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BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 7:50am On Nov 13, 2023
Wetin happen here, abi sporty Wan do me 2x2 nii....


Modified: I rushed to cashout by mistake

CelebritiesRe: Why My Father-in-law Doesn’t Like Me — Mohbad’s Wife by Slimplush: 2:52pm On Nov 09, 2023
Have you notice

Close associate/family/friend.. Et ce tera, of mohbad are all trying to trend with his demise


Live your life and pray jot to die young shaaa

Life has no memory though ( 2 years max)
CrimeRe: Court Jails Couple Two Years For Drug Trafficking by Slimplush: 7:46am On Nov 09, 2023
accordadoga29:
Hehehehe


They have done it again, awon Oloriburuku omo irankiran

Always causing us international embarrassment and yet the government is their problem

Drugs na dem (95% contribution, the remaining 5% are people caught with weed)

Armed robbery na dem (98% contribution)

Baby factory na dem (99% contribution)

Fraud na dem (60% contribution)

Okiete ritual na dem (75% contribution)

Fake products na dem (100% contribution)
I don't know about other region, but that of north don't add up, I live in the north and I can categorically tell you that if you want to Waka in the night, you have to be at alert, even though other tribe commit crime here as well, but those abokis you see say them nice, true true dem nice and very kind set of people... But if them show you banza or someone near you, or you witness them going haywire, then your body go reset
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:01pm On Nov 04, 2023
kingofcasting:
grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin
now look who's here.....
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 7:33pm On Nov 02, 2023
O Boi, dollar Don crash ooo, a massive one against naira.... just checking on Google now, abi na my eyes dey pain me niii
RomanceRe: The leopard change its spots? What Bad Habit Did Your Partner Later Stop? by Slimplush: 8:57am On Oct 31, 2023
Chevrolet076:
This is one of my fears about people. Because one red flag that you decide to ignore at the initial stage will compound to become worse with time.
Comprehend the message sir, he didn't ignore no red flag, only that the red flag decided to raise itself after...

Fear of marriage, that is!!
BusinessRe: American Firm, John Deere To Establish Tractor Assembly Plant In Nigeria by Slimplush: 7:34am On Oct 31, 2023
Crafteck1:
5k for the first resonable person to guess their true reason.. It took me 5 seconds
definitely for their own massive profit, local man cannot can but the rich folks!!!
InvestmentRe: Is ? by Slimplush: 8:52pm On Oct 28, 2023
Giftlove7865:
It’s not mmm but forex investment

Over 200 people done talk about Breathinvestment in nairaland most of them don’t post here again
I'm just using mmm as a case study, aside that... It always started somewhere, going smooth and nice until everyone loose guards, and then the do happens (purpose of my message bro)
TravelRe: It’s Getting Harder To Move Out Of This Country Nowadays by Slimplush: 2:35pm On Oct 25, 2023
Akano5:
sure, i'm talking about the onces with friendly immigration policy like Qatar, Saudi few others. Not the likes of Tunisia, Morroco, Egypt, Yemen, Libya, Iraq, Iran and others.
Scrap Saudi Arabia out of that..... Just like the guy advice you, be careful and don't let desperation land you into problem that's hellish than where you are coming from

Be warned!!!
BusinessRe: How Government Policies Is Killing My Business by Slimplush: 2:17pm On Oct 25, 2023
Artiiclebeast:
And buy a Nigerian-made phone to keep making these sorts of senseless comments.

Even the politicians hoarding and fuelling the Dollar to Naira craze while selling you the dummy you keep regurgitating will be amazed at how you have been able to put a "better" senseless interpretation to their cluelessness.

Na wa
Modified: I vote for Tinubu and I believe we are heading somewhere, maybe.. Yeah

But I hate senseless comment when I see one.

Make the guy just dey yarn rubbish, how many thing are we producing in Nigeria

Just name few of them...


The funny facts is we will still be using foreign made products unless there's provision to be making most of this products before this policy were set, then we Wil have alternative, there's no alternative and you were saying we should be patronizing out local made product "which local made product"huh??
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 7:54pm On Oct 24, 2023
RedDistrict:
na goals and corners i dy try o, thanks bros

B916CQRPEEWAZT-4042419

make i monitor this one tonihht

Green to us all
Who can transfer this to Sportybet? Na beg
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 9:45am On Oct 23, 2023
Punter7728:
Sportybet thinking of how to bribe tottenham not to win today because of eseka12 grin grin wink smiley
Where the game code sir ?
RomanceRe: Kaduna Slay Queens Storm Their Friend Wedding Ceremony In Grand Style (pics/vid) by Slimplush: 2:19pm On Oct 20, 2023
adecz:
👉 This is not Nigeria☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
I saw heading at another site that stated Benin Republic

