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PoliticsRe: Oyo Workers Protest, Lock Secretariat, Demand Palliatives, Others by Slimplush: 8:27am On Aug 01, 2023
clinician2x:
He has nothing to offer. Just accept this truth and rest. Tinubu will offer you nothing at all.
Okay, if e offer nothing, I'm at rest knowing that the past years, we were all waiting for messiah and e never arrive.....yar'adua would have been the best thing that happen to us but then....

I can never conclude just yet about BAT

But Remember, even in corona lockdown, people dey build house, birthday and other good things

Make I just find bearing for my life fesss , I nor like the way me self dey whine on silly thing jareeee, but I'm only beign realistic here.
No harm cause!!!
CelebritiesRe: Yoruba Actor, Musiliu Ajinkanle Is Dead by Slimplush: 8:17am On Aug 01, 2023
sirblend:
You are lucky....

Though I don't know him, but I know he has automatically escaped the hell fire Tinubu has turned Nigeria to....

RIP
If you rewind your brain back and make it useful, you will know that he just hop on the seat less than 4 months ago, so what could possible be achieved within that short period in a country being on still-water mode for almost how many years??

Ain't supporting him though, but make e finish make we see accountability for his work bro..
PoliticsRe: Oyo Workers Protest, Lock Secretariat, Demand Palliatives, Others by Slimplush: 2:39pm On Jul 31, 2023
Taylor90:
To even think this shege is starting com Ronu land is so funny to me

I don tell una if una like una vote right if una like una vote wrong we all know the region that will suffer pass

Abeg make i go carry olosho
Frankly quoting you, people with vision won't stated it out bodly....

In short, none of those presidential candidate can do it, even if I want to single out one(which is the current president) he can never do it in the space of 8 years

Some of una go just dey spit rubbish up and down like say your flat head messiah don't have his own mission too


Less than 5 month in office, you are already requesting for hin head, country wey Don dey spoil for almost how many years? Make una rest and let see what he's got to offer before ya all blaming him for your miserable life... No be him spoil your life na

Before you quote me, remember say ex presido(Goodluck Jonathan) rule us before,, did your life get any better?

Calm down, chicken wey Don spoil go pass many process before you can fit know say e never spoil, then you will be laughing while devouring


Not supporting any fuckin*G tribe here bro, I'm just being plain realistic

I don't reply mention on Monday also cheesy
RomanceRe: Do You Believe in No-Sex Before Marriage? by Slimplush: 8:59am On Jul 30, 2023
jmoore:
The condom you use in fornicating, do you test it before buying?

After having sex with a virgin in the name of testing and you are not satisfied, will you return the virginity back?
not actually quoting you negatively.... But I must say

Female gender have been using that lame mentality to Bleep with the other gender until the other gender start waking up, and of course, the female gender always have their way regardless of the situation

But When the table turns.. Men are scum in which they get what they made most men to be!!!


Today is Sunday and I don't reply mention cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is That Thing You Want To Stop But Always See Yourself Doing It Again by Slimplush: 7:06am On Jul 22, 2023
[quote author=fyzaila post=124564963]Skipping breakfast. I've tried some much to avoid it but i can't help it. I just don't feel like eating till between 11am and 12pm. And i can't force myself to eat when i don't feel like eating.
FoodRe: How Much Will You Pay For This Food In Your Area ? by Slimplush: 5:26pm On Jul 16, 2023
EnemyofGod2:
You are so lucky to live in a place that has cheap food.lucky you.
my side for Abuja, it won't go for more than 5h also fish(2h, rice and beans 3h)... I don't know why people specifically taint image of a location

And they won't relocate from the said location....
PoliticsRe: Moment President Tinubu Became ECOWAS Chairman (Photos & Video) by Slimplush: 9:25am On Jul 10, 2023
Wrtrwufj82:
:-
getaaat olee... Go give your family
PhonesRe: Twitter Limits The Number Of Posts Users Can Read Per Day by Slimplush: 10:01am On Jul 02, 2023
WriterNigg:
If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

This clown will kill Twitter with his senseless rules & greed.
No!! That's psychology... The more he makes it more hard to access, the more you want more of it


Have you ever wonder how seun and his useless mods keep pushing rubbish to the front page and you will still come back to read more

Did you even reason what's written on cigarette pack?? "smokers are liable to die young"... Today only I Don step on many of them litters around (Abuja)..


