwell:
If you are in Lagos or any university town, then learn how to cook jolof beans(add certain dry fish to make it delicious). Just sell with bread and you will save 2k every day.
Plus, your wife go just dey laf always cos only hungry women are angry women

still sounds very good

MrBroke:
Start pure water supply that is if you can, 1k daily is more than possible. It ain't even that difficult. You buy from the factory and supply to shop owners. I think you make about 30 - 50 naira per bag. 30k is enough to buy over 100 bags

you sha go just dey motivate people with advice without proper explanation.... Sheey na head e go dey use transport the water to shop owner e specially in case of, if those owner are far from water factory Even if they are not far, don't you think they will be buying directly from the factory themselves!!!

BOSSkesh:
In the north
Impossible

just dey play, you will be shocked they are already practicing it in secrets,they are just in hiding doing it to avoid public punishment or public condemnation,, those abokis you see so ehnn, just don't play with em sha

Cyril009:
Good morning sir/ma

I'm In need of assistance with a job, I'm hardworking
I don't have any skills to speak of to help with a white collar job

I'm 2 of 3 boys my dad is late,he passed away 3 months after I finished secondary school,no chance of me going to the university,my mum's a trader ...

I have been working with mum for 2 years after my dad passed away

she makes fufu

I decided to get a job left her doing all the work for about 6 months my brother's and her contributed and git her a machine that makes fufu but the stress of working alone almost made her immobile

she could not walk for five minutes with out taking rests along the way

she has rheumatism in her legs..

I had to leave work to assist in shop
so I now assist her she's pays me 15k at month end

I want to leave home so I can get a job
my brother's and I decided to get her someone that will assist her in shop

I'm interested in forex trading

I've been actively involved in trading since March,and I haven't gotten better the only thing I can notice is that my money management is better,I'm taking losses better at not revenge trading,still lacking an edge and no good at Top down analysis

But I want to get better I don't want to spend the next year in the same level I'm in now I want get better at trading...

If I want a good life for my mum
u wan retire this woman

I can't be doing the right thing the wrong way
I want to know how to do it the right way.

I want to get a job to save up for a Mentorship and also ease mum's work load by getting her a helper

I'm in need of a job that pays fairly well that will enable me to save for a mentorship and get my mum a helper
if anyone could please assist me I would really appreciate it

so touching

I pray you get the help you seek

But bro, nowadays we are all facing one or two sha.... I just pray you get the help you seek, but I can only advice you, find someone close to you who can mentor you, not some online never do well nigga that will just eat your money and fill you with rubbish theory

Start with YouTube!!!

Anything I want to engage myself in now, I will start from YouTube....

If it's unlimited subscription (don't know about how starlink works sha) it's a good one... But if na data cap... They will frustrate you to debt, because na downloading I go dey run on am if na me...

[quote author=ThatrealestApex post=126939181][/quote]local man dey find staking power nii, I nor too hold bar, never know barca can comeback winner.. I just waste 17 odds lai Dat

Wetin happen here, abi sporty Wan do me 2x2 nii....


Modified: I rushed to cashout by mistake

Have you notice

Close associate/family/friend.. Et ce tera, of mohbad are all trying to trend with his demise


Live your life and pray jot to die young shaaa

Life has no memory though ( 2 years max)

accordadoga29:
Hehehehe


They have done it again, awon Oloriburuku omo irankiran

Always causing us international embarrassment and yet the government is their problem

Drugs na dem (95% contribution, the remaining 5% are people caught with weed)

Armed robbery na dem (98% contribution)

Baby factory na dem (99% contribution)

Fraud na dem (60% contribution)

Okiete ritual na dem (75% contribution)

Fake products na dem (100% contribution)

I don't know about other region, but that of north don't add up, I live in the north and I can categorically tell you that if you want to Waka in the night, you have to be at alert, even though other tribe commit crime here as well, but those abokis you see say them nice, true true dem nice and very kind set of people... But if them show you banza or someone near you, or you witness them going haywire, then your body go reset

kingofcasting:

now look who's here.....

O Boi, dollar Don crash ooo, a massive one against naira.... just checking on Google now, abi na my eyes dey pain me niii

Chevrolet076:
This is one of my fears about people. Because one red flag that you decide to ignore at the initial stage will compound to become worse with time.

Comprehend the message sir, he didn't ignore no red flag, only that the red flag decided to raise itself after...

Fear of marriage, that is!!

Crafteck1:
5k for the first resonable person to guess their true reason.. It took me 5 seconds

definitely for their own massive profit, local man cannot can but the rich folks!!!