Nairaland, why naaaa
PhonesRe: Itel Releases New A70 In Nigeria by Slimplush: 8:36am On Oct 20, 2023
adecz:
One thing you can't take away from
iTel is the quality of their cameras☑️☑️☑️
lol, shot fired cheesy
PhonesRe: Itel Releases New A70 In Nigeria by Slimplush: 8:19am On Oct 20, 2023
GABRIEL6036:
I love my Samsung s9plus... Samsung Na your Papa mate 😁😁? Proudly Samsung Family ☺☺
No loud am cheesy

I will still buy old flagship Samsung worth 70k before I go reason all this rubbish wannabes brand new phone worth 180k

Currently I'm typing with Samsung and e dey gimme joy, the battery though (I get pbank)

Samsung na my goto brand unless I'm short of cash, I will consider Huawei, that come second to sammyyyyy for me
PoliticsRe: Governor Nwifuru Empowers 500 Ebonyians With ₦‎2 Million Each (Photos) by Slimplush: 7:46am On Oct 18, 2023
minakom:
95% of those empowered will play bet9ja ad loose the cash grin
calm down, you sound very much like yourself
...
PoliticsRe: Behold, President Bola Tinubu’s Men by Slimplush: 4:46pm On Oct 15, 2023
MasterJayJay:
Na Tinubu's men we go chop?

Gas is 950-1,000 naira per kg.
ask anyone in Abuja about the price

You'll be shocked, my shock can't shock the shock that want to shock me

Mtcheewww cheesy
InvestmentRe: Is ? by Slimplush: 11:27am On Oct 10, 2023
Giftlove7865:
It’s not mmm but forex investment

Over 200 people done talk about Breathinvestment in nairaland most of them don’t post here again
Okay boss, stay blessed... Shalom!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Things That Sound Like Compliments But Are Actually Insults. by Slimplush: 5:31pm On Oct 07, 2023
talented321:
1.when are you going to marry na..
2.when are you going to have kids na..
3.you still never enter university, na wa..
4.life no balance o' john this is you still like this..
5.try and buy new clothes na..
6.what're you doing in poly na' instead of uni..
7.bro poly is waste of time..
8.your mama dey dress this days o'
9.i don't like it when u bring ur babe to my house' but he was always bleeping his babe in your house..
10.this cloth don tay o..
11.you don need to buy new shoes o..
12.you're looking good this days o..
most of your write-up na advice in a subtle way... not a complement
InvestmentRe: Is ? by Slimplush:
Moco11:
Lol you’re very funny I’ll list 20 billionaires that made it through forex and crypto trading

The economy way you dey talk about Na Nigeria economy?

Breathinvestment makes profit from international economy no be Nigeria way just they fall daily

Cryptocurrency is barely 14 years of existence but already produced more than 10 billionaires

The Billionaires
cryptocurrency billionaire
1. Changpeng Zhao (CZ) $10 Billion

2. Brian Armstrong $3.8 Billion

3. Barry Silbert $3.2 Billion

4. Chris Larsen $2.6 Billion

5. Jed McCaleb $2.4 Billion

6. Devin Finzer $2.2 Billion

7. Alex Atallah $2.2 Billion

8. Kim Hyoung-nyon $1.95 Billion

9. Nikil Viswanathan and Joe Lau $1.8 Billion

10. Winklevoss Twins $1.5 Billion

11. Fred Ehrsam $1.3 Billion

All this Billions were accumulated in less than 6 years for most of them
So you expect them to show you their loses abi??

How did mavrodi(MMM) scheme boss start and how e take end??

Just dey follow figure, not all milli/billionaire are really what they portrait

(Aliko dangote comes to mind)

Go invest with em na...... Mtchee3w
FamilyRe: Something You Believe In That Most People Don’t by Slimplush: 8:25am On Oct 03, 2023
yuzjet:
Girls selling markets online are all ashawo in disguise undecided
With this.... I beg to differ!!

Not True
BusinessRe: $10bn Debt: CBN Defaults On Payment To Banks, Dollar Nears ₦‎1,000 by Slimplush: 8:49am On Sep 25, 2023
kokorokoman:
As a man, know that you are worse than tinubu if you have weak erection, quick ejaculation, small girth or any form of erectile dysfunction.

Check my signature.
Your money back is guaranteed if you do not get your desired result after one week.
This your advert might just put you in trouble, be careful brother.. A friendly advice
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad's Death: Thecuteabiola To Reconcile His Father And Mother After 15years by Slimplush: 7:27am On Sep 18, 2023
wunmi590:
huh

Abeg, leave that his dad, find away to collect mohbad's royalty and hand it over to his mum to spend....