Now read again, if what you said in the quoted word made sense

You are checking right now, I just use the psychology context on ya

.. Sorry!!!, but I'm saying the truth...
FamilyRe: Young Nigerian Man Proudly Shows Off His 3 Wives (Pics/Video) by Slimplush: 8:31am On Jul 02, 2023
CondenseMilk:
Banging 3 different punanni with pride, no baby mama, no fear of STDs!

He will never think of visiting a brothel or going back to an ex nor even committing adultery.

only work, work and work will be on his mind 24/7, very dedicated and have farms and busineses.


It's high time we return to this way of life as Africans if you are capable financially of maintaining such.

The devilish thoughts on having a 3some outside the home will be eradicated from both the male and female.


If he is into agriculture, he doesn't need too much education and he will feed a whole state with his wives managing the farms on daily basis.


See unmarried women litterd everywhere in this country!
No fear of stds... Just dey play
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Your Experiences With Chinese Bosses As Nigerians by Slimplush: 10:30am On Jun 30, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Haven't had any experience with anyone yet...But as for Indians, I've worked under them and I can tell you that they are generally nice people..
sorry sir, you never worked under india as you claimed... I'm not saying you are lying sha, but grab am from the head not the tail.
ComputersRe: Laptop Bag With USB Port: I Want To Import This. Will It Sell In Nigeria? by Slimplush: 5:10pm On Jun 29, 2023
truthfulperson:
I will market it for you in kaduna
failed to answer the question
TV/MoviesRe: Netflix Rewards Ikorodu Bois For 'Extraction 2' Trailer Remake (Video, Photos) by Slimplush: 7:56am On Jun 24, 2023
Theory3:
Those boys are really talented. I do hope they do something very big that will earn them bigger rewards because they deserve it.
Their backbone(manager or whatever) is really good, you meant to say??
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 8:21am On Jun 07, 2023
odenkirk:
u just told them a bitter truth, imagine some of them are in their 40s. #shame
calm down
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 8:16am On Jun 07, 2023
sslcrypt:
Society is finished when grown men engage in unproductive quest. First excuse is there's no job anywhere, now the so called football season is over won't it be reasonable to at least work with in type of job or work on getting a job? Or even do online training to develop thyself? May God really heal some of you from this tormented path. Spending hours shaking a phone to get a price? Something that are meant for kids as fun. I honestly pray for Gods healing on some of you.
Boss, I understand where you coming from, but you failed to put yourself in most people shoes, just thank your stars for where you are or what you achieved and move on,
Do you know,some barely can feed easily

How do you expect a broke man to enroll for a skill that will require money to attain, feeding, transport and all.

I'm in no support, but most are not even happy with situation they found themselves.....


Coming from this angle, you can understand it's a battle without weapon.

Moreover: na person wey get money Sabi way, and na hin be boss.
FamilyRe: Delta Man Cries Out For Help Over Wife Allegedly Assaulting Him Repeatedly by Slimplush: 7:48am On Jun 06, 2023
PEREZPERECTUS:
No woman has made any comment on this so far
those fish brain with many "under_count" would surely avoid it like plague... What do you expect before?
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 6:50am On Jun 06, 2023
dahgifted:
Have you been able to access it, mine is just loading since.
I guess some phone Don't have the processing power to run it.. My previous phone is also loading loading as you mention until I change to samsung and it load once...

Modified: I tried it now and it's just loading, it's an error on their ends.
Foreign AffairsRe: How DNA Identified Australian Man As Escaped US Fugitive Who Murdered His Parent by Slimplush: 6:56am On Jun 03, 2023
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a loner you are abii? You nor get family or friends

Nairaland mods are not even working anymore with all this useless peeps full this page
Foreign AffairsRe: How DNA Identified Australian Man As Escaped US Fugitive Who Murdered His Parent by Slimplush: 6:55am On Jun 03, 2023
YOUTUBE9ja:
do you know you can quit your full time job when start a CELEBRITY GOSSIP YouTube channel and start earning in dollars in less than 60days? it’s a no brainer. Let me teach you how. I charge 1k. Mention me if interested
be like say you nor need the dollar as 1000 naira dey hungry you laaaaaaaaii diss

Odee
PoliticsRe: I Have No Doubt Tinubu Will Perform – Oba Of Benin by Slimplush: 6:51am On Jun 03, 2023
Sisora:
I build investment website for 10k only or you can get the script for 5k and install it yourself.

All scripts work superbly.

I also build VTU website for 10k only or you can get the script for 5k.