Giftlove7865:
It’s not mmm but forex investment

Over 200 people done talk about Breathinvestment in nairaland most of them don’t post here again

I'm just using mmm as a case study, aside that... It always started somewhere, going smooth and nice until everyone loose guards, and then the do happens (purpose of my message bro)

Akano5:
sure, i'm talking about the onces with friendly immigration policy like Qatar, Saudi few others. Not the likes of Tunisia, Morroco, Egypt, Yemen, Libya, Iraq, Iran and others.

Scrap Saudi Arabia out of that..... Just like the guy advice you, be careful and don't let desperation land you into problem that's hellish than where you are coming from

Be warned!!!

Artiiclebeast:
And buy a Nigerian-made phone to keep making these sorts of senseless comments.

Even the politicians hoarding and fuelling the Dollar to Naira craze while selling you the dummy you keep regurgitating will be amazed at how you have been able to put a "better" senseless interpretation to their cluelessness.

Na wa

Modified: I vote for Tinubu and I believe we are heading somewhere, maybe.. Yeah

But I hate senseless comment when I see one.

Make the guy just dey yarn rubbish, how many thing are we producing in Nigeria

Just name few of them...


The funny facts is we will still be using foreign made products unless there's provision to be making most of this products before this policy were set, then we Wil have alternative, there's no alternative and you were saying we should be patronizing out local made product "which local made product"??

RedDistrict:
na goals and corners i dy try o, thanks bros

B916CQRPEEWAZT-4042419

make i monitor this one tonihht

Green to us all

Who can transfer this to Sportybet? Na beg

Punter7728:
Sportybet thinking of how to bribe tottenham not to win today because of eseka12

Where the game code sir ?

adecz:
👉 This is not Nigeria☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

I saw heading at another site that stated Benin Republic

Nairaland, why naaaa

adecz:
One thing you can't take away from
iTel is the quality of their cameras☑️☑️☑️

lol, shot fired

GABRIEL6036:
I love my Samsung s9plus... Samsung Na your Papa mate 😁😁? Proudly Samsung Family ☺☺

No loud am

I will still buy old flagship Samsung worth 70k before I go reason all this rubbish wannabes brand new phone worth 180k

Currently I'm typing with Samsung and e dey gimme joy, the battery though (I get pbank)

Samsung na my goto brand unless I'm short of cash, I will consider Huawei, that come second to sammyyyyy for me

minakom:
95% of those empowered will play bet9ja ad loose the cash

calm down, you sound very much like yourself
...

MasterJayJay:
Na Tinubu's men we go chop?

Gas is 950-1,000 naira per kg.

ask anyone in Abuja about the price

You'll be shocked, my shock can't shock the shock that want to shock me

Mtcheewww

Giftlove7865:
It’s not mmm but forex investment

Over 200 people done talk about Breathinvestment in nairaland most of them don’t post here again

Okay boss, stay blessed... Shalom!!

talented321:
1.when are you going to marry na..
2.when are you going to have kids na..
3.you still never enter university, na wa..
4.life no balance o' john this is you still like this..
5.try and buy new clothes na..
6.what're you doing in poly na' instead of uni..
7.bro poly is waste of time..
8.your mama dey dress this days o'
9.i don't like it when u bring ur babe to my house' but he was always bleeping his babe in your house..
10.this cloth don tay o..
11.you don need to buy new shoes o..
12.you're looking good this days o..

most of your write-up na advice in a subtle way... not a complement

Moco11:
Lol you’re very funny I’ll list 20 billionaires that made it through forex and crypto trading

The economy way you dey talk about Na Nigeria economy?

Breathinvestment makes profit from international economy no be Nigeria way just they fall daily

Cryptocurrency is barely 14 years of existence but already produced more than 10 billionaires

The Billionaires
cryptocurrency billionaire
1. Changpeng Zhao (CZ) $10 Billion

2. Brian Armstrong $3.8 Billion

3. Barry Silbert $3.2 Billion

4. Chris Larsen $2.6 Billion

5. Jed McCaleb $2.4 Billion

6. Devin Finzer $2.2 Billion

7. Alex Atallah $2.2 Billion

8. Kim Hyoung-nyon $1.95 Billion

9. Nikil Viswanathan and Joe Lau $1.8 Billion

10. Winklevoss Twins $1.5 Billion

11. Fred Ehrsam $1.3 Billion

All this Billions were accumulated in less than 6 years for most of them

So you expect them to show you their loses abi??

How did mavrodi(MMM) scheme boss start and how e take end??

Just dey follow figure, not all milli/billionaire are really what they portrait

(Aliko dangote comes to mind)

Go invest with em na...... Mtchee3w