His dad is a betrayal, and very wicked, I don't know how a man who called himself a father would allow his son to be hurriedly buried, without any autopsy, even despite the fact that he knows what that young boy was going through....

The man just want to reap from where he didn't sow from his cry cry rubbish....

If I'm mohbad's brother, they must exhume his body and do the autopsy, by fire by force....
See as your monicker dey confuse your brain..... So because they buried him with no much Ado makes the father a bad one??

Reason with your brain bro, not with your finger.....
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Easily Fall For Bad Boys? Than Responsible Ones. by Slimplush: 4:31pm On Sep 16, 2023
iammo:
cool



Personally as a guy, you can't be my friend if you don't have one of this vices

Smoke

Drink

Or

Womanize


Men without vices are very strict, boring and sometimes wicked


.
Aptly put....
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Said We Must Have A House Before Getting Married by Slimplush: 2:59pm On Sep 12, 2023
izonborn098:
Your woman has entitle mentality..
She is not yet ready for marriage...
Though she has a good plan for u'' it is for ur own benefit and a lifetime investment but house isn't what u build because one woman is forcing you..
You build house when u know u are ready and depend on ur financial ability building of house takes time..
The question is this woman determined to spend the rest of her life with u..
Before she forsake u..
Lastly that money she is contributing the house belongs to her more than u do...
You just burst my mind open, God's willing I won't be building my first house with even a single penny from my woman!!!

A very big entitlement mentality will kill the marriage unless you are willing to be submitted to the said lady
CareerRe: Why You Should Get Into Tech Through Kubernetes/cloudnative Route by Slimplush: 4:37pm On Sep 11, 2023
Please let me hop on the train, add me to the group, I have problem sending email to you via nairaland page, showing error message

Camialexandru586@gmail.com
CareerRe: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by Slimplush: 4:21pm On Sep 11, 2023
online4business:
If you know you can write just set up a website find a niche you're passionate about and start writing.

You'll learn and earn.

Just write informational article about your topic and monitize with display ads.

hosting is cheap domain name is cheap you can get someone to set it up and you're off the races.

If you've small change get project24 course and in 24 months you could be earning $4k.


That's the goal of project24 replace your income in 24 months.

Search income school on YouTube watch their video.

if you want the course the moniker haggai247 I think have the course.

Don't waste time just get something going.

You can even motitize the site with ezoic from the get-go if someone like me invite you.

If you've just get to start somewhere.

Cc bonnielove

Sheyimann


Time no dey ooo make hay while the sun shine
please can I get across to you off-nairaland?
BusinessRe: Interswitch Launches Google Pay Support On Its Payment Gateway In Nigeria by Slimplush: 12:09pm On Sep 11, 2023
If I can pay for google apps using interswitch, then I'll be so happy with this move,, I've been trying to add my card to Google since this while all to no avail, this will really be good for me
InvestmentRe: What Can U Teach Someone Here by Slimplush: 11:51am On Sep 11, 2023
missypurple1:
I will teach for Free 👉 "How to use 5 power AI Tools to self-publish on Amazon KDP in 24 hours!"

📌I only need 5 people who will implement what they learn immediately.

Your "results" is my compensation.
How do I get across to you?
InvestmentRe: What Can U Teach Someone Here by Slimplush: 11:49am On Sep 11, 2023
woginid967:
Sports arbitrage
Local drop shipping
Artificial intelligence
How to last in bed more than one hour
Free browsing

Just one per person
Can you teach me free browsing or local drop shipping, anyone out of the two
InvestmentRe: Is ? by Slimplush: 8:28am On Sep 11, 2023
Anybody that is daft to believe the 30% return in a month deserves whatever hit am

I mean which business guarantee 30% in a month nowadays where economy dey very bad

It is even profit only ooo, habaaaa

Use your senses naa, they send you to school for a reason, try to be useful
CrimeRe: Missing FUOYE Student, Atanda Deborah Found Dead In Shallow Grave (Graphic) by Slimplush: 8:41am On Sep 07, 2023
Danisaint112:
If you child get missing in the SW there is 90% chances they have been used for ritual. It's just their thing.

Yet, you will still see this same people especially their APC goons lecturing you on how Igbos and blood money is like 5 & 6 and how all their wealth were gotten from rituals.

The paint the igbos bad at any slightest opportunity and hype the news like a nation's cup (Self inflicted inferiority complex). Meanwhile 👇
Ya'!! Just like to disgrace yourself, read news happening all over the world about your tribe and then check your Brain again maybe what you just wrote seems sensible, ...


Moral of my write-up is, don't bring tribalism into this kinda situation, respect what the lady family are facing

Just try and receive sense, it'll be important for you in the future..

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