I also build multivendor ecommerce websites like jumia or jiji cost 10k only or you can get the script for 5k and install it yourself.
Try and be composed with your text naaa
PoliticsRe: Fuel Subsidy Removal: Tinubu Should Remember His Stand In 2012 - Ajaero by Slimplush: 8:20pm On Jun 01, 2023
Willie2015:
Our leaders have turned fuel subsidy into scam...

We cant continue to do it the same way and expect a different result...

Let him remove it and lets see if there will be road ahead....

Heaven will not fall... cheesy grin
good evening sir, I want to private message you for guidance on stuffs, please check your email associated with your nairaland account so we can converse
CareerRe: How I Decided To Learn Handiwork At 45. by Slimplush: 3:15pm On Jun 01, 2023
Glowqueen3:
How l wish l could learn a handwork too,please which vocational skill is lucrative and good for a lady, Maybe l can also follow in your footsteps.
catering service and along that line....
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:26am On Jun 01, 2023
WHITELIGHTER:
Of course
make I follow you, maybe I go see staking power

Thanks bro..
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:04am On Jun 01, 2023
WHITELIGHTER:
Ov8.5 BANKERS
corner kicks bro??
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 9:52pm On May 31, 2023
WHITELIGHTER:
AWAY WINS
That's a clean sweep
you dey try boss
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:12am On May 30, 2023
Emekus92:
Na u type rubbish yesterday
Na 8 u put as the last number instead of 5
otilooooooo
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:06am On May 30, 2023
Johnchrix:
Can I boom this or cash out 3600
bro, cash out the 3600, then you can rebet with 600# whatever is remain in the selection.... I don't trust that Turkish club there

Galatasaray match I mean.... I will even be confident to carry them under 4.5 instead

But who knows what can happen.......
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 4:48pm On May 29, 2023
Princeadebayo11:
Guys stop betting... No poor man has ever made it through sport betting
now that you've delivered your message,, can you now swerve cheesy
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by Slimplush: 11:55am On May 26, 2023
tonididdy:
You still can't prove how I scammed your ass?
Till date I'm still waiting for your useless explanation!


...
Please oh make una look screenahots from a "scammers" Group oh.

Na so nigerians take pursue good luck and replaced badlulck.... Ungratefulness and impatience.

If you win 99days and lose on the 100th day, dem go say their papa na scammer, like 5k makes a difference in my acct balance.
I don't even stake 5k games... Ever!
I'm new here on thispage, can I hop on your bus, make I join the group
RomanceRe: This Is The Kind Of Past Women Want You To Forget(pictures) by Slimplush: 8:01am On May 24, 2023
Queendera:
There's always a sucker somewhere ready to worship her. So whether you forget her past or not, she'll always get someone.

Maybe not you. Maybe not your brother or father or uncle but someone is always ready
your comment actually reeks of oloshoo vibe "that mentality, there's always someone" na hin make most of you end up being misused for the rest of your miserable life


In this instance, I was not reffering to you, but if you felt so, then I am sorry to have initiate this statement under your post.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (7 - 0) On 5th March 2023 by Slimplush: 7:16pm On Mar 05, 2023
Jesus saw this coming when he said it's finished.. 7-0 chaaa
HealthRe: Help A Female Friend - What Is She Suffering From? (Graphic Photos) by Slimplush: 10:19am On Feb 01, 2023
Had one at the back of my head years back.. Had to get injection from a chemist right on the spot, it was freaking painful but now I'm free from the shit

It was a daily injection for three straight days, had to skip the third days and later get the injection on the fourth day

Just see a Good chemist around you, a big brand ooo, not those I never chop brand.. It'll shrink, but be ready for some discomfort

Would have mention the name of the injection, but then her own case might differ from mine
Once you take the injection, apply pressure to the surface steadily for the days you'll be having the injection, by the last day, you should feel better

Note: don't fall for it, if the said chemist is telling you to buy cream and drug, it won't work as I tried many cream and drugs, It will shrink and still come back, but when I try injection, with Drug and methylated spirit been rubbed at the surface on a steady, it clears before I finish the 3 dose of the injection.... Shalom
CelebritiesRe: I Didn’t Want To Die – Teni Explains Reason For Her Weight Loss by Slimplush: 8:16am On Jan 02, 2023
Aareakinwunmi:
To all my fatties in the house, learn from this.


No one is trying to body shame you, as an obese individual, you are liable to a lot of severe debilitating diseases like diabetes, stroke and heart problems.


Make it one of your resolutions this year, to drop some extra weight.
aptly put...

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